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Authors: Dorothy L. Sayers
I dont know, said Perry, but I give it a name. I call it God. You dont know what the aether is, but you give it a name, and deduce its attributes from its behaviour. Why shouldnt I do likewise? You people are making it all very much easier for me.
It was no good. I had to ask my question. I burst in violently, inappropriately, on this theological discussion:
You mean to tell me, I said, that it is possible to differentiate a substance produced synthetically in the laboratory from one produced by living tissue?
Certainly, said Waters, turning to me in some surprise, but apparently accepting my tardy realisation of this truth as mere vagary of my slow and unscientific wits. So long, of course, as the artificial substance remains in the first or racemic form, for this would be optically inactive, while that from the living tissues would rotate the beam of polarised light, when viewed in the polariscope. If, however, that racemic form had been already split up by the intelligent operator, or some other living agency, into its two dextro-and laevo-rotary forms, it would be impossible, to distinguish between them.
I saw a path of escape opening up. Surely the synthetic muscarine at St Anthonys would have had this other operation performed on it. There was no reason at all why I should interfere. I relapsed into silence, and the conversation wandered on.
I was recalled to myself by a movement about me. Matthews was explaining that he had to be getting home. Waters rose to accompany him. In a minute he would be gone and the opportunity lost. I had only to sit still.
I got up. I made my fatuous farewells. I said I had a perfectly good wife to go home to. I thanked my host and said how much I had enjoyed the evening. I followed the other men out into the narrow hall, with its loaded umbrella-stand and ugly, discoloured wall-paper.
Dr Waters, I said.
Yes? He turned smiling towards me. I must say something now or he would think me a fool.
May I have a word with you?
By all means. Which way do you go?
Bloomsbury, said I, hoping desperately that he lived at Hendon or Harringay.
Excellent, I am going that way myself. Shall we share a taxi?
I murmured something about Professor Matthews.
No, no, said he, Im going by tube to Earls Court.
We found our taxi and got in.
Well, now? said Waters.
I was in for it now. I told him the whole story.
By God, he said, thats damned interesting. Fine idea for a murder. Of course, any jury in the country would be only too ready to believe it was accident. Tempting Providence, and all that. And unless your man was fool enough to use the synthetic muscarine in its racemic form, you know, Im very much afraid hes pulled it off. Theres a chance, of course. They may not have gone further than that. Why didnt you ask Benson while you were about it?
I thought of doing so, I admitted. At least, I didnt know about this racemic business, but I thought there might be some way of telling the artificial stuff from the real. But Harrison seemed satisfied
He would be. I know these people. Wrapped up in their own subjects. An engineer he ought to know something about molecular structure. But no. Hes no occasion to study Organic, so it doesnt occur to him that theres anything to know about it. The word of a first-year student at Anthonys is enough for him. You have more imagination. Why didnt you?
I dont know that I quite wanted to.
Let bad alone, eh? But damn it, its interesting. I say, what a scoop for the papers, if it comes off! First murder ever caught by the polariscope. Better than Crippen and the wireless. Only theyll have a bit of a job explaining it. Now, look here, what are we going to do about it? Who did the analysis?
Lubbock.
Oh, yes Home Office man, of course. Well have to get on to him. Its chance if hes kept the stuff by him. What? Oh, he has. Thats all right then. Weve only got to take a squint at it and then we shall know. I mean, if the stuff really is racemic, we shall know. If not, we never shall. Whats the time? Quarter-past eleven. No time like the present. Here, driver!
He thrust his head out of the window and gave an address in Woburn Square.
Its all on our way, and Lubbock never goes to bed before midnight. I know him well. Hell be keen on this.
His energy swept me up, feebly protesting, and in a few minutes time we were standing on Sir James Lubbocks doorstep, ringing the bell.
The door was opened by a manservant, of whom Waters inquired whether Sir James was at home.
No, sir. He is working late tonight, sir, at the Home Office. I think its the arsenic case, sir.
Oh, of course. Thats luck for us, Munting. Well run down and catch him there. You might give him a ring, Stevens, and say Im coming down to see him on an urgent matter. You know who I am?
Oh, yes, sir. Dr Waters. Very good, sir. Youll find him in the laboratory, sir.
Right. Wed better hurry up, or we may just miss him.
We plunged back into the taxi.
Shall we find any difficulty in getting in?
Oh, no. Ive been there before. Were making very good time. Provided he hadnt started before Stevens got through to him, hell wait for us. Ah! here we are.
We drew up at a side door in the big Government building. After a short colloquy with the man on duty, we were passed through. I stumbled at Waterss heels through a number of dreary corridors, till we fetched up in a kind of small anteroom.
I feel strongly persuaded, I said, that I am on a visit to the dentist.
And you hope very much hell say theres nothing to be done to you this time. I, on the contrary, hope very much that its something malignant and unusual. Have a fag.
I accepted the fag. I tried to think of Harrison, perishing horribly in his lonely shack, but instead I could only see Lathom with his hair rumpled and his teeth set, painting with his usual careless brilliance. I got the idea that God or Nature or Science or some other sinister and powerful thing had set a trap for him, and that I was pushing him into it. I thought it was ruthless of God or whoever it was. Pom, pomty; pom, pomty; pom, pomty; pom, pomty I was nervously humming something and I couldnt think what. Oh, yes Haydns Creation that bit, where the kettle-drums thump so gently, so ruthlessly, on one note And-the-spi-rit-of-God (pomty) moved-upon-the-face-of-the-waters-(pom) only apparently it wasnt the spirit of God, but an asymmetric molecule, which didnt fit the rhythm. Somebody was walking down the corridor, with a soft, muffled beat, rather like kettle-drums. Let there be light (pomty-pom) and there was
The door opened.
I recognised Sir James Lubbock at once, of course, though now, in a white overall and pair of crimson carpet slippers, he presented an appearance less point-device than he had done at the inquest. He greeted Waters cordially and received my name with a faint look of puzzledom.
Mr Munting? Yes let me see, havent we met before?
I reminded him of Manaton.
Of course, of course. I knew I knew your face. Mr Munting, the novelist. Delighted to make your acquaintance under more pleasant auspices.
I dont know that they are much more pleasant, said Waters. As a matter of fact, its the Harrison case we wanted to see you about.
Really? Has something fresh turned up? You know, the other day I had a letter from the mans son. Rather an odd letter. He seemed to have got the idea that there was more in the case than met the eye. Hinted that we might have found something else strychnine or something. Quite ridiculous, of course. There wasnt the faintest doubt about the cause of death. Muscarine poisoning. Perfectly straightforward.
Just so. By the way, Lubbock, did it by any chance occur to you to give that muscarine the once-over with the polariscope?
With the polariscope? Good heavens, no. Why should it? That wouldnt tell one anything. You know all about muscarine. Dextro-rotatory, Nothing abstruse about it.
Oh, quite. But weve been having a little discussion, and as a matter of fact, Lubbock, it would relieve Mr Muntings mind and mine considerably, if you would just check up on that point.
Well, if you insist, theres nothing easier. But whats the mystery?
Nothing at all, probably. Just an extra bit of collateral evidence, thats all.
Youve something at the back of your mind, Waters Cant I be allowed to know?
Ill tell you after youve done it?
Sir James Lubbock shook his handsome grey head.
Thats Waters all over. Hes like Sherlock Holmes. Never can resist a touch of the dramatic.
No, said Waters. Its just native caution. Dont want to commit myself and be made to look foolish.
Oh, well, come along and well get it over?
Arent we interrupting your work? I said. I hope this question was prompted by politeness, but I think I spoke in a vain hope of delaying the crisis.
Not a bit. Id just finished was packing up, in fact, when I got your message.
We traversed some more corridors and eventually came out into a large laboratory, faintly lit by a single electric bulb. An attendant was just locking a cupboard. He turned as he saw us.
Its all right, Denis. Ill see to things. You can trot away home.
Very well. Good-night, Sir James.
Good-night.
Sir James switched on some more lights, flooding the gaunt room with what Poe has called somewhere a ghastly and inappropriate splendour. Stepping across to a tall cupboard labelled with his name, he unlocked it with a key that hung upon his watch-chain.
Heres my bluebeards chamber, he said, smiling. Relics of all kinds of crimes and tragedies. Bottled murders. Bottled suicides. Plenty of plots for novels here, Mr Munting.
I said I supposed so.
Here we are, Harrison. Extract from stomach. Extract from vomit. Extract from dish of fungus. Which is it you particularly want, Waters?
Doesnt matter. Try the extract from the dish of fungus. Itll be less open to that is, it is possibly better for our purpose. Whats this, Lubbock?
That? Oh, thats a fresh solution of muscarine I made myself for control purposes, to assist in determining the strength.
Made from the fungus?
Yes. I dont altogether guarantee that Ive isolated the principle. But its near enough.
Oh, yes. Id like to have a look at that, too, if I may.
By all means.
He brought the bottles out and set them on one of the laboratory tables. In appearance they were indistinguishable the same white salt that I had seen before in the laboratory at St Anthonys.
Sir James Lubbock unlocked another cupboard, and produced a large heavy instrument, rather like a telescope fixed to a stand. He put it down beside the two bottles and departed in search of water. While he was preparing solutions from the respective bottles of muscarine, Waters turned to me.
Youd better have this quite clear in your mind I mean, youd like to know what you may expect to see, exactly.
Yes, I said. At present I feel rather like the good lady in The Moonstone, who wanted to know when the explosion would take place.
Im afraid it wont be so exciting at that. Cheer up, man, you look as white as a sheet. At the further end of the instrument is a thin plate of the semi-transparent mineral, tourmaline. Youve seen it in jewellers shops. Pretty stuff, and all that, and, what is more to the purpose, it has a very finely foliated structure. In a ray of ordinary light, the vibrations take place in all directions, but when passed through a slice of tourmaline they are confined to one plane, and the light is then polarised. We talked about that at dinner you remember. This slice of tourmaline is called the polariser. Right. Now at this end, near the eyepiece, is a second slice of tourmaline, which can be rotated, and which is called the analyser. Now, when the analyser is turned so that its foliations are parallel to those of the polariser, light will pass through both, but if the analyser is turned so that its foliations are at right angles to those of the polariser, then no light will pass and there will be darkness. All clear so far?
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Perfectly.
Very well. Now, if, when the analyser is thus turned to darkness, I place the solution of an optically active substance between the two slices of tourmaline the light will you can tell me that yourself its a band of light, remember.
I remember. Yes. The band of light will be rotated as it passes through.
Thats right. It will come round into line with the foliations of the analyser, and
Come through! said I, triumphantly.
Thank God for a man of intelligent mind. As you rightly say, it will come through. And therefore you will see
Light! said I.
(Pom, pomty; pom, pomty if I could have got rid of that relentless drum-beat. My heart seemed to be going very heavily too.)
But if, went on Waters, with his eye on Sir James, who was stirring his solutions with a glass rod over the sink, if the substance should be optically inactive if, for example, it should turn out to be a synthetic product, prepared from inorganic substances in the laboratory then it will not rotate the beam of polarised light. The darkness will persist.
I saw that.
Well, now you perfectly understand. If, when we put the muscarine solution in the polariscope, we get light, it proves nothing. Either the stuff is natural, or else the synthetic preparation has already been split up into its two active forms, and we can make no pronouncement about it. But if we get darkness then its a pretty dark business, Mr Munting.
I nodded.
Well, Waters, said Sir James, cheerfully, finished your lecture?
Quite. The pupil is highly commended.
Good. Now, Im in your hands, Waters. What do you want me to do?
I think well have the control solution first, if you dont mind. Now, Mr Munting you will see how this substance, prepared from the living tissue of a fungus, rotates the beam of polarised light. Right you are, sir.