The Big Fat Cow that Goes Kapow (2 page)

Cows in suits.

Big fat cows
        in cowboy boots!

This one is a
mixed-up cow.
It flaps its wings
and says miaow!

        Oh no—watch out!
    Don't look now!
This one is an
             EXPLODING cow …

Here is a hole.

     A deep,
dark
hole.

In this hole
lives a mole
called Noel.

He eats
    black coal.

He plays
      rock-and-roll.

And that's the whole story of the mole called Noel — he's a hole-dwelling, coal-eating rock-and-roll mole!