Skidboot 'The Smartest Dog In The World'
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Authors: Cathy Luchetti
Skidboot
Skidboot
The Smartest
DOG
In The World
A True Story written by Cathy Luchetti
Based on the Screenplay by Joel Carpenter & Guillermo Machado
SKIDBOOT
. Copyright © 2013 by Naretev Publishing
All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, write to the publisher, addressed "Attention: Permissions Coordinator," at the address below.
Naretev Publishing
2113 Wells Branch Pkwy
Suite 6700
Austin, Texas 78728
Cover artwork © by Naretev Publishing
Cover design by Vlad Berea
Skidboot Photos Courtesy of Bob Ritchie and The Hartwig Family.
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Publisher's Note: This story is based on Actual Events and although it is a work of nonfiction, some of the names, characters, places, and incidents have been fictionalized for privacy reasons. Locales and public names are sometimes used for atmospheric purposes. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or to businesses, companies, events, institutions, or locales is completely coincidental.
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ISBN-10: 0989417727
ISBN-13: 978-0-9894177-2-3
CONTENTS
Dedication
Foreword
Acknowledgements
Prologue
22. David's incredible Breakthrough
38. What a Real Dog Trainer Would Do
42. Don't Call it 'Stupid Tricks'
43. Roll, Fetch and Meet the Fans
45. The Phantom of the Mayflower
57. Walking the Pet Star Plank
Epilogue
Author's Bio
Backstory
In memory of my brother, Francis Colligan, who called me up a few years ago and said, “Cathy, have you ever heard of a dog called Skidboot?”
Author's Note: The warp and woof of Skidboot's life is true to fact…but with a tweak or two. Chronology gives way to story, with the belief that a good narrative often creates its own detours. Many situations are conceived as possibilities within the story's context. Names are altered for the sake of privacy. Some good citizens of Quinlan, Texas might be fuddled by these changes, but consider this creative nonfiction, Texas style.
"I had long been of the opinion that dogs are much cleverer than men. I also believed that they could talk, and that only a certain obstinacy kept them from doing so."
—Nikolai Gogol, ""Memoirs of a Madman"
"God gives you a dog, you do the responsible thing. He gives you an extra smart dog, you go where that leads you."
—David Hartwig
FOREWORD
by
Dr. Steven "Bo" Keeley, Worldwide Veterinarian,
Commodities Consultant, World champion racquetball star, and author of
'Executive Hobo, Riding the American Dream'
I grew up sneaking kibble from dog dishes before becoming a veterinarian and consider my taste in canine books highly trained. This book is gourmet. A blend, not a mix because that wouldn't be authentic. This book recalls John McCormick's
Fields and Pastures,
James Herriot's
All Creatures Great and Small,
and certainly Louis L'Amour's great story telling, along with a dash of scientific spice.
Skidboot
is the smartest dog in the world, a fictionalized biography that will have you scratching the kennels for pups that might grow up or be like the protagonist, and searching the bookshelves for more Cathy Luchetti animal stories and true westerns. Skidboot the real dog and
Skidboot,
the biography based on the screenplay, are destined to follow Lassie and Rin Tin Tin straight past Snoopy into the hearts of every reader and become the next mischievous, loveable and, yes, most intelligent, advisor to humankind.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Special thanks to David Hartwig for freely sharing his story, for his candid reminiscences as well as many colorful, probing, psychological insights. To Joel and Guillermo, whose lively screenplay provided the roadmap, and to my son Zachary Luchetti, for editing advice and his ever-creative phrasing. Thanks to my husband, Peter Hadreas, for his loving support and excellent advice. And to Rebecca and Myles Colligan, niece and nephew. And to Veterinarian Steve Keeley, for his doggone helpful insights.
PROLOGUE
"Skidboot?" Oprah flashed her huge smile. The dog put out his paw. Oprah looked terrific in lavender while Skidboot's green kerchief wasn't bad. Dressing a dog for national television made David Hartwig uneasy, but so did everything else on this Tuesday morning on the Oprah show. Here he was anyway, nerves or not, and so was his dog.
Better just get through it.
Reporters called his dog "Zen like," which might or might not be true. Skidboot had lockfire concentration and right now, he was frozen into pointer position, one paw curled up, nose straight, staring at the toy.
"What's he doing, David?" Oprah beamed another of her crowd-pleasing smiles.
"He's sneaking up on his toy." David choked back the word "ma'am" and smiled instead. "It may sound simple but he's got his own style." On command, Skidboot advanced in panther mode, belly low, stalking, eyes fixed, barely moving, not a muscle out of place. Inch by inch, he drew closer.
"Now stop."
The dog froze, eyes pinpoints.
By now everyone who tuned in knew that Skidboot was waiting for the count of three to magically break free and claim his toy.
"One – two – six – seven –fourteen – twenty nine."
You could feel the frustration.
"...seventeen – forty – five- twelve..."
There were about 9 million more numeric combinations he could cite, but Hartwig could feel the crowd's anxiety as they watched the dog, frozen as a popsicle. They were anxious because they wanted the dog to do well, to not move, and to not screw up. They didn't trust that an animal could obey for this length of time. Hartwig looked bored with it all until softly, like an oversight, he slipped in "three."
Skidboot collapsed onto the toy. Oprah drew in her breath and clapped while five hundred people roared. David Hartwig stood there, stunned again, for the hundredth time, that he was on live television leading his Blue Heeler through his paces. Just a few weeks ago in a taxi heading down Fifth Avenue in New York, he told the cabbie that he was a simple man who lived in a double wide on a small ranch in a pit stop in Texas and had no idea what he was doing here. The cab driver nodded sympathetically but wasn't convinced. They were headed for NBC after all. Really?
The question that the cabbie didn't ask was bound to come up.
Oprah was the next one to ask it.
"David, how did you and Skidboot get started with all this?"
Slowly, as if on cue, Skidboot turned around and stared at David, almost as if Oprah had asked him the question. He stared long and hard, as if searching the man's face for an answer, and finding something familiar there, something that felt like what he wanted, Skidboot relaxed. And in that moment when the tension flowed out, everyone swears that the dog smiled.
David Hartwig was used to this and so was Skidboot. They looked at each other. It had been one heck of journey, and longer than a hound's tooth.
CHAPTER ONE
Heeler History
The Blue Heeler dropped her litter behind a granite outcropping in the Australian outback. She was agile, muscular, rank as a wolf. She turned and tongue-slapped her puppies into the world, grooming them with every lick, calming the tiny hearts that raced with excitement. The world made them squirm--Grass! Sky! Wind!--but her tongue relaxed them, helped them secrete more digestive juices to better absorb food, while their bodies rocked in a healing sea of neurochemicals. These chemicals are not much different than those the pharmaceutical world buys and sells: beta-endorphins, oxytocins and more. Soon she pushed them aside and stood up, shaking her pelt. Her tail hung at a slight curve. Her feet were round with short toes. Her skull was broad with wide-set ears, but her coat marked her as a Heeler, generally known as an Australian cattle dog. She wore a smooth, dense coat of frosty grey and black, oddly speckled with blue. She glanced down at the pups and almost sneered. Poor things. They were solid white. It would be months before their beautiful speckled coats grew in.
She shook herself. Time to get back to work. Every Australian cattle dog worked hard and loved to work. She had taken enough vacation from her job of herding cattle. Heelers could nip and snap a herd into shape faster than any man on a horse. Proudly, they worked the stock, fast and forceful, able to drive the cattle for days under a sweltering sun, through blinding desert sandstorms.
The Australian pioneers of the 1800's were creative survivors, beefing up the weak English breeds of dog that could never handle the rigors of the new continent. One veterinarian in Sydney threw Dingo, Kelpie, German Shepherd, and Kangaroo Hound into the mix, creating a breed swift as a snake, and tough. This odd lot mongrel made its way to the United States and was known as the Australian Cattle Dog of America, aka, the Blue Heeler. This new dog probably had traces of Dingo plus Blue Merle Collie, possibly Dalmatian and even Bull Terrier
