Read Pucker Up (A Damsels of Distress Novel) Online
Authors: R. A. Gates
room and shattered it against the wall.
Then what would they do?
“You’re not the only person who
can power this thing. Thane will wear
it.” He strolled over and handed the
sapphire to Thane who eagerly put it on.
She clenched her jaw to keep
from lashing out at them. Anyone with
magic could activate the stone, so
arguing that she needed to wear it was
pointless. They didn’t care if she felt
safer with it on.
“You need to save your magic to
break the curse,” Garren said.
“I know that,” she snapped. She
drew in a deep breath, hoping to get her
irritation back under control. Needing
her magic to break the curse hadn’t
really occurred to her. Wasn’t she just
supposed to kiss the guy?
“You looked like you were on
the verge of an epic tantrum.” Enjoyment
laced his words.
With a flick of her finger, she
sent the empty glass on the nightstand
flying towards his head. This magic
thing was getting a lot easier for her. He
instinctively blocked the glass with a
shield, sending it bouncing on the carpet
and under the bed.
All amusement drained away
from his face. “Damn it, Ivy. Will you
stop throwing crap at me?” His glare
shifted to Kyle. “What are you laughing
at?”
With a grin, Kyle pulled up his
sleeve and pointed to a long, jagged scar
on the inside of his left forearm. “Roller
blade. She was in a mood and I called
her a faery princess.” He covered his
arm again and let the smile fall. “I don’t
recommend it.”
She cleared her throat and stood.
“Well, I’m going to jump in the shower.”
Grabbing the first clothes she touched
from her pack, she dashed for the
bathroom. Once under the hot spray of
the shower, she tried to relax and let all
the nervousness wash away with the
water down the drain. She stretched her
muscles and rotated joints, testing her
body to ensure she was healthy again.
Thane was a Rock Star potioneer. Never
had she felt so good. Even her bruised
hip returned to its normal color.
But every time she closed her
eyes, Prince Sebastian’s face popped up
in her mind, his lips puckered for a kiss.
She doubled over, her stomach twisting
with nerves.
He’s only taking a nap. A
really, really long nap.
Pushing every uncomfortable
thought about cursed princes aside, she
finished her shower and dressed.
When she emerged from the
bathroom, Garren stood in her way.
“What are you wearing?”
She glanced down at her black
jeans and green v-neck shirt. “Clothes. I
thought going naked would attract too
much attention.” She brushed past him
and dug through her pack to find her
shoes.
“True,” he said. “We don’t want
to scare people.” He paused to smile at
her glare. “But isn’t the idea to throw the
Eradicators off our trail by looking
different than you normally do? Maybe
you
should
wear
more
feminine
clothes?”
She scoffed as she tied her
sneaker. She’d rather get caught by
Eradicators than put on another one of
Athena’s dresses. “No can do. I didn’t
shave my legs.” She threw Garren a
triumphant smile before stuffing her hair
into the wool cap.
His gaze dropped to her denim-
clad legs and he shivered violently.
That’s it! He’s going down.
She
stood to get in his face for a proper fist-
meets-nose
argument
when
Thane
stepped between them. He seemed to do
that a lot. “I have an idea,” he said. He
rifled through Athena’s suitcase until he
found a pale pink cardigan and handed it
to her. “It’s frilly, it’s pink, it’s very
un
-
Ivy.”
Both Garren and Kyle laughed
out loud as she regarded the item in
Thane’s hand with horror. She didn’t do
pink, ever. And to top it off, it was
cashmere.
“Sorry, can’t do it; allergic.”
“To the material?” Thane asked
as he checked the label.
“Sure, that works.” She yanked
her last clean sweatshirt out of her pack
but before she could pull it on, Garren
snatched it from her hand.
Instead, he tossed the fuzzy, pink
nightmare at her. “No one will recognize
you in this.”
She hated that he was right. Any
Eradicator that knew her would never
give her a second glance dressed in
pink.
Take one for the team
. She slid on
the sweater, suppressing a sigh as the
fuzzy material caressed her bare skin.
Damn, it feels fabulous
. Petting
the soft fabric covering her arms would
be undignified, so she restrained herself.
“Happy?” she asked the group with
amused smiles plastered on their faces.
“Can we go now?”
Just as she headed for the door to
leave, Athena snatched the wool cap
from her head. “You can’t wear this ugly
hat. Come with me.” She grabbed Ivy’s
hand and led her into the bathroom.
Oh, gawd. Not another make-
over.
She closed her eyes and
surrendered to Athena. Resistance was
futile. When it was over, she ran her
hands through her new straight blond
hair. Without the curls, it fell to her
waist. She almost didn’t recognize
herself in the mirror.
I look like a freakin’ Barbie
doll
. “Are we done?” She didn’t wait to
hear the response before opening the
bathroom door and walking out. Despite
the dread still sitting in the pit of her
stomach, she wanted to hurry up and find
the prince so she could kiss him and go
home.
Athena followed her back into
the room and bowed. “I think I did pretty
well, considering what I had to work
with.”
“Wow,” Thane said as he
gawked at Ivy. “You two could be
sisters.”
She rolled her eyes as she found
her dagger and sheath. They already
fought like sisters, might as well look
ones, too.
Kyle came up beside her as she
slipped her sheath onto her belt.
“Actually, I can see the resemblance
between you and your cousin now. But
to be honest,” he leaned in to whisper
near her ear, “I prefer your dark, wild
curls. It’s more… you.”
She smiled at him, thankful he
wasn’t impressed with the new image.
Garren frowned at her as he
stood by the front door. Apparently, he
didn’t like the new hairstyle any more
than her natural one. Not that she cared.
“Let’s go,” Garren said. “I’m
sure Ivy’s anxious to meet her new
boyfriend.” He opened the door and held
it open as everyone poured out. As she
passed, Garren smirked and said, “You
want to practice on some toads first?
See if you can turn them into princes?”
“You volunteering?” she shot
back.
“You wish.” He pushed her out
the door and shut it behind him, twisting
the doorknob to make sure it was locked.
They left all their stuff in the
second floor room, unsure if the prince
would be up to a road trip right away.
He might want to freshen up. Besides,
Athena was going to have to exchange
the convertible for a car with more
room. No one wanted to drive all the
way back to Alaska crammed in that tiny
sardine can of a rental.
The sun sat on the horizon, about
a half hour away from dipping below,
along with the temperature. She hoped
her fancy sweater was as functional as it
was decorative. Doubtful.
Sparky sat on the trunk of the
convertible, shimmering out of view
until he was invisible.
“So,” Kyle said as they walked
past the myriad of family SUV’s parked
in the lot. “Who’s riding with me?” He
dangled his keys in the air when he
reached his old, rusty truck. “Ivy?”
Garren snatched her wrist and
pulled her closer, as if she was about to
go skipping over to Kyle. “She’s staying
with us. Thanks for your help but you
can go home now.”
He opened the passenger door of
the convertible and released his grip on
her arm as he gestured for her to get in.
Like she was going to follow his orders
without question. Did he not know her?
“Hold on,” she said as she
backed away. “I need to say goodbye
this time.”
He glanced over to Kyle and
back to her, his face pinched in
annoyance. “Make it quick.”
Who died and made him boss?
She strolled over and stopped in front of
Kyle. He stood tall, with his arms firmly
crossed over his chest. His stare trained
on her face.
“Um,” she started, lowering her
head to block his intense gaze. Saying
goodbye proved much harder than she
thought. “Thanks for, you know, saving
my life.”
Kyle snorted. “All I did was
carry you. Your We—Wizard friends
did the rest.” He dropped his arms and
his guard. “Are you sure you don’t want
to talk to Rousseau? Maybe…”
She shook her head as she leaned
into him and reached her arms around
his shoulders. He wrapped his arms
around her waist and pulled her closer.
The scent of him brought a nostalgic
ache to her heart. He smelled of summer,
stolen kisses, and home. She inhaled
deeply, hoping to bring a part of him
with her.
“We’re wasting time,” Garren
shouted.
Kyle’s chest rumbled with a
growl as he squeezed her tighter.
“Jackass can’t even let me have two
minutes with you.”
She pulled away, not wanting to
give Kyle the impression that she felt
more than friendship for him. “Well, you
take care and say hello to Ernie for me.”
She smiled in an attempt to reassure him
that she was happy and going to be fine,
but it felt empty on her lips.
“All right, go do your thing, just
be careful. And stick close to Garren.”
He paused when she raised an
inquisitive eyebrow. “You didn’t see
how he acted around you when you were
hurt. He’ll protect you.” His tone was
serious.
Her brain froze trying to
comprehend what Kyle told her.
But he
hates me
. Garren’s sense of obligation
must be stronger than she realized. She
shook off all thoughts of Garren and
patted Kyle on the arm. “Goodbye,
Kyle.” She left him standing by his truck.
Garren climbed out and opened
the door for her so she could sit in the
backseat next to Thane. He slammed the
door shut after sliding back in. “Took
you long enough.”
She wanted to yank whatever
stick was up his butt and clobber him
over the head with it. “Whatever.”
Chapter 19
“How do I activate the stone?”
Thane asked. He cradled the sapphire in
his palm with the rope still around his
neck.
“Hold it and say ‘Non evidens’,”
Ivy told him.
The sun had set, leaving only an
orange glow on the lingering clouds to
the west. Sparky had flown off towards
the nearby Sacramento River, most
likely to hunt. Athena cut the engine off
after parking across from the old school
house. No one dared leave the car
without the protection the stone offered.
Thane gripped the gem in his hand and
repeated the phrase.
“Okay,” he said as he tucked the
sapphire under his shirt. “We have one
hour to find Prince Sebastian. If we can’t
find him by then, we can always come
back tomorrow.”
She suppressed a groan.
Please
let us find him tonight
. “Yeah, sure. As
long as it takes.”
As they walked along the wide,
wooden plank sidewalks, Thane gawked
at the old part of the city. “I feel like I
should have spurs and a Colt 45