Authors: Lee Mims
Tags: #fiction, #mystery, #soft-boiled, #murder, #soft boiled, #humor, #regional, #geologist, #geology, #North Carolina, #Cleo Cooper, #greedy, #family, #family member, #fracking
Rain had set in by the time I got there. I was disappointed to see Bud's Porsche was already in my drive. I'd wanted to start dinner before he arrived. Oh, well. No sense spoiling him too. I pulled into the garage and he opened the door from the kitchen and stood on the stoop with a questioning look on his face.
“I was hoping to beat you home,” I said, climbing out. “I wanted to defrost some steaks.”
“A minivan?” he said, ignoring my domestic prattle. “Where's your Jeep?”
“That's what I wanted to talk to you about. Well, that and a lot of things. But you have to promise here and now you won't get upset.”
“Uh-oh,” he groaned. “I don't like the sound of that. Come on in. I've got a nice bottle of Pinot chilling, though I'm afraid Jack Daniels might be called for.”
Over steaks, salad, and a nice potato casseroleâthat man can really cookâI told Bud about the loss of my magic Jeep, owing my loss of control to a blown tire. He was actually very sympathetic and he seemed to take it in stride that I hadn't told him because he was in Greece and powerless to do anything but worry about me. “And what good would that have done?” I asked him.
“None, but I could have commiserated with you. The important thing is that you're unhurt. Still, I am sorry. I know how much that Jeep meant to you.”
Really?
“Well, I appreciate that, Bud, but there's more that I want to tell you.”
“More?”
I had two major discoveries to tell him about: the fossilized reptile in the clay pit and the hog operation. I started with the rauisuchian.
“A what?” Bud asked, tilting his head. “A raunchy ⦠”
“No. Not raunchy, rauisuchian. Raw-ih-
soo
-ke-un,” I said slowly. “It's a largeâvery large actuallyâmeat-eating reptile that lived back during the Triassic age.” Bud made a few attempts at the pronunciation before he got it right. Then I gave him a brief geologic rundown of the Triassic Basinâmuch of it he'd heard from me beforeâand told him how I'd made the discovery. Th
at led me to the hog operation, Luther Green, and the mysterious man in the green Toyota truck.
He, too, was amaz
ed that anyone would go to the extremes of breeding feral hogs with domestics to get a large hunting trophy, but agreed that it was a plausible explanation. When I got to the part about going back to see if I could spot some vehicle tags ⦠well, Bud started to
get agitated.
“Stop right there!” he demanded. “I believe I've made it clear, as have a couple of police detectives you met last summer, that you are not to engage in amateur ⦠sleuthing! Am I right?”
“Will you let me finish?” I snapped, wishing now I hadn't started. If he didn't like that I'd neglected to take the advice of a couple of cops last summer, he was really going to hate my latest disregard of a warning from the law. I got as far as the part about the chloroform, which I decided to describeâtaking a cue from Lutherâas fainting.
“Stop again!” Bud said, as he cleared the table and I rinsed and loaded the dishes into the dishwasher. “You fainted?”
“Kinda.”
“Kinda? You pregnant or something?”
“Very funny. Are you going to let me
share
this with you or not?” I asked sarcastically. That tendon in his jaw that popped when he got annoyed was doing its thing so I hurried through the part about the missing hogs. When I finished, Bud was quiet and I knew this lack of response meant he was considering all that I'd relayed to him. It was quite a bit to take in so I gave him some time. We took our coffee into the great room and he lit the fire he'd laid in the fireplace.
Finally, between blowing and poking at his budding flame, he said “Okay, here's what I still don't understand. First you said you âkinda' fainted, but at the same time you're incredulous that this guy, Luther, would suggest something so ludicrous. Which is it? Did you faint or not?”
“Mom!” called Henri from the kitchen.
Thank the lord for small miracles!
THIRTEEN
“Come on in!” I
called. Time for Bud to concentrate on something else difficult, convoluted, and mysteriousâlike our wedding plans. Sipping my coffee, I looked up just as Henri, hand in hand with Detective Sergeant Chris Bryant, strolled into the great room. To say I was stunned would have been putting it mildly.
She
was positively beaming. He, on the other hand, upon seeing me, gave me what I can only describe as a smug smile. I know I was blinking, a total giveaway to anyone who really knows me that I was confused. Trying to get my poker face in place was a waste of time.
In fact, I gave up on it altogether and gawked openly as Henri scrunched up her shoulders and opened her mouth to speak, only nothing came out. My thought:
Damn! He must be spectacular!
Bud, who'd been sitting on the couch beside me jumped up to spare us any continuation of the awkward scene. “Bud Cooper,” he said, approaching Chris with an outstretched hand.
Balancing my coffee, which sloshed dangerously close to the edge of my mug, I hopped up before Chris could introduce himself. “Bud,” I said. “This Chris Bryant. He's the detective who's working on the case involving the boy whose body I found.”
It was the best I could do. I mean, I'd been trying to work up to telling Bud about the bullet in the tire and the detective who helped me but, honestly, there hadn't been time yet. And if I've learned anything from years of living with Bud, it's that it's best to feed him bad things in small doses.
There was another awkward pause. Chris gave me a look that said he'd follow my lead. Unfortunately, Henri, having found her voice, wasn't following anyone's signals and blurted out, “Dad, Chris is a detective on the Sanford police force. A detective
sergeant
,” she beamed.
“Yes,” Bud said. “I got that much ⦠”
“And, he's the one who brought mom home after her wreck
and
found the bullet in her tire!”
Oh shit
. “Bullet?” Bud said, turning abruptly to me.
“Oh,” I laughed dismissively. “Didn't I mention that? We think it was probably just a stray hunter's bullet, right, Chris?”
“Uh ⦠”
“More likely that crazy sheriff!” Bud boomed. I put my hand on his arm to calm him. “I've told Detective Bryant all about our past with Stuckey,” I said. “And he's checking into it, aren't you?” Now it was time for Chris to feel a little pressure. Only he didn't.
“As I told your wife, I'd need cause to take out a warrant on our own sheriff. She'd have to jump through quite a few hoops, probably involving a judge, to get that done. I've asked her if she wants to pursue it and she hasn't gotten back to me.”
The ball was back in my court. Bud looked at me, then said, “Well, maybe she's right, it could have been a stray bullet from a hunter's gun.”
Henri began to babble about what a sweet guy Chris was. How he'd gone out of his way to look her up after seeing her for only a few minutes at our house the night of the accident. How he'd sensed she was stressed over trying to coordinate the wedding plans and how he'd wanted to help her and ⦠oh brother. I didn't know whether to hate him or admire him.
Then Bud, apparently paying no more attention to
When Henri Met Chris
than I was, said, “Say, Chris, you're an officer of the court. What do you think about that hog operation Cleo found? Isn't it illegal in the state of North Carolina to interbreed wild and domestic hogs?”
Double Shit.
“Bud,” I said sweetly. “Could I see you in the kitchen for a sec?”
Pushing the swinging door with the palm of my hand, I resisted the urge to let it fly back in Bud's face. Instead, I held it for him, stopped it from swinging to insure our privacy, then spun around to face him. “What were you thinking?” I whispered sternly. “I haven't told him about the hogs because I need to check some things out for myself first ⦠”
“You mean some things you're trying to keep to yourself. Some things you're supposed to let the police handle ⦠”
“That's not fair!” I said more loudly than I'd anticipated. I lowered my voice and continued. “Telling him about the hogs would naturally lead to what I found besides them.” Bud gave me a quizzical look. “Hello? Important fossil find?”
“Oh, right.”
“Even if I could lieâand I believe no lying was one of your new rulesâhe might find the pit himself if he investigated the area. Now, you may not know this, Bud, but archeological finds like this one are very rare and highly prestigious and people have been known to actually kill to protect one!”
“Did I hear you mention killing someone to protect something?” Chris said, letting go of the swinging door and striding purposefully to where Bud and I stood by the sink.
Threatening Bud with a stern squint of my eyes, I said. “Of course not. We were just discussing ⦠a movie.”
“No you weren't,” Chris said coolly. “Maybe you'd better tell me about these hogs you found.”
“I think that would be a good idea,” Bud said, giving me a return squint. “After all, it is this young man's job to solve murder cases, Cleo. Not yours.”
“Even if I'm the main suspect?”
“Especially if you're the main suspect,” Chris added.
“Let me ask you something, Chris,” Bud said. “What's your opinion of the sheriff?”
“Honestly, I've been a little surprised at his reaction to your wife. He does seem somewhat irrational in his attempt to prove she committed the murder. Generally, he's a competent officer, if not a terribly innovative or imaginative one.”
“What's going on?” Henri said from the doorway. She joined us, took Chris's arm in hers, and smiled up at his handsome face. “We're going to miss my friends at Blue Oasis. The Friday night bar crawl is starting there ⦠”
The blue-eyed detective smiled suavely, slipped his arm around Henri's waist and gave her a light buss on the lips. Modulating his tone from interrogatory to intensely sexy, he said, “Why don't you go powder your nose, Miss Henri. I'll meet you at the car.”
I braced for the “Henri blast” following this sexist request, but surprisingly she squirmed like a puppy and said, “Good idea. It won't take but a few minutes.”
Clearly, I'd underestimated this fellow in so many ways.
Moreover, since I was going to have to rid the area of the hog operation before I could risk bringing in a team of paleontologists to excavate Cecil, I decided I might as well get some help. I gave him a brief sketch of what I knew of the operation, including Luther and the man in the green truck. I told him I'd stumbled upon it while flagging Lauderbach #2, but left out any mention of the clay pit.
Chris listened, arms crossed, then said, “So are you thinking these hogs were deliberately interbred, the feral and the domestic. Why?”
“To create a hunting trophy.”
“A hunting trophy ⦠huh. Interesting theory. Who would want to do this?” Chris asked.
“Luther Green and the man in the green truck, of course,” I sniffed.
“Have you any proof of this?” he asked.
“No,” I said. “I've been told not to interfere with police work.”
“Okay,” he replied, rubbing his chin contemplatively. “I'll check into what laws, if any, might have been broken. But the obvious thing, the thing that stands out, of course, is the connection to the murder. Clinton might have been killed with a knife, but he was shot with an arrow first. Arrows would be the only ammunition plausible if the hunting club was meant to be clandestine.”
Then, upon hearing Henri approach, Chris directed his attention to Bud. “Nice to meet you, Mr. Cooper. Sorry it was such a short visit. Perhaps we'll see each other again soon.”
“I'm sure we will,” Bud said, handing him one of his business cards from his wallet. “Drop by my office any time.”
Chris looked at the card. “Cooper Enterprises,” he said, reading it.
“Yes,” Bud said. “We're in the CP&L Building downtown.”
As soon as Henri and Chris left, I decided I'd had about all I could stand of “let's share our lives” and found several creative ways to occupy Bud's mind that were far more pleasant.
For most workday folks, Saturdays are a day off. For those of us w
ho toil in the energy field, however, Saturdays and Sundays are just another day. I was on my way across the farm, headed to the site by way of the series of dirt roads that connected its vast acreage when, several hills due south from me, bumping along a path at the edge of another section of woods, was the green Toyota truck.
Braking to a full stop, I watched until it rounded the edge of the trees, then followed at a safe distance. All that crap about me not doing law enforcement's job was right there, front and center in my mind. It's just that I was here and law enforcement wasn't. And hadn't Chris asked me about proof?
Seemed appropriate that a civic-minded citizen such as myself take action to help solve crimes whenever possible. Especially when the crime was murder and the prime suspect was said civic-minded citizen. Besides, I was only going to follow the truck.
This was easy to do because the soft, sandy soil and flattened weeds made the tracks obvious. Also obvious was the fact that more trucks than the one I was following had passed this way. Perhaps one, pulling a stock trailer full of hogs? Soon, the tracks turned into the woods on one of the many old, overgrown logging paths. A fleeting thought that the newly broken branches poking out into the road might scratch the van slipped through my mind, but I was so intent on not being detected, it slipped away.
Who was running the hog operation and whether it was legal in the eyes of the state
of North Carolina was information I needed to know if, as I'd told Watson, we were going to be able to proceed with the excavation and preservation of Cecil. Plus, it'd be a good thing to know where the fe
ral hogs were when I t
alked to the Lauderbachs. I had a feeling they had no idea any type of hogs were being raised on their land, let alone crossbred ones. I especially wanted to be enlightened about every aspect of the operation because, well, no one likes being jerked around and having their head s
crewed with.
After about a quarter of a mile, the road narrowed even more and concern over the van's paint job returned, so I got out and walked the trail for a short ways. Didn't look too bad, so I got back in the van and slowly eased along as broken branches and rubbery sapling limbs slapped and scraped along its sides. Tulip whined. I'd learned to take her anxiety as a warning ⦠usually. “Pipe down,” I commanded as the woods got thicker, the light dimmer, and the branches bigger. “I'm not going far.”
One thing I know about logging trails: unless you luck up and happen upon a clearing, there is no where to turn around. They can snake through the woods for miles, connecting one logging deck to another. I didn't want to get trapped where I couldn't run if necessary, so after another quarter mile, I stopped and walked the path again, finding a clearing of sorts. Well, it was more of a slight depression devoid of trees. Ones too big to flatten with a vehicle, anyway.
Overhead, a canopy of limbs, all dressed out in autumn colors, intertwined tightly. I gave them a serious appraisal. No problem. I could push them aside too. Scuffing the leaf litter aside with my boot, I found the depression underlain by a very small outcrop of diabase rock. Probably what caused the stunted undergrowth. It was about three feet wide. Not optimal, but probably as good as I was going to get in terms of a place to turn around. Prudence told me to go no farther. Logic told me I didn't need to.
If the hogs had been relocated somewhere up the path, it would have to be in a large natural clearing. When I'd been knocked out, it had only been for a short while, two hours at the most. Even if they had pens already constructed, it would have taken a Herculean effort just to get the hogs loaded and moved while I was out. It wouldn't have been impossible, but highly unlikely in that short amount of time.
The more I thought about it, the more sense it made that there would be other locations on the farm where hogs could be corralled. Especially if this was, as I believed it to be, a trophy hunting scheme of some sort. Lord knows, I'd seen enough portable corral panels stacked around in various places. When a rich hunter contracted to shoot a wild boar, it was likely released from one of any number of remote locations on the farm, depending on wind conditions and what type of farm operations were being conducted nearby.
All I had to do to find these possible locations? Look on the GIS maps and aerials of the farm. Seeing the green truck and locating the trail had made finding this one on an aerial photo easy, not to mention much safer. And, I'd be adhering to Bud's rules about staying out of trouble, right?
The overnight rain had softened the ground and it squished under my boot as I climbed back into the van. I wasn't worried. With my foot on the brake, I let the van roll down into the depression, pushing aside hardwood limbs. Red, orange, and yellow leaves covered the window so thickly it blocked out the light. Tulip whined again. “Oh, don't be a wuss-dog,” I said, inching back and forth in the small clearing.
Pretty soon, I'd reversed direction. I breathed a sigh of relief. It could have been a sticky situation that left me in a vulnerable spot. I thought wistfully of the magic Jeep. I'd turned it around in much smaller spots. Of course, it was much smaller and had four-wheel drive. This piece of junk didn't. The Jeep had also had a wench. Something I would add to whatever new vehicle I got. It was time to do something about getting a new vehicle. Resolving to move that task to the top of my to-do list, I headed for the site.
Upon arrival, I could hardly wait to check the oversized aerial above my desk. I hopped out and opened the door for Tulip. That's when I saw the damage I'd done to the van. Crap! It looked like it'd been rolled. Well, hell, I'd worry about that later.