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not put a massive dinosaur
on the front instead of a tree?

May 21, 2012 at
14:28

8 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is thinking that as she's tired,
maybe the kids need an early night. FAT CHANCE.

May 21, 2012 at
18:01

2 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has two exhausted, fast asleep
children, worn out from Nan and Granddad garden fun
x

May 27, 2012 at
19:23

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
needs to know when the "getting
every single toy out in every single room across the entire house
all at once" (aka house carnage) stage ends,
please.

May 28, 2012 at
13:58

17 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is regretting thinking “Oh a salad
would be lovely tonight" and is wishing she'd bought pizza and
chocolate.

May 31, 2012 at
19:11

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is starting to tire of telling her
son to “put the mouse back in the house”.

June 1, 2012 at
10:37

9 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is thinking that judging by the
tantrum her daughter has just had, she doesn’t like dressing up as
Fa … BATman.

June 1, 2012 at
17:08

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
and the children are wearing paper
crowns to celebrate the Queen at breakfast time.
Rocking

June 3, 2012 at
8:29

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
knows the game of “chase across the
landing” will end in tears but is going to sit back and see who
cries first.

June 7, 2012 at
18:47

7 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
really wishes The Chubster hadn't
changed the channel to ITV2 then run off and hidden the
remote.

June 8, 2012 at
09:28

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has actually managed to PACK LIGHT
and is ready for SPAIN!!
June 9,
2012 at 23:16

9 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is enjoying the sun quite a lot,
and is perhaps hoping it's raining lots in the UK because she's
that smug.
June
17, 2012 at 11:08

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is still frantically working out
how she can stay in Spain drinking bubbles by the
BBQ.
June
19, 2012 at 21:19

2 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is not particularly happy about
being home.
June
21, 2012 at 18:01

2 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
thinks if one more person asks if
she is "sure" that The Chubster is really not two yet, or randomly
comes up just to say “She's a huge lass isn't she?" she may get
stabby.
June
23, 2012 at 15:13

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
i
s not
happy about the new obsession with
The
Power Rangers
. According to The Monster,
her Samurai skills are in need of some work :(
June
25, 2012 at 11:08

8 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is taking The Monster for his first
school settling in tomorrow and is wondering if he can make it
through the whole session without shooting web at the
teachers.
June
26, 2012 at 19:57

23 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is enjoying this beautiful summer’s
da … oh.
June
28, 2012 at 11:39

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just discovered just how sore a
loser she is after losing Pirate Pursuit
legitimately.
July 1,
2012 at 16:29

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has finally determined that when
The Monster said he was “resigning” from pre-school he actually
meant graduating.
July 2,
2012 at 10:19

9 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
would like to point out to The
Monster that even if you don't like the school uniform you still
have to wear it, and no, Spider-Man suits aren't a better
substitute.
July 5,
2012 at 17:56

5 people like
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Dottie
Harris
is very much looking forward to
putting an over tired Green Gogglin to bed.
July 5,
2012 at 18:49

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has the kids in bed, 7pm on the
dot. Now for wine, STAT!
July 5,
2012 at 19:01

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just been informed that The
Monster wants a Ben10 party NOT Spider-Man. The only thing which
can describe her current emotion is
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
July
10, 2012 at 11:23

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
would like to thank tea for helping
her get through a particularly stressful episode of
Postman Pat
. Not sure
who will win the race but excited about the final moral to the
story!
July
15, 2012 at 7:35

11 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just been informed by The
Monster that he is “Fed up of putting up with my
sister.”
July
15, 2012 at 18:45

14 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
went to the farm without the
pushchair today. She now needs a takeaway and a gin to recover from
THAT 3 stone work out.
July
17, 2012 at 19:19

18 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just had to break up a bite
fight followed by breaking out the Savlon. Bad
times.
July
21, 2012 at 9:23

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
would like to apologise to the
couple in the pub for the
Ben10
water camera incident.
July
22, 2012 at 17:55

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
really doesn't want to hear “Hello,
Puppy calling..." ever again.
July
23, 2012 at 7:54

9 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is enjoying having her coffee
without constant narrative.
July
25, 2012 at 14:08

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is regretting downloading "Let's
Get Ready to Rumble" for the kids. Five replays in a row and it's
starting to grate.
July
26, 2012 at 18:38

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
really wishes her daughter would
stop beating her son up.

July 29, 2012 at
17:21

2 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just realised she's been
wearing Ben10 socks IN PUBLIC all day.

July 29, 2012 at
20:47

5 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
thinks it's too early in the day to
be hunting for lost pirate patches.

July 30, 2012 at
6:19

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
isn't that fond of the name “Mummy"
right now.

August 1, 2012 at
20:01

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has been jumped on by the heaviest
toddler in the world. Winded doesn't cover it!

August 2, 2012 at
8:01

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has just been hit on the face by a
slice of toast. Nutella side up.

August 3, 2012 at
8:32

8 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
really does not appreciate there
being fat toddler poo on her sofa.

August 4, 2012 at
15:26

7 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
totally isn't broody after cuddling
a GORGEOUS laughing baby. She also can't repeat what her husband
said when she used the phrase “What harm would one more
do?".

August 5, 2012 at
19:11

12 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is doing frantic Amazon party decor
buying.

August 6, 2012 at
10:01

2 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
has a super excited 4 year old!
Happy birthday, little man. Glad we’ve managed to keep you alive
another year x

August 7, 2012 at
6:04

29 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is armed with gin and setting to
creating a Spider-Man themed party.

August 8, 2012 at
19:36

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is thinking a cardboard box rocket
with a blanket roof is rather hot work on a sunny
day.

August 10, 2012 at
11:21

3 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
didn't realise how quickly wax
crayons melted in a conservatory before she sat on a ready melted
one in her new dress.

August 10, 2012 at
15:01

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is witnessing a particularly bad
case of man flu. The Monster "can't walk" as his "whole body
hurts". THREE insect bites are the cause.
Give.Me.Strength.

August 13, 2012 at
11:01

7 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
thinks that when she says to The
Monster “Flush the toilet please" she does not want the response to
be "NO, YOU DO IT OR I WILL PUT YOU IN IT". Bar is
open.

August 13, 2012 at
19:08

4 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is slightly embarrassed that she's
the only parent at crazy golf who not only requested a score card
but is keeping actual score.

August 14, 2012 at
14:23

13 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is having a cup of tea. She's in
bed, it's still hot, it's quiet and nobody has dribbled milk into
her nose. Thanks Mum x

August 17, 2012 at
7:54

9 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is
hiding in the kitchen "putting
stuff away" to avoid a sandy bath time after a lovely day at the
beach!

August 18, 2012 at
18:43

6 people like
this

 

Dottie
Harris
is still unconvinced by yellow nail
varnish.

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