Survival of the Ginnest (19 page)
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Authors: Aimee Horton
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11 people like
this
Harris
- My children hate
me.
February 24, 2012 at 6:02
2 people like
this
Harris
is wondering what to do with the
monkeys on a wet day? The Monster has requested a bouncy
cARstle.
February 26, 2012 at 9:31
9 people like
this
Harris
wonders if CBeebies really
understands the impact of removing
Show Me
Show Me
from the 9am slot! When is she
meant to wee and eat chocolate without the horrible children
bothering her?
February 27, 2012 at 9:03
11 people like
this
Harris
is wondering which of The Monster’s
girlfriends will propose today and take him off her
hands?
February 29, 2012 at 7:58
3 people like
this
Harris
thinks that at 6am she really
doesn't give a
climb.
1, 2012 at 6:15
4 people like
this
Harris
didn’t just fall over a cone in the
middle of the road.
March
2, 2012 at 10:08
2 people like
this
Harris
is totally loving The Chubster’s
current repertoire of words: "ta" "daddy" "diddy" (that's me)
"cuddle" "don't touch" and as of tonight "hedgehog". There is also
the obvious shock that "pie" "cake" and "fat" aren't being uttered
yet.
March
4, 2012 at 11:33
3 people like
this
Harris
has just witnessed her daughter
lick the side of a cupcake, decide she likes it and shove THE
ENTIRE cake in her mouth. Like mother like
daughter.
March
7, 2012 at 13:36
9 people like
this
Harris
may have decided to roast some
chicken instead of going for a run. A
fter
all, you can’t run on your birthday, can you?
March
11, 2012 at 16:27
1 person likes
this
Harris
has been filming The Chubster’s
tantrum. She is currently on 11 minutes and
counting.
March
13, 2012 at 17:25
6 people like
this
Harris
is pleased to note that it only
took 40 minutes for The Chubster to stop tantruming. What made her
stop? The
Waybuloo
theme tune, of course.
March
13, 2012 at 18:01
8 people like
this
Harris
is very much looking forward to her
3 nights in the Sun without her lovely but loud
children!
March 15, 2012 at
19:23
7 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is a very lucky, very spoilt girl
on the "Weekend of Dottie”
March 17, 2012 at
18:56
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has just witnessed The Chubster
lick all the porridge off every teeny tiny bit of strawberry in her
breakfast before discarding them all on the
floor.
March 23, 2012 at
8:11
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
completed a whole 10k
run!
March 25, 2012 at
11:24
23 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is very sleepy.
March 25, 2012 at
18:31
6 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
would very much like her legs to
reattach themselves to her body please.
March 26, 2012 at
9:32
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
really wishes The Chubster and The
Monster would stop shouting at her from their bedrooms. Don't they
know it's time to open the bar?
March 27, 2012 at
19:15
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
-
It would be wrong to respond to a
3 year old who asks "Mummy, what's your problem?" with "YOU!”,
wouldn't it?
March 28, 2012 at
18:34
6 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is watching her daughter lie on the
floor and head butt the sofa, all because she wasn't allowed to
open the oven. Looks like we are going to rock up to nursery early
today.
March 29, 2012 at
7:45
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wishes The Chubster hadn’t been
quite so forceful when telling the hairdresser to “Don’t touch!”
during her first ever hair cut.
March 30, 2012 at
11:23
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is off to A&E with The Chubster
and a gash due to a “falling onto corner of the coffee table”
incident.
March 31, 2012 at
15:08
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
and The Chubster made it home. She
is now tucked up in bed with glued together eyebrow after being
very (not at all) brave!
March 31, 2012 at
19:32
16 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wishes chocolate digestives would
stop jumping out of the drawer and making her eat
them.
April 4, 2012 at
13:45
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
loves her son’s honesty. “You've
got a big, fat, wobbly belly, Mummy". Thanks. No,
really.
April 6, 2012 at
8:23
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
would really like The Monster’s
temperature to drop below 38, even just for half an hour.
:(
April 8, 2012 at
21:11
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
has had an eventful hour doing
crafts, finishing with The Monster telling her she needs a
shower.
10, 2012 at 10:18
9 people like
this
Harris
didn't really enjoy cutting her
daughter out of a poo-filled vest and sleep suit combo before her
first cup of tea this morning.
April
11, 2012 at 7:21
11 people like
this
Harris
is wondering if somebody will
collect her children from nursery so she doesn't have to go outside
in the rain :(
April
11, 2012 at 17:55
3 people like
this
Harris
is fed up of the daily “shorts and
high up sleeves” vs “jeans and low down sleeves” debate with The
Monster already. COME ON SUMMER!
April
18, 2012 at 8:01
4 people like
this
Harris
thought
My
Week with Marilyn
was
amazebogs.
April
21, 2012 at 21:34
7 people like
this
Harris
has just discovered where she will
be off-loading The Monster when he goes to
school!
April
23, 2012 at 9:35
16 people like
this
Harris
thought that the first time The
Chubster got out of bed and stomped through to see her was cute. 5
times later she's not so sure!
April
26, 2012 at 0:03
6 people like
this
Harris
has a dirty Chinese and wine. All
is good with the world!
April
27, 2012 at 20:01
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
- One good thing about wet weather:
Sunday Roast!
April 29, 2012 at
12:23
6 people like
this
Dottie Harris
"Mummy, do you have a
boyfriend?"
“Well... Yes...Daddy is
kind of my boyfriend. Do you have a boyfriend?"
“Yes, it's called Lucy and
Dylan. That's who my boyfriend is.”
April 29, 2012 at
18:56
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is fed up of looking outside into
the cold, wet, dark sky IN MAY.
May 1, 2012 at
11:29
2 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
hasn't had enough cups of tea to
cope with the amount of times she's been asked “Do ya know???"
already this morning.
May 3, 2012 at
7:47
9 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
HATES
Transformers.
May 4, 2012 at
10:18
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
thinks that if she hears the phrase
“Let's burn some rubber on HotRod highway" one more time a toy car
and two children may end up in the bin.
May 5, 2012 at
7:03
9 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
had a lovely date night, and now
that she's had a 10 hour sleep and McMuffin (with hash brown) is
looking forward to getting her monkeys back x
May 6, 2012 at
10:38
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
thinks her morning cup of tea in
bed would be much more relaxing if one child wasn't head-butting
her stomach while the other is tickling her feet.
May 7, 2012 at
9:03
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is beginning to doubt that The
Chubster is her daughter. She just turned down a Milky Way for a
banana.
May 8, 2012 at
14:13
6 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is feeling a bit sick after The
Monster said he wasn't thirsty because he's licked the rain off his
best friend’s car.
May 9, 2012 at
16:02
5 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
-
Dear Chubster, if you don’t sleep
tonight I’m swapping you for pizza. Love you. Mummy
x
May 14, 2012 at
19:09
21 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
thinks that "has been a tad trying"
is the only phrase which she can use on here to describe the last
two hours without somebody sending the social services around
(please).
May 14, 2012 at
19:34
8 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
wishes The Chubster wouldn't tell
her that she wants the television on in the lounge by hitting her
on the head with the remote control.
May 19, 2012 at
8:11
4 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
doesn't like to brag but thinks her
G&T prawns are amazing!
May 19, 2012 at
20:48
3 people like
this
Dottie
Harris
is thinking The Monster's potential
school uniform is rather dull.
Why
