Sorting Out Sid (42 page)
Each kid had gone home with about four gifts and no one bothered to keep track of which were prizes and which were return gifts. By the end of it, no one seemed to care either. Sid had lost his patience only once, with a boy who kept pushing the others around. Sid had flicked his ear lightly to tell him off. The boy had gone crying to his stout mother and Sid was
glad that the kid had been rather incoherent in his description of ‘That Big Boy Who Hit Me.’
He had spent the rest of the party hiding from the stout mother who was stomping around in search of the big boy. He had simultaneously also been trying to avoid Neha’s mother who kept eyeing him coquettishly, trying to make conversation with him. Sid knew she hoped to be told again how sasky she was, so he had kept skipping away from her at the slightest excuse.
Now it was just Neha, Aditi, Krish and him who were left behind to clean up. Kapil had been amongst the last to leave and had even held out his hand to Sid for a goodbye handshake. Sid could sense a new grudging approval in his manner. Maybe it was just Sid’s imagination working overtime but perhaps Kapil was almost glad that Sid was around for Neha and Kippy. Who knew?
From the way he hugged Kippy, a bit awkwardly, and murmured that he would be seeing her again next Sunday, Sid knew that Neha and Kapil had finally reached some sort of an understanding. It was good, Sid thought. Kippy had the right to know her real dad
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even though Sid still privately thought Kapil looked mildly loony.
He opened his eyes as Neha lowered herself gingerly onto the sofa next to him. He asked, ‘Had fun?’
‘Yes,’ she said, rubbing her feet. ‘My feet are killing me, of course. But it was great. Even having Kapil here wasn’t so bad. And my mom didn’t criticize a thing!’ Her voice took on a wondering tone. ‘She was in such a good mood, today. Strange! Usually, she’s a little edgy about things being perfect at parties.’
Sid wisely refrained from providing Neha his theory about her mother’s good mood. Neha continued, ‘I’m just so glad
Kippy had fun. It’s really nice that she could spend the day with her friends.’ She flashed him a warm smile. ‘And me, with mine!’
He grinned back at her. Neither of them saw Aditi who had come up to ask Neha something. She stood hesitantly behind them. After about two seconds, she quietly tiptoed back into the kitchen. Krish was piling dishes into the sink and she came up next to him. Aditi closed her eyes and stood on tiptoe. He looked surprised but then grinned in his easy, understanding way and bent down to give her a quick kiss. They proceeded to finish washing the dishes together.
‘So, I’ve got a return gift for you too,’ Neha told Sid after Kippy had been put to bed, and Aditi and Krish had left.
‘Really? I bet it’s one of Kapil’s forty.’
‘Nope,’ Neha said, lightly smacking him on the arm. ‘This one’s totally from me.’
She got off the sofa and disappeared into her studio and came out dragging a large, flat, square package. It was neatly wrapped, but Sid instinctively knew what it was.
He drew in a sharp breath. ‘It’s the Gate, isn’t it?’
She nodded, smiling at him and pushed it towards him. ‘I know you need new stuff to do up your place. I thought you could use it somewhere.’
‘Neha…’
‘Seriously. I decided to give it to you a long time back. I was just waiting for the right moment.’
Sid didn’t have anything to say. ‘An original Neha, wow!’ he murmured and she smiled, rolling her eyes.
He had a fleeting thought which he immediately recognized as inappropriate. He shot a glance across the room and then
looked back at Neha in a guilty manner. He reached out to take the painting from her hands saying, ‘Thanks so much.’ But she had noticed.
‘What is it, Sid?’
‘Nothing, nothing,’ he assured her, ‘it’s just too much, you know, it’s…’
But his glance at the far wall had given him away. She followed his gaze, and then smiled knowingly. ‘You want the beer painting instead, don’t you?’
‘No, no…’
‘It’s okay, you can have that, too.’
‘Really?’ He was unable to hide his excitement. He placed the package carefully against a chair and then practically skipped over to envelop her in a hug. ‘It’ll be perfect for my bar area…’
When he pulled back, he saw her face was as amused as it was pleased. ‘You know … you’re a bit of an idiot, Sid.’
‘Yes.’ He had to admit it was a fairly accurate description. He continued in a light, cheerful tone, ‘But I’m working on it.’ He gave her a meaningful look. ‘I’ll get by with a little help from my friends.’
She smiled and he continued, his tone more serious now, ‘I’m still … sorting myself out. You know? Work in progress.’
Neha stepped forward and slipped her hand through his. ‘That’s okay, Sid. We’re all still figuring it out.’
They stood there for a while, in a silence more comfortable than ever before. Sid knew she was right, of course. They were all still figuring it out. And that was fine.
Things were just as they were meant to be.
M
y heartfelt thanks to:
My sister, Gitanjali Lal, for her intelligent, early feedback that helped to shape this story.
My friend, Kunal Ganju, for his consistent encouragement at crucial moments as I was writing this book.
The HarperCollins team
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Karthika VK, Shantanu and Ramona from Editorial; Arijit and Shuka from Design; Sameer, Neeraj, Simran, Arcopol, Ayushi and Natasha from Sales & Marketing. These guys rock.
My children
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Peanut, Pickle and Papad
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who learned that even when Mama was tapping away furiously at the computer in her pajamas, it still fell in the category of ‘working’.
My father-in-law, Papaji, for his practical and sound advice about life, work and everything. His mere presence at home has a wonderful calming effect.
My husband, Vijay Sharma, who has been such a great support in so many ways that it’s impossible to actually list them.
Finally, there’s good ol’ Mother
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Chitra Gouri Lal, who will one day have a book written about her, perhaps even with her permission. Just kidding, Ma. A little.
Caution! Marriage Ahead…
Yashodhara, a quick-tempered gal from the big city, is hitched to Vijay, a laidback desi boy from a small town
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in one word, Trouble! The young couple must learn to adjust to married life and to each other
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whether it is Yashodhara’s ‘tamper tentrums’ or Vijay’s foot-in-mouth syndrome
–
with a little help from their idiosyncratic staff, Zarreena and Vinod, their nutty friend Vivi and, of course, their respective families.
With the unexpected arrival of baby Anoushka, aka Peanut, the battles escalate, fuelled by their vastly divergent views on raising a child. Will their many differences
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so endearing at the start of their romance
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actually turn out to mean that they are just incompatible? Will they ever manage to agree on anything? Or have they just bitten off more than they can chew?
A fresh and honest take on marriage and parenthood, this is a story of self-discovery that will have you laughing out loud
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and sympathizing wholeheartedly with its quirky and likeable cast of characters.
Read sample chapters on
www.justmarriedpleaseexcuse.com
Yashodhara Lal is a graduate from IIM-Bangalore and has over twelve years of experience in marketing, mostly at Unilever and the HT Media group. She is also a trained dance-fitness instructor and a yoga enthusiast, amongst other things.
Yashodhara lives in Gurgaon with her husband Vijay, their three children Peanut, Pickle and Papad, and her wise and wonderful father-in-law, Papaji. You can check out her entertaining blog at
yashodharalal.com
, find her on
Facebook.com/yashodharalal
, or on
Twitter.com/yashodharalal
.
Her bestselling first book,
Just Married, Please Excuse
, is a hilarious account of life in the first few years of marriage.
Sorting Out Sid
is her second book.
First published in India in 2014 by
HarperCollins
Publishers
India
Copyright ©Yashodhara Lal 2014
ISBN: 978-93-5029-691-2
Epub Edition © January 2014 ISBN: 978-93-5029-692-9
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