The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (3 page)

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#15

A
cting stupid is often smart

 

#16

A
deal is a deal…until a better one comes along.

 

#17

A
contract is a contract is a contract (but only between Ferengi).

 

#18

A
Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.

 

#19

S
atisfaction is not guaranteed.

 

#20

W
hen the customer is sweating, turn up the heat

 

#21

N
ever place friendship above profit.

 

#22

A
wise man can hear profit in the wind.

 

#23

N
othing is more important than your health--except for your money.

 

#24

L
atinum can’t buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it

 

#25

Y
ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead

 

#27

T
here’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.

 

#31

N
ever make fun of a Ferengi’s mother…insult something he cares about instead.

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