Screwdrivered (Cocktail #3) (20 page)

“Yes, I have plans. Not all my evenings are taken up with thinking about you,” he spat out. “About you and this house, I mean.”

“Well, what are these plans?” I asked, frowning.

He opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. He licked his lower lip, and I stared at it.

Caroline’s high heels clicking across the floor made me glance away, and he pushed past me onto the front porch.

“I’ll see you later,” he said, and was down the steps just as Caroline came up behind me. We watched the Taurus leave at a sensible speed, like the pace car in a homecoming parade. No dust thrown up from his tires, straight down the middle of the road.

“Did you ask him to stay?” she asked.

“Yeah,” I answered, heading for the kitchen. “Drink?”

“Sure.” She followed me.

I poured myself a Scotch and a glass of wine for her.

“Feel like heading into town tonight?” I asked, and she nodded, her eyes curious. “Good,” I answered, throwing back my drink and not even wincing at the burn. “Good.”

T
wo drinks later, Caroline, Jessica, and I were perched on bar stools at John’s after walking into town, requiring pizza and more drinks. We’d acquired both and were now about to retire to a corner booth. While Caroline and Jessica had wisely switched over to water, I was steadily working through my fourth Scotch. And showing no signs of stopping. My body felt warm and loose, my lips were numb and buzzy at the same time, and I undid the top buttons on my shirt, needing to feel a little air.

“Stop undressing yourself,” Caroline teased.

“Someone should,” I mumbled, but I did stop just short of my bra.

“Oh, someone would. Believe me,” Jessica snorted, and she and Caroline shared a knowing look.

“Stop being secretive. Say what you need to say. Say what you need to say.”

“No John Mayer, karaoke is on Sunday nights.” Jessica passed me a napkin to wipe up the Scotch I’d just spilled. “How are things with the cowboy?”

“The cowboy?”

“Yeah, you know, the center of your alleged romance novel?”

“Oh yeah. Him. Well—”

“Wait,” Caroline interrupted. “You’re writing a romance novel?”

“No, I’m not. And why don’t you”—I pointed at Jessica—“just be quie—”

“Oh, you haven’t heard Viv’s theory? Of why she’s out here?” Jessica giggled, and Caroline looked at me.

“What theory?”

“There’s no theory. It was more of a feeling that—”

“I’m totally confused.” Caroline looked to Jessica for guidance.

“That’s okay, so is Viv.”

“
Viv
is right here! And
Viv
is going to smack you if you don’t stop all this romance novel talk right now!” I said.

Which shut her up for about three seconds.

“So Viv has this crazy idea that—”

“
I’ll
tell her! You’ll just mess it up,” I snapped, and Jessica gestured as though the floor was now mine. “Okay, so here’s the thing. I feel like Hank and I are meant to be together.”

“Hank?” Caroline asked, frowning.

“Yes, Hank. Together with me. Like in the biblical sense.”

“Like, the earth was flooded and he’s the only man left?” she asked.

Jessica slipped her a quiet high five.

“No! Have you
seen
him? With the abs and the chest and the face?” I asked, spilling a little more of my drink as I told the story of his body with my hands.

“Sure, I’ve seen him. I’ve talked to him too. Well, he grunted at me.” Caroline wrinkled her nose a bit.

“He grunted at you?” I asked, confused. “When?”

“That day we were all out here. He looked at my tits and grunted something like ‘sweet’ and then disappeared into the barn. I got the feeling I was supposed to swoon or something,” she snorted.

“He does like them tall and blond,” Jessica mused. “Although he usually likes them sluttier than you, no offense.”

“None taken.” They clinked glasses.

I drained mine and waved at John for another.

“So, you think Hank and you are supposed to be together,” she said. “Why is that, exactly?”

“It would take too long to explain,” I grumbled.

“Viv reads a ton of romance novels. So when she got a call in the middle of the night to move across the country, and take over a house on a cliff she’d inherited from an aunt she barely knew, and there was a half-naked cowboy involved, she assumed she was now living in one of the books she loves,” Jessica recapped, and looked to me for approval.

I sighed. “And once again, when you say it like that, it sounds ridiculous. But it’s not just that—it’s other stuff. Like, aren’t you supposed to struggle a little? Isn’t part of a great romance the chase? The push and pull, the hunt, the uncovering bits and pieces of the great penis puzzle?”

“Um. What?” Caroline asked, and I dropped my head to the table.

“Didn’t you and Simon take forever to get together?” I asked from underneath my arms.

“Yes. But it was all foreplay. It was going to happen; it was just a question of when,” she said, her voice going all dreamy. I looked up at her, and her face was dreamy too.

“Well, that’s how it is with me and Hank,” I insisted, frowning even as I said it.

“But there’s another piece of this penis puzzle, right?” Jessica said.

Caroline nodded emphatically. “Totally. I think you’re missing something here, Viv. You’re missing the biggest piece of all.”

I sat up straight, stretching my back and looking toward the bar, wondering where my drink was. I didn’t see John. But I did see . . .

“Clark,” I whispered.

“Exactly!” Caroline and Jessica said at the same time.

I shook my head, not taking my eyes off him. “No, I mean at the table by the bar.”

Their heads swiveled, and we all watched as he pulled out a chair. For a girl.

Tall. Thin. Blond. Gorgeous. Smart, I assumed. She had that look. She must be the
plans
he had for the night.

Clark laughed at something she said, and I winced as that dark chuckle made its way over the din of a hundred conversations, a hundred glasses tinkling and forks forking. She unfolded her napkin, placed it squarely and daintily in the middle of her lap, and then placed her hand squarely and daintily in the middle of the table. And brushed the side of his hand
.
Brushed the side of his hand!
Slut!

I was out of my chair and across the bar, dodging Caroline’s grab and ignoring Jessica shouting my name. Clark turned just in time to see me barreling toward him, and he jumped up from his chair.

“Well hello!” I sang out, planting myself in front of the table, squarely and decidedly
un
daintily. “Sit down, Clark, don’t let me interrupt,” I chided, putting my hand on his shoulder and firmly pushing him back down. “Just wanted to come over and say hello. Hello!” I turned my attention to the cool blonde in front of me, who looked at me with amusement. Wrong emotion. “I’m Viv, nice to meet you,” I said sweetly, offering my hand to her.

“Nice to meet you, Viv. Wait—as in Vivian?” she asked, and I looked from her to Clark. He blanched.

“As in Viv, yeah.”

“Oh my goodness, why don’t you join us?” She clapped her hands in delight.

“Oh no, I’m sure Vivian has better things to do tonight than to—”

“I’d love to!” I cried, grabbing a chair from an empty table and straddling it backward. “What are we drinking?”

“I don’t think that’s a great idea—” Clark started, and I gave him a
pffft
.

“Nonsense, it’s a fine idea. How else can—sorry, what was your name?” I asked the blonde.

“Chloe.” She looked from me to Clark.

“Chloe! What a lovely name. Let’s all have a drink together, shall we? Hey, John!” I shouted, and he yelled back. “Bring my drink here, okay?”

“You got it!” he called back, and I settled in, crossing my arms over the back of the chair. I grinned at Clark, who mimicked my grin tightly.

“Vivian, I was hoping we might run into you tonight. I’ve been dying to meet you,” Chloe said.

“Chlo,” Clark said with a groan, and I winced at the familiarity.

Why would I wince? Matter of fact, why the hell was I over here? I looked back toward my own table, and saw Caroline and Jessica waving frantically, trying to get me back to our table. But I was committed now.

“You were hoping to run into me?” I asked, looking at Clark. Who was staring at my chest. I looked down, noticing the top of my black bra was peeking out from behind the buttons I’d undone earlier. Not taking my eyes from his, I flicked one more open. He groaned again, in a very different way. In front of Chloe? What the hell were these two into?

She just laughed. “Vivian this and Vivian that, can you believe she said this, and can you believe she wants to do that—what a piece of work he made you out to be!”

I looked at her in confusion.

“I haven’t heard my cousin talk about someone like this in the longest time, but now that I’ve met you, I can understand why!” She made a face at Clark when he threw eyeball daggers at her.

“Whoa whoa whoa. Clark’s your cousin?” I turned to him and threw a few eye daggers myself. “Your plans were with your cousin? What the fuck?”

“Watch your language, Vivian,” he warned, throwing back his own Scotch as quickly as John put the drinks on the table. He stared at me over the rim of the glass, eyes smoky hot and angry.

I leaned on the table, two legs of the chair now in the air. I looked him right in the eye, and lowered my voice. “What. The. Fuck. Clark.”

“Chloe, would you excuse us for a moment?” he asked, not taking his eyes off of me.

“Sure thing,” she said with a chuckle. “Nice to meet you, Viv,” she offered, patting me on my shoulder as she left the table. I didn’t actually see her go, since I was engaged in a stare-off with a librarian.

“She’s nice,” I said.

“You’re drunk.”

“That’s correct,” I agreed.

“I’m curious about something, Vivian,” he said, still not breaking eye contact with me.

“Curious?”

“Mm-hmm. About why you were so interested in who I was here with tonight.” He leaned forward; I leaned forward even more. We were within inches of each other. “You almost looked . . .” He looked at my hair, my lips, my shoulders, my breasts, still pushed forward and half bared. When he met my eyes again, he lifted one corner of his mouth. “Jealous.”

“Jealous? Me?” I breathed, then turned it into a laugh. Which turned into a sputter. “I just came over here to say hi. To my friend, who I used to talk to all the time. My friend who used to want to help me with my house, and call me in the middle of the night, and go for rides in a kick-ass car with a ridiculous knight in shining armor hanging out of the back. Where did he go?”

“You really have no idea, do you?” He shook his head, then stood up, calling out to John, “We’re gonna take that pizza to go.”

“You’re leaving? Again? Why do you keep
doing
that?” I asked, angry. My head was starting to hurt.

“Chloe’s going through some stuff right now, and—”

“How could anyone that pretty be going through some stuff?” I snorted, looking over his shoulder at the gorgeous blonde at the bar.

“Everyone goes through stuff, Vivian. She’s thinking about leaving San Diego and moving up north. She needed to talk it out. Sometimes you just need to say things out loud to really hear it.”

“I can say some things out loud,” I muttered, staring up at him. So tall. So angry. When had he gotten so angry?

He nodded to someone behind me, and I turned to see my girls flanking me.

“Make sure she gets home okay?” he said quietly to Jessica, and she nodded.

Which made
me
angry.

“I don’t need someone to make sure I get home okay. I can take care of myself, you know,” I snapped.

He just looked at me flatly.

I didn’t like that. If anything, I preferred the angry Clark.

He turned away, chatted with John for a minute, and took his pizza. Then he gathered his cousin from the other end of the bar, where she waved a good-bye.

He was gone. I was drunk. With half my bra out.

I was ready to go home.

I
woke up with a ball of awful in my mouth, which turned out to be my tongue. With each step toward the bathroom, I was reminded of how very bright the sunshine was here, how very loud seagulls could be, and how very briny the ocean smelled when it was right outside your window. The window letting in all that damned light.

As I weaved down the hallway, Caroline appeared in her doorway, fresh and pretty, the fucker.

“Morning, sunshine,” she said, and I punched her in the shoulder. Not hard. “Nice,” she said.

I nodded back and made for the sink. With a mouthful of toothpaste I splashed water over my face and evaluated. And then evacuated the contents of my stomach into the toilet. Caroline thoughtfully closed the door as I sat on the floor, waving her away.

“I’m going to get you some saltines,” she called, and I moaned a thank-you. I let my body get its bearings for a moment, then splashed some water on my face a second time. Also tried the toothbrush a second time. Feeling a little better, I grabbed my robe off the back of the door and made my way downstairs.

In the kitchen, Caroline was tearing apart my pantry. “No saltines, but I found some oyster crackers.”

I smiled weakly. “I’ll take ’em. And if you could just hit me over the head with a sledgehammer, that’d be great.”

“No sledgehammer handy; how about a screwdriver?” She followed me to the table, setting down the crackers and some water.

“As long as it’s the tool, not the cocktail. Anything will feel better than the hell I’m currently in.” I sipped the water gratefully and munched on a few crackers. “Did I really unbutton my shirt in front of half the town last night?”

“You did. The table next to us was taking bets on whether you’d take your bra off,
Flashdance
style.” She moved around the kitchen in a blur, pouring coffee, flipping burners.

“How’d you figure out how to do that so fast? It took me weeks to get that damn stove to work,” I said. “Not to mention the percolator.”