The F-Word (43 page)

fuckrag
noun

a worthless, contemptible, or despicable person.

1993
Re: From the King
, on Usenet newsgroup alt.tasteless (July 27): Yeah, sure, whatever, you dumbass Canuck fuckrag.
1996
K. Williamson
Scream
(film): It’s called tact, you fuckrag.
1998
D. Gaines in
Village Voice
(N.Y.C.) (Mar. 10) 135: His gift can be used for something much more than generating chaos, using people like disposable whip- and fuck-rags, and attaining petty ego gains.
1998
Re: Question to MonkeyMan,
on Usenet newsgroup alt.atheism (Oct. 7): Shit-for-brains…ASSWIPE! What say
you now, FUCKRAG?
a
2007
C. Doctorow
Overclocked
35: [“]Whoever wins, at least we’re doing SOMETHING[.” “]Not if they vote for one of the fuckrags[.”] Fuckrag was the epithet that some of the sysadmins were using to describe the contingent that wanted to shut down the Internet.

fuck rubber
noun

a condom. Also
fucking rubber.

1981
R. Spears
Slang & Euphemism
150:
Fucking-rubber
a condom.
1984
K. Weaver
Texas Crude
114: She found that fuckrubber under her pillow.
1991
M. Ruuth trans. R. Jönsson
My Father, His Son
76: Comfortable armchairs worn to amiable perfection by a multitude of behinds, and probably more fuck-rubbers and more coins to count.
2000
L. Brown
Fay
215: There were three knobs on the machine. She read slowly, out loud in a low voice: “Ribbed sen…shoo? Delight.” Then she nodded. Oh. Fucking rubbers.

fuckshit
noun

a despicable person.

a
1973
S. Elkin
Condominium
in
Searches & Seizures
(1978) 239: “You ask
them
, you cheap fuckshit, you goddamn errand boy, you ass stink and cunt grease,” punching him about the head and shoulders with all his might.
1998
D. Menaker
Treatment
258: His practitioner comes to get him and he says, “Hi, fuckshit Scott.”
2001
R. Joshi
Last Jet Engine Laugh
61: “Can you tell me why Poresh babu is living in this way, here now in Calcutta, alone? Why he is not in Paris, as he was?” You slimeball little fuckshit. What business is it of yours?
2003
T. Green
Fifth Angel
259: Listen, fuckshit.… Didn’t you listen to me about who my uncle is? They can find a bag of cocaine in your cell by four o’clock, then you can eat vanilla ice cream out of your cellmate’s ass for the next ten years.

fuckshit
interjection

(used to express dismay, anger, disappointment, etc.)

1970
J. Bouton
Ball Four
ii. 66: “Shitfuck,” he said, using one of his favorite words (“fuckshit” is the other). “Shitfuck. We’ve got a damned good ballclub here. We’re going to win some games.”
1996
Loaded
(Sept.) 197/1: “Oh fuck-shit,” screams Tony, “it’s happy bloody hardcore!”
1999
P. Quarrington
Spirit Cabinet
203: The black creature brought its teeth together and Rodolfo muttered, “Fuckshit.”
2001
C. Glazebrook
Madolescents
74: Oh fuckshit, it’s crashed! I slam the phone down so hard it bounces.
2007
S. Rao
Chambermaid
208: “Shit. Damn. Damn it. Fuck. Fuck it.” And my personal favorite. “Fuckshit.”

fucksome
adjective
[perhaps punning on
buxom
]

sexually desirable.

1879
Harlequin Prince Cherrytop
29: Hot, wriggling, moist-lipped, fucksome Columbine.
1890–93
J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley
Slang and Its Analogues
III. 80:
Fuckable,
adj.… Desirable. Also
Fucksome
.
1962
N. Thomas
Ask at the Unicorn
(1963) 134: Fucksome but diseased.
1969
C. Logue
The Girls
in
Selected Poems
(1996) 121: Suck this—you fucksome bitch! Suck this!
1992
W. Kennedy
Very Old Bones
171: “I think you are probably at this moment…the most fucksome woman on this planet.” “What an exciting word.”
1998
Deadfuck owl,
on Usenet newsgroup alt.tasteless (July 13): She is a comely young flapper, coiffed and petite and oh, so fucksome!
2007
T. Devine
Bad As She Wants to Be
180: Marianne was telling us you all hooked up with some real fucksome guys on your road trip this week.

fuckster
noun

=
FUCKER
, definition 1.

ca
1675
Advice to a C—monger
in E. J. Burford
Bawdy Verse
(1983) 170: Fucksters, you that would be happy,/Have a care that C—t don’t Clap yee.
1680
School of Venus
in B. K. Mudge
When Flesh Becomes Word
(2004) 26: If all of this nature, with [what] our voluptuous fucksters know, were communicated to the world, we need not translate
French
.
1680
Satire on the Court Ladies
in G. Williams
Dict. Sexual Language & Imagery in Shakespearean & Stuart Literature
(1994) I. 564: Her house and body have a thousand wayes/To let in fucksters.
1867–92
Capt. E. Sellon
Ups and Downs of Life
110: I’m a mere fuckster. I like women, and I have them.
ca
1890
My Secret Life
III. xiv., I used to think her a plain woman, one of the plainest, but she was a glorious fuckster.
1890–93
J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley
Dictionary of Slang
III. 81:
Fuckster
…A good performer…one specially
addicted to the act.
1930
Lyra Ebriosa
20: Nearby there lived a fuckster tall.
1992
B. Unsworth
Sacred Hunger
xxx. 295: He is the only free fuckster on this ship then.
2002
S. Waters
Fingersmith
vi. 199: “You bloody swine!” I cried, twisting again, and pulling towards him. “You fuckster! Oh!”

fuckstick
noun
[perhaps modeled on British English slang
funk stick
‘a coward’]

1
. a worthless, contemptible, or despicable person.

1958
W. Talsman
Gaudy Image
222: There’s still the heavenly debasement of the imperturbable fuckstick. Surely that appeals to you.
1968
C. Baker et al.
College Undergraduate Slang Study
122:
Fuck-stick
. A person who always fools around.
1967–72
T. Weesner
Car Thief
47: Go to sleep, fuckstick.
Ibid.
67: You dumb fuckstick.
1974
N.Y.C. man, age
ca
28: A
fuckstick
is a really foul, ugly prostitute. This was at Fort Polk and environs in 1969. It’s like a
skank
.
1978
L. K. Truscott
Dress Gray
152: Hey, fuckstick, buck up, man.
1980
P. Conroy
Lords of Discipline
145: Get your fucking chin in.… Rack it in, fuckstick.
a
1983
S. King
Christine
362: The fuckstick had parked at the far set.
1993
R. Peters
Flames of Heaven
190: One…spit at Samsonov’s feet, saying: “Fuckstick.”
1999
J. Cahill
Guy Walks into Psychiatrist’s Office
in
Sopranos
(TV shooting script) (Second Series) 38: Those two fucksticks ripped off a Porsche Carrera from our own building.
2008
New York Magazine
(July 21) 56/2: Crazybastard…drying out in Aspen, looked at all the greedheads and fucksticks, real-estate scum, resort developers.

2
. the penis.

1973
E. Parnay
Stud Seeker
63: The soldier threw his ass higher, pistoning up to the huge fuckstick as Grain went with him, in and out so fast that the soldier could hardly keep the pace.
1976
J. Vasco
Three-Hole Girl
139: Bob had been filming the whole lewd performance she had been giving Trish’s butt and Craig’s fuckstick.
1977
E. Torres
Q & A
239: My pistol is like my fuck-stick. Don’t go nowhere without it.
1981
Penthouse
(Apr.) 26: I pulled my fuck-stick out of her cunt.
1993
L. Colton
Goat Brothers
238: I’d be happy to let Lurleen do a tongue stand on my fuck stick.
2002
S. Home
69 Things to do with Dead Princess
i. 13: Holding the base of Dudley’s erection with my index finger and thumb, I took his fuck stick in my mouth.
2003
C. R. Kiernan
Low Red Moon
44: You want to suck on my fuckstick, faggot?

fuckstrated
adjective

sexually frustrated.

a
1990
P. Munro
Slang U
86: Biff broke up with his girlfriend and hasn’t had sex in three weeks; he’s so fuckstrated.
1995
D. E. Kaun
Ru$$ia
136: I’m so totally fuckstrated I got cobwebs.
2007
in “Zane”
Dear G-Spot
216: Feeling fuckstrated, my yearlong “no job-no pussy” drought felt like decades.

fuckstress
noun

a woman who copulates.

1883
R. L. Stevenson
Letter
(May) in
Selected Letters of R. L. Stevenson
(1997) 223: To be quite frank, there is a
risqué
character. The Countess von Rosen, a jolly, elderly—how shall I say?—fuckstress.
ca
1890
My Secret Life
VIII. x.: The red haired strumpet seemingly pleased, knelt down and licked the clitoris of my fuckstress, whilst with almost imperceptable joggings of her cunt, and heaving of my bum, we fucked.
1890–93
J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley
Dictionary of Slang
III. 81:
Fuckster
…A good performer.… in feminine
fuckstress
.
1933
A. Crowley in L. Sutin
Do what thou Wilt
(2000) 365: The most marvellous fuckstress alive.
1990
Footlicker
77: Verushka and I will be waiting for your report on that little psychofuckstress.
1996
Boarding School Adventures,
on Usenet newsgroup alt.sex.stories (Dec. 18): You are going to be an accomplished fuckstress.

fuck-struck
adjective

obsessed with copulation; extremely lustful. Compare
cunt-struck
.

1966
E. Shepard
Doom Pussy
160: Like a tomcat at a petting party, Alby tried to force two B-girls to sit on his knee. Tors eyed him with distaste. “He’s fuck-struck,” observed the Swede to no one in particular.
1990
J. Barnes
Love, Etc.
70: I was duly fuck-struck as I waved him off on a night as foul as that which saw the return of St Mark’s body to Venice.
2004
P. Reizin
Fiends Reunited
vi. 199: I was still in something of a post-coital fugue; part hungover, part sleep-deprived, part lovesick. One of those peculiar states where…it was hard to tell how much to put down to being abroad, and how much to being what Jay once…described as fuck-struck.

fucktard
noun
[from
FUCK
+ re
tard
]

a despicably stupid person.

1994
Re: Rush
on usenet newsgroup alt.music.alternative (June 13): You worthless fucktard. Go crawl back under whatever stinking bigoted little rock you crawled out of.
1998
Face
(Apr.) 46/1: Beaver beer. Blow jobs. Weenies, stoners and “fucktards.” Who said Kevin Smith was a borderline misogynist with limited pop-cultural imagination?
2003
OC Weekly
(June 13) 22: So why then, aside from the fact that they’re stupid and selfish fucktards, are they breaking up?
2005
M. Malkin
Unhinged
17 The latter site allows angry leftists to leave uncensored, incoherent messages for the president, whom they refer to as a “fucktard.”
2008
New York Magazine
(June 2) 28/2: In spreading his dire message, he favors colorful curses like “asshat” and “fucktard.”

fuck toy
noun

1
. a person regarded or treated as a sex object.

1988
P. Beck & P. Massman
Rich Men, Single Women
87: This little number was for him, for his pleasure, a fuck-toy for his frequent business jaunts to L.A.
1995
D. Coupland
Microserfs
300: I
don’t
call you a piece of meat. I call you my fuck toy.
1996
I. Welsh
Ecstasy
125: You’ve got it all there, access to my breasts, my cunt, my arse. Anything you like.… Just a fuck toy.
2004
J. Jameson & N. Strauss
How to Make Love Like a Porn Star
iv. ix. 368: I looked at how the other girls were being treated (basically, like Tinkertoys).… I was determined not to just be a fuck toy but also to retain as much power as possible off camera.
2006
A. Blake
Called to the Wild
95: You’re nothing but a slut. A fuck toy. Only sluts like sucking men off as much as you do.