The Big Fat Cow that Goes Kapow (5 page)

Here comes Ruth.
Ruth rides a scooter.
Ruth rides a scooter
with a super-loud hooter.

With a super-hoot here …

and a super-hoot there.

Here a hoot.

There a hoot.

Everywhere a super-hoot!

We think Ruth
would be a LOT cuter
if she'd only stop blowing
her super-loud hooter.

Here comes Mike.
Mike rides a bike.

Mike rides a bike
with a …

We don't like Mike
or his big spiky bike.

Let's go somewhere
a little less Mikey!

Let's go somewhere
a little less spiky!