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Authors: Sam Torode

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When I ran out of verses about breasts, Sarah unveiled her own under the silvery Michigan moon. She lay beside me and we sang a song of our own, our bodies communing in a language more ancient than any spoken tongue.

Mama’s health books had introduced me to the scientific side of sex, and Dr. Herman Waldo Long had given me a few helpful pointers. But those science and technical books didn’t tell half of the truth about sex.

As Craw once told me, some truths are so big, so far beyond our understanding, that the only way we can grasp them is through a myth. Sex is like that. It takes a poem to express the deeper truth of the experience, the part that goes beyond what we can see. Anatomical drawings and Latin terms couldn’t begin describe what I found between Sarah’s legs.

Before that night, some parts of the Song of Solomon didn’t make sense to me. Like this one:

 

My beloved put his hand by the hole of the door,

and my heart was moved for him.

I rose to open to my beloved,

and my hand dripped with myrrh,

and my fingers dripped with sweet smelling myrrh

upon the handles of the lock.

 

Now I knew what ol’ Solomon meant by “myrrh.” Sweet, indeed.

And so, on the banks of Leach Lake, I realized my life’s ambition to make love to a beautiful girl before the Rapture. What else was left for me?

To make love again. And again.

And again.

Tarry longer, O Lord.

 

THE END

 

IN MEMORY OF
MY GRANDPARENTS

 

For love is stronger than death.

Song of Solomon 8:6

AUTHOR’S NOTE

This novel is a retelling of the ancient Jewish tale of Tobias and Sarah (as found in the
Book of Tobit
), set in the world of my grandparents, who met and married in Texas during the Great Depression.

I love to hear from readers, so drop me a note at
[email protected]
.


Sam Torode

 

Cover

Back Cover

Title Page

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

In Memory Of

Author’s Note

 

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