Authors: Boleslaw Prus
âWell, it is a glass bar,' replied Wokulski.
âHa ha!' Geist laughed. âPick it up, examine it. Curious glass, is it not? Heavier than iron, with a granulated cross-section, an excellent conductor of heat and electricity, which can be cut. Do you see how well this glass passes for metal? Perhaps you would like to heat it, or try it with a hammer?'
Wokulski rubbed his eyes. There was no doubt in his mind that such glass had never yet been seen in this world.
âAnd this?' asked Geist, showing him another bar of metal.
âThat must be steel.'
âNot sodium or potassium?' asked Geist.
âNo.'
âPick up this steel.'
Now Wokulski's amazement became something like alarm: the supposed steel was as light as a scrap of paper.
âSurely it is hollow?'
âCut it through, or if you haven't anything to do so with, then come to my place. You will see there far more similar curiosities and will be able to submit them to any tests you choose.'
Wokulski gazed in turn at the metal heavier than platinum, at the transparent metal, at the metal lighter than fluff. As long as he was holding them, they seemed to him the most natural things under the sun: for what is more natural than an object which acts upon the mind? But when he gave the samples back to Geist, amazement overcame him as well as incredulity, wonder and alarm. So he inspected them again, shook his head, believed and doubted by turns.
âWell, then?' asked Geist.
âHave you shown these to chemists?'
âI haveâ¦'
âAnd what have they to say?'
âThey inspected them, shook their heads and declared it's all tricks and deceit, with which serious science cannot be concerned.'
âHow so! Didn't they even make tests?' asked Wokulski.
âNo. Some of them even said outright that if they had to choose between violating the laws of nature and delusions of their own minds, they prefer not to believe their own minds. And they added that to make serious experiments on such tricks might overturn a man's common sense, and they finally declined.'
âAre you not announcing the discoveries?'
âNot for a moment. Indeed, their intellectual impotence gives me the best guarantee of preserving the secrets of my inventions. Were it otherwise, they'd have been seized upon, sooner or later the processes would have been discovered and they'd have found that which I do not want to give them.'
âIn other words?' Wokulski interposed.
âThey'd have discovered a metal lighter than air,' replied Geist calmly.
Wokulski threw himself into a chair. For a moment both were silent: âWhy are you keeping this transcendental metal secret from mankind?' Wokulski finally asked.
âFor many reasons,' replied Geist. âIn what is called mankind, barely one genuine man is to be found in ten thousand bulls, sheep, tigers and serpents. This has always been so, even in the Stone Age. Various inventions have been bestowed on this humanity in the course of centuries. Bronze, iron, gun-powder, the magnetic needle, printing, steam-engines and electric telegraphs came willy-nilly into the hands of geniuses and idiots, noble people and criminals. And the result? By acquiring increasingly powerful weapons, stupidity and depravity have increased and multiplied instead of gradually dying out. I,' Geist continued, âdon't intend to repeat that error, and if I finally discover a metal lighter than air I will pass it on only to genuine men. Let them once and for all equip themselves with a weapon for their exclusive use: let their race multiply and gain power, while the animals and monsters in human form gradually die out.'
âHe is very eccentric, to be sure,' thought Wokulski. Then he added aloud: âWhat prevents you from carrying out these plans?'
âThe lack of money and assistants. For the final discovery eight thousand tests or so must be made, whichâroughly speakingâwould take one man twenty years. But four men would do them in five or six years.'
Wokulski rose from his chair and began walking about the room, pondering. Geist continued to watch him. âLet us suppose,' Wokulski exclaimed, âthat I could provide you with the money and even one or two assistants. But where is the proof that your metals aren't some weird trick, and your hopes illusions?'
âCome to my place, you'll see, you can carry out some experiments of your own, and you'll be convinced, I see no other way,' Geist replied.
âWhen could I come?'
âWhen you choose. Give me ten francs or so to buy the necessary chemicals. And here's my address,' Geist concluded, giving him a grubby note.
Wokulski handed him three hundred francs. The old man packed his samples, closed the box and, as he left, said: âWrite to me the day before you come. I am at home nearly all the time, dusting my retorts.'
When Geist had gone, Wokulski felt bemused. He looked at the door through which the chemist had disappeared, then at the table where he had just been shown natural objects, then again he touched his own hands or head, and walked about stamping his feet to convince himself he was not dreaming. âYet it's a fact,' he thought, âthat this man showed me two elements of some kind: one heavier than platinum, the other lighter than sodium. He even told me he's looking for a metal lighter than air.'
âProviding there is no incomprehensible fraud behind all this,' he said aloud, âI'd have an idea it would be worthwhile sentencing myself to years of imprisonment for. Not only would I find absorbing work and the fulfilment of the wildest dreams of my youth, but I'd also see an aim before me, higher than any other to which the human soul has ever aspired. The question of flying ships would be solved, man would acquire wings.'
Then he again shrugged, folded his arms and muttered: âNo, it's impossible.'
The burden of these new natural laws or new illusions oppressed him so much that he felt the need of sharing it with someone, if only partially. So he hurried down to the elaborate reception room on the first floor and summoned Jumart. As he was wondering how to initiate this strange conversation, Jumart himself facilitated it. No sooner did he appear in the room, than he said with a tactful smile: âOld Geist went away very excitedly. Did he convince you, or was he defeated?'
âWell, talk never convinces anyone, only facts,' replied Wokulski.
âSo there were facts too?'
âOnly the promise of them, as yet. But, tell me, sir,' Wokulski went on, âwhat would you think if Geist showed you a metal similar in every respect to steel, but two or three times lighter than water? Supposing you saw such material with your own eyes, and touched it with your own hands?'
Jumart's smile became an ironic grimace: âWhat could I say, my God, except that Professor Palmieri exhibits still greater curiosities for five francs a person.'
âWho is Palmieri?' Wokulski asked in surprise.
âA professor of hypnotism,' Jumart replied, âa celebrated individual. He is living in the hotel, and three times a day he exhibits his hypnotic arts in a hall which, unfortunately, only holds sixty people. It is eight o'clock now, so the evening performance is just beginningâ¦If you wish, we might go there, sirâI am admitted free.'
Such a powerful flush mounted into Wokulski's face that it covered his forehead and even neck. âLet us go,' he said, âto this Professor Palmieri.' Privately he added: âSo this great thinker Geist is a charlatan, and I a fool, who paid three hundred francs for a display worth fiveâ¦How he caught me!'
They went up to the second floor and into a drawing-room furnished as richly as the others in this hotel. A greater part was already filled with old and young spectators, men and women elegantly dressed and all very intent upon Professor Palmieri, who had just concluded a short speech on hypnotism. He was a man of middle age. A faded and dark man with an unkempt beard and expressive eyes. He was surrounded by a few pretty women and some young men with thin and apathetic faces.
âThose are the mediums,' Jumart whispered, âPalmieri exercises his art on them.'
The spectacle, of about two hours' duration, showed Palmieri sending his mediums to sleep by the use of his gaze, but in such a manner that they were still able to walk, answer questions and perform various acts. The persons sent to sleep by the hypnotist also displayed unusual muscular strength in obeying his commands, and even more unusual lack of sensitivity, or hyper-sensitivity of the senses.
As Wokulski was seeing these phenomena for the first time in his life, and did not conceal his incredulity in the least, Palmieri invited him into the front row. Here, after some experiments, Wokulski realised that the phenomena he was witnessing were not conjuring tricks, but derived from some unknown properties of the nervous system. But he was most interested and even alarmed by two demonstrations which had a certain relevance to his own life. In them, the medium was persuaded of non-existent things. Palmieri gave one of the sleepers the stopper of a carafe, declaring it to be a rose. At once the medium began sniffing the stopper, displaying great enjoyment as he did so.
âWhat are you at, sir?' Palmieri cried to the medium, âthat is asaphoetida.'
And the medium instantly threw the stopper away in disgust, rubbed his hands and complained that they stank.
To another, he gave a handkerchief and, when he told him the handkerchief weighed a hundred pounds, the medium began slumping, trembling and sweating under its weight. On seeing this, Wokulski sweated too: âI understand Geist's secret now,' he thought, âhe hypnotised me.'
But he experienced the most painful feeling of all when Palmieri put to sleep a frail young man, then wrapped a coal shovel in a towel and persuaded his medium it was a young and beautiful woman he must love. The medium embraced and kissed the shovel, kneeled before it and uttered the most affectionate expressions. When it was put underneath a sofa, he crawled in after it on all fours, like a dog, and drove away by force four men who tried to hold him back. When Palmieri hid it and announced she had died, the young man lapsed into such despair that he writhed on the floor and beat his head against the wall. At that moment Palmieri puffed into his eyes and the young man woke up with tears streaming down his cheeks, much to the applause and laughter of the audience.
Terribly agitated, Wokulski quit the hall: âSo it is all a lie! The alleged inventions of Geist and his intellect, my insane love and even
she
â¦She herself is nothing but an illusion of my bewitched thoughtsâ¦. The only reality which never deceives and which does not lie is surelyâdeath.'
He hastened into the street, rushed into a café and ordered cognac. This time he drank a carafe and a half, and as he drank he thought that this Paris, in which he had found the apex of intellect, the greatest illusions and total disillusion, would surely be his tomb: âWhat am I waiting for? What have I to find out? If Geist is a common trickster, and if a man can fall in love with a coal shovel, what is left to me?'
Dazed with the cognac, he went back to his hotel and fell asleep with his clothes on. And when he awoke at eight next morning, his first thought was: âThere is no doubt that Geist, by hypnotism, cheated me over his metals. Butâwho hypnotised me when I was insane about that woman?'
Suddenly he resolved to obtain information from Palmieri. So he dressed hastily and went down to the second floor. The master of the mysterious art was awaiting clients: but as there were none yet, he received Wokulski at once, taking twenty francs in advance for his fee.
âCan you', Wokulski asked, âpersuade anyone that a coal shovel is a woman, and that a handkerchief weighs a hundred pounds?'
âAnyone who lets himself be put to sleep.'
âThen kindly put me to sleep and repeat the trick with the handkerchief on me.'
Palmieri began his rites: he stared into Wokulski's eyes, touched his brow, rubbed his hands from wrists to palmâ¦Finally he drew back, reluctant: âYou, sir, are not a medium,' he declared.
âBut supposing I had an incident in my life like that person with the handkerchief?' Wokulski asked.
âThat's impossible; you can't be put to sleep. Even if you were, and underwent the illusion that the handkerchief weighed a hundred pounds, you still wouldn't remember it on waking up.'
âDon't you think, sir, that someone might hypnotise me more skilfully?'
Palmieri took offence at this: âThere is no more skilled hypnotist than I,' he exclaimed. âI, too, could put you to sleep, but it would require several months' workâ¦It would cost two thousand francs.â¦I have no intention of wasting my fluid for nothingâ¦'
Wokulski, not at all displeased, left the hypnotist. He still did not doubt that Miss Izabela could have bewitched him: she had had plenty of time, after all. But then Geist could not have put him to sleep in the course of a few minutes. Besides, Palmieri had declared that those put to sleep did not remember their visions: whereas he recalled every detail of the old chemist's visit.
So if Geist had not put him to sleep, he was not a trickster. Therefore his metals existedâ¦and the discovery of a metal lighter than air was possible! âThis is a city', he thought, âin which I've experienced more during one hour than in my whole life in Warsaw. What a city!'
For several days Wokulski was very busy. In the first place, Suzin left after purchasing a dozen or so ships. The completely legal profit from this transaction was hugeâso huge that the share due to Wokulski covered all the expenses he had incurred during his recent months in Warsaw. A few hours before bidding farewell to Suzin, Wokulski lunched with him in his lavish hotel room, and they of course discussed their profits. âYou have miraculous good luck,' Wokulski exclaimed.
Suzin took a mouthful of champagne and, laying his hands, adorned with rings, on his belly, said: âIt is not good luck, StanisÅaw Piotrowicz, but millions. You can cut down an osier with a knife, but an oak needs an axe. A man who has kopeks does business in kopeks, and profits in kopeks: but a man who has millions can't help making profits in millions. A rouble, StanisÅaw Piotrovich, is an overworked nagâyou have to wait several years for it to give birth to another rouble: but a million is as fertile as a rabbit: it produces several litters every year. In two or three years, StanisÅaw Piotrowicz, you, too, will have a tidy little million or so, and then you'll see how other money runs after it. Though in your caseâ¦'