Sex, Lies and the Dirty (42 page)

D-Bag:
douchebag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty
Army:
the group of people who are fans of
thedirty.com

Dirty bird:
dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don:
a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard:
douche + retard

Drag hag:
someone who hangs with drag queens

DRD:
Dennis Rodman Disease; sexually transmitted disease(s)
Dreamkiller:
one who kills the dreams of another

DSLs:
D*ck sucking lips

Dugout driller:
aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s):
fat Asians

F*gadocious:
super gay

F*gtastic:
overly gay

F*gtician:
professional f*g

Fake SGM:
people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and Nik will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny packs:
beat girls that have no appeal

Farm:
a person’s ass

Fattastrophe:
group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake:
big girl who loves cake

Fifty-yarder:
only looks good from fifty yards away
File you away:
putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian:
fake lesbian

Forgy:
Short for “for the gays”

Frat rat:
a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard:
a free retard

Front grill:
teeth

F*ck trophy:
baby/kid…“What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?” “Naw, she’s got a f*ck trophy.”

Fugly:
f*cking ugly

FUPA:
a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian:
a gay Asian

Gestappo’s:
those who oppose the Dirty Army

Gills:
side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz:
dirty nails

Grazer:
chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay:
cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious:
owns a Greg

Greg-Juice:
self-explanatory

Greg:
penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special:
retard

Himstitute:
tranny prostitute

Hoemerican:
an American hoe

Horses
(or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents:
non-SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
ITG:
short for inner thigh gap, the appropriate distance between a woman’s inner thighs.

Jack Bauer:
a person with a large forehead or a twenty head
Jay Leno:
got a big chin

Kodiak:
body of a bear

Lee push-up bra:
from the makers of lee press-on nails
Long head clan:
horse division (horse head)

Lotto baby:
unknown father (a lot o’ people hit that)
MAC forcefield:
tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad monkey:
extremely drunk and out of control

Mick Jaggers:
big lips

Muffin top:
when a person’s side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin:
multiple chins

Multi-Gregging:
gang bang on one chick

Nominee:
person with no money

Nomo’s:
a place where no homos are welcome

Noodles:
referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus:
huge nose pipes

Onion:
nice a$$

Oscar Meyer:
got a Greg

Pack of franks:
fat rolls on a chick’s body…“Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chick”

Paki house/hut:
liquor store

Patch Adams:
balding

Pearl catcher:
chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles:
an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl (a.k.a. jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm:
way too old

PGM (“Pinky Gang Mafia”):
the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle smoocher:
rubs the Greg

Pig fishing:
guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate:
gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon:
pu**y

Porta-Potty:
An escort that is hired by the client for the specific purpose of being defecated upon (urine and/or fecal matter). The escort is payed a premium for this as it’s a niche service that goes above and beyond standard intercourse. Although intercourse is often had in tandem with defecation, the porta-pottie’s primary role is one of humiliation and belittlement so that the client may feel empowered.

Prop 8:
gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa:
fake wannabe player

Puffydumbbell:
roid user

Purple crayon:
a black man’s Greg

Raisinets:
ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation:
those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund gap:
the huge gap between some women’s fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald McDonalds:
high-arching eyebrows

RVM:
red vest mafia (valet attendant)

Sevenhead:
means “Yes I ride the Short Bus!”

Sewerfront:
waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM (“Scissor Gang Mafia”):
people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys:
trannies

Shim:
a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital:
hospital for shims

Shman:
female type of man

Shopping bags:
droopy boob job or +2’s

Shotgun:
a slutty chick. One cock and she’s ready to blow
Shougar:
a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic:
addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski jumper:
big or long nose

Slant f*cker:
guy who only likes f*ckin Asian chicks
Slim slow diet:
a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body…“Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet.”

Sloon:
a chick that looks like she’s mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug:
ugly slut

Snicker Licker:
white girls who only like black guys
Soldier:
a member of the
Dirty
Army; a fan/supporter of
thedirty.com

Sorostitute:
a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job:
a boob job

Spongebob:
a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
Stallone:
a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff:
juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong:
face lift too tight

Sugar butt:
a gay guy

Summer teeth:
some are here, some are there

Superhighway gap:
boobs miles apart

Synchronized sucking:
what aquaf*gs do

Talons:
ugly toes

Tenderfoot:
gay or feminine

Thunderstorm:
extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:
2-pac fat reference
Top Ramen:
a person that is broke

Tranimal:
animal tranny

Tranny:
a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-tip:
she can try the tip

Trough feeder:
an obese female

Trout:
an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or “swim upstream”

Trout mouth:
looks like a fish

Tuna factory:
chick who has nasty-lookin p*ssy lips…“That chick’s got a tuna factory goin on down there.”

Unbeweavable:
lots of weave

WNBA:
a tall female who is manly

Would you?:
means “would you screw this chick?”

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