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Authors: Mac Lethal
I’d like to thank Rockwell Carlin Sheldon, aka Rocky, my son. I love you more than you’ll ever know in your entire life ever. Thank you for reinvigorating my life. You can’t read as of now, but one day you’ll be able to, and you’ll be able to brag at school to all the kids that your dad wrote a book and theirs didn’t.
I’d like to thank my dad and sisters, D. Warren, K. Rose, and H. Evelyn.
I’d like to thank my mother. We miss you.
I’d like to thank my stepmother, M2.
I’d like to thank my friends Joe, Seven, Paul, Alvie, Triebel, Patric, Jason, Ben W., Cody, Dutch, Approach, and Simon.
I’d like to thank my other family: Vaughn, Rick, Payden, Brenen, Christian, Morgan, Noah, Eli, and Aiden.
I’d like to let you know that James Lynch always wins.
I’d like to thank my HDMMA family: Jason, L.C., Travis, Bryan, Mike, Brandon, Brandon 2, Erika, Deron, London, R.J., Rachel, D.T., Macall, Poston, Henry, English Dave, HD on 3!
I’d like to thank Jason Bircher and KCBJJ, and Devin Pirata and Dragon Family.
I’d like to thank my William Morris Endeavor family: Bradley, Avi, Erin, Erin, Miles, Margaret, etc.
I’d like to thank Adam Wilson and Gallery Books. Thanks for believing in this.
I’d like to greatly thank Bennett, Mercedes Cruz, and Aunt Lillian for the strangest, most amazing summer of my life. I hope this book doesn’t offend you. Know I love you.
thanX u
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6 POINT STAR ON U BITCH MUTHERFUCCERZ LOL PUSSYZ
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P.S THANXS MACC LEATHAL U MY DAWG FOR DIS 1 PEACE
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MAC LETHAL
is a Kansas City, Missouri–based rapper and founder of the Black Clover Records label whose self-released albums have charted in the Top 100 on
Billboard
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Chapter 2: Me and you, my Cousin, and His Mama Too
Chapter 3: A Beer-Stained Letter
Chapter 4: Granite Countertops
Chapter 11: The Rise and Fall of Hattie Pearl
Chapter 12: Thug Passion: One Part Alize, One Part Cristal
Chapter 13: Cutting-Edge Innovation
Chapter 15: Sylvia Plath and Young Jeezy Sitting in a Tree
Chapter 19: God, Politics, and Jay-Z versus Nas
Chapter 20: Smoking Dmt with Tom Waits
Chapter 25: The Infamous Harry Houdini
Chapter 26: Popped a Molly, I’m Sweatin’!
Chapter 28: Charlamagne: the God Particle
Chapter 29: #2 This Ain’t a Job Interview
Chapter 30: #3 If She Wanted a Girlfriend, She Would Just Fuck Her Girlfriend
Chapter 31: #4 T.H.U.G.L.I.F.E.
Chapter 32: #5. Always Take a Shit Before Macking on Hos
Chapter 34: #6 Kill the Haters by Showing them Love
Chapter 35: #7 Kiss Sex Good-bye
Chapter 36: #8 You’re Still in Love with Leah
Chapter 37: #9 Jack Off Now so you Can Fuck Later
Chapter 38: #10 If She Wants you to Have Her Number She Will Make you Take It
Chapter 39: #11 See Commadment #1 if Something Gets Fucked Up
Chapter 42: This Gets Its Own Chapter Due to How Hard Her Last Statement Made Me Fall For Her
Chapter 45: Black-Belt Ceremony