Authors: Boleslaw Prus
And at this moment, for the first time, the idea of not returning to Poland appeared clearly to him: âI'll sell the shop,' he thought, âwithdraw my capital and settle in Paris. I won't get in the way of people who don't want meâ¦I'll visit the museums, perhaps take to some special studies, and life will pass, if not happily, then at least painlessly.'
Only one incident, one person could bring him back to Poland and keep him thereâ¦But this incident hadn't happened, and indeed, others had occurred to detach him more and more from Warsaw and attach him increasingly to Paris.
O
NE DAY
he was conducting business as usual with clients in the reception room. He had just dismissed an individual who offered to fight duels on his behalf, another who was a ventriloquist and wanted to take part in diplomacy, and a third, who promised to reveal to him the treasures buried by Napoleon's general staff at Berezina, when a footman in a blue frock-coat announced: âProfessor Geist!'
âGeist?' Wokulski repeated, and he experienced a peculiar sensation. It occurred to him that iron, in the vicinity of a magnet, must feel such sensations: âAsk him in.'
A moment later in came a very small and skinny man, with a face as yellow as wax. He had not a single grey hair on his head.
âHow old might he be?' thought Wokulski. Meanwhile, the visitor was eyeing him sharply, and they sat thus for a minute or perhaps two, appraising one another. Wokulski was seeking to estimate the age of the newcomer. Geist appeared to be examining him.
âYour orders, sir?' Wokulski finally exclaimed.
Geist shifted in his seat: âWhat can I order?' he replied with a shrug, âI have come here to beg, not to give orders.'
âWhat can I do for you?' inquired Wokulski, for his visitor's face seemed strangely likeable to him.
His guest rubbed his head: âI came here with one thing,' he said, but I'm going to talk of something else. I wanted to sell you a new explosiveâ¦'
âI won't buy it,' Wokulski interrupted.
âWon't you?' asked Geist, âand yet I was told you gentlemen are seeking something of the sort for the navy. But never mindâ¦I have something else for youâ¦'
âFor me?' asked Wokulski, surprised not so much by Geist's words as by his looks.
âDid you not at one time fly a captive balloon?' said his guest.
âYes, I did.'
âYou are wealthy and an expert in natural sciences.'
âYes,' Wokulski replied.
âAnd there was a time when you meant to jump off a bridge?' asked Geist. Wokulski pushed his chair back.
âDo not be surprised,' said his visitor. âIn my life I have seen some thousand natural scientists, while I have had four suicides in my laboratory, so I am an expert in this type of person. You have glanced at the barometer too often for me not to have recognised a natural scientist, while even schoolgirls recognise a man thinking of suicide.'
âWhat can I do for you?' Wokulski asked again, wiping the sweat from his face.
âI won't say much,' Geist declared. âDo you know what organic chemistry is?'
âIt's the chemistry of carbon compoundsâ¦'
âAnd what do you think of the chemistry of hydrogen compounds?'
âThere is no such thing.'
âThere is,' Geist replied, âbut instead of volatiles, fats, aromatic bodies, it gives new productsâ¦New products, Monsieur Suzin, with very interesting properties.â¦'
âWhat does that have to do with me,' said Wokulski dully, âI'm a tradesman.'
âYou are not a tradesman, sir, but a desperado,' Geist replied. âTradesmen don't think of jumping out of a balloonâ¦As soon as I saw you, I thought, “This is the man for me.” But you vanished from my sight as soon as you left the porchâ¦Today chance has brought us together againâ¦Mr Suzin, we must discuss the hydrogen compounds, and if you are wealthyâ¦'
âIn the first place, I am not Suzin.'
âNo matter, since all I need is a wealthy desperado,' said Geist.
Wokulski gazed at Geist almost fearfully. Questions flashed through his mind: is he a conjuror or secret agent, a madman or perhaps he's really a spirit? Who knows that Satan is only a myth and doesn't appear to people at certain times? The fact is, however, that this old man of indeterminate age had tracked down the most secret thought of Wokulski who had recently been dreaming about suicide, but so timidly that he had lacked the courage even to formulate the plan to himself.
His visitor continued gazing at him and smiled with tranquil irony: but when Wokulski opened his mouth to ask him something, he interrupted: âDon't trouble yourself, sir. I have already spoken with so many people regarding their own characters and my inventions that I can tell in advance what you wish to know. I'm Professor Geist, an old madman, as they say in all the cafés around the university and polytechnic. Once I was called a great chemist, untilâ¦until I went beyond the boundary of scientific knowledge in force, today. I reported articles, I produced inventions in my own name or in the names of my collaborators, who even shared the profits with me conscientiously. But since the time when I discovered phenomena not to be found in the annals of the Academy, I have been denounced not only as a madman but as a heretic and traitorâ¦'
âHere, in Paris?' Wokulski whispered.
âAha!' Geist laughed, âhere, in Paris. In Altdorf or Neustadt, a heretic and traitor is the man who doesn't believe in the clergy, Bismarck, the ten commandments and the Prussian constitution. Here one may mock Bismarck and the constitution, but you run the risk of apostasy if you don't believe in the multiplication table, the theory of wave movement, the consistency of specific gravities and so forth. Show me, sir, one city in which men's brains are not cramped by some dogma or other, and I'll make it the capital of the world and the cradle of a new race of menâ¦'
Wokulski cooled down: he was certain he was dealing with a maniac. Geist gazed at him and went on smiling: âI'm ending, Mr Suzin,' he said. âI've made great discoveries in chemistry, I have created a new science, I have found new industrial products which people scarcely dared even to dream of before. Butâ¦I still need a few extremely important facts, and I have no more money. I've sunk four fortunes in my research, and used up a dozen or more men: so now I need another fortune and new menâ¦'
âWhy this confidence in me?' asked Wokulski, calm now.
âThat's simple,' replied Geist. âThoughts of suicide come to a madman, a scoundrel or to a man of high worth, for whom the world is too small.'
âBut how do you know I am not a scoundrel?'
âAnd how do you know that a horse isn't a cow?' Geist replied. âDuring my enforced vacations, which have lasted for several years, alas, I have been occupying myself with zoology and making a special study of the species, Man. In this single species, with its two hands, I discovered dozens of animal types ranging from oysters and earthworms to owls and tigers. What is more, I have discovered blends of these types: tigers with wings, serpents with the heads of dogs, falcons with the shells of tortoises, which of course the imagination of poetic geniuses had already divined. And amidst all this menagerie of beasts and monsters, here and there I have found a real man, a being with sense, heart and energy. You, Mr Suzin, have the unmistakable traits of a man and that is why I have spoken so frankly to you: you are one in ten, perhaps in a hundred thousand.'
Wokulski frowned. Geist burst out: âWhat? Perhaps you think I am flattering you to gain a few francs? I'll call on you again tomorrow and you'll see how unfair you are just now, and stupid.'
He jumped up, but Wokulski stopped him: âDon't be angry, professor,' he said, âI didn't want to offend you. But here I am visited almost every day by various kinds of tricksters.'
âTomorrow I'll convince you I am neither a trickster nor a madman,' Geist replied. âI'll show you something seen by only six or seven men whoâ¦are dead now. Ah, if only they were still alive!' he sighed.
âWhy not until tomorrow?'
âBecause I live some distance away, and have no money for a horse-drawn cab.'
Wokulski pressed his hand: âYou won't be offended, professor?' he asked, âifâ¦'
âIf you give me the fare? No. After all, I told you to start with that I'm here to beg and am perhaps the most wretched beggar in Paris.'
Wokulski gave him a hundred francs. âFor goodness sake,' Geist smiled, âten would do. Who knows but what you won't be giving me a hundred thousand tomorrowâ¦Do you have a large fortune?'
âAround one million francs.'
âA million!' Geist repeated, clutching his head. âI'll be back in two hours. God grant that I become as necessary to you, as you are to me.'
âIn that case, be so kind, professor, as to come to my room on the third floor. This is a public room.'
âI prefer the third floorâ¦I'll be back in two hours,' replied Geist, and he quickly hurried out of the room. A moment later Jumart appeared: âThe old fellow bored you,' he said to Wokulski, âeh?'
âWhat sort of man is he?' Wokulski asked casually.
Jumart stuck out his lower lip. âHe's a madman,' he replied, âbut when I was still a student, he was a great chemist. Well, then he produced some invention or other, he's said to have some strange objects to display, butâ¦' He tapped his forehead with one finger.
âWhy do you call him a madman?'
âWhat other epithet can you give to a man', replied Jumart, âwho believes he has succeeded in decreasing the specific gravity of bodies, or is it of metalsâI don't recall?'
Wokulski bade him good-bye and went to his room: âWhat a strange city,' he thought, âwhere there are to be found treasure-seekers, hired defenders of a man's honour, distinguished ladies who trade in secrets, waiters who discuss chemistry and chemists who want to decrease the specific gravity of bodiesâ¦'
Towards five, Geist appeared in his room: he was somehow agitated and locked the door behind him. âMr Suzin,' he said, âit is very important to me that we should understand one another. Tell meâdo you have obligations: a wife, children? Although it doesn't seem to meâ¦'
âI have no one.'
âBut you have a fortune? A millionâ¦'
âVery nearly.'
âAnd tell me,' said Geist, âwhy you are thinking of killing yourself?'
Wokulski shuddered. âThat was temporary,' he said, âI felt giddy in the balloon.'
Geist shook his head. âYou have a fortune,' he muttered, âyou are not striving for fame, or at least not yetâ¦There must be a woman in it,' he cried.
âPossibly,' replied Wokulski, highly embarrassed.
âIt's a woman!' said Geist. âThat's bad. One can never know what she will do and what she will lead to. In any case, listen,' he added, looking into his eyes, âif you ever again feel the need to tryâ¦Do you understand? Don't kill yourself, but come to me.'
âPerhaps I'll come right away,' said Wokulski, looking down.
âNot right away!' Geist replied vivaciously. âWomen never destroy men right away. Have you already settled your accounts with that individual?'
âIt seems to meâ¦'
âAha, it only seems so. That's bad. In any case, bear my advice in mind. It is very easy to destroy yourself in my laboratory, I assure you!'
âWhat have you brought, professor?' Wokulski asked him.
âThat's bad, that's bad!' Geist muttered. âI have to find a buyer for my explosive material. But I thought we would combineâ¦'
âFirst, sir, show me what you've brought,' Wokulski interrupted.
âYou are right,' replied Geist, and he brought a medium-sized box out of his pocket. âLook,' he said, âthis is why people call me mad!'
The box was of metal, shut in a singular manner. Geist in turn touched pins fixed in various places, casting feverish and suspicious glances at Wokulski from time to time. Once he even hesitated and made a gesture as if to put the box away: but he collected himself, touched a few pins and the lid shot up.
At this moment he was seized by another attack of suspicion. The old man sank to the couch, hid the box behind his back and fearfully gazed around the room, then at Wokulski. âI'm committing a folly!' he muttered. âWhat madness to risk everything for the first person I happen upon.'
âDon't you trust me, sir?' asked Wokulski, no less moved.
âI trust no one,' said the old man viciously, âfor what assurance can anyone give me? A promise or his word of honour? I'm too old to believe in promises. Only mutual profit can insure against the vilest treachery, and even that not alwaysâ¦'
Wokulski shrugged and sat down. âI'm not forcing you, sir,' he said, âto share your troubles with me. I have enough of my own.'
Geist did not remove his gaze from him, but he gradually calmed down. Finally he exclaimed: âCome over here, to the table. Look, what is this?'
He showed him a metal ball of dark colour.
âIt looks to me like printer's metal.'
âPick it up.'
Wokulski took the ball and was amazed to find it so heavy.
âThis is platinum,' he said.
âPlatinum?' Geist echoed with a mocking smile. âHere's platinum for you.'
And he handed him a platinum ball of the same size. Wokulski weighed both in his hands: his amazement grew.
âSurely this is almost twice the weight of platinum?' he whispered.
âYesâ¦yes,' Geist laughed. âOne of my academic friends even called it “compromised platinum”. A neat phrase, isn't it? To indicate a metal whose specific gravity is 30.7. They always do that. Whenever they succeed in finding a name for a new thing, they at once say they have explained it on the basis of established laws of nature. Conceited assesâthe wisest of all, such as so-called humanity abounds with. Do you recognise this?' he added.