Authors: Patricia Wentworth
Miss Callender was a pretty girl and a most efficient clerk. She had a tendency to roll her eyes at any young man, but it did not mean very much. James had begun by being rather alarmed, but they were now firm friends. Long practice with the fourteen cousins had made him an admirable listener. He had listened right through three of Miss Callender's love affairs, and was now in the middle of the quarrel in progress between her and Mr. Leonard Rowbotham, of Rowbotham & Sons, haberdashers, a gentlemanly young man who used very expensive habits, on the question of whether his widowed mother should be invited to make her home with them. Miss Callender said no, and Mr. Rowbotham said yes, old Mrs. Rowbotham cried, and James recommended tact coupled with firmness. There the matter had stood when the latest accounts were to hand.
When, therefore, Miss Callender approached him with the air of a girl who is simply bursting with suppressed information, James felt quite sure that there had been important developments, and that he was going to be told all about them. To his surprise, however, Miss Callender's opening remark had nothing to do with the great Rowbotham affair. She patted the little curls at the back of her neck and said with a sidelong glance,
“Mr. Jackson's not here this morning, Mr. Elliot.”
“I'm early,” said James.
“So am I early. So is Mr. Jackson most days, but I'm ever so glad he's not here this morning.”
James was obviously intended to ask why she was glad. He obliged.
Miss Callender rolled her eyes.
“Well, of course it's always nice to get a word with you, Mr. Elliotâjust ourselves, I mean. But there was something I wanted to have a chance of telling youâif I
had
a chance, if you know what I mean.”
She was in the little enclosed office, and James half in and half out leaning against the jamb. He nodded. He knew exactly what she meant.
“On the other hand,” said Miss Callender, polishing her nail with her pocket handkerchief, “I don't know if I really ought to, because once mischief's been made you can't undo it, can you? My mother brought me up ever so strict about that, only what I say is, if there are things going on that are what I call downright underhand and mean, well, then it's better to know about them, and we've always been friendsâhaven't we?”
James was puzzled. It looked like something to do with the business. He didn't want to hear any more. He made a movement, and Miss Callender pushed her handkerchief up her sleeve.
“Well, I'm going to tell you, Mr. Elliot, and you can judge for yourself. You know that Rolls you sold to Colonel Pomeroyâwell, you'd hardly gone yesterday when someone rang up about it.”
“Colonel Pomeroy?”
“Oh, no. You'd hardly gone, you know, and I wouldn't have been here, only there was those accounts I wanted to finish, and Mr. Jackson he was waiting about because there had been some talk about a cinema. I hadn't said yes and I hadn't said no, if you understand, Mr. Elliot, because I was going to let it depend on what I was feeling like when it came to the pointâabout Lenny, you knowâand I hadn't rightly made up my mind. So when this telephone bell rang I couldn't think who it was, because really it was after hours.”
“And who was it?”
“Well, they began right away about the Rolls, only they didn't say it was that at first. They wanted to know about the trade plateâhad we sent out a car under a number ought-ought-something-or-other? Well, I was busy, and there was Mr. Jackson doing nothing, so I called him in. âHere, you take this,' I said. âIt's more in your line than mine,' and I went on with what I was doing.”
“Yes?” said James. He was interested, he was very much interested.
“Well, Mr. Elliot, you can see for yourself he wouldn't be very far away, Mr. Jackson wouldn't. He took the receiver, and I wasn't paying any attention at firstâI just got a word here and there, from the other end, you know. But what made me take notice was hearing Mr. Jackson say, âHave you any complaint?' so then I listened. It was a man speaking the other end, and he said, âOh, no, quite the reverse. Your demonstrator obliged a young lady, and she would like to thank him.”
James whistled.
“I say, are you sure you heard that? I mean,
can
you hear?”
Miss Callender nodded with energy.
“Of course I canâit's as easy as easy. And that's what he said.” She rolled her eyes. “What's she like? Is she pretty? You might tell me about her, Mr. Elliot.”
“I don't know what you mean,” said James, and hoped he hadn't blushed.
Miss Callender was an accommodating girl.
“You needn't if you don't want to,” she said. “Well, Mr. Jackson went away as far as he could for the flex, and he said, âDid you wish to speak to the demonstrator?' Well, the man said he did, and Mr. Jackson said, âSpeaking.' And how he had the nerve, I don't know, but of course he didn't know that I could hear what was being said at the other end.”
James tried to remember exactly what had been said.
“Look here, how do you know all this was about the Rolls I sold to Colonel Pomeroy? Jackson does most of the demonstrating.”
“You wait,” said Miss Callender. “I haven't told you all the bits, but I'd heard enough to know it was the Rolls all right. There was something about the fog being so thick, and you know you told me it was hard to get along in the country though it wasn't so bad in town. Oh, it was the Rolls all rightâand Mr. Jackson making out he'd driven it! I didn't say anything, but I was boiling. The minute he saw there was something to get out of it, it was him who was driving the car all right! Well, then he said, âWho's speaking?' and they said Hazeby, Meredith & Hazeby, solicitors, and they were speaking for the young lady who was their client, and she very much wanted to thank the driver personally, and what would the name be? And Mr. Jackson said, âJackson.'”
James began to say something and swallowed it.
“Well, I won't say you're wrong,” said Miss Callender. “If it hadn't been for my mother rubbing it into us all never to take notice, or to flare up, or to answer back in business hours, well, I don't know what I'd have said. Mother had been in business herself, and she always said, âYou can't afford to make enemies with your tongueâyou've got to keep friendly all round no matter what your feelings are.' And you can't say it's not good adviceâcan you?”
James said he thought it was very good advice.
“Well, it's all that kept me from telling Mr. Jackson what I thought about him,” said Miss Callender frankly. “Mind you, Mr. Elliot, I've never been friends with him like I have with you, but we've been quite friendly. I've been to the cinema with him once and againâthat time Ernie was treating me so badlyâand I won't say he wasn't quite all right though a bit too pleased with himself for my taste, but I couldn't have believed he'd have done a right-down mean kind of action like taking the credit for somebody else's job.”
James laughed.
“Well, he could hardly expect to pass for meâcould he?”
Miss Callender rolled her eyes.
“That's where the fog came in. This Mr. Hazeby asked particularly would he know the young lady if she was to meet him somewhere, and Mr. Jackson coughed and cleared his throat, and he said he couldn't be sure, what with the fog and all. Well, then this Mr. Hazeby said that it was the same with the young lady, and what about each of them wearing a buttonhole and meeting just outside Broadcasting House. And Mr. Jackson said that would do very nicely, but he would hold his handkerchief in his hand instead of the buttonhole because he couldn't be sure of getting one so late. And I heard him look round at me to see if I was taking notice, but I'd my fingers to my ears and adding up under my breath, and he must have thought I hadn't heard. Well, I lost a bit there, but they must have fixed it up, for I heard him sayâMr. Jackson, I meanââAll right, a quarter to seven,' and he rang off. Well, then I said, âWhat on earth was all that about? I don't know how you think I can do accounts with people talking all over my office.' And he came and stood where you are now, looking as pleased as Punch, and said he'd got a nibble about a car and he was off to meet the man and have a drink with him. That was in case I'd heard anything, and I don't know how I kept from telling him that he needn't think he was taking me in, because he wasn't. So then he said he was sorry about the cinema and it would have to be some other night, and I said that was all right and I couldn't have come anyhow because I was going to the Palais-de-Danse with Len. And I did. It's all fixed up, Mr. Elliotâabout Mrs. Rowbotham, I mean. She's going to move in over the way with Mrs. Bertram who's a great friend of hers and's had losses and only too glad to let her two front rooms, so we're going to get the banns put up. And you'll come to my wedding, won't you? I knew you'd be ever so pleased.”
X
The manager arrived at a quarter to ten. Mr. Jackson did not arrive at all. James had to take over two of his jobs, and was kept busy. In the afternoon he had to drive a Wolseley 25 down to Chislehurst. Still no Jackson. Miss Callender rolled her eyes and said it looked as if he had got off with the young lady.
“If she's an heiress and he marries herâand it ought really to have been youâI suppose you'll never forgive me, Mr. Elliot.”
James said that nothing would induce him to carry an heiress.
Miss Callender adjusted a curl.
“Why on earth not?” she enquired.
“Girls think quite enough of themselves without having the purse-strings.”
“Well, I think it would be ever so nice. I mean, suppose Lenny was to come in for a fortune, do you think I'd say, âOh, noâI can't' and âyou'd better ask someone else'? Not much!”
“Girls are different,” said James.
“They've more sense,” said Miss Callender, and tossed her head. Then, as he turned to go, she dropped her voice. “It seems funny Mr. Jackson not turning up, all the same.”
James found the words coming back to him as he threaded his way through the traffic. He was a very good driver. He was, as a matter of fact, a better driver than Jacksonâbetter nerve, better judgment, quicker in the uptake. He wondered what had happened to Jackson ⦠Nonsense! Nothing had happened to him. There wasn't anything to happen. Daisy Callender had made a mountain out of a molehill. He didn't believe she could have heard half the things she said she had heard over the telephone. She might have got a word here and there, but she had imagined the rest. He knew what girls were. He didn't believe the conversation had anything to do with the Rolls which he had sold to Colonel Pomeroy. The whole story sounded most awfully far-fetched. Daisy Callender had probably mixed up two conversations, one with some Mr. Hazeby who had rung up about a car, and another quite different conversation in which Jackson was making a date with a girl. Daisy said she had lost a bit in the middle. She had probably left Jackson talking to Hazeby and come back to Jackson talking to his girl.
James felt extraordinarily pleased with this explanation. It put him in excellent spirits for about half an hour, after which something looked out of a dark corner of his mind and said quite loud, “Where is Jackson?”
Well, it wasn't really James's business. He said so firmly as he drew up at the rustic abode of the Misses Palmer. It was very rustic. There was no drive in. A rustic arch led by way of a pergola to a rustic porch. There was a great deal of crazy paving. There was so many gables in the roof that it worried James to think what shape the rooms inside must be.
There were two Misses Palmer, a large authoritative one, and a little dried-up one with a bright beady eye and a twittering voice. They both drove a little, and they both wanted to drive the car. James's attention was fully occupied. The large Miss Palmer just missed a lamp-post and wrecked a bicycle. The little one would suddenly twitter “Oh, Mr. Elliot!” and abandon the wheel.
When he landed them again at their rustic arch they were almost effusive in their thanks.
“A beautiful carâa really beautiful car. But my sister and I will have to talk it over. I am not sure whether something smallerâ”
And the massive Miss Palmer:
“We will let you know what we have decided.”
“And we should have to consider the question of a garageâ”
“It's not the slightest use considering the garage until we have decided about the car. Good afternoon, Mr. Elliot.”
James drove away. The Misses Palmer would certainly be a menace on the road. He hoped he would never have to watch either of them drive again. Why couldn't they stick to gardening? There was still room for another two or three rockeries and a whole lot of crazy paving. It would be harmless, virtuous, healthful work. But no, they must urge powerful engines over which they had practically no control along the public highways until they killed some unoffending pedestrian and got sent to jug. All of which would be avoided if they would stick to gardening.
And right in the midst of these pious reflections up bobbed the question of Jackson again. The satisfying explanation seemed to have died quietly while he was engaged with the Misses Palmer. It was quite, quite dead. All his efforts at resuscitation were a complete failure. Suppose Mr. Hazeby's client was not a girl at all. Suppose Mr. Hazeby was the person who had fired at him and Sally in the empty house, or suppose it was Mr. Hazeby's client who had fired at them.
Suppose it wasn't anything at all.
Suppose it was.
He heard Sally's voice saying slowly and distinctly, “Anyone who wanted toâcould find outâwho was driving that carâcouldn't they?”
She had said that. And he had said,
“I suppose they could if they chose to take the trouble, but I don't know why they should.”