The Arraignment (5 page)

She leaves to get it.

Nick catches me looking at his cup as he loads three little packets of pretend sugar and stirs in cream. “What’s wrong?”

“I just don’t like to use purification tablets this early in the morning.”

“Hey, this is the real shit,” he says.

“That’s what I’m afraid of.”

“Actually, if you want to know, the real shit is in London. I was reading this article the other day.” This is vintage Nick.
Everything reminds him of a story, even on a deadline with a case in less than a hour.

“They’ve got this stuff over there they call Crappuccino. People pay through the nose. It’s brewed from some kind of coffee berries that pass through monkeys.”

“Nick. I haven’t had breakfast yet.”

“You wanna eat? I’ll have her bring a menu.”

“No!”

He laughs.

“Yeah, I’m not kidding. Five hundred dollars an ounce and you have to use toilet paper as a filter. They say it has a very earthy taste.”

“No wonder the Brits drink tea,” I tell him.

“Really, the coffee here is fine,” he says. Still, he’s looking off in the distance as if maybe he’d like to try this Crappuccino someday.

“Time is getting short,” I tell him. “Do you want to know about Metz or not?”

“Not to worry. The arraignment’s only a first appearance. You know,” he says. He’s looking around again, taking it all in, his private dining room. “You have any idea what this place is probably worth? I don’t mean the building. I mean the location?”

I shake my head. “But I’m sure you’re going to tell me.”

He takes out what looks like a cell phone. Lately Nick has been playing with this gadget. I call them all PalmPilots. He calls this one a Handspring, every electronic device imaginable in a package the size of a deck of cards.

He slides the little stylus out of its holder on the side and starts tapping the screen.

“What, you’re not going to call somebody now?”

“Just working the calculator.”

“Nick, listen. I’ve got work waiting for me back at the office.”

“Keep your shirt on. Relax. Why are you so uptight all the time?”

“I’m not uptight. I just have better things to do.”

This is the Nick I know, putting me on the defensive
while he kills my morning musing about downtown real estate prices.

“Figure you can get it for eight million, maybe eight and half,” he says.

Metz is probably wearing out shoe leather right now, out in front of the courthouse, wondering if he will be sleeping in his own bed tonight or in one of the bunks at the federal lockup.

“And it’s outside the corridor, the approaches to Lindbergh Field. That’s important,” he says. “You wanna know why?”

“Not really, but you’re going to tell me, I’m sure.”

“Because outside the corridor, you can go as high as you want, as long as you get a variance. You know, get around the current height restrictions.”

“Are you becoming a realtor?”

“No, but I ought to,” he says. “Some developer’s gonna come in here, buy the place cheap, go to his friendly planning commissioner or a county sup, and multiply his investment by a factor of four overnight. All he has to do is get a variance to go up higher. He wouldn’t even have to do anything with the property. Just turn it over. Make a cool what, twenty, twenty-five million? And these assholes call our clients crooks.”

“That’s business,” I tell him.

“Yeah. The business we ought to be in.” Nick smiles. “But we’re too honest,” he says. He’s back to bullshit. “And besides, I like to preserve the past. Dana has her causes; I have mine.”

“Now can we get back to Metz?” I ask.

“Are you sure you wanna give this thing up?”

“What?”

“Metz.” He looks at me as if I’ve been off on some other track. “I mean, it could be an opportunity.”

“I’m sure.”

“We could do it together,” he says. “After all, you are the only person I’ve ever shared one of the few true secrets of my life with.”

“What’s that?”

“Laura.” Nick is stone serious when he says this.

I had almost forgotten. I thought Nick was too far into the sauce to remember the night he let it slip over drinks after a bad day in court. He was feeling a failure, even with a sassy new wife. Laura is the mystery in Nick’s life—and probably the only female he will ever truly love.

“Have you seen her lately?”

“Last week,” he says. “Only for a few minutes. Listen to me. Metz is good for a sizable fee.” Nick is good at changing the subject. Especially if it’s something he doesn’t want to talk about. “He wouldn’t be involved with the arts if he didn’t have money.”

I laugh.

“It’s true. I’ve never seen one of those people yet didn’t have money. Lack of taste, maybe, but they all have bucks. It’s a precondition. Otherwise they don’t get into the fraternity. You don’t get on the A-list for the auctions and fund-raisers. Get your face on the social sheet in the
Trib
and the
Times.”

“Is that how you did it?”

“I did it through my wife. She has class and taste,” he says.

“And your checkbook.”

“That too.” He drinks some coffee, and I have to divert my eyes. “What else are you gonna do for fun when you get old and flatulent?”

“I’ve never viewed art auctions as that much fun,” I tell him.

“I wasn’t talking about art.” He’s talking about Dana. “Come on. Why not? You can hold Metz’s hand and I’ll do the trial. We’ll lift him by the heels and shake him, see what’s in his pockets.”

“You might not be prepared for what falls out,” I tell him.

“That bad?” he says.

Nick and I haven’t talked since our conversation four days ago. I played telephone tag with him for a week before I finally caught him in his office, and then he didn’t want to
discuss the details over the phone. It’s the nature of Nick’s practice. You can never be sure whether your phone is tapped.

“You want my honest opinion?”

He nods.

“All of the pieces are in place, including the transfer of large sums of cash and the laundry fee.” He listens as I fill him in.

“If your man’s to be believed, he took two hundred thousand dollars while he parked two million of his partner’s money in an account in Belize.”

None of this unnerves him. “Go on.”

“He calls his part a consulting fee, but it never shows up on his company’s books.”

“So we have an accounting error,” says Nick.

“He tells me the money was actually intended as security on heavy equipment he was supposed to ship south to do a job. Except that none of the equipment was ever moved. According to Metz, the deal never got off the ground. He took one trip down to Mexico that lasted maybe a week, and for this he charged a two-hundred-thousand-dollar fee.”

“Maybe his time is valuable,” he says.

“And maybe his two Mexican partners wanted to cleanse some revenue from illicit activities?”

Nick clears his throat. “Doesn’t mean he knew about it.”

“On top of all of this, unless I misjudge the man, I think you’re going to find currency violations and probably tax evasion.”

Nick lifts one eyebrow, rubs his chin, and looks at me with the kind of expression I might expect from an appraiser who’s being told the diamond ring he just told me to buy is melting ice.

“If you check, I think you’re going to find that he used friends and neighbors to move his fee back into this country in order to do the limbo under the currency limits. And if he did that, I suspect he may have gone just one baby step further in forgetting to report any of it on his tax return.”

“You didn’t ask him?”

“I thought I’d leave that one to you.”

Nick nods, his knowing and understanding nod. This is practiced, refined from years of listening to sordid deeds, so that by now nothing particularly arouses or discourages him.

“What did he say about the account in Belize? Why did he set it up?”

“I didn’t ask that either. I wouldn’t want to cut into your options for maneuver.”

He laughs, tips his cup to me.

I have often suspected that Nick is not above performing surgery on the facts in a case once the curtain is pulled and he and his client are safely behind it. It is the reason I have refrained from getting into these details with Metz, so that I don’t end up as Nick’s scrubbing nurse.

“Did you ask him why he kept the money? The two hundred K?” Nick is hoping beyond hope.

“Unfortunately I did, and his answer was not encouraging, or believable.”

“What did he say?”

“Consulting fees.”

“That sounds fair to me,” he says.

“Especially if you can get your hands on it for legal fees,” I tell him.

“See, you’re learning already. Let’s start looking at the upside.” Nick would have to be a stone monument to optimism to find even a tin foil lining in this particular cloudburst.

“None of the major money came into the U.S., right? I mean the two million. It went from Mexico to Belize and back again, is that correct?”

“Except for Metz’s fee.”

“Forget about that for the moment. What we have here is perhaps some financial sleight of hand. But it all takes place outside of U.S. jurisdiction. Right?”

“That’s one way to look at it. The other way is that you have a U.S. citizen facilitating currency violations in two foreign countries.”

“So? Let them charge him there. You and I aren’t licensed to practice law in Mexico. That’s somebody else’s problem.”

“Ask Metz if he wants to take his chances on serving the next millennium in some dung heap in Mexico.”

“You think the Mexican government would actually bring charges?”

“I think that if the feds are trying to squeeze your man to find out what he knows, they may well threaten him with extradition south. They could probably get the Mexican government to lend their cooperation. The last time I looked, the two countries had a treaty.”

Nick ponders this problem, scratching his chin with the back of his fingers while he grins at me from across the table. “I guess I’m gonna have to talk to my wife about the company she keeps.”

“Answer one question for me,” I say. “Tell me you didn’t suspect this was drug related.”

He looks at me and hesitates only a second. “Sure. I still don’t,” he says.

The words are there, but they are not convincing. The fact that he says it with a smile undercuts the effect even more. If Nick didn’t know, his demeanor tells me that he had strong suspicions. He thanks me for taking the time as he finishes his coffee and I study the water in the little stainless steel pot. Nick looks at his watch.

“I guess I’m gonna have to go,” he says. “Unless of course you want to do a favor for a friend.”

“Don’t push it,” I tell him.

“I understand,” he says. Then slides out of the booth. “I’ll give you a call this afternoon. Let you know what happened.”

“Not unless you want me to bill you for my time,” I tell him.

He laughs, then heads for the door. “Marge. My friend will catch the bill. Put a good tip on it,” he says.

Before I can turn to say anything, he’s out the door.

It’s the thing about Nick. He can screw you twenty ways
from Sunday, but he lives on the sunny side of optimism so it’s hard not to like him.

I give him a good head start, playing with the tea bag, not because I want to drink it. I have no desire to run into Nick with Metz out in front of the courthouse on my way back to the car.

Marge comes with the bill, slaps it unceremoniously on the table, and takes Nick’s coffee cup away, the sludge still in the bottom. Two minutes later, I get up from the booth, peel some singles from folded cash in my pocket, when I see it. Lying there against the worn red plastic of the bench on the other side of the table is Nick’s little handheld device. For a man with a cerebral vacuum, who can suck up the most abstract details in a courtroom, Nick is missing the gene that keeps him attached to physical possessions. As long as I have known him, he has left things behind. Like my teenage daughter, if he owns it, he’ll lose it.

I pick it up, slip it into my coat pocket, and pay the bill.

Outside I make tracks. Maybe I can run him down before he finds Metz. When I get to the corner, I look down the street toward the courthouse where Nick is supposed to meet his client. There is a mass of humanity between me and the front of the building, people walking on the sidewalk, but I don’t see Nick.

I cross over and start down the other side of the street, hoping I catch his eye before he hooks up with Metz. I’m a third of the way down the block before I see him. Nick’s hands are again buried in the pockets of his coat as he hustles down the sidewalk a hundred feet ahead of me, with four lanes of traffic between us. I cup my hand over my mouth to holler, but a city bus gets between us. Belching fumes, its engine drowns any hope of being heard. By the time it passes, it’s too late. Nick is standing on the sidewalk in front of the walkway leading to the courthouse. He is talking to Metz.

I take my hand from my mouth, pat the little device in my pocket, and continue on toward my car a block away. I’ll have to call him later and make arrangements to get it to him.

As I walk, I can’t help but toy with the possible angles he has been playing. I suspect that he knew all along that Metz was up to his ass in laundering money. If so, he also knew I wouldn’t take the case. So why would he try and refer it? One possibility, he wanted to shield himself from a close-up inspection of the particulars until I had filtered them for him. My interview with Metz. This way he could shade his eyes, take a more artful approach at sculpting the facts in his initial discussions with the man. In this way Nick could lead Metz to tell him stories that would be more helpful while avoiding a flat-out suborning of perjury. It is the kind of Machiavellian mental coil I might expect from Nick.

But there is another possibility, one that is more likely. This one involves Dana. From what Metz told me, if I believe anything, it is that Dana knew the broad outline of his problem, that it could be drug related. If she is, as Nick says, hot to clean up his practice, Dana wouldn’t want him handling this, particularly with a client in her own social orbit.