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I’d like to thank Rockwell Carlin Sheldon, aka Rocky, my son. I love you more than you’ll ever know in your entire life ever. Thank you for reinvigorating my life. You can’t read as of now, but one day you’ll be able to, and you’ll be able to brag at school to all the kids that your dad wrote a book and theirs didn’t.

I’d like to thank my dad and sisters, D. Warren, K. Rose, and H. Evelyn.

I’d like to thank my mother. We miss you.

I’d like to thank my stepmother, M2.

I’d like to thank my friends Joe, Seven, Paul, Alvie, Triebel, Patric, Jason, Ben W., Cody, Dutch, Approach, and Simon.

I’d like to thank my other family: Vaughn, Rick, Payden, Brenen, Christian, Morgan, Noah, Eli, and Aiden.

I’d like to let you know that James Lynch always wins.

I’d like to thank my HDMMA family: Jason, L.C., Travis, Bryan, Mike, Brandon, Brandon 2, Erika, Deron, London, R.J., Rachel, D.T., Macall, Poston, Henry, English Dave, HD on 3!

I’d like to thank Jason Bircher and KCBJJ, and Devin Pirata and Dragon Family.

I’d like to thank my William Morris Endeavor family: Bradley, Avi, Erin, Erin, Miles, Margaret, etc.

I’d like to thank Adam Wilson and Gallery Books. Thanks for believing in this.

I’d like to greatly thank Bennett, Mercedes Cruz, and Aunt Lillian for the strangest, most amazing summer of my life. I hope this book doesn’t offend you. Know I love you.

BENNETT’S ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

thanX u

mom,loony,jrocc,tron,rich,ktown,ghost,toon,twin,mersades,yungdrop,jose,fernie

fucc judge xxx xxxxxx,fucc da kck pd,fucc all da haterz

east avalon crip.cuz gang fucc boy BLU FLAG 4 LYFE FUCC BOY

6 POINT STAR ON U BITCH MUTHERFUCCERZ LOL PUSSYZ

1luv –B

P.S THANXS MACC LEATHAL U MY DAWG FOR DIS 1 PEACE

AUTHOR PHOTOGRAPH BY B. GUZMAN WITH GUITAR CENTER

MAC LETHAL
is a Kansas City, Missouri–based rapper and founder of the Black Clover Records label whose self-released albums have charted in the Top 100 on
Billboard
and whose videos have gone viral online. You can connect with him via
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Contents

Part 1

Chapter 1: Induction

Chapter 2: Me and you, my Cousin, and His Mama Too

Chapter 3: A Beer-Stained Letter

Chapter 4: Granite Countertops

Chapter 5: Overages

Part 2

Chapter 6: The Pilgrimage

Chapter 7: The Gracie Family

Chapter 8: Slugger

Part 3

Chapter 9: Gogoplata

Chapter 10: Omoplata

Chapter 11: The Rise and Fall of Hattie Pearl

Chapter 12: Thug Passion: One Part Alize, One Part Cristal

Chapter 13: Cutting-Edge Innovation

Part 4

Chapter 14: December

Chapter 15: Sylvia Plath and Young Jeezy Sitting in a Tree

Chapter 16: Silkworm

Chapter 17: Young Trill

Chapter 18: My Style is Impetuous, My Defense is Impregnable, and I’m Just Ferocious. I Want Your Heart! I Want to Eat His Children! Praise Be to Allah! (~Mike Tyson)

Chapter 19: God, Politics, and Jay-Z versus Nas

Part 5

Chapter 20: Smoking Dmt with Tom Waits

Chapter 21: Grilled Pineapple

Chapter 22: Calliope

Chapter 23: Terror Birds

Chapter 24: Cloistress

Chapter 25: The Infamous Harry Houdini

Chapter 26: Popped a Molly, I’m Sweatin’!

Chapter 27: Ratchet as Fucc

Part 6

Chapter 28: Charlamagne: the God Particle

Chapter 29: #2 This Ain’t a Job Interview

Chapter 30: #3 If She Wanted a Girlfriend, She Would Just Fuck Her Girlfriend

Chapter 31: #4 T.H.U.G.L.I.F.E.

Chapter 32: #5. Always Take a Shit Before Macking on Hos

Chapter 33: Hydra

Chapter 34: #6 Kill the Haters by Showing them Love

Chapter 35: #7 Kiss Sex Good-bye

Chapter 36: #8 You’re Still in Love with Leah

Chapter 37: #9 Jack Off Now so you Can Fuck Later

Chapter 38: #10 If She Wants you to Have Her Number She Will Make you Take It

Chapter 39: #11 See Commadment #1 if Something Gets Fucked Up

Chapter 40: The Riot Room

Chapter 41: Tiger Style

Chapter 42: This Gets Its Own Chapter Due to How Hard Her Last Statement Made Me Fall For Her

Chapter 43: Yes

Part 7

Chapter 44: Big Mama Cole

Chapter 45: Black-Belt Ceremony

Chapter 46: Let Us Prey

Bennettz Apen-dix of Gangsta Azz Poettry

Mac’s Acknowledgments

Bennett’s Acknowledgments

About Mac Lethal

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