Selected Stories (87 page)

So he kicked off in wind and wet and mud, wondering quite sincerely why the bubbling ditches and sucking pastures held him from day to day, or what so-lace he could find on off days in chasing grooms and bricklayers round outhouses.

To make sure he up-rooted himself one week-end of heavy midwinter rain, and re-entered his lost world in the character of Galahad fresh from a rest-cure. They all agreed, with an eye over his shoulder for the next comer, that he was a different man; but when they asked him for the symptoms of nervous strain, and led him all through their own, he realized he had lost much of his old skill in lying. His three months' absence, too, had put him hopelessly behind the London field. The movements, the allusions, the slang of the game had changed. The couples had rearranged themselves or were re-crystallizing in fresh triangles, whereby he put his foot in it badly. Only one great soul (he who had written the account of the pig-pound episode) stood untouched by the vast flux of time, and Midmore lent him another fiver for his integrity. A woman took him, in the wet forenoon, to a pronouncement on the Oneness of Impulse in Humanity, which struck him as a polysyllabic
résumé
of Mr Sidney's domestic arrangements, plus a clarion call to ‘shock civilization into common-sense'.

‘And you'll come to tea with me tomorrow?' she asked, after lunch, nibbling cashew nuts from a saucer. Midmore replied that there were great arrears of work to overtake when a man had been put away for so long.

‘But you've come back like a giant refreshed… I hope that Daphne' – this was the lady of the twelve and the eight-page letter – ‘will be with us too. She has misunderstood herself, like so many of us,' the woman murmured, ‘but I think eventually…' she flung out her thin little hands. ‘However, these are things that each lonely soul must adjust for itself.'

‘Indeed, yes,' said Midmore with a deep sigh. The old tricks were sprouting in the old atmosphere like mushrooms in a dung-pit. He passed into an abrupt reverie, shook his head, as though stung by tumultuous memories, and departed without any ceremony of farewell to catch a mid-afternoon express where a man meets associates who talk horse, and weather as it affects the horse, all the way down. What worried him most was that he had missed a day with the hounds.

He met Rhoda's keen old eyes without flinching; and the drawing-room looked very comfortable that wet evening at tea. After all, his visit to town had not been wholly a failure. He had burned quite a bushel of letters at his flat. A flat – here he reached mechanically toward the worn volumes near the sofa – a flat was a consuming animal. As for Daphne… he opened at random on the words: ‘His lordship then did as desired and disclosed a
tableau
of considerable strength and variety.' Midmore reflected: ‘And I used to think… But she wasn't… We were all babblers and skirters together… I didn't babble much – thank goodness – but I skirted.' He turned the pages backward for more
Sortes Surteesianae
,
¹⁵
and read: ‘When at length they rose to go to bed it struck each man as he followed his neighbour upstairs, that the man before him walked very crookedly.' He laughed aloud at the fire.

‘What about tomorrow?' Rhoda asked, entering with garments over her shoulder. ‘It's never stopped raining since you left. You'll be plastered out of sight an' all in five minutes. You'd better wear your next best, 'adn't you? I'm afraid they've shrank. 'Adn't you best try 'em on?'

‘Here?' said Midmore.

‘'Suit yourself. I bathed you when you wasn't larger than a leg o' lamb,' said the ex-ladies‘-maid.

‘Rhoda, one of these days I shall get a valet, and a married butler.'

‘There's many a true word spoke in jest. But nobody's huntin' tomorrow.'

‘Why? Have they cancelled the meet?'

‘They say it only means slipping and over-reaching in the mud, and they all 'ad enough of that today. Charlie told me so just now.'

‘Oh!' It seemed that the word of Mr Sperrit's confidential clerk had weight.

‘Charlie came down to help Mr Sidney lift the gates,' Rhoda continued.

‘The flood-gates? They are perfectly easy to handle now. I've put in a wheel and a winch.'

‘When the brook's really up they must be took clean out on account of the rubbish blockin' 'em. That's why Charlie came down.'

Midmore grunted impatiently. ‘Everybody has talked to me about that brook ever since I came here. It's never done anything yet.'

‘This 'as been a dry summer. If you care to look now, sir, I'll get you a lantern.'

She paddled out with him into a large wet night. Half-way down the lawn her light was reflected on shallow brown water, pricked through with grass blades at the edges. Beyond that light, the brook was strangling and kicking among hedges and tree-trunks.

‘What on earth will happen to the big rose-bed?' was Midmore's first word.

‘It generally 'as to be restocked after a flood. Ah!' she raised her lantern. ‘There's two garden-seats knockin' against the sun-dial. Now, that won't do the roses any good.'

‘This is too absurd. There ought to be some decently thought-out system – for – for dealing with this sort of thing.' He peered into the rushing gloom. There seemed to be no end to the moisture and the racket. In town he had noticed nothing.

‘It can't be ‘elped,' said Rhoda. ‘It's just what it does do once in just so often. We'd better go back.'

All earth under foot was sliding in a thousand liquid noises towards the hoarse brook. Somebody wailed from the house: ‘'Fraid o' the water! Come ‘ere! ‘Fraid o' the water!'

‘That's Jimmy. Wet always takes 'im that way,' she explained. The idiot charged into them, shaking with terror.

‘Brave Jimmy! How brave of Jimmy! Come into the hall. What Jimmy got now?' she crooned. It was a sodden note which ran: ‘Dear Rhoda – Mr Lotten, with whom I rode home this afternoon, told me that if this wet keeps up, he's afraid the fish-pond he built last year, where Coxen's old mill-dam was, will go, as the dam did once before, he says. If it does it's bound to come down the brook. It may be all right, but perhaps you had better look out. C. S.'

‘If Coxen's dam goes, that means… I'll 'ave the drawing-room carpet up at once to be on the safe side. The claw-'ammer is in the libery.'

‘Wait a minute. Sidney's gates are out, you said?'

‘Both. He'll need it if Coxen's pond goes… I've seen it once.'

‘I'll just slip down and have a look at Sidney. Light the lantern again, please, Rhoda.'

‘You won't get
him
to stir. He's been there since he was born. But
she
don't know anything. I'll fetch your waterproof and some top-boots.'

‘'Fraid o' the water! ‘Fraid o' the water!' Jimmy sobbed, pressed against a corner of the hall, his hands to his eyes.

‘All right, Jimmy. Jimmy can help play with the carpet,' Rhoda answered, as Midmore went forth into the darkness and the roarings all round. He had never seen such an utterly unregulated state of affairs. There was another lantern reflected on the streaming drive.

‘Hi! Rhoda! Did you get my note? I came down to make sure. I thought, afterwards, Jimmy might funk the water!'

‘It's me – Miss Sperrit,' Midmore cried. ‘Yes, we got it, thanks.'

‘You're back, then. Oh, good!… Is it bad down with you?'

‘I'm going to Sidney's to have a look.'

‘You won't get
him
out. Lucky I met Bob Lotten. I told him he hadn't any business impounding water for his idiotic trout without rebuilding the dam.'

‘How far up is it? I've only been there once.'

‘Not more than four miles as the water will come. He says he's opened all the sluices.'

She had turned and fallen into step beside him, her hooded head bowed against the thinning rain. As usual she was humming to herself.

‘Why on earth did you come out in this weather?' Midmore asked.

‘It was worse when you were in town. The rain's taking off now. If it wasn't for that pond, I wouldn't worry so much. There's Sidney's bell. Come on!' She broke into a run. A cracked bell was jangling feebly down the valley.

‘Keep on the road!' Midmore shouted. The ditches were snorting bank-full on either side, and towards the brook-side the fields were afloat and beginning to move in the darkness.

‘Catch me going off it! There's his light burning all right.' She halted undistressed at a little rise. ‘But the flood's in the orchard. Look!' She swung her lantern to show a front rank of old apple-trees reflected in still, out-lying waters beyond the half-drowned hedge. They could hear above the thud-thud of the gorged flood-gates, shrieks in two keys as monotonous as a steam-organ.

‘The high one's the pig.' Miss Sperrit laughed.

‘All right! I'll get
her
out. You stay where you are, and I'll see you home afterwards.'

‘But the water's only just over the road,' she objected.

‘Never mind. Don't you move. Promise?'

‘All right. You take my stick, then, and feel for holes in case anything's washed out anywhere. This
is
a lark!'

Midmore took it, and stepped into the water that moved sluggishly as
yet across the farm road which ran to Sidney's front door from the raised and metalled public road. It was half way up to his knees when he knocked. As he looked back Miss Sperrit's lantern seemed to float in mid-ocean.

‘You can't come in or the water'll come with you. I've bunged up all the cracks,' Mr Sidney shouted from within. ‘Who be ye?'

‘Take me out! Take me out!' the woman shrieked, and the pig from his sty behind the house urgently seconded the motion.

‘I'm Midmore! Coxen's old mill-dam is likely to go, they say. Come out!'

‘I told 'em it would when they made a fish-pond of it. ‘Twasn't ever puddled proper. But it's a middlin' wide valley. She's got room to spread… Keep still, or I'll take and duck you in the cellar!… You go 'ome, Mus' Midmore, an' take the law o' Mus' Lotten soon's you've changed your socks.'

‘Confound you, aren't you coming out?'

‘To catch my death o' cold? I'm all right where I be. I've seen it before. But you can take
her
. She's no sort o' use or sense… Climb out through the window. Didn't I tell you I'd plugged the door-cracks, you fool's daughter?' The parlour window opened, and the woman flung herself into Midmore's arms, nearly knocking him down. Mr Sidney leaned out of the window, pipe in mouth.

‘Take her 'ome,' he said, and added oracularly:

‘Two women in one house,
Two cats an' one mouse,
Two dogs an' one bone –
Which I will leave alone.

I've seen it before.' Then he shut and fastened the window.

‘A trap! A trap! You had ought to have brought a trap for me. I'll be drowned in this wet,' the woman cried.

‘Hold up! You can't be any wetter than you are. Come along!' Midmore did not at all like the feel of the water over his boot-tops.

‘Hooray! Come along!' Miss Sperrit's lantern, not fifty yards away, waved cheerily.

The woman threshed towards it like a panic-stricken goose, fell on her knees, was jerked up again by Midmore, and pushed on till she collapsed at Miss Sperrit's feet.

‘But you won't get bronchitis if you go straight to Mr Midmore's house,' said the unsympathetic maiden.

‘O Gawd! O Gawd! I wish our ‘eavenly Father ‘ud forgive me my sins,
an' call me 'ome,' the woman sobbed. ‘But I won't go to ‘
is
‘ouse! I won't.'

‘All right, then. Stay here. Now, if we run,' Miss Sperrit whispered to Midmore, ‘she'll follow us. Not too fast!'

They set off at a considerate trot, and the woman lumbered behind them, bellowing, till they met a third lantern – Rhoda holding Jimmy's hand. She had got the carpet up, she said, and was escorting Jimmy past the water that he dreaded.

‘That's all right,' Miss Sperrit pronounced. ‘Take Mrs Sidney back with you, Rhoda, and put her to bed. I'll take Jimmy with me. You aren't afraid of the water now, are you, Jimmy?'

‘Not afraid of anything now.' Jimmy reached for her hand. ‘But get away from the water quick.'

‘I'm coming with you,' Midmore interrupted.

‘You most certainly are not. You're drenched. She threw you twice. Go home and change. You may have to be out again all night. It's only half-past seven now. I'm perfectly safe.' She flung herself lightly over a stile, and hurried uphill by the footpath, out of reach of all but the boasts of the flood below.

Rhoda, dead silent, herded Mrs Sidney to the house.

‘You'll find your things laid out on the bed,' she said to Midmore as he came up. ‘I'll attend to – to this.
She
's got nothing to cry for.'

Midmore raced into dry kit, and raced uphill to be rewarded by the sight of the lantern just turning into the Sperrits' gate. He came back by way of Sidney's farm, where he saw the light twinkling across three acres of shining water, for the rain had ceased and the clouds were stripping overhead, though the brook was noisier than ever. Now there was only that doubtful mill-pond to look after – that and his swirling world abandoned to himself alone.

‘We shall have to sit up for it,' said Rhoda after dinner. And as the drawing-room commanded the best view of the rising flood, they watched it from there for a long time, while all the clocks of the house bore them company.

‘'Tisn't the water, it's the mud on the skirting-board after it goes down that I mind,' Rhoda whispered. ‘The last time Coxen's mill broke, I remember it came up to the second – no, third – step o' Mr Sidney's stairs.'