The City of Dreaming Books (20 page)

Gardens.

Catacombs.

Gardens.

Catacombs.

Gardens.

Catacombs.

In the end I kept my eyes closed. Although I was actually seated on an uncomfortable folding chair in Bookholm’s Municipal Gardens, I was stealing along a dimly lit, book-lined passage far below ground. Amazing, what this trombophone music was capable of. Everything looked so real, too! There was an overpowering smell of old paper - incredibly enough, I could even
smell
this scene! Not all the jellyfish ceiling lights were working properly - the creatures imprisoned in them shed a fitful glow - and some of the glass containers had cracked, releasing their occupants from captivity. A few of the phosphorescent invertebrates had clung to the shelves while escaping, whereas others had fallen to the floor and dried up.

What a weird place! There was a ubiquitous crackling noise, probably made by bookworms munching their way through paper. I could hear rats squeaking, beetles scuttling around and, overlying every other sound, a kind of whisper. I suddenly became aware that I could no longer hear any trombophone music.

I tried to open my eyes and catch a reassuring glimpse of the Municipal Gardens, but it was no use, my eyelids might just as well have been sewn shut. I could distinctly see the ominous scene in the catacombs, though. What a strange state of affairs, being able to see with my eyes shut! It no longer gave me a pleasurable thrill. My sole emotion was stark terror.

I tried to calm down by persuading myself that this was just another variation, a new and exciting addition to the concert programme. Now I was in the midst of the story - indeed, I might even be its principal character. But what kind of story was it and who exactly was I?

I stole further along the passage, looking nervously to right and left, up and down and back again. And then I was suddenly overcome by a strange sensation: I could
smell
which books were on the shelves. I had no need to waste time examining them, I could detect the lemony scent of the long-lost collection belonging to Prince Agoo Gaaz the Well-Read, not that his library held any present interest for me because - it abruptly dawned on me whose skin and story I now occupied - I was Colophonius Regenschein the Bookhunter!

How incredible! No, on the contrary, it was all too believable - it was frighteningly true! I had lost my ability to distinguish between dream and reality. I had become another person so completely that I was thinking his thoughts and sensing his fear. Now I knew why those precious volumes held no interest for me. I, Regenschein, was not alone in this labyrinth. I, Regenschein, was trying to escape from someone. I, Regenschein, had ceased to be the hunter and become the quarry: I was being hunted by the Shadow King.

I could hear him rustling and panting behind the books, and I sometimes fancied I could feel his hot breath on my neck, his sharp claws grazing my back. I made another desperate attempt to open my eyes, but in vain. I was imprisoned in Regenschein’s body, held captive in the catacombs of Bookholm.

Was it possible to die in an imaginary scenario? In a dream? What if Regenschein were killed? Was this still a story or the real thing? I could no longer tell. I knew only that I could feel Regenschein’s exhaustion in every limb - feel his aching muscles and burning lungs, his wildly beating heart. Then the passage ended abruptly and I was confronted by a wall of paper. My path was barred from floor to ceiling by a stack of manuscripts piled up at random. It was a dead end.

Feverishly, I debated what to do, retrace my steps and blunder into the arms of the Shadow King or try to demolish the wall of paper? I decided on the latter course of action and was about to set to work when the manuscripts began to stir. Nobody moved them - they moved of their own accord, slithering over each other like serpents, rustling as they crumpled up, straightened out again and eventually assumed the shape of a figure, a figure so horrific in appearance that -

‘
Eeeeeeeeee
!’

Someone was shrieking at the top of his voice.

‘
Eeeeeeeeee
!’

Was that Regenschein screaming in mortal terror?

‘
Eeeeeeeeee
!’

No, it was I, Optimus Yarnspinner, the cowardly lizard, who had flung himself to the ground and was begging for mercy.

‘Please!’ I entreated, sobbing. ‘Please spare me! I don’t want to die!’

‘You can open your eyes,’ said a voice, ‘the music has stopped.’

I opened my eyes. I was lying face down on the grass, just in front of my chair, with the dwarf and several other concertgoers bending over me.

‘Is he a tourist?’ asked someone.

‘Looks like a visitor from Lindworm Castle,’ said someone else.

It was really embarrassing. I scrambled to my feet, brushed the grass from my cloak and sat down again. The entire audience was staring at me. I could sense the eyes of Kibitzer and the Uggly boring into me. Even the musicians were looking my way.

‘They were bound to enjoy your discomfiture,’ the dwarf whispered sympathetically, ‘but you aren’t the first by any means. It’s a very intense experience, living out Colophonius Regenschein’s last few minutes in person.’

‘That’s one way of putting it,’ I whispered back, trying to sit as low in my chair as possible. I naturally couldn’t help being repelled by the notion that I’d screamed and whimpered and rolled around on the ground - for how long, I wondered? - so I was overjoyed when the Murkholmers raised their instruments and reclaimed everyone’s attention.

It sounded almost as if they were checking their valves again. One or another trombophonist blew a single note, seemingly at random, but that was all. Was the concert over? Was this a ritual of some kind? Even more gingerly and apprehensively than before, I experimented by shutting my eyes.

The image I saw this time was rather abstract. No landscape, no figures, no passages, just luminous little specks of various colours - yellow, red, blue - arranged in a circle. They lit up one after another, slowly at first, then at steadily decreasing intervals. The notes didn’t fit together or produce a harmonious melody. Yellow, red, blue, yellow, red, blue - the sequence continued without a break, round and round. It was the first time trombophone music had infused me with no emotion of any kind, neither euphoria nor fear. No story began to unfold.

‘The Optometric Rondo!’ gasped the dwarf beside me. ‘They’re going to play some Moomievillean Ophthalmic Polyphony.’

I knew this too, strangely enough, even though I had never before heard of Moomievillean Ophthalmic Polyphony. Yes, I was suddenly an expert on this esoteric branch of music and knew everything about it - for instance, that Moomievillean oculists had developed a diagnostic technique in which the interior of the eye was examined with a kaleidoscopic crystal of the kind found in the Impic Alps. In order to view every corner of the eye through the pupil, the oculist instructed the patient which way to look: straight up, up and to the right, right of centre, down and to the right, straight down, down and to the left, and so on until the eye had described a complete circle. Moomievillean oculists were Moomies, of course, and Moomies, as everyone knows, have six ears capable of picking up frequencies only spiders can detect. Their brains immediately convert all they hear into music, which is why they hum to themselves the whole time - as, of course, do Moomievillean oculists while at work. This is how it came about that one of them, a certain Dr Doremius Fasolati, noticed that the circular motion of the pupil, in conjunction with his musical humming, had a soothing effect on his patients. It even induced a slightly ecstatic sensation, with the result that - however shattering his diagnosis had been - they left his consulting room in a cheerful, almost euphoric frame of mind. This led to Fasolati’s invention of Ophthalmic Polyphony, a circular arrangement of notes in which the musical theme always returns to its starting point and begins all over again. So much for my new-found knowledge of Moomievillean Ophthalmic Polyphony.

‘The
Optometric Rondo
!’ shouted the audience. ‘Play the
Optometric Rondo
!’

I opened my eyes and saw the Murkholmian trombophonists rising to their feet. Shrill cries of enthusiasm rang out on all sides. I shut my eyes again.

Each note was now played by three trombophonists at the same time, which rendered it far louder and more piercing. The light this occasioned was brighter than before and the sound waves made my body vibrate. As one triplicated note followed another, the lights began to rotate. My vision, hearing and thoughts had also begun to revolve ever faster. Yellow-yellow-yellow, red-red-red, blue-blue-blue . . . I saw a whirling trinity of colours, a flaming rainbow that contracted into a circle and went spinning through the darkness of outer space. Discarding all my doubts, I abandoned myself entirely to the rapture those abstract notes induced in me. We had entered a realm far transcending that of literary music - one in which stories and images, persons and their destinies had ceased to be important. All that I had heard hitherto seemed a mere preliminary to what I was now experiencing, whose immensity was such that I can summarise it in only three words:
I became music.

I began by evaporating. Steam must experience that sensation when it escapes from boiling liquid and rises into the cooling air. For the first time in my life I felt free, truly free from all mundane constraints, disburdened of my body and liberated from my own thoughts.

Then I became sound, and anyone transmuted into sound becomes a wave. Indeed, I venture to say that anyone who knows what it’s like to become a sound wave is well on the way to fathoming the mysteries of the universe. I now understood the secret of music and knew what makes it so infinitely superior to all the other arts: its incorporeality. Once it has left an instrument it becomes its own master, a free and independent creature of sound, weightless, incorporeal and perfectly in tune with the universe.

That was how I felt: like music dancing with a flaming circle high above all else. Somewhere down below lay the world, my body, my cares and concerns, but they all seemed quite insignificant now. Here was the fiery wheel whose presence alone mattered. On and on it spun until its multicoloured luminosity seemed to flow into its interior as well, in three curving trajectories that united at its central point.

And then I saw it: the
Triadic Circle.

The Triadic Circle, the mysterious symbol emblazoned on the doors of Kibitzer’s and Inazia Anazazi’s bookshops . . . It glowed before my inner eye, conjured up by the power of the trombophone music, which was now blaring at maximal volume. That fiery circle was the loveliest, most flawless and magnificent thing I had ever seen. My one desire was to serve and obey it.

Then everything ceased abruptly. The music stopped, the mysterious symbol faded and I plummeted into the depths. I returned to earth, to Zamonia, to my own body. Click! So emancipated only moments before, my spirit had inexorably re-embedded itself in my flesh and was sandwiched between my molecules.

I opened my eyes. The Murkholmers had lowered their trombophones and begun to replace them in their instrument cases. Everyone stood up. No applause. I looked around in bewilderment. What a strange end to such a sensational concert! I turned to ask the dwarf some questions, but he had already left. I saw Kibitzer and the Uggly hurrying off with the rest of the audience as they scrambled over the rows of seats. I alone remained sitting on my collapsible chair in Bookholm’s Municipal Gardens.

Then it came to me: I, too, had no time to lose - I must go at once! How could I have forgotten? My sole aim in life was to acquire as many books as I could gather together and carry. Quick, quick, before the others got there! I simply had to buy some books! Books! Books! And, of course, they had to be Dreaming Books from shops that bore the sign of the Triadic Circle. I dashed off after the rest.