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“Okay…” I turn on the device and see red and green lights flashing. 

“What the fuck is going on?  Is this thing working?”  Shane’s
eyeballs are bigger than chicken eggs, his voice trembling.

“I see a chicken in this room,” I look at him. 

“Me?  No way.” that chicken roars.  “Tell me what to do.”

“Okay, see these two buttons?  You press the red button.”  I
show him the button.

“That’s it?”  He looks at me.

“Press it, will you please, Mr. Chicken?”

He presses the button down and looks at me.

I look at the green button.  My heart is pounding.  Gosh,
what will happen once I press the button?  I know I can get a full refund from
Amazon if it doesn’t work as claimed.  But don’t you think it’s a bit too late after
something has gone
wrong
?

“Hey, Ms. Courage, what’re you waiting for, Christmas?” 
This chicken, Shane, is now teasing me.

I close my eyes and punch the button.  I don’t feel
anything.  “Nothing happened.” I say.  I’m absolutely, totally shocked by my
voice.  Man, I sound totally like
Shane
now.

I open my eyes and see a huge hand on the red button.  I
raise my arm and see that hand move to my eyes.  Gosh, this is my hand now.  The
skin has never been taken care of.  It’s full of wrinkles and long hairs.  I
see dirt under the nails.  And those nails, gosh, I bet they have never been
taken care of.  There is no nail polishing, painting, or whatever.  “Shane,” I
stare at him. “You call this a ‘hand’?”

“Hey, Nora, you asked for it, right?”  Shane’s girly voice
sounds so happy.  “By the way, now you’re
Shane
and I am
Nora
.”  She
looks at me with those sexy eyes. 

Man, I feel something throbbing in between my thighs right
away.   Actually, it grows so big so quickly, I feel very uncomfortable.  I
reach down to touch my privates but move my hand away immediately because I
touched a thick cock.  I have to say, this is the oddest thing that ever
happened to me in my whole life.

“Ah, huh, huh, huh, Shane, do you like your new dick?”  That
girly voice is full of irony.

“
Shut. Up.
”  I stare at her.  “Look, Shane…”

“N-o-r-a,” she corrects me right away.

“Whatever,” I’m now so confused.  “What are we going to do
now?”

“You’re asking me?” She smirks.  “Wasn’t switching souls
your idea?”

Oh, fuck.   Now it’s getting really funny. 

I think hard and then say, “What are we supposed to do?”

“What do you mean?” the girl asks me.

“What were you supposed to do today?”

“Me?” She thinks for a short moment and then says, “To stay
with you for a while and then go back to my girlfriend.”

“Okay, I’ll do that for you.”  I smile.  “Give me the key.”

“What key?” She sounds like an idiot.

“The key to open your door.  What do you think?”

“Oh, that?” the girl scratches her head. “Do you have to…”

“
The. Key.
” I look right into her eyes.

She thinks for a short while and then grins, “Jeez, Nora,
you got my body already.  Where the heck do you think the key is?”

Right.  I stick my hand into the pocket and pull out a few
keys along with all kinds of garbage, including two napkins with tomato sauce. 
“Shane, is your body a big garbage can?”    

The girl blushes.  “Hey, Nora, that’s my privacy.”  She
protests.

Right.  Privacy.

“What am
I
going to do today?” she asks.

“Stay with Mom and be good.” I smirk.

“That’s
it
?” her voice turns sharp.

“Of course not.” I grin. “You are going to have fun with Mom
tonight.”

“Fun?  Alright.  What fun?”

I give her a big, big smile. “Yoga.”

“Nora!”

“S-h-a-n-e,” I give her a sweet smile.  “Enjoy.”  I stand
up.

“Where are you going?” The Nora girl stands up, too.

“Back to meet
my
girlfriend.”  I give her a sexy
pose.  Then I realize right away that only girls do these silly poses.  I turn
my body toward her and push my crotch a few times. “Fuck, fuck.”

“Nora, oh, shit, Shane, you’re so gross.”

“Bye,” I smile.  “And enjoy your yoga...”  I stop at the
door and then turn around, “Nora, we are supposed to go down together, right?”

“Oh, shit, this is sickening.”  That Nora murmurs.

We walk downstairs and then into the kitchen.  “Hmmm, good
food.”  The Nora sniffs very hard. “What do we have for dinner, M….” She covers
her mouth right away.  After a while, she tries again, “M-o-m?”

“Roast beef and smashed potatoes.” Mom smiles at her.

“Yummy… thank you so much, M… um, Mom…”

“That’s for Dad and Shane.  Also, I prepared your favorite,
Nora,” Mom smiles. “Seasoned salad with blue cheese and egg whites.”

“That’s… oh, yup, thanks so much, Mom.” The Nora’s facial
expression looks so painful.

“You’re welcome, Nora.” Mom smiles.  She turns to me. “Shane,
I guarantee you’re going to have enough roast beef today.”

The Nora swallows very hard for a few times, staring at me.

I can barely keep my laughter in my mouth.  I try so hard to
calm down and then say, “Thank you so much, M… um… Mrs. Hawes.  Unfortunately,
I have to leave now.”

“Keely wants you back, huh?” Mom smiles.  “What a nice
girl.”

“Thank you, M… Mrs. Hawes.  See you next time.”  I smile. 
“Bye…” I wink to that Nora. “Enjoy your yoga session…”

“
Fuck. You.
” the pretty Nora girl mouths me her
unique goodbye.

“Shane, you’re back.”  Keely jumps at me the moment the door
is open.  “Kiss, kiss…”

I raise my hands, reaching for her neck.  She stops right
away, looking at me like I’m from the Mars or something.  “Shane?” 

It’s odd being called a name other than
Nora
.  But I
try very hard to get used it.  “Yup.  It’s me, Shane.”

“Yup?” Keely stares at me, stepping back.

What the heck is going on?  Did I do something wrong?  I
think quickly and then remember what Shane told me.  I pop my eyeballs and
roar, “Yes, babe, it’s me.”

Keely smiles for a millisecond then freezes, looking at my
hands.

Are my hands too dirty, too ugly, or too something?  I look
at my hands and think hard.  Then, suddenly, I realize a guy’s hands should go
for the girl’s body.  The neck is for the girl to grab.

I lower my hands and whisper, “My babe, come over here. 
Now…”

Keely smiles big time.  She runs over and jumps.  I’m really
scared, worrying I might be pushed to the floor.  But… I don’t feel a thing. 
Alright, Shane’s body is working fine. 

I hold Keely’s body.  She wraps her arms around my neck and
raises her head, eyes closed.

She is waiting for a kiss—or many.

But kissing a girl’s lips is a real challenge for me.  I’m
not a lesbian.  Therefore, I want to kiss guys, not girls.  But I have to kiss
Keely now because I’m her boyfriend today.

I take a deep breath and kiss down lightly.   The lips
actually don’t feel bad at all.  I kiss one more time.  She kisses back.  Soon,
we kiss each other really hard.

Then, the most embarrassing thing happens—I feel the
throbbing of my dick (well, Shane’s, anyway).  It’s absolutely, totally odd and
shocking.  I have had my pussy tingle many times but I have never had this ugly
thing giving me excitement.

Keely rubs her crotch on my cock. “Shane, you want to fuck
me now?  Shane?  Shane?”

I’m so embarrassed.  I blush all over.   Keely gets more excited. 
“You want me, huh?  Tell me you do, Shane.  I can tell.  Sure, I can.  Look,
you blushed.  You must be excited.  Very excited.”

“Yup… I do…,” I murmur, turning my head away from her.  Her
eyes are too lusty for me to look at.  Her cheeks are too burning hot for me to
feel.   Gosh, getting an exciting hot chick this close is no joke.

“Shane?” Keely’s eyes round.  “You okay?”  She holds my chin
and pushes my face back.  “Look at me, Shane.  You okay?  You look so… shy…
Why?”

“Yup…” Then I realize right away. 
No more yup.
  “Oh,
sure, I’m okay.  See, I’m so okay.  Hmmm, actually…, I…, I really want to fu…
fuck you now.” My voice fades away.  Gosh, do I want to fuck a girl?  Of course
not
.  It’s absolutely, totally, a no-no.  But what am I going to
do now?  Keely knows so much about Shane.   She’s suspicious already.  If I
don’t act right, I’m going to be in big trouble soon.

I push my lips right on hers.  I stick my tongue out.  
Keely parts her lips, waiting for my tongue to stick in.  Her warm breath gives
me an absolutely odd feeling.  I feel the explosion of goose bumps on my arms
and neck right away.

I push my tongue into Keely’s mouth.  Man, this is
absolutely weird.  I don’t feel the strength and roughness my exes gave me. 
Instead, I feel the softness and temptation, which should have been from
my
mouth,
not
from Keely’s.

I kiss a bit harder to make it real.  I move my tongue
around to play with hers.  She becomes so involved that she pushes her tongue
very hard, rolling and drilling at the same time.  I let my tongue to come back
to my mouth.  Keely’s tongue dances in right away. 

I feel so odd, I almost barf. 
Man, I am sorry for this
soul swapping game now.

Keely raises her thigh high.  I don’t know what to do.  Then,
suddenly, I remember what my exes did to me.  I move my hand slowly along the
bottom of her thigh and then push it hard on my body.   “Oh, baby, you’re so
fu… fucking hot.” 

Keely moans.  The voice goes from her mouth right into mine,
vibrating in my body.   It feels so funny.

She pushes her body tightly to mine.  After a long while,
she breaks the kiss and whispers, “Shane, let’s save the fucking for later,
okay?  I have more surprises for you.”

Surprises?  I’m not sure what they are.  Am I going to be
tied up and beaten up?  Am I going to be spanked really hard?  Is Keely going
to ask me to suck her pussy or… butt?  Is she going to ask me to fuck her
butthole?  Man, this is now becoming so scary.   Come on, let’s face it.  I’m a
traditional girl.  Well, not that traditional, but I don’t want any wild fantasies
for sure. 

I want to keep it traditional.  “Let’s fuck hard, okay?  I
can’t wait.”  I fake a desperate expression.

“Hey, Shane, take it easy.”  Keely sticks her finger on my
chest.  The finger cuts deep into my skin.  I feel great pain.  Man, this Shane’s
skin is rough like the elephant’s but the pain is still so real.  Gosh, I
didn’t realize being a boyfriend can be so tough.

“Ouch, Keely, watch out.  That hurts.” I scream.

“What? What did you say?”  Keely raises her voice.  “Does it
really hurt?”  She pushes her finger harder this time.  “How’s this?” 
How
rude.

I almost give her a few scratches on her cheeks.  “Keely,” I
try to hold my tears.  “It really hurts, I swear.”  I take a deep breath. 
“Don’t you know how to treat a gi…”  Then, I stop.  Oops, I’m not a girl for
now.  I blush, not knowing what to say.

“How to treat a what?  Gi?  Gi what?”  Keely’s eyes are wide
open.  “What’s wrong with you, Shane?” she continues before I can say
anything.  “Why are you talking like a girl today?”

“I didn’t, no way, not in a million years,” I protest.

“Jesus Christ, Shane, you’re so girly.  And you blush,
too.”  She looks at me.  “What happened to you, huh?”  She stops to catch her
breath and then continues, “What happened?”

She stares at me.  I’m speechless.  Honest, I don’t know how
a guy would talk.  I can try to swear like them.  But, obviously, my talking is
giving me away. 

“Shane…” Keely steps forward.  Her eyes are only a few
inches away from mine.  “I can read your mind, Shane.” she murmurs.   Then she
raises her voice, “Did you fuck that bitch, Nora, today?  You must have.”  She
sniffs very hard.  “Did I smell that bitch?”  She sniffs harder.  “Shane, I’ll give
you one more opportunity. 
Tell the truth or we’re
over
.”
 

“The truth is,” I look at her.  “I want to fuck you hard.”
Suddenly, I remember what Shane told me.  “I want to suck you dry.”  I add.

“Huh?” Keely’s eyes round.  She moves her hand down and
touches my thick cock.  She holds it tight and says, “Shane… Shane…”   I guess
my rock-hard dick convinced her one critical thing: I haven’t fucked any girl
today.  “Promise you’ll never get close to that bitch, Nora, again.” She looks
and sounds so serious.

“I promise.” I mumble.  Seeing her stern look, I murmur, “Hmmm,
no more Nora,” I look at her and see knife-sharp eyes. “bitch,” I add.

Fuck you, Keely, you bitch.

“Okay, let’s eat first.  You definitely need energy.”  Keely
smiles big time.  “Sit down and see what I prepared for you.”

“Tada…” Keely removes the cover on a big tray.  I see a
huge
hamburger.  “See, this is the real double quarter pounder.  The real McDonald’s
menu.”  She sounds so proud.

I look at the hamburger and the big pile of fries beside
it.  Am I going to all this junk?  Man, this is absolutely unacceptable.

“Shane, take a bite.  A
big
one.”  Keely grins.

I look at the hamburger and make up my mind.
This is not
my body.  I can eat whatever I want.
  I take a small bite.  Not bad.  I
chew carefully.  Hmmm, it’s so tasty.

“Is it good?”  Keely smiles happily.

My mouth is full of food so I can’t talk.  I nod and smile. 
I swallow once but still have food in my mouth.  I chew again.

Finally, I swallow all the food in my mouth.  I pick up a
tissue to wipe my mouth carefully.  I worry my makeup might have been
destroyed.  Then I realize, heck, I’m Shane now.  There is no makeup.

“Is it good?”  Keely smiles happily.

“Yup, it’s so delicious.” I smile.

“You should have said, “It’s so fucking good, Keely.””   Keely’s
voice lowers and her eyeballs pop.

I open my eyes wide. “It’s so fucking good.”  We both burst
into laughter.

I try so hard to stop and then ask, “What else did Shane say
when he was eating a hamburger.” 
Oops.

“Hey, Shane, this is funny.  You want me to say it today? 
This is so romantic.”  Keely grins and lowers her voice. “Come on, babe, sit on
my dick.”

I almost black out.  Having a girl sitting my privates when
I’m eating?  This is
so gross
.  Before I can think further, Keely urges,
“Back, back.”

I look at her, not knowing what to do.

“Hey, Shane, no more teasing, okay?”  She pretends to be
angry.  “Will you please take your butt off this chair?”

I stand up.  She moves my chair away from the table. 

“Sit here.”  she urges.  I sit down. “Very good.”  She
smiles, lifts her double layered ruffle a-line pleated mini skirt and sits
right on my cock.

Man, this definitely feels funny.  Keely is wearing a pink transparent
G-string.  Her thighs are all thick and white.  I mean much thicker than my
own
. 
 Goose bumps explode all over immediately. 

“How about this, is it good?” She moves her fat butt.  Her
pussy is giving my dick a good massage.  She looks at me and smiles. “Hey, Mr. Shane
Jones, why are you so quiet today?”

What do you mean?  I’m totally lost.  Should I say
something?  Should I do something?