Star Struck (7 page)

I shook my head, which turned out to be a terrible mistake. The whole room wheeled and split and I felt myself flying through the air, which was an illusion caused by Jack picking me up and thrusting me at light speed in the direction of the toilet, which we managed to reach before Catastrophe came calling at
Wotsit
-ville.

It took far, far longer than it should have, to bring up two packets of cheesy puffs. Between noisy heaves I could hear Jack on the phone, calling downstairs, and in a few minutes Felix arrived in the bathroom, overheated and with a lipstick mark on the side of his neck.

‘Whoa!' He looked down on me for a moment as I drooled bile into the toilet bowl. ‘You look crappy, darling.'

I rolled a bloodshot eye up at him and heaved a few more intestines closer to the waterline. To his credit, Jack brought me a glass of water, although I couldn't steady my hand enough to take it and he ended up feeding me sips, crouched next to the nasty-smelling toilet with me.

‘And you missed such a fantastic outing.' Felix patted my back ineffectually as another burst of retching caught up with me. ‘Gethryn is down there, chatting. You could have had your moment with him, if you hadn't been –' he cast an eye over Jack – ‘making friends up here.' And then, impatiently, ‘Surely there can't be anything
else
to bring up.'

A commotion in the bedroom, and both men turned. My already rock-bottom self-esteem managed a feat of geology to become even lower as Lissa's penetratingly nasal voice asked, ‘What are you all
doing
in there?'

Jack straightened up beside me. ‘We're looking after Skye.'

‘Well, fuck
you
.'

I managed to sit away from the toilet bowl for long enough to clock Lissa's expression of revulsion peering into the bathroom.

‘Jeez, Jack, you do pick them. Surely it doesn't take two of you. Felix, you could come back downstairs with me.'

‘Lissa and I met earlier,' Felix explained, and the way his eyes traced the contours of those very tight pink jeans spoke an absolute library. ‘So. You and Jack been together long?' He spoke to her without meeting her eye, which said even more.

‘Way,
way
too long. How about you, you two …?'

‘Oh, no, we're – look, it's a long story.'

All this was going on over my shoulder as the final crisps exited my system in the most undignified and, possibly, loudest, way imaginable. My eyes streamed from the effort, my nose trailed vomit and my head hurt. I just wanted to lie, very still, on the cool floor of the bathroom. Instead I had an audience.

‘Does she have a very low tolerance for alcohol?' Jack asked. ‘I only gave her a couple of glasses. What? Don't look at me like that, Lissa.'

‘Here we go again …'

‘No! No, this isn't like that, Liss.'

I could feel the blonde's eyes on me. They didn't seem particularly angry, as I would have expected from a girl finding her boyfriend, however ‘ex' the nature of the relationship, embroiled with another woman. She looked more sad. ‘If you say so. But if you'd rather chat to some whacked-out, beat-up English chick than
me
, man, you have your priorities
way
wrong.'

‘Lissa, you didn't want to talk, you wanted to harangue me about some director you've met that I need to know, nothing that's going to help me, just some bunch of
auteur
fuckwits who want cheap labour and a British accent to give credibility to their pseudo-porn.'

As I dribbled the remnants of my pathetic breakfast down my chin, Felix grinned at me. ‘Aren't other people's lives
fun
? You see what you miss when you've got your face in someone else's flusher?'

‘I didn't exactly choose this position,' I said, round the drool.

Jack and Lissa had moved back into the bedroom to continue their argument. Felix grabbed my elbow and dragged me to my feet, keeping up the momentum so that we staggered through into the next room, with me still hunched forward over an invisible toilet. ‘Chucker-upper coming through, don't mind us, keep chatting amongst yourselves and thanks for the most
wonderful
insights into coupledom. Remind me to stay single forever, would you? Rather sand off my own nipples than go through this, okay, ready to make a dash to our room? And
here
we go.'

We shot out, down the corridor to our room, where Felix propped me against the wall. ‘Key?'

‘I don't have it. I thought …' A threatening belch erupted, ‘I thought you'd got it.'

‘Why would
I
take the key, when you were in the room?' He dropped his head into his hands in a moment of despair. ‘Thought you'd be there all morning, catching up on your beauty sleep. Oh, this is buggering
terrific
. And you – just breathe, my days of the mop and bucket are long behind me.'

I took a deep breath. ‘Won't the reception desk have a pass key?'

‘Suppose.' Felix turned to head towards the lift.

‘Don't leave me! Fe, please …'

With a dramatic sigh and a turn that was more flouncy than Cinderella's party frock, Felix came back and grabbed my elbow again. ‘All right. We'll both go down, but I am warning you now, any more vomit and you can spend the rest of the convention sitting outside in the yard with the kitchen boys Miguel and Carlo – cute, but put it this way, they're not much good to you.'

‘I'm sorry.' I tried to explain as we got into the lift, which was apparently working again, but now bore a sign in very large letters saying ‘three persons maximum'. ‘I really only had two glasses of wine … thought it would be fun, the Valium was stopping me feeling scared, it was boring being on my own and he asked me –'

‘And he was so cute you couldn't resist.' Felix looked sour. ‘Yeah, all right, ten out of ten for lusty thoughts, lover, but Jesus H-in-a-catsuit, you never,
never
drink on Valium, you got that?'

‘An hour ago that would have been good advice.'

‘I thought you knew.' The lift arrived on the ground floor and the doors sprang open to reveal that the foyer was packed with people coming and going, mingling, queuing out of the door of one room and round into another. Felix and I dropped into this crowd like a shovel full of shit in church.

I caught my breath and my hands sprang closed into defensive fists, even though our arrival went largely unnoticed. Everyone was too busy circulating, greeting, loud hails overhead trumpeted triumphant names as successfully autographed pictures waved. Toddlers chased one another through the forest of legs, and an occasional costumed figure progressed between the crowds in its own space.

I froze until Felix poked me in the back, prodding me towards the reception desk. I moved alongside him, hoping that no-one would register the stink of alcohol and vomit, until I could rest my elbows on the desk and drop my head into my hands. I stayed there, very, very still. I could hear Felix talking to someone but my brain had shut down and wouldn't even contemplate trying to make out actual words. It was enough of an effort to keep breathing.

‘Okay, babe. Antonio here says he'll come and open up for us.' I straightened up as Felix turned to me, momentarily forced to stand so close that he almost brushed my chin as a tight knot of people surged forward from one of the meeting rooms. They were all heading for the main doors, moving through a gap in the crowd caused by –

‘Shoot me, Fe. Please.'

If I'd thought being seen by Gethryn with a tucked-in top was the height of embarrassment, then being seen by Gethryn whilst smeared in my own sick was the depth and breadth of it. I wanted to close my eyes but didn't dare, since the dark brought back the swinging unsteadiness, and the acid-burn was already far too close to my tonsils for comfort.

Gethryn's voice travelled across the space between us and my ears quivered at the sound. ‘Look, I'm only going to stretch my legs. Sitting in that chair is playing havoc with my quads, you know? I'm not going to do a runner, if you stay in the line I'll be back signing in just a minute …' Oh, that deep Welsh accent. It poured into my ears like a molten love-letter. I wanted to hug every word to my chest, to memorise every intonation, but I didn't even dare to raise my gaze from the ghastly reception-area carpet. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Gethryn marching his way through the crowd, preceded by several large clipboard-carrying men who wore headsets and luminous Security vests. As he drew level with where Felix and I cowered, the crowd in front was as thick as the crowd behind and one of the guards had to go on ahead to forge a path, leaving Gethryn stationary opposite us.

He turned his head and met my eye.

In that second there was no crowd. No guards, no walkie-talkies, no shouting. Just Gethryn Tudor-Morgan, a stray wisp of hair fluttering in an unfelt breeze, gazing at me with his pure white shirt open at the neck to show a silver chain against his smooth skin. He was beautiful. From the soft expression in his amber eyes to the artful highlights in his flicked hair, he was poster-perfect. I was frozen with longing for him, until a sly burp rippled up to scald my back teeth with a wave of acidic saliva, which made my eyes water.

Sound rushed in, followed by movement and Gethryn being hustled on towards the doors. Just before the crowd filled the space between us again, he half-turned in my direction and dropped me the tiniest, cheekiest little wink you have ever seen, and my knickers would have erupted if I hadn't been feeling like a pile of second-hand crap.

Oh, and so embarrassed about the whole vomit-stained thing that I wanted to die.

‘I think he fancy you.' Antonio, a burly Hispanic guy with a receding hairline which was about to meet an increasing neckline, nudged me. ‘You be good girl and he maybe buy you drink.'

The retch that this thought engendered sent another dribble to join the stains already ornamenting my front, but at least we were moving towards the lift by then.

Chapter Eight

‘Well, that was fun. No, not fun, what's that other thing? Yeah,
pathetic
.' Lissa stomped around the room and Jack thought how much she resembled an angry stick insect. She turned her back on him and rested her hands on her hips, her shoulder-blades sticking out behind her like spines, her whole body all angles. ‘And why are you laughing? This ain't no laughing matter, Jackie, 'cos if she decides to take this to the press …'

‘What, getting sick-drunk in my room? Hardly headline material is it, even out here.' And anyway he hadn't been laughing at that, he'd been laughing at the thought that making love to Lissa had been like shagging a set-square. He shook his head, wondering why he'd ever done it, why he'd ever found that underfed-rabbit look attractive. The humour died as he remembered why, remembered all the things that had come associated with dating Lissa, all those things that had almost cut through his famed detachment. Fear, of the world, of
himself
, trying to forget who he was and what he'd done and the running, the endless
fucking
running. And then the pain. ‘Mind you, in this place it probably makes the papers when a cow craps.'

‘You would be surprised.' Lissa rummaged in her bag for her phone and checked it quickly for messages. ‘You wanna know why I
really
came schlepping over to this God-forsaken corner that's got more dust than my Aunt Effie's shelving unit? I came 'cos I'm worried about you. That last meet we had, you were wound tighter than I've ever seen you and this last little while you've been kinda weird, twitchy – and you're smoking more. And the one thing I
do
understand about you is that you smoke when you're stressed.'

Jack turned back to his laptop, using his interest in it as an excuse to keep his face averted. Whatever else she might be, Liss had always been good at reading his expressions, at knowing what he was thinking and at times like these he wasn't sure that staying friends had been such a good idea. ‘I'm fine. What about you? How're you doing these days, Liss?'

He could hear her careful breathing behind him. When she spoke again her voice was different, softer and without the top-note of complaint. ‘Hey. It's okay, I'm not blaming you. Some chick got drunk, not your fault. I've never blamed you, Jack, not for any of it.'

‘What about Geth? Does he come under this “blame moratorium” that you've got going? He's done a bloody good job of bringing both of us to our knees in his own, inimitable way.' And all Jack could see then was Skye's face, her wide blue eyes as she tried to hide her desperate crush, the little flush that broke out on her cheeks when she said Gethryn's name. ‘Please don't tell me that you're prepared to forgive and forget, Liss, you know how he operates – the moment you weaken he's in there like a dog with a new leg to hump.'

‘All I'm saying is, he's got his reasons. We're not all as strong as you.' He heard the soft step as she came across the carpet, and smelled that scent she used, so floral that it was surprising she wasn't mugged by bees every time she went outdoors. Her fingers closed on his elbow. ‘
I'm
not as strong as you.'

Another laugh broke from his throat, this one hollow and heavy. ‘Yeah, but it was all my fault in the first place, wasn't it? And now Gethryn's making me pay for it; just seeing his face every day is like having my nose rubbed in what I've done. Every day, Liss. Well, every day he can be bothered to get his starry arse out of bed and come to work, that is.'

Lissa said nothing, just stood, keeping one hand on his arm. Jack looked around the room but it wasn't the tacky wallpaper, the grim works of so-called art that hung askew, that he was seeing. His body might be nailed to Nevada but his mind was running free on the moors, and he suddenly felt the lack of huge grey skies and the solid ranks of hills like a pain. He pulled a face.
Okay, you miss the place. Now lock it away.

Lissa did that short sighing thing that drove him round the bend. ‘You can't blame me for thinking something's up though, Ice. I mean, here you are, up to your ass in talent and deadlines, and I find you shut up in here with some Limey chick throwing up like there's no tomorrow.'

‘Working well, Liss, I actually understood the majority of the words in that sentence. The actual order they appear in is a bit more problematic.' He twisted away from her hand back to his screen and tapped a few keys in a lackadaisical way. ‘Look, you're right, I feel … I dunno. I need some time. Why don't you head back downstairs, or, better still, go to your own room? Let me do what I have to here.'

‘And is part of what you have to do that spaced-out honey?' Lissa tucked some hair behind her ear, leaving the side of her face bare. It made her look vulnerable and Jack felt a pang in his chest. Sometimes the shadow cast by what had gone before hung long and low over his life, like a sundial at evening.

‘No.' He typed randomly, hoping she'd take the hint and leave. ‘You know me, Liss. Strictly hands-off policy. She's a Brit, I heard the accent, fancied talking to someone who doesn't think Stonehenge is a theme park.' There was no point in being more specific; Liss thought Dick-Van-Dyke-cockney was an accurate representation. ‘I get homesick, Liss, you know that.' Type, type. The quick brown fox jumped feverishly over the lazy dog, and then back again. Eventually Lissa's reflection dropped the scowl and gave a quick smile he wasn't sure he was supposed to have seen.

‘Homesick, huh. Nice that you admit to feeling anything, Iceman. I'll head back down then. See how the signings are going. Gauge interest for Sunday night, that kinda thing.'

‘You do that.' Type, type and it was only when the door swung closed behind her that Jack allowed himself to relax and look at what he'd written.

‘Why isn't anything ever
simple?
'