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Authors: Chris Jordan

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lawyers, guns and money

E
nrico Vargas’s office is located in a seedy brick building that houses, among other enterprises, a video-rental outlet calling itself Entertainment Express, hiding behind a blocked-out, street-level window. Porno for sure. Shane shrugs, as if to say he expected no less: low-rent lawyer in low-rent location. Inside the foyer we stop to check out the listings for office suites, and find Vargas advertising himself as “Attorney to the People—Free Consultation,” which makes me expect to find a waiting room full of scamming whiplash clients.

The dingy hallway actually lifts my spirits. I’m thinking a cut-rate shyster hasn’t got the resources of, say, a midtown law firm. Which from my point of view is a good thing.

“What if he’s not in?” I ask, needing to fret about something. “What if he’s out staging a fender bender?”

“He’s in,” Shane assures me as we mount the stairs to the second floor. “I took the liberty of making an appointment.”

“And he agreed to see us?”

“He agreed to see a man who thinks he has a case against a local McDonald’s. Second-degree burns from hot fat on the French fries.”

“You lied to him?”

“I gave him a reason to be here,” Shane says with a grim smile.

Strange how my perceptions have changed. A few days ago the idea of a man lying for me would have been repugnant. Now it pleases me.

As it happens, Attorney Vargas does not occupy one of the euphemistically listed office suites. He simply has access to a so-called conference room, in reality a bare, beige-walled cubicle barely large enough to contain a battle-scared table and several heavy chairs. No waiting room, no gum-snapping receptionist and no shifty-eyed clients faking injuries from accidents that never happened. No windows, even. Just a briefcase, a tablet of yellow-lined paper, a cell phone and Enrico Vargas himself, slitting open his mail with a chromed letter opener.

Vargas, I must admit, is more impressive than I anticipated, given the modest surroundings. He’s a handsome, heavyset gentleman in his midthirties with an unruly mop of thick, dark hair, cheerful brown eyes that beam with intelligence and a very engaging smile that shows off his white and perfect teeth. His dark blue suit isn’t quite of Armani quality, but he wears it well, and it’s a far cry from the off-the-rack sacks favored by ambulance chasers, at least those I’ve seen depicted on television cop shows.

“Welcome, I think,” says Vargas, eyeing us with a kind of resignation, as if he’s used to deceitful clients, and reluctantly prepared for every eventuality. “I’m looking for a bandage, Mr. Shane. Don’t see a bandage. Burns require a bandage.”

“I’m a quick healer. May we sit?”

“Sure, sit.” He lays the letter opener carefully on the table, nudging it away with his plump pinkie finger, as if afraid it might bite like an ungrateful client. “Is this Mrs. Shane?” he asks, directing his high-beam smile at me. “Are you a quick healer, too?”

“My name is Katherine Bickford. Sound familiar?”

Takes a moment, but he recognizes my name.

“Aw shit,” he says, affecting to be terribly disappointed in us. “Either of you carrying a concealed weapon by any chance?”

“I am,” says Shane.

“You going to use it?”

“Not unless provoked. We’re just after a little information, Mr. Vargas. Nothing that should trouble you.”

“My friends call me Rico.”

“We’re not your friends.”

Vargas sighs, resigned to whatever trouble we’re bringing to him. “You never know. I’m quite lovable once you get to know me. First let me apologize for the humble surroundings,” he says, indicating the small and dreary room. “I pretty much live in the courthouse and work out of my briefcase, so why waste all that money on an office?”

“You’re a criminal lawyer,” Shane says, making it sound like an accusation.

“A good one, too,” Vargas says. “Mrs. Bickford, you find yourself in need of another attorney, keep me in mind. I’m licensed in Connecticut. Probably bill a whole lot less than whoever you’ve got now.”

The offer has me nonplussed—can he be serious? Shane sees me about to stammer and interjects, “Mrs. Bickford already has very adequate counsel, Mr. Vargas. As I’m sure you’re aware. We’re here to ask a few questions about the custody suit you filed on behalf of Teresa Alonzo.”

“Sorry,” Vargas says lightly. “No can do. Shane, are you a cop? I get this cop feel about you.”

“Licensed investigator,” Shane responds in the clipped, don’t-mess-with-me tone he hasn’t used since our initial contact on the phone.

“Investigator used to be a cop,” Vargas decides, continuing to study him the way a wary zoo attendant studies a caged tiger. “Not a beat cop, either. You’re more the cerebral type. Feds, was it?”

Shane shrugs, as if he doesn’t want to waste time trading guesses. “You can check me out later, Mr. Vargas. I’m sure you’ve got your sources. Right now the subject is you. How a guy who stands in the back of night court hoping for a Public Defender assignment gets himself involved in a kidnapping scheme.”

“Kidnapping?” Vargas looks like he’s suddenly developed intestinal distress. “You serious?”

“Let me guess,” Shane says, leaning his long arms on the table. His splayed-out hands no more than a few inches from the attorney’s plump, manicured fingers. “This lady calling herself Teresa Alonzo comes out of nowhere, drops a nice little fee in your briefcase. Says all you have to do is file the papers.”

“Whoa. Back up. You just said
kidnapping,
” Vargas says. “That’s a very ugly word. Please explain.”

“You’re part of a conspiracy, Mr. Vargas. That’s my explanation. Maybe you don’t know the details—maybe you didn’t want to know—but now the shit has hit the fan and you’re in it up to your size seventeen neck.”

Vargas touches his collar and sighs. “Go on,” he says. “Insult me all you want.”

“The custody suit you filed? It’s part of a kidnap/murder. Mrs. Bickford’s boy was snatched at a Little League game. She was held against her will. Her bank accounts were ransacked. A cop got killed. Her son is still missing. And there’s an excellent chance that the papers you filed are part of a conspiracy to divert the investigation for a few crucial days. When they get around to checking out Miss Alonzo and find out she’s no more the birth mother of Tommy Bickford than I am, you’ll be hung out to dry. All for what? Five hundred? A thousand? I bet the paperwork was already done, all it needed was your signature. A service you provide for certain clients. Clients with cash, I’m betting.”

I get the impression Rico Vargas isn’t listening very intently to Shane, not to the particulars. Something is clicking over in his nimble brain, calculations based on one or two of Shane’s details. If I’m not mistaken, the look in his eyes betrays worry, if not outright fear. “I think you should both leave now,” he announces. “I really can’t discuss these matters.”

“Give us Alonzo’s street address,” Shane demands, sounding very much like a police detective who won’t take no for an answer. “Give us her address, and we walk.”

Vargas shakes his head regretfully. Wanting us to think he’d really love to help, were it not for his deep moral conviction that he can’t betray a client. “No can do. I’d be breaking confidentiality. I’m afraid we have nothing further to discuss.”

“Give it up, Mr. Vargas,” Shane suggests, not bothering to disguise an air of barely restrained menace. “Any way you want. Write us a note. Walk out of the room and leave your briefcase behind. Say it in pig latin. Whatever method salves your conscience. But we’re not leaving without her address.”

Vargas sighs deeply, theatrically, and then has the nerve to look to me for support. “Please tell him, Mrs. Bickford. Threatening me will only get him in trouble.”

Something has been bubbling inside me for the last few minutes, a kind of outrage at the whole bantering conversation between the two men. How dare they quip and posture when the underlying subject of their conversation is my missing son!

“Tell him yourself, you son of a bitch!” I demand, waving the letter opener in front of the lawyer’s chubby, self-satisfied face. “That woman may have my son, do you understand! Tell us what we want to know, or so help me God I’ll poke your lying eyeballs right out of your head!”

Both men are shocked, but then, so am I. Who is this woman threatening a two-hundred-pound man with a sharp weapon? Has she lost her mind? I don’t even remember picking up the opener, so how did this happen?

The scary thing, the really scary thing, is that if I thought assaulting Vargas would get me back my son, I’d do it. Do it in a heartbeat.

Vargas has backed his chair against the wall, eyes clocking the waving blade of the letter opener. Ready to duck if I lunge.

“You’re a witness,” he tells Shane, pleading. “Your client has threatened to blind me.”

“It’s not exactly a switchblade, Rico.”

“Yeah? For your information people get killed with office implements all the time. I had a client once who murdered a guy with a tape dispenser.”

Shane shrugs calmly. “My advice, Rico? Take her very seriously. Think about it. How would you feel if it was your kid got snatched, and some fat shyster wouldn’t give up the name of a possible abductor?”

Something about Shane’s reasonable tone makes me lower the blade and toss it on the table, where it clatters like a cheap toy.

Vargas sighs in relief, then slyly retrieves the blade, slipping it into his briefcase.

“The address. I want to talk to this woman. I want to ask her about my son.”

Vargas stands up, as much to keep out of my range as to impose his size on the room. “I wish I could help, Mrs. Bickford. I really do. But I can’t.”

He’s about to add something else when his cell phone rings. He picks it up, flips it open with the dexterity of a man who lives and dies by phone connections. Raising a practiced finger to indicate that he simply has to take this call, and he knows we’ll understand. “Attorney Vargas,” he says, giving me an apologetic, just-be-a-minute smile. “Yeah, yeah,” he says into the phone. “Funny you should ask. No, of course not. Right here with me, yes.” He pauses, listening for a few beats, and his expression grows somber. “Uh-huh,” he says. “I suppose that’s a possibility.” Then he snaps the phone shut and stands up.

“I may have something for you after all,” he announces. “Wait right here. I have to return this call.”

“So return it here,” Shane suggests.

“Sorry, no, Mr. Fed. Has to be a secure location. Meaning I have to be able to talk freely without being overheard. I’m sure you understand.”

“We’ll come with you,” Shane suggests.

Vargas shakes his head, dislodging a thick lock of dark hair. “Not if you want any further information from me. That’s the deal. Five minutes.”

“Five?”

“Wait here. If you follow me, I can’t take the call.”

Shane glances at me and shrugs. “Five,” he says.

Vargas snags his briefcase, gives me a wink that implies my troubles will soon be over, and strides from the room, leaving the door ajar. He has that comfortable, fat man’s agility that suggests he’d be a good dancer, nimble and balanced and graceful. His feet pad down the hallway, seemingly in no particular hurry, and then he’s gone.

21
mr. smith goes to the bathroom

V
argas hurries. Some edge to the voice on the phone puts urgency into his normally measured pace. He’s keenly aware of how he looks in motion, preferring to glide into a room, using his bulk to impress, not to inspire smirks. Nobody likes to see a big man go too fast, unless they’re looking for comic effect, the old high-speed waddle perfected by funnymen from Fatty Arbuckle to John Candy. Vargas loathes the very idea. Thankfully the dimly lit hallway is vacant and nobody can see his blubber shifting from side to side, distorting the cut of his fine, Italian wool suit.

As he moves down the hallway he’s calculating whether or not to hit the mysterious Mr. Smith up for another fee. Vargas had been aware from the start that the custody suit wasn’t exactly kosher, that the custody filing was either a smoke job or a mindfuck of some kind. Smith had assured him that nothing would come of it—certainly he’d never have to appear in court—that the purpose of the suit was simply to intimidate Mrs. Bickford into settling out of court.

All along, Vargas had been assuming that the man who called himself Smith was the biological father, although he’d never claimed to be. Never said word one about why he was involved, or why he was acting for the mysterious Ms. Alonzo. Personally Vargas had his doubts that the woman really existed. Not that he really cared. Five grand in cash to file papers? Easy money. Now it didn’t look quite so easy, not with an investigator nosing around. Certainly not with the mother showing her face. And he absolutely had not envisioned that the filing might somehow have triggered a felony murder, or any felony whatsoever, other than the rather ordinary, everyday felony-intent he’d committed by pocketing Smith’s cash with no intention of reporting it on his Schedule C.

As Vargas backs into the communal bathroom he already has his cell phone in hand, ready and waiting for Smith to call back. His idea of a secure location is somewhere he can’t be overheard by the hard-eyed investigator. What was his name, Shane? Ought to be Shame, for fibbing to set up an appointment.

The big man stares at the tiny little cell screen, willing the phone to trill. Can’t simply call back because Smith, who must be some sort of paranoid, has a blocked number. “Come on,” Vargas says to the silent cell phone. “I haven’t got all day.”

A toilet flushes. Vargas’s beefy heart does a flip-flop. Mother of God, he hadn’t checked to make sure no one was in the stall. And now he’s been caught talking to himself. He’s about to back through the door, find a closet or an unoccupied office, when the stall door opens and Smith himself steps out.

“Hey, Rico.”

Vargas is aware that he’s blushing. His face is hot, and tiny beads of sweat have begun to form along his hairline. That’s always been his response to being taken by surprise, which is just one more reason why he hates to be surprised, and orders his life to avoid the experience.

“You said five minutes, you’d call back,” Vargas protests.

“I thought this was better,” says the man who calls himself Smith.

“You were already in the building? Why didn’t you just say so?”

“Try and keep your voice down, Rico,” Smith suggests.

The smaller man slips behind the lawyer, throws the bolt on the door.

“This won’t take too long,” he says.

“I didn’t say a word to them, if that’s what you’re worried about.”

Vargas glances uneasily at the shot bolt. Not that he’s physically afraid of the man who calls himself Smith. The guy is in shape, no question, but Vargas outweighs him by at least fifty pounds, and he’s no slouch musclewise. Besides, there’s nothing threatening about the man’s posture or his tone of voice, which sounds utterly reasonable. Actually, thinking about it here, it makes sense to bolt the door. For all he knows, the pushy investigator has a weak bladder, and might come calling.

“I’m not worried,” Smith is saying, leaning casually against the sink. “I trust you, Rico. That’s why I selected you. Two dozen drug dealers can’t be wrong, huh? You never ratted any of them out.”

“Hard to stay in business if you rat on your clients,” Vargas says.

“Hard to stay alive, too, am I right?”

Vargas shrugs. “Drug dealers never threaten me. Only people who ever threaten me are prosecutors. What is it you want, Mr. Smith?”

“I wasn’t entirely straight with you, Rico. I’d like to make it right.”

Vargas stands with his arms folded across his bulk, his back against the door, weighing his response. His money antennas are tingling, and that makes him feel good, from the top of his hundred-dollar haircut to the balls of his well-shod feet. “Okay,” he says. “The case is a little more complicated than we both anticipated.”

“You put it so nicely,” says Smith. “Guess that’s why you’re a courtroom genius and I’m not.”

“I try to avoid courtrooms,” Vargas tells him truthfully. “Better to get it done before you go to court.”

“Couldn’t agree more,” Smith tells him. “I need you to stand tall, amigo. Cops start asking you about Teresa Alonzo, you refuse to respond, even if it means problems with the judge or the bar association.”

“I never met the lady,” Vargas points out. “Can’t reveal what I don’t know, whatever any judge may say.”

“See how easy this is going to be?”

“You said something about making it right.”

“Money isn’t a problem for me at the moment,” says the man who calls himself Smith. “I can afford to be generous with my friends. So as a token of friendship, I’m going to give you an additional five grand, for having to deal with nosy cops.”

“Guy’s not a cop,” Vargas explains. “He’s just an investigator. Can’t compel testimony of any kind. Don’t worry about him, he’s not a problem.”

“Good, good. So will five grand make it right between us?”

“That’s very generous, Mr. Smith. Although, come to think of it, I might have to bill you more than that if I get brought up on ethics charges.”

“Is that a possibility?”

“It happens,” Vargas says, trying to exude concern. Actually, he’s not particularly worried. He’s been brought up on ethics violations before and easily prevailed. Bogus custody filing shouldn’t be a problem, since it will be almost impossible to prove he hasn’t met the lady in question.
Miss Alonzo took off, what can I say, Your Honor? Had no idea the custody suit wasn’t valid. Crazy clients, what’s a guy to do?

“Whatever is fair,” the man who calls himself Smith is saying. “I’ll make it worth your while.”

“I better get back,” Vargas says. “Tell Mrs. Bickford I’m sorry, but I can’t help her.”

“Be nice about it,” the man suggests. “She’s been through a lot.”

“I’m always nice. By the way, when can I expect the additional fee?”

“Got it right here,” says the man who calls himself Smith. “In my pocket.”

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