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Authors: Amy Woods

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After
having my cod crater slammed, he then proceeded to thrust my mud flap. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bugger
king rammed deeper into my fart valve. He dropped a giant toilet twinkie on my
chest puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a trough. The
hammering makes me spit my beige slime all over his long-dong silver. It was
bliss having his jade rod probed inside me again; stuffing my gaping clam
cavern with a squash just didn't get my oyster ditch surging like it used to.
The feeling of his creamy load frothing down my throat got my sex wee flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly never-ending
streams of creamy load emanating from his batter blaster soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. By now, my furry cup was oozing like a George Foreman
grill. Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax flowing from my
old dirt road and all over my vertical smile. The unrelenting orgasms from his
Ocean's 11 Inches raiding my gashtray made me come so hard, I began sweating
like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee. I awoke the next morning with my oyster
ditch still oozing. I thought it was over but his ample cock had other ideas.
My wizards sleeve was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. If I don't
buff the muff to get my tuna tunnel tears dribbling from my vaginal bacon
buffet, his brie baton is going to leave my roast beef platter resembling a
stamped bat. Inserting an egg timer into my ladytown got me pouring fallopian
fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. With my spam castanets
now much like an over inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to start shoving
my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's vertical garden
looking like a dropped burrito, and I was no different! When he removed his
cunt stretcher from my Mavis Fritter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the butt
nugget off his greasy slimelight. I can't wait to suck the gentleman's relish
from his stilton sword. The pounding of my rusty bullet hole was so vigorous,
he soon found his sperm factories joining his all-beef thermometer deep in my
other vagina. Now, I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of
his tenderloin truncheon made my vertical moisture slobber like a slug in a
salt mine. Some girls are happy just to study english cliterature when they're
alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my cod crater and a gerbil
up my other vagina. With his stilton sword plowing deep into my birth cannon,
the sensation of his greasy slimelight smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The mixture of colon cobra and cock
custard in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious porthole pudding that he
was so fond of. My cake hole was so full of cunt plunger and ectoplasm, the
steamin' semen was frothing down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. There was
steamin' semen dripping from his batter blaster and I was wetter than a well
diggers arse. We were ready for more.

By
now, my one slice toaster was trickling like a hungry pig at a trough. The
feeling of his ectoplasm seeping down my throat got my fallopian fish stock
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The mixture of toilet twinkie and
steamin' semen in my old dirt road created the delicious sphincter sauce that
he was so fond of. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss dripping
from my soft tight anus and all over my spam castanets. Inserting a 9-iron into
my ladytown got me spritzing shrimp sap faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. It was bliss having his muffbuster plunged inside me again; stuffing my
cod cave with an egg timer just didn't get my gashtray gushing like it used to.
When he removed his pink tractor beam from my shit winker, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to lap the footlong fudge bullet off his clunger. Now, I've seen more
helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his vein cane made my clunge gunge froth
like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. With my panty hamster
now much like a stamped bat, he thought it was time to start stuffing my
turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a colon cobra, I
wondered? The hammering makes me flow my beige slime all over his jade rod. He
launched a giant footlong fudge bullet on my twin peaks just so he could chow
down on it up like a hungry hungry hippo. My furry cup was trembling like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He munched on my furburger, even though
I'd been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. The unrelenting
orgasms from his batter blaster pounding my wunder down under made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. There was baby gravy weeping from
his pink tractor beam and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were
ready for more. I can't wait to gobble the love piss from his balony pony. The
seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his batter blaster
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. I awoke the next morning with my
ladytown still dripping. I thought it was over but his cervix cigar had other
ideas. With his cream reaper fucking deep into my penis pothole, the sensation
of his throbbing quim dagger smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his flesh gordon probed deeper into my puckered
brown eye. If I don't tune the tuna to get my sex wee oozing from my calamari
cockring, his slut slayer is going to leave my furburger resembling a shot cat.
My cake hole was so full of skeleton king and love mayonnaise, the gentleman's
relish was draining down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. The plowing of my
marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery
joining his stilton spear deep in my fudge factory. Hours of thrusting like
this would leave any girl's furburger looking like a gutted trout, and I was no
different! Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my chamber of squelch and
an egg timer up my mud flap.

With
my furburger now much like a manatee in yoga pants, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
curl a stink pickle, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty
ectoplasm sliming from my Mavis Fritter and all over my flappy meal. The
feeling of his penis pudding seeping down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Hours of pounding like this would
leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no
different! Inserting a gerbil into my oyster ditch got me ejecting shrimp sap
faster than snot off a whip. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and penis
pudding in my fart valve created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. He pitched a giant butt nugget on my top bollocks just so he could
consume it up like a pig at a trough. The raiding makes me gush my sex wee all
over his love muscle. If I don't play the clitar to get my minge mucus flowing
from my clam-flavoured pothole, his balony pony is going to leave my furburger
resembling the south end of a badger going north. Now, I've seen more japseyes
than an oriental optician, but the sight of his stilton sword made my minge
monsoon froth like a hungry pig at a trough. It was bliss having his disco
stick stuffed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with an egg timer
just didn't get my Quimcy, M.E. squirting like it used to. Some girls are happy
just to audition the finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a number of chillies in my clunge pool and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my Mavis Fritter. The plowing of my rusty bullet
hole was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his eight inches of
throbbing pink jesus deep in my shit winker. When he removed his muffbuster
from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the hardened fudge
nugget off his mutton dagger. The unrelenting orgasms from his womb raider
fucking my shamevelope made me come so hard, I began sweating like a paedo
during a prison riot. After having my sperm socket thrusted, he then proceeded
to fuck my old dirt road. With his giggle stick plowing deep into my cod
crater, the sensation of his tenderloin truncheon smashing my cervix made me
quiver like a shitting dog. I awoke the next morning with my ruby cave still
flowing. I thought it was over but his cumtree had other ideas. The seemingly
never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up
on the floor was the least of my worries as his love muscle plunged deeper into
my soft tight anus. I can't wait to gobble the ectoplasm from his cumtree. My
throat was so full of all-beef thermometer and ectoplasm, the penis pudding was
haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my droopies. He munched on my furburger,
even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the best part of a week.
There was penis pudding seeping from his purple beaver buster and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. My wunder down under was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.

The
feeling of his penis pudding haemorrhaging down my throat got my shrimp sap
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his skin flute from
my fudge factory, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the toilet twinkie off his balony
pony. The seemingly never-ending streams of gentleman's relish emanating from
his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking
like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! After having my vaginal bacon
buffet hammered, he then proceeded to plow my soft tight anus. I awoke the next
morning with my fuck gutter still leaching. I thought it was over but his
Nelson's Column had other ideas. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and love
piss in my Oxo orifice created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so
fond of. He munched on my velcro triangle, even though I'd had my redwings for
the best part of a week. With his timed slimer pounding deep into my ladytown,
the sensation of his giggle stick smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly.
He curled a giant footlong fudge bullet on my chesticles just so he could
gobble it up like a pig at a trough. It was bliss having his brie baton probed
inside me again; stuffing my gammon alley with a barbie doll just didn't get my
wizards sleeve splurging like it used to. With my piss flaps now much like a
blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start ramming my brown mile.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to extrude a butt nugget, I wondered?
My clearing in the woods was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd
concert. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his ramrod
made my flange custard flow like a rabid dog. The unrelenting orgasms from his
kebeb skewer thrusting my herring hole made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a dyslexic on Countdown. If I don't fish for pearls to get my spaff
leaking from my shame portal, his meaty member is going to leave my beef
curtains resembling Pete Burns' lips. There was cock custard trickling from his
purple beaver buster and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for
more. By now, my enchilada of love was flowing like a broken fridge freezer.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load seeping from my Mavis
Fritter and all over my fishy flaps. The hammering of my Oxo orifice was so
vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his spam dagger deep in my
other vagina. I can't wait to gobble the creamy load from his greasy
slimelight. My throat was so full of skeleton king and penis pudding, the
creamy load was flowing down my chin and onto my chesticles. Inserting a 9-iron
into my one slice toaster got me squirting sex wee faster than snot off a whip.
The fucking makes me eject my beige slime all over his womb raider. Some girls
are happy just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a squash in my quim and a barbie doll up my other vagina.

My
throat was so full of veiny quim prod and magician's wax, the cock snot was
weeping down my chin and onto my rack. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
cock snot trickling from my vintage golf bag and all over my lunchmeat. The
feeling of his love piss dripping down my throat got my pussy batter flowing
quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet
and penis pudding in my black hole created the delicious rectoplasm that he was
so fond of. There was ectoplasm draining from his meaty member and I was wetter
than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. I can't wait to devour the
penis pudding from his tenderloin truncheon. When he removed his cervix cigar
from my poop chute, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer trout staring
back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the footlong fudge bullet off his
love lollipop. With my roast beef platter now much like a twisted slipper, he
thought it was time to start plunging my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to drop a toilet twinkie, I wondered? It was bliss having his
battering ram shoved inside me again; stuffing my cum dumpster with a gerbil
just didn't get my slime hole squirting like it used to. Now, I've seen more
japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his timed slimer made my
beige slime seep like a slavering dog. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his vein cane rammed deeper into my Oxo
orifice. If I don't stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion to get my
minge mucus draining from my shame portal, his Nelson's Column is going to
leave my vertical garden resembling a badly wrapped kebab. The slamming of my
tradesman's entrance was so vigorous, he soon found his sperm factories joining
his muffbuster deep in my black hole. My penis pothole was trembling like a rat
on acid. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a lightbulb in my south mouth and a 15"
spiked vibrator up my rusty sherif's badge. With his ample cock hammering deep
into my ruby cave, the sensation of his blue-veined custard chucker smashing my
cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. The slamming makes me spray my
fallopian fish stock all over his tallywacker. He arced a giant toilet twinkie
on my superdroopers just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry hungry
hippo. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers looking
like a motorway pileup, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with
my fuck gutter still leaking. I thought it was over but his pink tractor beam
had other ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from
his cheese-crusted cock soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Inserting
my fist into my tuna canal got me spraying fallopian fish stock faster than
snot off a whip. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger pounding my
chamber of squelch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at
a penguin shoot. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd been up on bricks
for the best part of a week. After having my ruby cave plowed, he then
proceeded to plow my rusty bullet hole.

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