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Narragansett Statutes

Title 33 of the Narragansett Code, Sections 801ff.
Dissolution of Marriage, Annulment, and Legal Separation

Sec. 808. Counsel for minor children. Duties.

(a)
The court may appoint counsel for any minor child or children of either or both parties at any time if the court deems it to be in the best interests of the child or children. The court may appoint counsel on its own motion, or at the request of either of the parties or of the legal guardian of any child or at the request of any child who is of sufficient age and capable of making a reasonable request.

(b) Counsel for the child or children may be appointed in any case before the court when the court finds that the custody, care, education, visitation, or support of a minor child is in actual controversy.

Papa

From: Sophie Diehl
To: Maggie Pfeiffer
Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 01:47:16
Subject: Papa
10/19/99 1:47 AM

Dearest Mags,

Long long day. Papa came up to New Salem to see me. He looks fine, not like someone dying, though he’s thinner and limps a bit. He needs a new knee. The old one has never been quite right since his car accident, or as we say in the family, his alleged accident. I took him around the office and had him meet David and Joe and anyone who went to Columbia College. Turns out, we’ve got three of them, including, unbelievably, Proctor, who went there during WWII, as part of Naval Officer Training. If ever there was a Yale or Mather man, it was Proctor (viz, the Proctor Observatory at Mather). They were very sweet together. Proctor’s very proud that Columbia employs the last great English Marxist historian and makes all its students read Thucydides. Intellectual independence is a big thing with him even though he has trouble voting for a Democrat. Papa didn’t wear a tie, but he did wear his navy suit.

Afterward, I took him down to the court. I had a motion to argue in my never-ending Trilling case. Fruit of the forbidden tree. Somebody must have spread the word that my father had come to see me in action. Everyone teased me, including a sort-of-old colleague from my clerking days, Will Jacobsen, who’s now an assistant U.S. attorney; he was hanging out with the ADA (pal? girlfriend?) who was arguing against me. When I clerked for Judge Howard on the 13th Circuit, he clerked for Judge Lintilhac. He’s improved with age. I thought he was a bit of a dork then; not anymore. During the argument, Judge Stuessy kept calling me “Counselor”; then he’d wink. I almost laughed out loud. As you well know, no one who’s ever known me for more than 10 minutes has ever called me anything but Sophie. The ADA, Lily Dion, wasn’t too pleased, but hey, she had all the law on her side. Papa said I was first-rate, even
though he could see I had a desperate argument. He doesn’t know the half of it. Mr. Trilling is going down for a long time. I can’t get him to plead. “So what if he’s dead,” he always says. “No one misses him. I did the world a favor.” I keep trying to explain to him the disgraceful lack of gratitude in the criminal courts.

Off to lunch at Golightly’s (there’s no place else to go!). I told him that I had a divorce client who’d been served there. “That is reprehensible,” he said. He then wanted to know how I’d got roped into “so low” a case, so I gave him a rundown, right down to Fiona’s sudden (or at least unannounced) flight last month and our war of the roses. I asked him if he remembered a student back in ’68 or ’69 named Daniel Durkheim. “Ah, Sophie girl,” he said, “I don’t remember anyone from those years. All I did those springs is take garbage out of Low Library. I don’t even think we had graduations in those years.”

I had to work that afternoon, and he had made plans to see a colleague at Mather. We met up at my place for dinner. I cooked. Spaghetti carbonara. “Like Maman’s,” he said, an undeserved compliment. We drank a bottle of wine, and he talked about his cancer, his work, his marriage. He was not exactly frank, but he wasn’t dishonest. Gran has leukemia, but the doc assured her she’ll die of something else. I love English doctors. No icing the cake.

We walked to the station so he could catch the 10:18 train. It was the best time with him in 15 years. I went home and cried, and then watched
Two for the Road
, so I could cry some more.

Did you get a part in
The Rivals
?

Love,
Sophie

P.S. Word back as I was leaving the office at 6 pm from Ms. Meiklejohn’s husband’s lawyers. WE HAVE A DEAL. I am now a bona fide divorce lawyer.

The Rivals

From: Maggie Pfeiffer
To: Sophie Diehl
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 22:14:37
Subject: The Rivals
10/20/99 10:14 PM

Dear Sophie,

I’ve had two callbacks for
The Rivals
, and I’m Languishing like mad. I do hope I get it. It’s a delicious play. I like comedy better than tragedy or, in an era without tragedies, drama. It’s more difficult, more complicated—it’s harder to make someone laugh than cry—
but so much more satisfying. I’m not funny myself, but I think I can play funny.

I’m so glad you had a good time with your father. He can be wonder-ful when he puts his mind and his back into it. It was easier for your mother to be a good parent, even though she’s French. She was determined not to be her mother. Your father, on the other hand, took the lessons of bad parenting differently. He simply wanted his mother dead. Both your grandmothers were/are godawful. In some way, both your parents are miracles.

What’s this about Will Jacobsen? I remember him. Good-looking but not too good-looking.

Love,
Maggie

P.S. I’ve been meaning to tell you this for ages but keep forgetting; all men drop their underpants on the floor until they’re 30, unless their toilet training was too rigorous.

Sarah Littlemore Diehl

405 RIVERSIDE DRIVE
NEW YORK, NY 10025

22 October 1999

My darling Sophie girl,

I’ve appropriated Sally’s stationery. I used to take Maman’s too. Hmmm. I could give a Freudian interpretation, but I always get in trouble when I move in that direction with you lot. The great Unanalyzable One speaks. But this is all noise.

I write to say what a wonderful time I had with you on Tuesday. A perfect day. You are a class lawyer, my girl, and everyone in the firm and the courts knows it. I know I’m a difficult parent, bruised and bruising. I regret it. Don’t take it personally (a ridiculous thing to say to one’s child, but true). I’m unpleasant to most people, except of course waiters, taxi drivers, nannies, and panhandlers. The curse of the U-Marxist. I digress again. You are a class person. That’s what I meant to say.

I shall come again to visit you if I may. History shows I’m better on your territory than the home ground.

Will Jacobsen likes you. Believe me. I know the look. The father of beautiful daughters learns early on to recognize it. Next day, he buys a shotgun. Give him a chance. He strikes me as wholly plausible.

All my love,
Papa

TRAYNOR, HAND, WYZANSKI

222 CHURCH STREET
NEW SALEM, NARRAGANSETT 06555
(393) 876-5678

MEMORANDUM

Attorney Work Product

From:
Sophie Diehl
To:
David Greaves
RE:
Meiklejohn/Durkheim Separation Agreement
Date:
October 27, 1999
Attachments:
Separation Agreement

I am back from Sanger & Booth with the signed and notarized agreement. Felix was a godsend. I couldn’t have done it without him. As you know, I’ve never drafted a separation agreement before. And I never will again, though if I had to do a divorce, this one was the one to do. I will miss Mia Meiklejohn. She was the smartest, most interesting, most humorous client I’ve ever had. She was badly behaved in a way I like. And it was a collaborative relationship, which it rarely is in criminal cases; your criminal clients mostly think of you as a patsy or a tool, and they never tell the truth. Maybe I’m developing a taste for civil litigation. I sometimes wish we didn’t have to specialize.

The meeting went well. Ms. Meiklejohn was civil; Dr. Durkheim was surly. I don’t blame him. The custody clause is a tough one, but Ms. Meiklejohn wouldn’t budge. She urged him to write a letter to Jane explaining why he went along. He didn’t say anything.

The parties agreed to waive the Parent Education Classes. I know Ms. Meiklejohn was tempted not to, but she swallowed hard and went along.

Is there anything else I have to do? There are no escalators in the agreement; Felix says their only use is as a bargaining chip to give up. No one pays without being sued, he said, and by the time you’ve won, you’re back in court suing for the next increase. “Frontload, frontload,” was his advice.

I’ll do my hours and send them to you. I’ll let you decide which are billable and which are not.

Commonwealth of Narragansett

Family Court

County:
Tyler
Docket No:
99-27

Separation Agreement

Daniel E. Durkheim
Plaintiff
v.
Maria M. Durkheim, a.k.a. Maria M. Meiklejohn
Defendant

I. Parties

Agreement, made this ______th/st day of _____________, 1999, by and between
DANIEL DURKHEIM, HUSBAND
, residing at 404 St. Cloud Street, New Salem, Narragansett, 06556 (hereinafter referred to as the “Husband”), and
MARIA M. DURKHEIM
a.k.a.
MARIA M. MEIKLEJOHN, WIFE
, residing at 404 St. Cloud Street, New Salem, Narragansett, 06556 (hereinafter referred to as the “Wife”).

II. Recitals

A. Marriage
The Husband and Wife were married in New York, New York, on June 21, 1982.

B. Children
There is one (1) Child of the marriage. Jane Mather Durkheim (hereinafter referred to as the “Child”), born April 23, 1988, who is a minor and is dependent upon the Parties for support and maintenance.

C. Agreement to Separate
Serious and irreconcilable differences have arisen between the Husband and Wife, and Husband and Wife acknowledge that there has been an irretrievable breakdown of the marriage on or about January 3, 1999. Both parties desire to settle their financial, property, and other rights and obligations arising out of the marriage.

D. Restoration of Wife’s Name
In any judgment of dissolution of marriage, it shall be ordered that Wife’s name shall be restored to Maria Mather Meiklejohn.

III. Covenants

A. Effect of Agreement
The Husband and the Wife shall live separate and apart from one another, and each shall be free from interference, harassment, mole-station, authority, and control, direct or indirect, by the other as fully as if single and unmarried. The Parties shall each have the right to dispose of his or her property by will or otherwise, in such manner as each may in his or her uncontrolled discretion deem proper, and neither will claim any interest in the estate or property of the other, except to enforce any obligation imposed by this Agreement, which shall be enforceable against the estate of each of them. The Husband and the Wife each warrant that he or she will not hereafter contract or incur any debt, charge, or liability whatsoever for which the other or his or her legal representative, property, or estate will or may become liable. The Husband and Wife further warrant to hold each other free, harmless, and indemnified from and against all debts, charges, and liabilities hereafter contracted or incurred by the other in breach of the provision of this Agreement.

B. Full Disclosure
Each Party warrants that he or she has made full disclosure of his or her income, assets, property, liabilities, and financial prospects.

C. Child Custody
The Wife and the Husband shall share legal custody of the Child and the Wife shall have physical custody of the Child, the Child residing with the Wife. The Husband shall have the right to visit with and be visited by the Child at reasonable times and for reasonable durations upon reasonable notice to the Wife.

The Husband and the Wife shall consult together in an effort to mutually agree in regard to the welfare, education, religious observance, and development of the Child to the end that, so far as possible, they may pursue a mutually harmonious policy in regard to her upbringing.

Neither the Husband nor the Wife shall attempt nor condone any attempt to estrange the Child from each other, or to injure or impede the respect or affection of the Child for the other, but on the contrary shall at all times encourage and foster in the Child respect and affection for both parents.

If for reasons of employment or other exigency, the Wife seeks to relocate with the Child more than 50 miles from New Salem, she shall notify the Husband prior to the move and arrange a reasonable schedule of visitation. Reasonable transportation expenses for the Child visiting the Husband under these circumstances shall be paid by the Wife. If the Husband seeks to relocate more than 50 miles from New Salem, he shall notify the Wife prior to the move and arrange a reasonable schedule of visitation. Transportation expenses for the Child visiting the Husband under these circumstances shall be paid by the Husband.

In the event of any serious illness of the Child, the parent with whom the Child is then staying shall immediately, if reasonably possible, notify the other parent, and that parent shall have the right to visit the Child during the illness.

Upon the death of the Husband prior to the Child reaching the age of 18, the Wife shall assume sole legal custody and retain physical custody. Upon the death of the Wife prior to the Child reaching the age of 18, the Husband and the maternal Grandfather of the Child, Bruce Meiklejohn (hereinafter referred to as the “Grandfather”), shall share legal custody and the Grandfather shall have physical custody, the Child residing with the Grandfather. The Husband shall have the right to visit with and be visited by the Child at reasonable times and for reasonable durations upon reasonable notice to the Grandfather.

D. Child Support
The Husband shall pay to the Wife for the support and maintenance of the Child the sum of $5,000.00 a month, beginning the first day of the month, following the execution of this Agreement, for seven (7) years. Thereafter, the Husband shall pay for the support and maintenance of the Child the sum of $1,500.00 a month, due the first day of the month, until her 23rd birthday or her graduation from college, whichever event occurs first.

E. Spousal Support / Traditional Alimony
As spousal support for the Wife, the Husband shall pay to the Wife the sum of $5,000.00 a month, beginning the first day of the month, following the execution of this Agreement, for seven years. Spousal support will cease upon the Wife’s death, remarriage, or employment at an annual salary of $48,000 or more.

F. Rehabilitation Alimony
The Husband shall provide the Wife with rehabilitation alimony up to the sum of $30,000.00 a year for three (3) years, in payment of law school tuition. The actual payment, up to the sum of $30,000, shall be the tuition cost of the law school the Wife attends.

G. Child’s Education
The Husband shall be responsible for payment of all college expenses of the Child, including tuition, room and board, fees, books, and living expenses, for four (4) years of college. In recognition of the Husband’s obligations for spousal support, the Wife shall be responsible for all of the Child’s primary and secondary education school fees at the Peabody School or other school she may attend.

H. Real Property
The Husband and Wife have resided together at 404 St. Cloud Street, New Salem, Narragansett (hereinafter referred to as the “Marital Residence”). On or before the 30th day following the signing of this Agreement, the Wife shall vacate the Marital Residence and the Husband shall be entitled to exclusive occupancy. The Wife shall convey
to the Husband all her right, title, and interest in the Marital Residence; and upon conveyance, the Husband shall be solely responsible for the payment of all mortgages, loans, taxes, and insurance. The Husband hereby releases the Wife from all claims made by the bank holding the mortgage on the Marital Residence, the bank providing the Home Equity Loan, and all other liabilities arising out of the Husband’s ownership of interest in the Marital Residence. The Parties’ current net equity in the Marital Residence is $240,000 (current valuation of $525,000 less mortgage, Realtors’ fees, and closing costs). The Wife releases her claims to her one-half interest in the net equity ($120,000).

I. Personal Property
The Parties have divided their tangible personal property to the satisfaction of each. The Parties agree that all furniture and household furnishings located in the Marital Residence shall be the exclusive property of the Husband, except for the items identified below, which shall be the exclusive property of the Wife. The Wife shall remove such items from the Marital Residence at a time or times mutually convenient to the Parties. The Husband will keep the Persian rug. The Wife will keep the original works by Cindy Sherman, Jenny Holzer, Ephraim Rubenstein, Robert Sweeney, Boris Chaliapin, and Ray and Charles Eames; all flatware, china, pottery, cooking utensils, and table linens; the Ian Ingersoll dining table; the Thonet chairs; the quilts and other antique bed linens; and all other personal property given by or inherited from her family with the exception of the Persian rug.

J. Automobiles
The Wife will retain the 1997 Saab, which is two years old and has two years left on its loan. The car is registered in her name. Its original cost was $32,000; its current value is $22,000. The Wife will make all loan payments. The Husband will retain the 1999 Audi, which was leased under a four-year Agreement. The car cost $68,000. It is now worth $60,000. The lease is in the Husband’s name. The difference in value of the two cars recognizes the Husband’s inheritance of $16,000 in 1968 from his mother.

K. Pets
The family pets, Tito the cat and Fido the dog, will live with the Wife and the Child. The Husband will have reasonable visitation, which includes having the pets stay with him in his residence.

L. Bank Accounts
The Parties have a joint savings account with Federated Central Bank, New Salem, with $16,000 on deposit. This sum shall go to the Wife. The Parties hereby waive all claims with respect to funds previously withdrawn from the joint bank accounts of the Parties.

M. Investments
The Parties have investment accounts with the firm of Ira Lowenstein: stock market account (Account Number: 04-0042-91) and Treasury Bills (Account Number: 04-0042-93). As of March 31, 1999, the stock market account had $700,000. The Husband shall convey to the Wife his interest in the stock market account and release all claims to any interest in it. The Husband and Wife jointly own $90,000 in Treasury Bills. The Wife releases all claims to the Treasury Bills and conveys to the Husband her interest in the Bills.

N. Pension Plans and Retirement Accounts
The Wife releases all claims to the Husband’s TIAA-CREF Accounts (TIAA Contract Number: ZZ 88567342-3; CREF Certificate Number: ZZ 88567342-8; Premium Remitter: Mather University) with a value of $600,000 as of March 31, 1999, and his 401(k) Plan with the firm of Ira Lowenstein (401[k] Plan Account Number: 04-0043-92) with a value of $300,000, as of March 31, 1999.

O. Medical Insurance
The Husband will maintain medical and hospital insurance for the Wife for seven (7) years from the signing of this Agreement. The Husband will maintain medical and hospital insurance for the Child until her 23rd birthday or her graduation from college, whichever event occurs first.

P. Life Insurance
Until the Child’s 23rd birthday or her graduation from college, the Husband shall carry a life insurance policy on his life in the face amount of $740,000 (two times his current annual salary), naming the Wife as beneficiary.

Q. Income Taxes
The Parties shall execute and file joint tax returns for the calendar year 1999. Any refund payable with respect to any joint tax returns shall be remitted to the Husband. If there is any deficiency or tax liability assessed on any jointly filed tax return, such deficiency or tax liability, with any interest or penalties thereon, shall be paid by the Husband.

R. Mutual Release and Discharge of Claims in Estates
Each Party shall have the right to dispose of the property of such Party by last will and testament in such manner as such Party may deem proper in the sole discretion of such Party, with the same force and effect as if the other Party had died. Each Party, individually and for his or her heirs, executors, administrators, successors, and assigns, hereby waives, releases, and relinquishes any and all claims, rights, or interests as a surviving spouse in or to any property, real or personal, that the other Party owns or possesses at death, or to which the other Party or his or her estate may be entitled.

S. Legal Representation
In connection with this Agreement, the Wife and Husband have had the advice of independent counsel of his and her own selection. Both Parties acknowledge that this Agreement has been achieved after competent legal representation and honest negotiations. Nothing herein shall be construed as a waiver or denial of the right of either Party to secure payment of attorneys’ fees as provided by law for any breach by the other of any provision of this Agreement. Each Party acknowledges that all of the matters embodied in this Agreement, including all terms, covenants, conditions, waivers, releases, and other provisions contained herein, are fully understood by him or her; that he or she is entering into
this Agreement freely, voluntarily, and after due consideration of the consequences of doing so; and that this Agreement is valid and binding upon him or her.

T. General Provisions
This Agreement is entire and complete and embodies all understandings and Agreements between the Parties. No representation, warranty, Agreement, or undertaking of any kind or nature has been made to either Party to induce the making of this Agreement, except as is expressly set forth herein.

This Agreement shall not be amended, modified, discharged, or terminated except by a writing executed and acknowledged by the Party sought to be bound. It is the intention of the Parties that the division and transfer of property provided for in this Agreement shall be final, unless the Parties hereto shall hereafter agree to the contrary in writing.

This Agreement and all rights and obligations of the Parties hereunder shall be construed according to the laws of the State of Narragansett. If any provision of this Agreement should be held to be invalid or unenforceable under the laws of any state, country, or other jurisdiction, the remainder of this Agreement shall continue in full force and effect. Each of the rights and obligations of the Parties hereunder shall be deemed independent and may be enforced irrespective of any other rights and obligations herein.

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