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Authors: Brad R Torgersen
Tags: #Fiction, #science fiction, #General, #Space Opera, #Action & Adventure
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I waited while the Queen Mother’s antennae wove a thoughtful pattern in the air.
“You are dangerous to us,” she said. “Or is the squadron of warships that greeted my delegation your idea of a friendly gesture?”
I looked behind me: at the general, and the captain.
“She has a point, sir, and ma’am,” I said.
“I’m not a fool,” Sakumora retorted sourly. He looked past me to the Queen Mother, and his tone got sharper when next he spoke. “Who is more threatening to whom? What are my staff and I supposed to think about those battle exercises your ships have been conducting? For the first time in several years, eh?”
The Professor seemed to visibly shrink in on himself.
I guessed that even the mantes never spoke that way to their leader. Much less a human. The Queen Mother’s posture was erect, and motionless. For an instant I recalled visceral memories of mantis troops striking with lightning lethality, carving into human flesh. I raised my hands instinctively in the air between the two leaders, trying to physically damp down the mood, which had grown dangerously electric.
“You both asked me to come here,” I said, swiveling my head from one party to the next, and back again. “But if both of you are determined to see evil in the actions of the other, no matter what I say, there really isn’t anything I can do. A new war is inevitable.”
“A war we would absolutely win,” the Queen Mother said.
“Are you that sure?” the general replied.
“Stupid human, you would do no better against us than you did the first time.”
Now it was Sakumora who remained motionless. He seemed to be deciding something. I stared at him, feeling altogether uncomfortable. Before I could shout for him to stop, his left hand reached out and tapped a single button on the keyboard in front of him. The lights in the chamber dimmed, and went orange, battle klaxons suddenly ringing through the space.
Outside the doors, automatic gunfire roared. I knew the sound. It wasn’t the sound of mantis weaponry.
“What have you done?” I said to the general.
Both he and his staff—all save the captain, who simply sat with her mouth half open—stood up and removed overly-large pistols from under the table. Pistols, hell, they looked like sawed-off shotguns, with magazines attached. Sakumora and his people aimed their weapons at the Professor and the Queen Mother.
“We weren’t ready for you the first time,” Sakumora said, his demeanor become icily calm now that he no longer teetered on the knife edge of an uneasy truce. “Part of me hoped this wouldn’t be necessary. But part of me also knew that things couldn’t end any other way.”
The Queen Mother’s wings unfolded and fluttered loudly.
Extreme amusement.
I’d also learned enough about mantis body language to know that the Professor’s mood was utterly crushed. He shrank back from all of us, his floating disc nearly bumping the far bulkhead.
“You’ve made it too easy,” said the Queen Mother.
The pitch of the frigate’s ambient engine noise shifted upward, just prior to the room being rocked by what sounded like rolling thunder.
“I’ve signaled my subordinates to destroy your entire squadron,” said the Queen Mother. “This ship and everyone on it will be the first to fall. The Fourth Expansion begins today!”
She looked triumphant.
I stared at the Professor, who appeared ill.
The room rocked again—with more loud rumbling.
The general tapped the large green communications key. “Damage report?” he said.
“The deflection system is holding,” replied a young voice through a small speaker on the desk.
Sakumora smiled wickedly, his pistol aimed squarely at the Queen Mother’s bug-eyed head.
“We adapt and learn quickly,” said the general. “I don’t think we’ll be the pushovers that you were expecting. Though I have to admit I admire your willingness to sacrifice yourself in order to commit your people to the battle. Had our positions been reversed, I think I might have done the same.”
The Queen Mother’s body language had changed. Like that of the Professor, she began to slowly shrink in on herself. I guessed that she’d not expected to survive past this point. Had the general and his Fleet engineers not found the secret to The Wall, it’s probable we’d have all been atomized already.
“So it’s war,” I said. “Only now neither side wins?”
“Shut up, Chief,” said the general, in irritation. “Your job here is done. Unless you’re ready to pick up a weapon for humanity, you’re not much use to us.”
I looked from the general’s face—set in an expression of grim and determined calculation—to the captain’s. Adanaho’s mouth still hung half open and her eyes were wide, the whites like bright circles of ivory. She closed her mouth and swallowed once.
A small mechanical sound alerted me to our danger, but only just in time.
While the Professor’s disc had never been armed—armament being unseemly for a scholar—there’d been no thought given to the Queen Mother. Weapons, previously hidden within her disc, suddenly bristled.
I tackled Adanaho to the deck just as the shooting started.
CHAPTER 18
Earth, 2153 A.D.
THUKHAN TURNED OUT TO BE PARTIALLY RIGHT. NO NCO CAME back into the bay for over an hour. The holdovers kept themselves on one end of the bay, and us new recruits kept ourselves on the other side. I couldn’t bring myself to relax, so I explored the bay. The end opposite the head had several locked doors that were unmarked, while the head itself was populated by eight toilet stalls, eight shower stalls, and eight sinks on a bar countertop in front of a single, long mirror.
I looked again at the head. Then I went back out and did a quick headcount in the bay proper.
There were approximately ten bodies for every toilet, shower, or sink. It was going to be a fiasco churning every recruit in the bay through the head in a limited amount of time.
A rectangle of tiles in the center of the bay was a different color of ugly from the other tiles at the perimeter. The rectangle was highly polished and gleamed in the overhead fluorescents. A single locker stood by itself in the middle of the polished tile, as did a single-occupant bunk which was immaculately made. I stepped towards it and heard one of the holdovers—Gorana again—yell, “Get out of the Dead Zone, you idiot!”
“What?” I said.
“The Dead Zone,” said Gorana. “Nobody steps foot into that area.”
“Why?”
“I dunno, but they will smoke us if they see any scuffing on that wax.”
“Smoke? What does that mean?”
The holdovers just laughed, as if my question merited derision, and I had to resist the urge to tell the lot of them to eff the hell off. Could I help it if nobody had told any of us new recruits very much? I glared at Thukhan’s back, which was perpetually faced away, and wished the so-called bay sergeant would get off his ass and maybe clue the rest of us in on things like the so-called Dead Zone.
As for whatever “smoke” meant, I inferred it obviously wasn’t good.
The entire bay found that out ten minutes later when a corporal—a different corporal—wandered in and found half the room lying on their bunks, mouths gaping and drool running down their cheeks.
“GET UP! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!” yelled the corporal, stomping around the bay. Men attempted to comply, rolling out of their beds onto the hard floor, or sitting up and pranging their foreheads on the bars of the bunks above them.
“Everyone in the front-leaning rest!” the corporal ordered.
The holdovers—perhaps sensing what was coming—were already there. We new recruits, looking at the holdovers, all quickly assumed a more or less push-up position, with arms extended and locked and bodies made as rigid as possible—which in the case of some of the softer-seeming males, wasn’t very rigid.
“An absolute disgrace,” said the corporal, who patrolled the edge of the Dead Zone like a shark. “You’re here not even one full day and you’re already acting like it’s time to kick back and party. Okay, fine, no problem, we can fix that. DOWN!”
The holdovers lowered their bodies until their chests brushed the floor. Myself and the other new recruits watched and mimicked.
“UP!”
The holdovers came back to an arms-rigid posture. I and the rest did as well.
“DOWN!”
Everyone back down to the floor.
“UP!”
Everyone back up.
After five repetitions, some of the other recruits were groaning.
At ten repetitions, some of our arms were shaking and a great many of us were bowed in the middle.
At fifteen repetitions half the recruits’ legs and abdomens were resting on the floor.
“Effing Lord above,” said the corporal. “What kind of garbage are the recruiters sending us these days? You all are so
soft,
I could put my boot through the ass of three of you and not even feel it. This is just effing beautiful.”
The corporal looked at his chronometer on his wrist.
“Bay Sergeant Thukhan, you have fifteen mikes to square these new people away. I want bunks made to standard and everything put away correctly in lockers. I am going to stand right here while you make it happen, and if it doesn’t happen, we’ll do a little more
fixing
until it does. MOVE!”
“Corporal, yes Corporal,” Thukhan said, and ran—not walked—down one side of the bay to one of the unmarked doors at the back. He put a palm on the print lock and it opened, revealing a large closet with shelf after shelf of pillows and sheets and fuzzy, gray blankets.
“Line up!” Thukhan yelled. We new recruits stumbled to comply.
Thukhan proceeded to hurl pillows and blankets at people, yelling at them to vacate the entry to the closet as soon as they’d received their bedding.
I looked at my wrist—a black plastic digital watch being one of the very few things I’d been allowed to keep from civilian life—and realized that it had already been five minutes. Not even half the men had been helped yet. Those that had, hauled their stuff back to their bunks and dumped it, looking about dumbly for instructions. Several of them raised their hands, looking directly at the corporal, but he just ignored them and kept his arms folded, a finger tapping his bicep while he occasionally looked down at his own watch.
“We’re not going to make it,” I said under my breath. The man ahead of me grunted in agreement.
At ten minutes I finally collected my allotment—two white flat sheets, two folded gray blankets, something like a fitted sheet, a pillow and a pillow case. I went back to my bunk—me on the top, Thukhan on the bottom—and stared at the bay sergeant’s already-made bunk, wondering how the neat and tidy arrangement had been put together. I dumped my stuff onto the already-made bunk and flipped out my sheets, pulling the fitted sheet up to my eyes and discovering it wasn’t fitted at all. It was like a giant sack. What the hell?
I looked around the bay and saw other men trying to figure out what in the world the sack was for, some of them stealing glances down the bay at the holdover bunks. People began to make their bunks in a ramshackle riot of different manners, until suddenly the corporal looked up from his watch and yelled, “Front-leaning rest position, MOVE!”
The holdovers and half the new recruits—including myself—dropped onto our hands and toes, right where we were. The other men continued to attempt to make their bunks.
“I SAID FRONT-LEANING REST POSITION, NOW!”
The other men complied out of pure shock at the immense volume of the corporal’s voice.
“This is just sad,” said the corporal, resuming his patrol around the edge of the Dead zone while he spoke. “You had plenty of time, and you wasted it.”
Someone down the bay muttered, “Enough time, my ass . . .”
The corporal whirled in that person’s direction and stomped down towards him, adroitly avoiding the splayed hands of those straining to keep their chests in line with their legs.
“SHUT YOUR EFFING MOUTH, RECRUIT!” the corporal screamed. “BY MY WATCH IT’S BEEN OVER AN HOUR AND A HALF SINCE YOU WERE BROUGHT IN HERE AND ISSUED INSTRUCTIONS!”
The entire bay remained silent after that, save for gasps and the shuffling of feet and hands as people struggled to stay in position. The holdovers had all arched their backs and put their butts into the air, and I did likewise, discovering that it made for a slightly less painful experience while I remained facing the floor.
“Bay Sergeant Thukhan,” said the corporal. “What were your orders when these men were placed in your charge?”
“Corporal,” Thukhan grunted, “the instructions were to draw linen, get the lockers ready, and fill the roster, Corporal.”
“Did you not understand these instructions?” said the corporal.
“Corporal, no, Corporal, Recruit Thukhan understood the instructions.”
“How can that be if, when an NCO comes back in here after so much time, nothing has been done? Either you’re lying and you didn’t in fact understand the instructions, or you just didn’t give an eff and decided to make the entire bay pay for your stupidity.”
Thukhan stayed silent.
“No explanation, Recruit?” said the corporal.
“Corporal—” Thukhan began.
“Shut up,” the corporal said, cutting Thukhan off, “I don’t want to hear it anyway. Okay, recruits, since your bay sergeant decided to waste both his time and yours, now you’re on
my
time, and we’re going to give you an advanced introduction to what the Fleet calls
corrective training.
I can see that some of you are having a tough time staying in the front-leaning rest. No problem. Roll over on your backs and get your heels in the air.”
The bay complied—with much shuffling, sighing, grunting, and moaning.
“Not
with your heels to the sky!” the corporal barked when he saw several men with their boots straight up towards the ceiling. “Heels
fifteen centimeters off the floor.
Legs straight out. Stick your palms under your butts if you have to, to support yourselves. Make it happen.”
The corporal waited, and waited, and waited.
My thighs and stomach quivered, and I felt my heels dropping irresistibly towards the floor. I grunted and strained to force my legs back up, only to feel them drop again.
The corporal waited, and waited, and waited.
The room was soon filled with quiet whimpering, cursing, and groans.
“Front-leaning rest,” said the corporal. Everyone rolled over.
“DOWN!” Everyone went to the floor.
“UP!” Everyone went back to arms rigid—many shaking.
“DOWN! UP! DOWN! UP! DOWN . . .”
Thirty minutes later, after repeated cycles between front and back, the entire bay was toast. Men—even the ones who’d come to Reception in fair shape—were in such pain, and so thoroughly exhausted, that tears leaked silently from the corners of their eyes.
The corporal watched it all unsympathetically.
“Not even really here yet,” the corporal said, shaking his head, “and you’re already
done.
I should just go tell the Top that Male Bay Five is worthless, and have him outprocess the entire bunch of you. It would save your drill sergeants a lot of time not having to deal with any of you losers in IST.
“But I’m not going to do that. Not yet. Armstrong Field is a learning center, and while I am convinced that each of you is presently worthless, I’m not yet convinced that some of you can’t
learn
to be worth something. Eventually. So here is what’s going to happen. Bay Sergeant Thukhan is fired”—I stole a glance in Batbayar’s direction, and saw him smiling broadly—“and I’m putting Thukhan’s bunk mate in charge, as the new bay sergeant. Who is Thukhan’s bunk mate? Sound off.”
“Corporal, here, Corporal,” I said.
“Here who, Recruit?”
“Corporal, Recruit Barlow, Corporal.”
“Barlow, right. Your job is to fix this mess. The entire bay has linens. Nobody has unpacked anything yet—DAMMIT, NOBODY SHOULD BE LYING ON THE FLOOR, GET YOUR ASSES BACK UP—so, Barlow, your orders are to make sure every bunk in this bay is made, and made tight, and that all uniforms and issued items are properly secured in lockers.”
“Corporal, yes, Corporal,” I said.
He let us hang in pain for a few more seconds, then said, “Bay, position of attention, MOVE!”
The holdovers jumped to their feet. The newbies did likewise.
The corporal strode towards the closed locker in the center of the room—ignoring the highly-polished wax on the Dead Zone tile—and opened the doors.
“This is your static display,” said the corporal. “You can look at it as an example of how your lockers will look. But do not step into this Dead Zone for any reason, do you understand, recruits?”
As a bay, “CORPORAL, YES, CORPORAL!”
“Bay Sergeant Barlow, the bunks should all look exactly like this bunk”—the corporal indicated the perfectly-taut bunk next to the static display locker—“but you’ll need some help. Each of these holdovers has been instructed in the fine Fleet art of bunk-making. Several times. So you’re to assign one of them to help several other new people. And they
will
help, is that understood, holdovers?”
“CORPORAL, YES, CORPORAL!”
“Make it happen, Barlow. You’ve got sixty minutes.” The corporal clicked a button on his chronometer, and strode swiftly from the bay, not looking back.
Everyone broke from rigid position and the bay filled with cursing, moans, complaints, and more cursing.
