Read Riding the Iron Rooster Online
Authors: Paul Theroux
Tags: #Non-Fiction, #Travel, #Biography, #Writing
As the sun drooped and the steam train went
chik-chik-chik-chik-
chisssss
at a siding, a dark, perspiring Chinese man threw the compartment door open and entered, dragging four big bags.
"I am from Kowloon," he said.
He looked very sick. He was out of breath, he fumbled with straps and zippers. He jangled a bunch of keys that hung on a chain from his thick leather belt. His track shoes stank. He constantly said sorry, both in Mandarin and English. His eyes were narrow wounds.
"I drink too much last night."
He abruptly left his bags and ran out of the compartment. When he returned, he cleared his throat and said, "I vomited in the toilet."
Another man entered the compartment. This coming and going was quite usual. Travelers sauntered through the train looking for empty berths and free seats. When they located one they paid a surcharge on their ticket and claimed the place. An empty compartment did not stay empty for long; and the coming and going went on all night, too.
This new man was youngish and rather tough looking, beefy faced, with a big belly and big feet.
"I want to sleep here," he said, slapping the berth on which I was sitting.
"This is mine," I said. "I am sleeping here."
He didn't like my saying that. He was in a sort of uniformâarmy pants and a khaki jacket. He had the look of a pushy, bullying Red Guard. There was no question in my mind but that he was a Party hack.
I ignored him and continued to write in my diary, pleasant thoughts about Xian. This Red Guard grumbled to the man from Kowloon.
"He says he has to sleep there," the man from Kowloon said.
"Sorry," I said.
Because I had been in the compartment first, and this was my berth, I had the use of the table, and this corner seat. I knew he coveted it when the man from Kowloon said, "He has to write his report."
"I have to write my report," I said.
"His is very important."
"So is mine."
"His report is for the government."
"Then it must be a load of crap."
"He is not writing about a road," the man from Kowloon said.
The two men took out cigarettes and filled the compartment with smoke. I told them to cut it outâa recent ruling on Chinese railways had said that people could smoke only with the consent of other passengers. It was late, and "hot, and stifling in this small compartment.
"It's against the rules," I said.
They put their cigarettes away and began to talkâvery loudly, shouting in fact, because the man from Kowloon had the Hong Konger's characteristically poor command of Mandarin, and the Red Guard was from Urumchi and spoke a rather debased version of Mandarin. This language problem didn't stop them yakking, but it meant that most of the time they were interrupting each other and repeating things constantly. I opened the window because of the heat. Smoke from the engine blew in and gagged me, and the
chik-chik-chik
made my teeth rattle.
"He says he has to write his report."
"First I have to finish mine," I said.
"He wants to smoke."
"Smoking isn't allowed in the compartment unless everyone agrees," I said. "I don't agree."
"He wants to know why there is a smoking box on the wall," said the man from Kowloon, clicking an ashtray on the wall.
"Why not ask the
fuwuyuan
or the
lieche yuan?
" I said, because these room attendants were passing our door.
"Each room has smoking boxes," the Red Guard said to me, in an intimidating way. "What are they for?"
"For putting out cigarettes," I said, trying to stare him down.
"We must have cooperation," he said.
This meant:
Stop being a pain in the ass.
"For the sake of friendship," he said.
This little formula was spoken through gritted teeth.
"I am minding my own business, so why don't you mind yours?" I said. "Fish face."
I went back to my diary, but their shouting back and forth made it impossible to concentrate, so I went to the dining car. It was past eight o'clock, late by Chinese standards (they usually ate dinner before six-thirty or seven), but the menu was recited to me in the usual way, and I ordered. No food came. I asked why.
"There are some foreigners on board," the waiter said.
"I'm a foreigner."
"But you are alone," he said. "We must wait for the group."
We stopped at Baoji, the junction we had passed through a week before; but this time we turned south towards Sichuan. No food came. It was after eight-thirty. The waiter said, "Foreigners ... Group."
I told him I was hungry and to bring the food soon. "Dying of hunger" was a phrase sounding like
ursula.
Still no food came.
Then the group of foreigners appeared: fourteen chunky Swedes, with sunburned arms and whitish hair. One had a video camera. As he poked it and whirred it, the others put their elbows on the sticky dining-car tables. Their guide bought all the beer, before I could order any. Then the food cameâto them and finally to me. It was after nine o'clock. The Swedes ate slowly, trying to pincer their slippery noodles. Then the train stopped at Liangkou with such a jolting halt the noodle bowls shot into the Swedes' laps.
"I'm still hungry," I said to the waiter. "Is there any more food?"
"We have some sausages."
"Pork?"
"No. Horse."
I had four of them. They were not bad. The meat was dark and tough, with a strong smoky taste.
When I got back to the compartment it was full of menâthe man from Kowloon, the Red Guard and three others. The corridor was crowded with men in pajamas, and children squawking, and some cardplayers. The fans rattled and buzzed; so did the train.
"He is from Xinjiang," the man from Kowloon said. "He is a student. He wants to know your name."
"My name is Paul. He is sitting on my bed. I want to go to sleep."
This disapproving tone had the effect of emptying the compartment very quickly. We turned the lights out, but the three othersâa new man had joined usâwent on shouting at each other in the darkness.
There was no dawn. The mist grew lighter, thinned slightly, and as we passed at that early hour from Shaanxi into the vast, populous province of Sichuan, small knobby trees became visible, and so did the faint outlines of mountains and hills; and people appeared as small dark brush strokes in this simple Chinese watercolor.
The mist hung over the mountains, and as the sun heated it and made it thinner, a greenness came into it, and there was a lushness, the rice fields, beneath it. It was like looking at a landscape through etched glass, seeing everything blurred, and now and then getting a clear glimpse of the beautiful contours of mountains, of fields and valleys. The sharpest line was the path that always led around the hillside, a packed narrowness that looked bright and baked. In this blur, people were hoeing, and cycling, and leading hairy pigs to market.
The landscape was softened by the mist, but when the mist all burned away what had seemed idyllic looked senile. And the farmers had a hard routine this humid summer morning. Chinese farming is backbreaking, but it is some consolation to know that these days the farmers are well-offâmuch better off than any teacher or factory worker. The free market has helped them by guaranteeing them good prices: they no longer have to sell at fixed and punitive prices to the state. We had only gone a few hundred miles, from Shaanxi into Sichuan, but we had moved from a wheat-growing region to paddy fields. It was more southerly here, and wetter and warmer.
That was another virtue of traveling by train in China. It allowed one to make visual connections in a place that was otherwise full of shocks and bafflements. Every other mode of travel made the country seem incomprehensible. Well, even on a train it was incomprehensible at times. But doing it this way helped. It wasn't one countryside: it was a thousand landscapes and hundreds of crops. Sometimes, only an hour passed and everything was different.
Now there were cornfields, and harvesters flinging ears of corn into gunnysacks; and browsing buffaloes; and a brownish goose with an orange beak standing in the middle of a flooded field; and women yoked to buckets; and a human scarecrowâa boy frightening birds by waving a long stick with blue streamers on it; and a man on the bank of a canal, fishing Chinese-style, a fishing pole in each hand.
I could not understand the Red Guard's Chinese, so I asked the man from Kowloon whether he would translate my questions.
He said, "I am interested myself!"
"What does he do for work?"
The Red Guard was sulking in his bed.
"He works in an instituteâagricultural. No. Language institute. In Urumchi."
"I was in Urumchi."
"He says, many people go to Urumchi."
I said, "What language does he teach at this institute?"
"He doesn't know the answer to your question."
"Does he speak foreign languages?"
"He says he works thereâ"
The Red Guard was gabbling in his berth.
"âhe is not a teacher."
"What is his job?"
"He is a cadre."
An official. Why did they use this French word? Probably because they hated the word
official
âit smacked of feudalism and the class system.
"Is he a member of the Chinese Communist Party?"
"He is."
One of the few.
"Ask him when he joined."
"When he was eight years old."
"That's impossible."
Gabble, gabble.
"When he was sixteen, he says. He joined the Party then."
"Ask him if he was a Red Guard."
"Yes, he was a Red Guard."
I was pleased that I had spotted him. But why did he
still
look like one.
"Ask him if he was in the Gang of Rebellion." These brutes, the Zaofan Pai, were said to be the toughest, most thuggish of the Red Guards. They did battle with the Bao Huang Pai (Emperor's Gang) until long after the Cultural Revolution ended.
The question was translated, but with a mutter that meant
That's enough questions,
the Red Guard slid off his berth and hurried into the corridor, clacking his plastic sandals.
Nearer Chengdu, the man from Kowloon said that this was his first trip to China. His name was Cheung. He was exactly my ageâhe showed me his passport so that I would see his name written: we had the same birthday.
"The Year of the Snake," I said.
He was married, he had three children. He was a taxi driver in Kowloon and had come to China for the same sentimental reasons that so many overseas Chinese had for making the journey. And practical reasons, too: the discounts, the freebies, the brotherly goodwill, the ease in making arrangements as a Foreign Compatriot, and all the other angles that went under the general heading of ethnic nepotism. In Xian he had met some Chinese taxi drivers and they had bought him enough beer to get him plastered.
"In ten years you'll be able to drive your taxi from Kowloon into China."
"Yes," he said. "But I don't want to."
"Chinese taxi drivers make moneyâdidn't they tell you that?"
And because no Chinese could afford to ride in a Chinese taxi, the customers were always foreigners. This was what the Party would call a pernicious influence, and I agreed. Chinese taxi drivers, as a breed, seemed to me stubborn and grasping. And they weren't particularly skillful drivers. It was very rare to spend any length of time in Chinese taxis and not experience an accidentâusually your taxi crashing into a cyclist.
Cheung said, "They have to earn seventy yuan a day. After they make that amount on the meter they get a percentage of the rest. But they only have to work eight hours. In Hong Kong we all work twelve hours. It's a very hard life. Food is expensive, rent is expensive, everything costs too much."
"Maybe the Chinese government will straighten things out when they take over Hong Kong.
"No. They will ruin it. No democracy."
"There's no democracy there now. It's a British Colony. The governor-general is appointed. And the strange thing is," I said, because I had suddenly realized what a political anachronism Hong Kong was, "very few people actually speak English in Hong Kong."
"We speak Cantonese."
"That's the point. It's part of Guangdong province, really. British culture didn't sink in. It's all Cantonese."
Cheung did not want to argue. He said, "I don't care. I am going to the United States."
"You mean, for good?"
"Yes. I have a sister in San Francisco. I also am getting a visa from the American embassy in Hong Kong."
"Will you be driving a taxi in the States?"
"No. I will get a job in a restaurant."
"A Chinese restaurant?"
"Of course. There are many. In Chinatown."
"Have you ever been to the United States?" I asked.
"No," Cheung said. "But I have spoken to my friends. I can earn eight hundred dollars a week."
"Doing what?"
"Maybe cooking."
"What do you mean 'maybe'? Can you cook?"
"I am Cantonese. I can cook Cantonese food, I think."
"Why not stay in Hong Kong?" I said. "Are you really afraid that things will change when the Chinese take over?"
He thought a moment, then said, "In Hong Kong is too hard work. America is better. Better living."
"Why not England?"
"I don't want England. Not good living."
"Have you been to England?"
"No. But my friends tell me."
He was packing up his gear. It was near eleven in the morning, and rice fields slid by in this green, steamy place. We would be in Chengdu soon. Anyway, Cheung was sick of my questions. But I was fascinated by this man who had already decided to chuck his life in Hong Kong and immigrate to a wonderful new existence in Americaâa little paradise called Chinatown, where Chinese people fitted in, earned American salaries and never had to integrate or make any concessions to this big, sheltering republic. It also interested me that this British colonial had rejected Britain.
"Who is the prime minister of Britain?"