The Accidental Wife (26 page)

‘But you say you love me now,’ Alison said. ‘You are always saying that you love me. Is that a lie too?’

‘Dominic was born and we got the flat, I got the job in the garage. Your dad came round a few times and threatened to
kill
me. Those first couple of years seemed like a blur and I didn’t have time to think about Catherine, I didn’t have time to think about what had happened to her and the baby. Before I knew it Dominic was four and I’d got the promotion at the garage, remember?’

Alison smiled. ‘Yes, they said they’d put you on sales because all the ladies loved you.’

‘And we’d taken that flat. The two-bed on Seven Sisters Road. I came home from work and you were sitting on the living-room floor with Dominic, playing with Lego or something. You had the window open, and it was a sunny evening. It sort of lit up the back of your hair like a halo. I looked at you and my son sitting on the floor and I felt as if I’d been kicked in the chest by a mule. I realised I loved you both more than anything. I don’t know when it happened exactly, but it was then that I realised. I loved you. I love you. I still do.’

Alison looked out across the horizon. A horse in a field on the hillside opposite was galloping through the wet grass, mane and tail flying, tossing its head in sheer abandon. Alison shut her eyes and tried with all her might to will herself onto that hillside with that horse. But when she opened them again Marc was still sitting on the white-painted wrought-iron garden furniture watching her.

‘Everything’s changed now that we’ve moved back here,’ she said. ‘Now that we’ve found Cathy again. Things can’t go on as they are.’

‘Yes they can,’ Marc insisted. ‘Yes they can. I know it’s weird seeing Cathy again, I know we put her through a lot, but we can come through it, Al, like we always do. We’ve had our problems, and coming back here has stirred up old memories and opened up old wounds, but maybe that is a good thing. Because maybe now we can clean them and let them heal for good. And I love you, I love you so much, Alison.’

Alison looked at him, shielding her eyes against the advancing sun so that she could see his face clearly. He was watching her intently, waiting for her to smile and acquiesce like she always did.

‘The trouble is, Marc,’ she said after a long pause, ‘I’m not sure that I love you any more.’

Chapter Fourteen

‘ARE YOU SURE
you don’t mind?’ Catherine asked Jimmy again as he stood at the door with the girls.

‘Of course I don’t mind,’ Jimmy said. ‘Why would I mind taking my own daughters to school? I’ve done it loads of times before.’

‘I just feel so …’ Catherine looked at her two girls kicking at pebbles in the front garden, Leila with her coat hanging off her shoulders as always, and Eloise pointing her toes like a dancer. ‘I can’t see her today. Or anyone. I’m not ready. I’ll probably never be ready actually, so while you’re out I’ll be checking property prices in the Outer Hebrides.’

‘That seems like a long way to go to visit,’ Jimmy said.

‘Well, obviously you’d have to come too,’ Catherine said, lifting Jimmy’s heart for a fraction of a second. ‘You could buy the house next door.’

‘Right, well,’ he said. ‘I’ve got this thing up in London later.’

‘What thing? Don’t tell me you’ve been discovered at last?’

‘No, well, not exactly. Maybe some session work coming up. I’m going to a sort of informal audition. Pays well, so if I can land it I could maybe get a deposit together on a flat, couple of months’ rent to get me sorted.’

‘That would be fantastic, Jimmy.’ Catherine’s face lit up.

‘Yeah, I’d probably have to stay up in London for a few weeks … you know how these musicians are. Sometimes it’s a twenty-four-hour job.’

‘Well, if that’s what it takes to get you off that boat,’ Catherine said, without hesitation. ‘And it’s not as if we’re that far away. There’ll be weekends.’

‘Maybe,’ Jimmy said slowly. ‘It’s not really a nine-to-five sort of gig. But anyway, I haven’t got it yet. Let’s wait and see. Might not have to worry about it at all.’

‘Good luck,’ Catherine said, kissing him briefly on the lips. ‘Oh, and …’

Jimmy waited.

‘If she’s there, if you see her, just … don’t tell her anything we talked about, OK? I don’t know what’s going to happen between us. I’m just not ready to face up to it all yet.’

‘OK,’ Jimmy said. ‘Probably won’t see her, probably wouldn’t say anything to her even if I did see her.’

‘She used to have the major hots for you, you know,’ Catherine said. ‘In all the years we’ve been married I’ve never told you that. Didn’t want to. But she was mental about you, to basic stalker level.’

‘Well,’ Jimmy said lightly, ‘she’s only human, right?’

Catherine looked at the girls, who were peering rather nosily into Kirsty’s front-room window.

‘She probably
still
fancies you,’ she added, lowering her voice.

‘Cat,’ Jimmy looked offended as he thought about Alison’s arms around his neck at the party. ‘She’s a married woman.’

‘Yes,’ Catherine said, ‘and you’re a married man, but that’s never stopped you before.’

Catherine’s smile faltered when she saw the stricken look on Jimmy’s face.

‘I’m sorry, I was only joking,’ she said. ‘What you get up to
is
your business. I was trying to lighten the mood, you know, after the whole depressing, soul-searching, mortifying weekend of doom. I didn’t mean to make you feel bad.’

‘I know,’ Jimmy told her. ‘But it was only once. I only did it once.’

The two looked at each other for a moment, but just as Catherine was about to speak she heard the girls burst into excited laughter as Kirsty slammed her front door shut and climbed over the low brick wall, still wearing her red checked flannel pyjamas and pink fluffy slippers.

‘Bloody men,’ she said, staring hard at Jimmy. ‘Bloody bastard men. And by the way, where did you go to at that party?’

‘Not up to scratch then?’ Catherine asked Kirsty as she opened the door to her friend. ‘Not the love of your life after all? All those steroids shrunk his man parts away to nothing?’

Kirsty wandered into the front room and sat heavily on the sofa.

‘No, his man parts were all present and erect,’ she said sulkily, staring at the carpet. ‘Everything went
great
. He was funny, charming and gorgeous, and so was I. At the party we were chatting away, getting on like a house on fire one minute, and then the next we were in the downstairs loo, going at it like a pair of freight trains. I thought, this is it; this is the end of my life as a single philandering hussy and the beginning of my life with the
love
of my life, with Steve.’

‘Sam, and doing it with a man you hardly know in a loo was your perfect scenario for true love?’

‘It wasn’t where we did it, it was how. It was so sexy, Cat. And the sink was pretty sturdy too, so that was a bonus. Anyway, we made ourselves presentable and came out, and you’d gone. I couldn’t find you anywhere. So I let Sam walk
me
home. And I let him come in and I let him stay for the whole weekend. It was wonderful. The whole weekend, just the two of us in bed. Getting up to make bacon sandwiches, or uncork a bottle of wine, but mainly just us in bed doing it and laughing and talking and sometimes sleeping. It was
lovely
.’

‘So?’ Catherine pressed her, sitting down beside her on the sofa. Sooner or later she’d fill Kirsty in on the Alison débâcle, but Kirsty’s love life was a more than welcome diversion. ‘If it was all so wonderful why are you so down? Wait – was the “doing it” bit not up to scratch? Was he funny, charming, handsome and willing but a narcissistic and selfish lover? After all that build-up did you have to endure a weekend of anticlimactic sex?’

Kirsty sat up and straightened her shoulders. ‘No, my dear, the sex was perfect. It was multiclimactic. He was attentive, generous and very well hung. God, can that man ever fuck.’

‘Right – so why are you here looking all cross and fed up?’ Catherine was perplexed. ‘Did he snore or talk in his sleep? Has he unwittingly revealed he has a thing for ladies’ underwear?’

‘None of those would necessarily be a deal breaker,’ Kirsty said on a heavy sigh. ‘I’m here because he’s gone. I woke up, and it was so nice, Catherine, to be all achy and sore in all the right places, the sort of feeling you only ever have after a great night of sex, and I thought I was about ready for some more, so I rolled over to wake him up and … he was gone.’ She shrugged, dropping her chin onto her chest.

‘To the loo?’ Catherine asked her, optimistically.

‘Nope, gone out of the house. Left. Not a goodbye, not a note, not a nothing. After that whole lovely long weekend he just got up before dawn and went home. I don’t even have his number.’

‘Well, he probably knows he’ll see you at the gym later,’ Catherine said.

‘Yes, he probably does,’ Kirsty said miserably. ‘But after a whole weekend of sex and talking and laughing and kissing, Catherine, you don’t just get up and leave without saying goodbye. It’s not done. It isn’t sex etiquette. It’s not sexiquette.’ She sniffed loudly. ‘I really thought he liked me.’

‘Are you going to cry?’ Catherine asked her nervously.

‘No,’ Kirsty said, promptly bursting into tears.

‘I’ll make tea,’ Catherine said.

‘I’m fine really,’ Kirsty said, sometime and several tissues later. ‘I mean, yes, he was handsome and funny and great at sex – but he wasn’t really my type, not really.’

‘I didn’t think he was,’ Catherine said with a wry smile. ‘I always thought you were more into the ugly, dull and impotent men myself.’

‘Catherine, this is no time to be teasing me. I know you’re rusty at this best-friend lark but this part is where you give me a pep talk and say something to make me feel better, OK?’

‘OK,’ Catherine said. She had never considered herself to be Kirsty’s best friend but now that she mentioned the idea it made her feel quite pleased. The old best friend had stalked back into town all high and mighty and married to her first love, but it was OK because Catherine had a new best friend. One she was fairly sure would not run off with her husband. She thought for a moment.

‘There are plenty more fish in the sea,’ she said.

‘That is a bollocks pep talk,’ Kirsty said, sniffing. ‘You’re so right, you know. I never thought I’d say it but you, Catherine Ashley, are absolutely right about everything. I take it all back.’

‘Good,’ Catherine said. ‘What am I right about?’

‘Men. Men are shit, and you and me, we’re old, we’re past thirty. Boys in petrol stations calls us “madam”, men don’t look at us when we walk by any more. Our bosoms – or at least those of us who have bosoms – are collapsing. The wrinkle creams don’t work. The hair dye doesn’t cover all greys. We’ve had it. All we can do is what you’re doing, give up on love and sex and hope and life and all that bollocks completely, because it’s horrible out here, Catherine. It’s horrible being single and old.’

‘And you think
I’m
bad at pep talks,’ Catherine said mildly. ‘Look, you are nothing like me. First of all you are not old, and second of all men love you, Kirsty. You’re pretty and funny and fit and have hardly any wrinkles, and have really nice shiny hair that always goes into a style. You go out there and grab life and look for happiness instead of just waiting for it to somehow find you, tucked away in a terraced two-bedroom house, trimming your split ends with a pair of nail scissors. And probably Sam was just being an idiot man, a stupid idiot man who doesn’t know the rules of – what did you call it? – sexiquette, and thinks he’ll see you later at the gym to get your number off you and arrange a date. He’s a personal trainer, Kirsty. He probably had to go for a fifty-mile run before breakfast or something.’

Kirsty smiled at Catherine. ‘Now that was a pep talk,’ she said. ‘But still, how will I know if he really loves me? How will I know?’

‘Well, when you see him today go up to him and say, hi there, great weekend – let’s hook up again, how about tonight? And if he says yes then he likes you, and if he says no then he might be busy tonight so suggest another date, and if he still says no then he probably doesn’t like you, but it’s best to be clear, so if he says no then ask him outright if he doesn’t like you and he’ll tell you and … that’s how you’ll know if he really loves you.’

Kirsty stared at her. ‘That seems an awfully
literal
way of finding out.’

‘Well, what else can you do? Employ a psychic?’

‘Oh, you are so naïve,’ Kirsty said. She rubbed her eyes with the heel of her hands, completing the panda look. ‘Never mind all this asking business – what I’ll do is implement Universal Plan A.’

‘What’s Plan A?’ Catherine asked her, perplexed because Kirsty sounded as if she was quoting from a well-known textbook called
How to Deal with Men: A User’s Guide
.

‘Catherine, where have you
been
all of your life?’ Kirsty exclaimed. ‘Universal Plan A is act as if nothing has happened. You meet a boy, you like a boy, you and boy have sex, boy disappears into the night but you still have an appointment with boy to work on your buttocks on Monday at eleven fifteen. You attend the aforementioned appointment. You act as if none of the above has happened. Either the mystery of it will do boy’s head in and he’ll be forced to asked me if I’m still into him, or he’ll be so grateful I don’t want to pursue it any more that he’ll act as if nothing happened and we’ll be able to put it behind us for ever. And then I’ll know. I’ll know if he really loves me.’ Kirsty looked resolute. ‘That’s a much better way of sorting things out. Never mind asking him straight questions and expecting straight answers. That would blow all his circuits for sure!’

‘I don’t know.’ Catherine sounded unconvinced by Universal Plan A. ‘Would it not be better to perhaps try to talk to him about last night – clear the air, at least? Find out what happened so you don’t drive yourself mad thinking about it?’

Kirsty looked at her friend, her face an expression of pure pity.

‘Oh, my dear,’ she said, ‘for one so old you have so very much to learn. Rarely in the history of humanity has a woman
actually
talking to a man about anything ever got her anywhere. You have to manipulate them, Catherine. It’s the only language they understand. But don’t worry, I actually feel better now that I’ve talked to you. So tell me, where did you go to at the party? If you tell me that you went home and had sex with your husband you owe me five hundred pounds because I bet you months ago that that would eventually happen.’