The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition (4 page)

I
t never hurts to suck up to the boss.

W
ar is good for business.

P
eace is good for business.

S
he can touch your lobes but never your latinum.

P
rofit is its own reward.

N
ever confuse wisdom with luck.

E
xpand, or die.

D
on’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.

T
he bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

N
ever ask when you can take.

G
ood customers are as rare as latinum—treasure them.

T
here is no substitute for success.