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Authors: Elmore - Jack Foley 02 Leonard
She said, Good, you got me out of that nutty role I was playing. I was afraid to tell Dawn. I kept thinking if I don't tell the right person, word will get around I've lost it. I knew I could tell you and you'd understand. You didn't seem that interested in what you were doing, though you and I got along fine. But Dawn? I didn't have a good feeling about her.
I told Dawn the ghost was your own idea and she said, 'Making up a story about a ghost doesn't mean there isn't one in the house.'
She believes there is?
She'd like to.
Well, my maids believe it. And you know I believed you were actually a ghost catcher. Danny leaned on the table, close enough to Foley to look in his eyes. She said, You know, there might be one after all.
The rocking chair?
And other things that don't seem quite normal.
More paranormal?
She said, Listen to the ghost catcher. Have you ever thought of acting?
He felt her moving in, coming at him now.
To tell you the truth, Foley said, I have played a part now and then, when I had to.
She said, Oh, in prison, yes, of course, still close to him. The kind of situation a smelly, hulking convict, tattoos all over him, wants you to be his sweetheart? What do you do, kick him in the nuts?
He'd have to be a new arrival. I'd tell him I'm famous, known to the hacks and the population as the most artful bank robber in the known world, and if he tries to bend me to his will he'll do ninety days in the box.
You just gave me the chills. If I told that to Wolfgang, Danny said, you could get a table anytime you walked in.
I'm known inside prison, Foley said, and to some degree with FBI agents, but not the general public. He almost told her about the book Lou Adams was writing, over five hundred pages into it.
But Danny wanted to know if he'd ever robbed a First Bank, like the one across the street.
I might've, Foley said, but I'm not sure. I know I've never done that one. Trying to see the bank through the ornamental plants in front of Piccolo's.
Would you sit here and case it?
I'd look it over from a car, not sitting here. Norberto tells the cops, 'Yes, of course I remember him, Mrs. Karmanos says is the most famous bank robber in America.' I'd pass on that bank anyway, the security guy sitting in front.
I saw him as we got out of the car, Danialle said, he's just some old guy they hired.
Yeah, but he's a good kind of old guy. I saw him too, Foley said. He's over seventy, weighs a hundred and forty pounds, wears white socks with his uniform and has a big .38 revolver on his belt he knows how to shoot. He took this job after he retired from the sheriff's office.
You're guessing, Danialle said.
I'll tell you another reason, Foley said. In the past hour a cop car has driven past four times. One drove into the parking lot to turn around, instead of making a Uey, what he'd do if he was after somebody going the other way.
Danialle said, There're cop cars all over Beverly Hills, and policemen on beats, and policewomen.
I've noticed there's a lot, Foley said. But you're right, I haven't been around here long enough to get local police customs straight.
The check came. Foley picked it up and she let him. He paid with his credit card balance running low. While he was signing Danny said, If you want we can go over to First Bank, I'll tell them I have an account, so you won't have any trouble depositing the check.
What I think I'll do, Foley said, is deposit half of it and take the rest in cash. I don't walk out of a bank with at least five grand, I feel like a failure.
Chapter
TWENTY-ONE
IT WAS THE FIRST TIME FOLEY COULD RECALL GOING IN A bank to open an account. It was a lot different from the times he'd made withdrawals with a note. He was introduced to the manager, another first, a pleasant young man who seemed surprised and then delighted to see Mrs. Karmanos, happy to shake her hand and Foley's, and brought them to a conference room set off behind a glass wall. Across the lobby were the teller windows, security cameras on the wall behind them, four of the windows doing business, customers waiting in line, but no glass separating them from the money. Three other windows showed framed signs that said they were closed. They sat at the conference table waiting for the manager to return with the paperwork and Foley's five thousand in hundreds, fifty of them. He'd told the manager new bills were fine.
It's nice to be rich, Foley said, not have to stand in line.
Danny said she was surprised the manager knew who she was. Foley looked at her with no expression and she said, Really, I've only been here a few times.
Doing some banking, Foley said, so you're late for lunch.
Jack, when your name will open a picture and producers are sending you scripts, you can be on time for lunch. I'm not sure why, Danny said, but you've made me want to get back to work. I think it's your energy. I can feel it.
My energy, Foley said.
I'm ready to pick up where Peter and I left off on Born Again and Again.
Dawn said they're looking for another actress to play the faith healer.
Jack, who do you think told Dawn? I said I doubted I'd be working again for at least a year. But then I thought, Why? You've got a hit, keep the momentum going. Offer your friend Jack Foley a part. I see you come up to the front of the auditorium, your head down. I say, 'Look up at me, Jack Foley' you're kneeling at my feet. I take your head in my hands and look up at the lights, like God is telling me what to do as I rub your head, feeling it, getting in touch with you, and before you know it, you're healed. You grab me around the knees and have to be restrained.
What's wrong with me, Foley said, I have leprosy eating away at my nose?
She shook her head waving him off and her gaze drifted across the lobby to the teller windows. She said, No, turning to Foley again with lights in her eyes, you have an overwhelming desire to rob a bank, and I squeeze the idea right out of your head. I studied footage of Oral Roberts from the fifties, the way he laid on hands was inspiring. He was so fervent you're afraid one Sunday morning he's going to fracture some believer's skull. But, Danny paused and said, I just had an idea. Instead of healing you and you grab me around the knees, you get me to go along on your next bank job. She said, I'm serious, I'm going to talk to Peter's writer about it, a young guy who gets a million and a half a picture and a cut of the back end if it makes money. He wrote When the Women Come Out to Dance, a fantastic script that was never produced. I'm told studio execs didn't understand it and eventually chewed the script to death. What I'll do, Jack, I'll tell the writer my idea and he'll say you're kidding. At this point in the story I'm beginning to lose my faith, but there's something about the bank robber that fascinates me and I go off with him. What happens during this interlude is the and Again of the title. I was born again in the first picture and I'm born again again in the sequel.
You get your faith restored by a bank robber, Foley said. How does that work?
The writer will come up with something.
I don't want to be in the movies, Foley said. I like acting like myself.
That's what you'll be doing, playing yourself. I think you'll even get some movie offers.
To play another bank robber?
The first time you're on the screen you're sitting in a car across the street from the bank. You hold still as a police car creeps past.
I hold still.
Jack, you're in a bank right now with no intention of robbing it, you're being yourself. I think you could be good.
You have the clout, Foley said, to tell the expensive writer and the new director what you want?
There's a good chance, Danny said. Born Again was made on a thirty-million-dollar budget and grossed over two hundred million worldwide. I wear a blouse with a Peter Pan collar and a long black skirt slit up to my knees so I can move around the stage. I'm the star and this is the same part. But it needs fresh ideas, unexpected plot turns. I've been thinking, what if a woman comes up to me before the congregation with a baby in her arms. Jack, the baby's dead and the mother begs me to bring the infant back to life. At this point in the film I'm on the verge of giving up my ministry. If I lay on my hands and nothing happens, I'm out of business. But if I refuse even to try The scene doesn't go anywhere.
But if you take the baby in your hands, Foley said, and it begins to cry
Danny, shaking her head: That's way beyond the ability of any faith healer. I'd lose the audience.
Not if the little nipper's alive, still breathing, Foley said. The baby cries as you raise it heavenward in your hands. The congregation goes wild and you're back in the game.
He watched her thinking about it.
Why does the mother believe the baby's dead?
I have no idea, Foley said. Ask your million-dollar screenwriter. Tell him you want to end the movie with it, your biggest miracle yet.
But I could go to jail.
For appearing to restore life?
For fraud. Taking money under false pretenses.
All right, you tell the crowd, once they quiet down, the baby was alive. You didn't bring it to life. You didn't even squeeze the child's head. They admire your honesty even more, your humility and you get your faith back. Foley was nodding. The dead baby who isn't dead's a good touch. He said, We took care of that problem, now tell me where the security guard is. The old guy I thought looked like an ex-deputy?
She said, What about him? her gaze moving to the bank's glass door.
He isn't there anymore.
Danny said, He went to the bathroom.
Foley said, You want to bet?
Lou Adams got out of his Chevy, left it double-parked in front of Piccolo Paradiso and came across the street to the parking lot where Foley and Mrs. Karmanos were being held, not technically but with a half-dozen Beverly Hills cops standing by with their holsters unsnapped. Ron Deneweth came out to the sidewalk as Lou Adams approached the scene.
Lou said, Ron, does that woman look like a bank robber to you? She's a movie star, for Christ sake. She's with Foley, Ron said. I didn't know she's a movie star. I didn't know it was Mrs. Karmanos till we ran her car. I told you he never packs, Lou said. You got the Beverly Hills police department ready to draw on him.
I told him to stand by, that I'd called you.
He get smart with you?
He said he was opening an account.
Who's the old guy Foley and Danialle Tynan are talking to?
He's bank security. Tynan, Ron said, that's her acting name?
One she was born with, Lou said. Who you suppose they're laughing at, you or me?
They watched Foley say something to Mrs. Karmanos, leaving her with the security guard, Mrs. Karmanos putting her hand on the old guy's shoulder. The Beverly Hills police officers beginning to fidget, not knowing what was going on, Foley walking past them toward the street.
Lou Adams said to Ron, Tell the cops we don't need 'em, you read the situation wrong. It's my fault, huh? Ron said. Get it enough times, now you know why I quit the cops, and moved off as Foley walked up.
You gonna put this in your book?
Lou Adams seemed almost ready to smile.
Chapter
fifty, Foley said, 'How I thought I knew everything but fucked up.'
Things aren't always as they appear, Lou said. There's a shot of John Dillinger laid out at the Cook County morgue with a sheet covering him, the sheet standing up a foot or so from his groin area, like he's got a tent pole for a dick. The man's so legendary people believed he could still have a woody when he's dead.
Foley said, Somebody was pulling a joke?
No, it was his hands resting one on top the other under the sheet. Your case, Lou said, known convicted felon is seen entering a bank, law enforcement's gonna check it out.
Seen because you're breathing down my neck, Foley said, the only reason. If I had a terrible urge to stick up a bank, you wouldn't know about it till you read it in the paper.
All right, Lou said, let's bet on it. I read about a bank job has your MO all over it, how this sweetheart of a guy made off with five gees, I swear I won't tell the cops or the Bureau or come after you myself. What I'll do is give you the chrome-plated .45 I was awarded by my colleagues for shooting down three Haitian guys that kidnapped a five-year-old kid. They want three hundred large or they chop the kid up and send him home in a bag. I shot to kill, the only guys I felt good about doing it. I'll give you the piece and say, 'You win, partner,' and never bother you again. How's that sound?
You're daring me, Foley said, isn't gonna do it, or giving me your chromed-up rod. Why can't you get it in your head I'm out of the bank business?
See, if I accept that, Lou Adams said, I'd have to believe we're getting closer to something else going down. Jack, you live with felons you're gonna get dirty.
Chapter
TWENTY-TWO
LITTLE JIMMY WAITED ON HIS KNEES IN THE CONFESSIONAL for the window to slide open. He could hear the faint sound of a woman's voice on the other side of the priest but not her words. The priest's name was on the middle door, MSGR. WILLIAM EASTON. Jimmy had entered the door on the right to kneel here in the dark waiting: Msgr. William Easton, higher up than a priest and maybe was old, having been a priest long enough to be made a monsignor. The next higher title was a bishop. Jimmy had never heard of a bishop hearing confessions. Now he heard the woman's window slide closed. A few moments later his window came open on its tracks and he could make out the priest through the screen leaning toward him, his hand supporting his head, close to Jimmy but not looking at him.
Monsignor Easton said, Yes?
Little Jimmy said, Bless me, Father, for I have sinned, making the sign of the cross as he offered this admission. It has been twenty-seven years since my last confession. He paused as Monsignor Easton raised his head from his hand.
Twenty-seven years.
Yes, Father. Since then I have missed Mass almost fourteen hundred times, though I go to midnight Mass sometimes at Christmas if a friend desires to go, and also on Easter Sunday when I was still living in Cuba, my home.
The monsignor asked Little Jimmy if he was married.
No, I have never the desire.
You keep company with women?
Not to speak of. Though in the past year I have been more with women than before. I thought to myself, well, as a new experience it wasn't so bad.
Up to this time you've been chaste?
You mean, Father, by dudes? If I like the guy he don't have to chase me.
You're saying you have relations with men.
Almost all my life.
Did you ever tell it in confession?
No, I didn't think I was committing a sin. The dude was always willing. You know, a single guy. We fool around, we not hurting anybody.
Possibly not, but it is a mortal sin.
Why? They don't say in the Bible don't do it.
Not clearly, but it's implied, Monsignor Easton said. Are you involved in the sale of drugs or other illegal activities?
No, I hardly touch it. I smoke weed, you know, but only a few times a week to relax my mind. The illegal activities? I'm not sure of this. Some funds have been used to pay prison guards, but it wasn't for me, so I don't see I was committing a sin. It was for my boss when he was an inmate in Florida.
There was a silence, one long enough that Little Jimmy wondered if the monsignor had fallen asleep, bored from hearing the same old thing; though some of the confessions he heard in Venice, man, might be hard to believe.
Can you tell me, the monsignor said, why it's been twenty- seven years since you've been to confession?
The last time before this, Little Jimmy said, I was in prison in Cuba for a crime that didn't hurt no one. I was afraid I would die at the hands of prisoners desiring to make love to me in an excessive manner. But I was save by my boss, also in that prison, Combinado, before it could happen.
The monsignor said, And this time, why are you confessing?
I want to be on the safe side, confess to missing Mass fourteen hundred times, Little Jimmy said, because I'm going to dinner in honor of my boss. There is a possibility he could have the fortuneteller, who's preparing the food, poison me.
Again there was a silence.
This is the same boss who saved your life the time before, when you were in prison?
Yes, I don't think in my heart he'll have her poison me. He would be more likely to have someone shoot me. But there are times, since he's with this fortune-teller woman again, he acts crazy. Is why I don't want to take a chance. You know, if I have sins on my soul.
Again he waited.
This time the monsignor said, Do you remember how to say the Act of Contrition?
Yes, of course, Little Jimmy said. Oh my God I'm heart'ly sorry for having offended Thee
Wait, Monsignor Easton said. Let me give you your penance first.
Little Jimmy came out of St. Mark's making a sign of the cross with the hand he'd dipped in the holy water font and approached his Bentley standing at the curb. His driver Zorro, resting against the front fender with his arms folded, took his time turning to open the door.
You confess your sins? Tell the priest everything you been doing?
Everything.
Some sins he never heard of before?
Nothing outrageous.
What do you do for penance, flagellate yourself?
Don't be disgusting. I say ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Marys, Little Jimmy said, and anything I did to get God pissed at me is forgiven.
By six Tico was sitting in the kitchen of Cundo's home drinking red wine with Dawn who wasn't drinking, quiet for a change, not bothering Tico with situations from his past life, Tico talking, asking why Cundo bought fifteen-dollar wine the price sticker still on the bottle when he could afford to pay fifty, a hundred dollars a bottle and serve his guests a vintage they could swirl in their big fishbowl wineglasses and smack their lips over. Is the man cheap? Let me start over. Is the man a cheap motherfucker? I'm forgetting my heritage, my sweet mama getting out of Arkansas soon as she hears big-city niggas talking, they visiting Tunica, Mississippi, to lay money on the gaming tables. Soon as she understood what they saying she's gone. My mama say to me I'm high-yella with a Costa Rica tan. What I have to do, talk to some of these stone-ass hip-hoppers, get me the latest nigga expressions, so I ain't going around saying, 'How you doing, my man?' stead of 'Sup, bro?' Walk away I say, 'Have a good one.' Foley I bet could teach me how to talk and his speech is mostly pure white. Tha's where you learn the expressions, among the bad boys, the jive-ass gangbangers showing off, dying to get out and shoot some dude, anybody, it don't matter.
They sat at the kitchen table, two ashtrays and the bottle of red on the clean round surface.
You're rambling, Dawn said. Is it the wine or your nerves?
I'm a ramblin' man, Tico said, wearing a white shirt mostly unbuttoned and a lavender scarf over his black curls. You hear me ramblin' means I feel good.
But no rambling at dinner, Dawn said, when I'm talking to Cundo. I have very specific things I want to tell him.
This man with the temper, stings you with his talk and slugs you in the belly.
Slaps my face when he feels like it.
Be the revenge of the fortune-teller. You see it working?
Sweetie, all you have to do is serve, exactly the way I told you, leaving the top on the silver platter you place at Cundo's end of the table. You don't remove the cover.
Want to keep the food hot.
That's right. I give you a nod and you take it off.
I never been a waiter, but I can do it with style, Tico said. What's Cundo up to?
Sleeping off lunch. He had a few La Yumas, what he calls straight rum over ice.
Tico grinned. He's having a good time being out of prison. What about Little Jimmy?
He'll be here.
You say he scared to death of Cundo. You sure he's coming?
I told him not to worry about Cundo, I'll see he behaves himself. Jimmy's in love with me. You know I'm his first woman.
What about Foley?
He's in love with me too, but it's giving him problems.
No, what I ask, is he coming?
I'm afraid Dr. Jack's gonna miss the party.
He don't want to be here, you cooking dinner?
He's trying his luck with Danny Karmanos. If he can't play the ghost expert, Dawn said, he'll try to dazzle her with close-call situations from his life in crime. Like he's about to leave a bank just as the police pull up in front. Danny can't wait to hear how he gets away.
How does he?
You have to hear him tell it, Dawn said, lets you know how clever he is. One of his tricks, he says something funny and closes in while you're laughing.
Takes you by surprise, Tico said.
With Danny, I can see him trying to kiss her and she stops him cold. Who does this phony baloney think he is? Dr. Jack is not in her league and she lets him know it. Danny's a movie star and he's what, a fucking bank robber.
She say that to him?
In a nice way, Dawn said.
The way Foley told it to Danny:
The time I almost got caught I was lucky. It was the rainy season out here. I pulled the job in a raincoat and stuffed the money in an umbrella I kept closed. I'm almost out of the bank and there's a black-and-white Crown Vic in front, the two uniforms out of the car stopping people from entering the bank, telling them a robbery's in progress. They waved to us, just inside the door, to come out, and that's how I managed to slip past the cops, with the rain people. As soon as the police stepped inside, I took off. Remember Gene Kelly in Singin' in the Rain? That was me splashing along Hollywood Boulevard with an umbrella full of money.
This was earlier, Foley telling true-crime tales on Danny's patio, the two sipping vodkas with lime juice, Danny grinning, shining her eyes at Foley, though Peter was still around somewhere.
Time for a swim. The best time, Danny said, dusk settling in.
Foley now in his low-rise briefs rather than a pair of Peter's trunks even the ones Danny said Peter had never worn Foley preferring to look like a Calvin Klein ad in the low-rise grabbers. Danny had a towel around the skimpy bottom of her two-piece, reminding Foley of Sports Illustrated, the one with all the chicks in their swimsuits. He always referred to those bits of cloth the girls wore, ones you could ball up in one hand, as swimsuits. His favorite was the chick standing with her thumb hooked in the waist of her panties. They hadn't been in yet but stood holding or wearing towels, Foley hanging his in front, then after a while over his shoulder. Hey, let's go if we're going.
They were standing by the open cabana on the patio side of her California hacienda, looking at the swimming pool as Danny said, Wait, you're about to see it. She turned, shading her eyes to look at the sun, and brought her gaze back to the pool. Watch the water. The sun hits it at just the right angle and there's something spooky about it and yet you want to dive in. There! Watch the pool, the way the sun takes its last look and seems to lie there, dark all around before it seems to sink in the water and I start to shiver. Look, I'm shivering right now.
Or putting it on.
Can you cry when you want? I mean acting.
I'm not good at crying when I'm overwhelmed with happiness. I have the happy crying scenes rewritten. I told the director I'm a tough born-again but can show little hints that I'm moved by what's happening to me. It's fun. She said, Last night I took a dip with the pool lights off.
With only the moon, Foley thought, lighting the scene.
With a dreary moon, dark clouds passing in front. What do you think sneaked into my mind?
What if Peter is here? Foley thought.
What if Peter is here? Danny said. Dawn believes his spirit is still in the house, or someone's spirit. Her manner put me off, the way she judges you with that condescending tone. But I believe most of what she told me. You saw the rocking chair.
What I do, Foley said, is not think about it.
But I live here with it.
Give it away. Or, if you want, I'll bring a smudge pot the next time I come. Dawn swears it'll run any spirits hanging around.
Or, she said if you stand up to the ghost you can get rid of him. Tell him to get out, you have a new life about to begin.
She said, Do I? unwrapping the towel, ran to the pool and dove in.
The scene from a number of movies: the girl says the line and runs out to dive in the ocean, not a swimming pool, and the guy either waits or goes after her. Foley, with some reluctance, followed her, did a nice flat dive from a run and scraped the bottom of the shallow end. He did a few underwater strokes and came up to stand with his chin above the surface. Danny, floating in the deep end with effortless moves, said, Why don't you come and talk to me?
Foley didn't believe he could talk and tread water at the same time. He was honest about it and said, I'm not much of a swimmer. I think because where I've been lately they don't have pools.
But you like to dive, Danny said, and jump off high places, don't you? She seemed to know that, not waiting for an answer, and said, Peter and I didn't care much for diving, why there isn't a board. He'd swim a few lengths to relax, come out of the pool and say, 'There. I can read the fucking script now without tearing it apart.' Danny smiling now. He meant ripping it up with his hands.
You ever see him do it?
No, he was reminding himself he had to be tough. He had no patience with screenwriters who tried to make scene descriptions sound literary. Peter called them 'Look-at-me-writing' scripts. He'd say, 'Now look at the Coen brothers screenplay of No Country for Old Men. It's spare but it's all there, without one extra word.' He'd allow the studio to give him predictable stories like Born Again, and he'd put his writer and DP on it and come up with scenes you'd swear were for a documentary. Peter loved realism, and Terry Malick. Days of Heaven was Peter's favorite picture.
