Authors: Isobel Carr
Tags: #Fiction, #Romance, #Historical, #General, #FIC027050
Roland ran his hands down his chest as he took a deep breath, yanking them away as a pin dug painfully into his flesh. He
glanced down. A thin, brass dress pin held a slip of paper secured to his coat. Roland tore it free.
His own drunken handwriting crawled across the paper:
I, Roland Devere, bet Anthony Thane one guinea I can beat him into the bed of Lady Olivia Carlow.
His signature and Thane’s were scrawled below the statement. Roland crumpled the note in his fist. How many witnesses had
there been? Who’d been left by the time they’d degenerated into boasts and bets? Good Lord, if Lord Leonidas knew—and how
could he not—he was sunk. What the hell had they been thinking?
Lady Olivia shimmered insubstantially before his eyes: A heart-shaped face, brilliant blue eyes, a jumble of blonde curls.
She had been hotly pursued during her time on the marriage mart. An heiress and a beauty. She’d married well. Or so it had
seemed.
She’d been through a lot in the last year. He ought to know, having borne witness to all the most humiliating details of the
scandal that had ended her marriage. She didn’t need the gentlemen of the
ton
making sport of her, but it was inevitable that she would be pursued like a vixen by a pack of hounds now that she’d returned
to town.
Lady Olivia wasn’t quite a widow, nor was she ruined in the traditional sense of the word. Her situation was unique.
Numbness spread through Livy’s hands as she finished the letter that had arrived on the silver salver with the morning post.
The tingling spread up her arms and
coalesced into a blinding ball of fury inside her chest. She stared dumbly at the words, raking her eyes over the sentences
that sloped haphazardly across the page.
She’d known returning to town was a mistake. Had known it bone deep. But just when she’d convinced her father that it was
a terrible idea for her to accompany him back after the Easter recess, her grandmother had started in, siding with the earl—against
her—for the first time since her marriage had ended.
Her marriage. Livy’s stomach churned, and she tasted bile at the back of her throat. Her not-quite-marriage had been the great
scandal of the
ton
the previous year, eclipsing even the runaway marriage of her former not-quite brother-in-law.
Bigamy. It was still nearly impossible to grasp that the man she’d married, the man her father had chosen so carefully from
her legions of suitors, had already had a wife. Some low, Scottish cutler’s daughter, who was, even now, happily remarried
and living in Canada.
The crinkle of paper brought her head up from the insulting letter. Her father was staring at her over the sagging upper edge
of
The Morning Post
. Livy forced herself to pick up her teacup and take a drink. The tea was stone cold, and the sugar had congealed in the bottom,
but it served to settle her roiling stomach all the same.
“Bad news?” the earl asked, brows rising to touch his gaudy silk banyan cap.
Livy shook her head and refilled her cup. “No, just country gossip from Grandmamma,” she said, the lie coming easily to her
lips. Lying was a new skill, but it had become a necessary one. She couldn’t possibly have been
truthful about how she’d felt since her marriage had been invalidated. Not even with her father.
The earl smiled, his attention already slipping back to the news of the day. There were ink stains on his fingers. A sure
sign that he’d torn himself away from his desk to join her in the breakfast parlor.
He was a man of intellect. A man who waged war with verbs and won battles with synonyms. But it wasn’t magic. He wasn’t like
the bards of old, who could raise blisters with a word or lay waste to an army with a song. And today, she rather wished he
was. Surely Devere deserved some sort of reprimand?
Livy smoothed the letter on the table and read it over again, sucking the marrow out of every word. Devere’s penmanship was
atrocious, and there was a dark ring where a glass of wine had been set down on the sheet of foolscap, making the ink of several
words blur, but his offer—and the insult therein—was unmistakable.
Devere was offering himself as the sacrificial lamb for the pyre of her marriage. Every widow must start somewhere, and he
thought, perhaps, she would like to start with him. Arrogant bastard.
Livy toyed with a muffin, breaking off a piece and slathering it with ginger preserves. She chewed thoughtfully. This was
just the beginning. Just a warning shot across her bow. She was damaged goods, and men who’d once vied for her smiles would
be expecting something more—and offering a great deal less—this time around.
She swallowed and took another bite, letting the heat of the ginger linger on her tongue. Roland Devere was a pompous ass,
and he deserved to be punished. No, not just
punished. He deserved to be tortured over an extended period of time for his presumption, and he should serve a higher purpose
as penance.
Livy smiled and slipped the letter into her pocket. Not only should Devere do penance, he should serve as a warning to others,
and she knew exactly how to go about making him of use.
Dear Reader,
As an author of seven humorous suspense romance novels, I’m often asked how I come up with my characters. Since the truth
isn’t all that fun to describe—that I find these people in the cobwebs of my mind—I usually just tell folks that I post a
want ad on Craigslist.
One of those folks replied that she’d be checking out my ad and applying for the position of romance heroine. Right then I
wondered if she’d ever read a Christie Craig book. Well, it’s not just my books—every good story is really a triumph over
tragedy. (Of course, I have my own lighter spin of tragedy.) And by the ending of my books, my heroines have found a man who’s
smoking hot and deserving of their affection, and they’ve experienced a triumph that’s sweeter than warm fudge. Friendships
have been forged, and even the craziest of families have grown a whole lot closer. And I do love crazy families. Probably
because I have one of my own. Hmm, maybe I get some of my characters from there, too.
Point is, my heroines had to earn their Happily Ever After. The job requires a lot of spunk.
Take poor Nikki Hunt in DON’T
MESS WITH TEXAS, the first book in my Hotter in Texas series, for example. Her cheating ex ditches her at dinner and sticks
her with the bill. She then finds his dead body stuffed in the trunk of her car, which makes her lose her two-hundred-dollar
meal all over his three-thousand-dollar suit. Now, not only is Nikki nearly broke, she’s been poisoned, she’s barfing in public
(now,
that’s
a tragedy), and, worse still, she’s a murder suspect. And that’s only the first chapter. Nikki’s fun is just beginning. You’ve
hardly met Nikki’s grandma, who epitomizes those family members who drive you bonkers, even though you know your life would
be empty without them.
As we say in the south, Nikki’s got a hard row to hoe. For certain, it takes a kick-ass woman to be a Christie Craig heroine.
She’s gotta be able to laugh, because sometimes that’s all you can do. She’s gotta be able to fight, because life is about
battles. (I don’t care if it’s with an ex-husband, a plumber, or a new puppy unwilling to house-train.) And she’s gotta be
able to love, because honestly, love is really what my novels are about. Well, that and overcoming flaws, jumping over hurdles,
and finding the occasional dead body.
So while in real life you may never want to undergo the misadventures of a Christie Craig heroine, I’m counting on the fact
that you’ll laugh with her, root for her, and fall in love alongside her. And here’s hoping that when you close my book, you
are happy you’ve met the characters who live in the cobwebs of my mind.
And remember my motto for life: Laugh, love, read.
Dear Reader,
I’ve always loved the “Oh no, I’m in love with my best friend’s sister!” trope. It doesn’t matter what the genre or setting
is, we all know sisters are forbidden fruit. This scenario is just so full of pitfalls and angst and opportunities for brothers
to be protective and for men to have to really, really prove (and not just to the girl) that they love the girl. How can you
not adore it?
Add in the complications of a younger son’s lot in life—lack of social standing, lack of fortune, lack of prospects—and you’ve
got quite the series of hurdles to overcome before the couple can attain their Happily Ever After (especially if the girl
he loves is the daughter of a duke).
If you read the first book in the League of Second Sons series, you’ve already met the sister in question, Lady Boudicea “Beau”
Vaughn. She’s a bit of a tomboy and always seems to be on the verge of causing a scandal, but she means well, and she’s got
a fierce heart.
You will have also met the best friend, Gareth Sandison. He’s a committed bachelor, unquestionably a rake, and he’s about
to have everything he’s ever wanted—but knew he could never have—dangled in front of him… but he’s going to have to risk friendship
and honor to get it. And even then, things may not work out quite as he expected.
I hope you’ll enjoy letting Gareth show you what it means to be RIPE FOR SCANDAL.