Authors: Evan Hunter
Dear Will,I met a girl last night who said she knew you. (Actually, what she said was “Your brother and I are acquainted.”) Anyway, I gave her your address, and she said she might write. Her name is Margie Penner, are you “acquainted”? She seemed a bit
fast,
brother dear.So now what? I swear, Will, I’m having the darndest time trying to keep up with your meanderings. You left Mississippi on the sixth of May, and this is only June 11th, so I guess you’re still in California. But when do you go into the pilot pool, and where
is
the pilot pool (Are enlisted men allowed to swim with you guys, hee-hee) and does this mean you’ll be going overseas before long? (Daddy says I shouldn’t ask you about when you’re going overseas because you can’t answer me, anyway, but how about a little hint, huh?)I guess you’re just panting to know what’s new here in the Windy City, ho-hum. Iris and I went to see Vaughn Monroe at the Chicago Theatre Tuesday night, he of the gravelly tonsils and the lunar speed contest. He’s got a pretty good band, though I must say l’s reactions were largely glandular, swooning and flopping all over the place like a salmon going upstream to lay her eggs. (Oh my! Naughty naughty Lindy!) She’s been dating a boy who works in the grinder room at Daddy’s mill. Actually she met him here one night when we had some kids over listening to records and he came to deliver some papers Daddy had left at the office. He’s 4-F because of a heart murmur. It’s my guess that I is developing a heart murmur of her own, though, judging from the way she talks about him all the time. But V. M. gave him a little competition Tuesday night.I am now busily reading
A Tale of Two Cities
in
Classic Comics
for a test coming up next week in Miss Lougee’s English class. (I think you had her when you were a junior, she’s the one with the long nose and the teaspoon figure, a charmer altogether.) She marks on a curve, and the highest grade on the last quiz she gave was a 47! I guess that gives some indication of the wisdom she’s distributing to us little adolescent minds, huh? Speaking of little adolescent minds, Dumbo, how about writing once in a while? I know you’re a very big officer now in charge of Air Force personnel, planes, landing fields, bases and parachutes (not to mention that big pool where you won’t let the enlisted man swim, shame on you!) but perhaps you will now and then think fondly of your bratty little sister back here in Chicago and drop her a line other than those change-of-address cards you’re always shooting off.Guess who’s home?And guess who went out with him?Me!And I won’t tell you who.Your mysterious sister,Lindy
P. S. Who’s Ace Gibson, he sounds a dream! Bring him home on your next furlough!
That’s an order!
Dear Will,Remember me? I’ll bet you don’t. We met at Michael Mallory’s house one New Year’s Eve, and spent a little time together, remember? I guess you’re wondering how I got your address. Well, I’ll tell you.The U.S.O. on Michigan and Congress has this system where girls who want to help out can give private parties in their houses. There has to be a chaperone, of course, and whoever's giving the party has to provide for refreshments and all that. It’s a very nice way for servicemen to meet people in a homey atmosphere. There are so
many
servicemen in Chicago these days. Anyway, I have a week’s vacation (I’m working at The Boston Store now, and my mother said it would be all right if I contacted the U.S.O. and arranged for such a party, which I did). But I was short of girls because I needed around a dozen, so I asked the U.S.O. if they could help me get some nice girls for the party, and they gave me a list of about ten names, three of which came. Well, one of the girls was an attractive little blonde, seventeen years old, with a very cute figure and blue eyes that reminded me of a fellow I had met one New Year’s Eve. We got to talking and her name turned out to be Linda Tyler. Anybody you know? It was, naturally, your sister, and when I told her I had once met you, she said you might like to hear from me, and she gave me your address. I hope she was right.Well, well, so you’re a lieutenant now! That’s very exciting. What kind of airplanes do you fly? Your sister wasn’t sure. She said a P-38, I think. Is there such a plane? She also told me you’d be spending some time in California, you lucky thing. I’ll bet you’re as brown as a berry. I’ve never been to California. I’ll bet it’s very nice out there, though the weather here in Chicago is pleasant just now. Even got over to the lake for a little swimming the other day.Before I forget, I’m not sure this will reach you at the address your sister gave me because she didn’t seem to know how long you would be in Transition Training before you were shipped overseas, so I’m just taking a chance sending this to you at the Santa Maria Army Air Base, and hoping it will be forwarded to you if you’ve already left there. There was a boy I was corresponding with in the Marine Corps before he got killed, and they were very good about forwarding his mail to him wherever he went, though he had an F.P.O. address, and I see that you don’t have an A.P.O. yet. Well, I’ll just hope you get it, that’s all. I’ll hope, too, that your sister was mistaken about your being sent across. Now that we’ve landed in Normandy, the war should be over soon, don’t you think?Do you hear from Michael Mallory? Your sister said that he was a pilot, too. Well, I don’t seem to have much more to say. I hope you receive this letter, and I hope you’ll remember me, and answer it if you can.Yours truly,Margaret Penner
P. S. We don’t live on Halsted any more. My new address is:Miss Margaret Penner5832 South Princeton AvenueChicago, Illinois
Dear Will,The picture on the front of this card is me at Cape Cod. (Ha-ha) Here with Mommy alone just now, but Daddy will join us on the Fourth. How come the Air Force never sends you home? They sure are keeping you flying, lieutenant. (Ho-ho!) Our address here is: c/o Lambert, Truro, Massachusetts. Write, right?Love & stuff,Charlotte Wagner
Dear Will,I’m writing again because I thought my last letter might not have reached you.I guess you’re wondering how come all this activity when we haven’t seen each other for almost a year and a half now, and hardly knew each other even then. Well, I found you very interesting to talk to that night, and I thought it might be fun for both of us to start a correspondence. There are no ulterior motives involved here, Will, as I have a boyfriend at the University of Ohio who is in the Navy’s V-12 program there, and he knows I’m writing to you. I told him so when I spoke to him on the telephone last night. His name is Frederick Parker, Freddie for short. He’s from Edison Park, perhaps you know him.Well, enough about Freddie.I’m dying to know what it feels like to fly an airplane. Perhaps, if you have the time, you might describe it to me as I’m truly interested. I would imagine a person would be scared to death up there. Suppose you run out of gas or something? Do you fly with another person in the airplane with you, or are you all alone up there? Is it difficult to read all those instruments? In pictures I have seen, it looks like there’s a hundred of them.I suppose you’re very handsome in your lieutenant’s uniform, though Freddie would kill me if he could read that. (I won’t tell him if you won’t.) In case you’ve forgotten what I look like, I’m enclosing a picture I took at the lake a few Sundays ago. (Don’t mind the girl clowning around in front. She’s my girlfriend Louise.) I got a terrible burn the day the picture was taken, you should have seen me. I’m a redhead (I
guess
you remember) and it’s true what they say about redheads having very fair skin that boils in the sun.Well, I guess that’s all for now.
I Love A Mystery
goes on in about ten minutes, and I don’t want to miss it. Please tell me all about flying.Fondly,Margie