Authors: Tim Lees
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VICTIMS
“L
ot of Âpeople tell you floaters are the worst. They stink, for one thing. They go down, bacteria does its work . . . Gas collects under the skin and in the body cavities . . . Hands swell like balloons. Soon they're up again, floating on the surface, twice the size.” Fantino sipped his coffee, like he was telling us the sports results. “I saw a guy once, cut up in a boat prop. Time we got him out, crabs were living in the wounds. Hundreds and hundreds of these tiny crabs, just more and more and more of 'em. All over the autopsy room, the floor, the table, everywhere. Little crabs had been chewing on him. You'd get home and you'd find 'em in your boots, you'd find 'em in your trouser cuffs, you'd find 'em everywhere.” He sighed. He looked at Anna, looked at me. “But thisâÂno, I gotta tell you. This one's different.”
We were in a diner, two blocks from the crime scene. A radio played '50s hits: “Peggy Sue” and “The Great Pretender” and “Why Do Fools Fall in Love?”
“So,” he said. “Three guys. I'm saying guys, but that's just based on location, huh? Not so easy to tell, is it? And you can't assume. You can't assume. Late night, so they're either local, within a few blocks, or they're tourists. We'll find out soon enough. And they feel a need to scratch an itch. They go in. Something happens. They don't come out.
“I tell you: one of 'em turns out to be mayor's office, or a priest, then there is gonna be one pure almighty shitstorm. Yes indeed.”
“The guy minding the store,” I said. “What happened to him?”
“Our fourth victim. The way things stand, I'd be inclined to call him collateral damage. It all kicked off inside. He ran out. Hit by a car. Driver didn't stop. He's alive, but, far as I know, we've yet to get a story out of him. Should be a doozy when we do.”
“Same at home,” said Anna. “Not so many victims, but same thing. In Budapest, one dead at one time.”
“Yeah. New York. Bigger and better, that's us.” Fantino looked at me. “OK, Mr. Englishman. Anna showing up I can understand. Now how about you tell me why you're here, then?”
“Chris is advisor on the case,” said Anna. “He advises us in Budapest.”
“Good advice?”
It wasn't a question looking for an answer. Fantino's eyes stayed fixed on me, and waited.
I took a breath, still vaguely looking for a plausible alternative, another explanation: plague, loony, terrorist attack. Whatever, I suppose.
I mumbled something.
“Again.”
“It's . . . hm. It's. It's a spirit entity.”
He put his head back, as if breathing this one in. “Aaaall right.”
“ThisâÂbeing. It's a fragment of a larger creature. The larger portion was contained, neutralized. This piece should have been destroyed, and I thought it was. But, well, clearly not. It's assumed a human form. It's feeding off its victims. It takes their . . . essence, you might say. Their vital energy. It sucks the life right out of them and the surrounding area. That's why things feel the way they do. At the murder site. I don't know why it's in America now.” I looked away, but his dark eyes pulled me back. “It's going to kill again,” I said. “And it'll keep on killing. It's got to, to survive.”
Fantino leaned his head on his hand, still watching me.
“And do you have a description of thisâÂspirit? Or do I just put out an APB on Count fucking Dracula? Or Casper the Friendly Ghost?”
Anna said, “We have description. We know what he looks like.”
She glanced at me.
Oh Christ,
I thought.
Here we go again.
I said, “I don't know what its natural form would be. They're genius loci as a rule. Spirits of place. They build up in the ground, or certain buildings. This one, like I say, we contained it, most of it. Some of the original . . . individual got away. It hid. Well. It hid in my reflection.”
Fantino nodded, slowly. “And that means . . . ?” I didn't answer. He said, “It looks like . . . ?”
“Me. It looks like me.”
“Chris is innocent,” said Anna. “He is not the monster.”
“Good to know, considering we're both sitting right here with him, and the last Âpeople we know got this close wound up dead.”
“Do you have a better explanation?” I said. “For what happened in there? Is this your New York Vampire story all over again? Some guy with plastic fangs? Is that it?”
“The fangs were enamel,” he said. “Good dentistry, you know?”
He waited for a while. He looked at Anna, then at me. At Anna once again.
“All right. What say I play along? What happens next? Where do we go? You tell me now.”
“You can check cameras. Check ID. Faces.”
“In other words, I'm the detective. I should know. Yeah?”
“This case,” said Anna, “breaks careers.”
“Not mine, Detective.
Soooo
not mine.”
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A PRIVATE ADDRESS
M
y phone rang. I went outside to take the call, expecting Seddon's voice. It wasn't.
“Chris? Chris. Derek here. Not too early, is it? I didn't wake you up or anything?”
“No point asking now,” I said.
“Um . . . Well. Good. That's good then. See, what it isâÂyou're down as having some equipment there. But no one's logged the serial numbers. Bit of an oversight, really. If you could take a look and let me knowâ”
“I haven't got it with me.”
My pack was in the diner. I could have gone and checked it, but I really didn't feel inclined. Not after this morning. And not much for Derek's sake, either.
“It's safe, though, isn't it? You haven't lost it like you did the last lot?”
“I didn't lose the last lot. It was stolen.”
“Yes. But you know what I mean.”
“I'm busy, Derek. I'm going now.”
“You'll call me back?” His voice rose. “We need to get the records straight, we've got an audit andâ”
“Bye, Derek.”
I hit End Call.
Important, all right. Important because somebody'd fucked up, and Seddon was all hot and bothered because the fuckup had most probably been his. While he was in the process of so merrily dropping me in the shit, he hadn't done the paperwork. Not for the first time, either, I'd heard.
I'd strolled a few yards down the block while I'd been talking. I was at the diner again when something struck me, pushing out the irritation that I'd felt at Derek's call.
I stopped. I took a few minutes to think it through. Our quarry wasn't here to see the sights. But there was one thing more he might have wanted in the city, important to both him and me.
What if he'd come for Adam Shailer?
What then?
“L
ieutenant Fantino,” Anna said, “agrees to keep us in the loop. Do you not, Mike?”
“I agree,” said Fantino, “not to throw your asses straight in jail. For which the pair of you should give me your undying gratitude. But I'm gonna say . . . this is like nothing I've ever seen. Right now, I don't much care what kinda help I get. Though I admit,” he looked at Anna, “I'm surprised to see you caught up in this crazy story. You always seemed a bit more . . . feet on the ground, y'know?”
“Ha. I am stuck with crazy case. Needs crazy answers. So maybe I am crazy, too.”
“Yeah. Shit does that to you, sometimes. You be careful, Anna, hey?”
He cast a sidelong glance at me. It wasn't all that friendly.
I said, “Lieutenant Fantino, I'd like to thank you for your time, and for including us in this. Even if I did look like I was going to puke.”
“Yeah. Well.”
“One last thing. I don't give a damn about this, but my employers would be grateful if you'd use some discretion with the things we've told you. Just so I can tell them that I mentioned it, you know?”
“I'll be discreet. Yeah.”
“Thank you.”
“And I don't give a damn about it, either. I'll use discretion 'cause I don't wanna look like a fuckin' crazy person, OK? We clear on that? And you,” his finger jutted, two inches from my face, “you will let yourself be photographed and fingerprinted. You will call a number, which I will give you, every hour on the hour to say exactly where you've been and what you did. This is in case, as you say, the perp's your spitting image or your twin brother or what the hell else, so we do not get the pair of you mixed up, all right? You will also stay away from airports, bus stations, and trains. So you do not show up on CCTV and throw everyone into a blue fit. Clear?”
“You can check the records. I was booked on a flight, I entered the country. Someone
like
me did. And, Anna can tell youâÂI was still in jail in Hungary back then.”
“Sounds like the perfect alibi.”
“If this were England,” I said, “you'd have miles of footage. They've got cameras everywhere. It's like Orwell there.”
“Yeah, well. Just have to do our best, I guess.” He pushed his coffee cup aside, got to his feet. “You give me any shitâÂyou even lie to me, just once, and I find outâÂyou will need a damn good lawyer.” He peeled a handful of notes and dropped them on the tabletop. “Give Anna shitâÂyou'll need an undertaker.”
“I
s he allowed to threaten me?”
“He is NYPD. He can do what he wants.”
“He's going back there. Christ.”
“That is his job. And mine, when I am at work.”
“That thingâÂbodyâ”
“Cadaver. I have seen others like it. Not so many, though. He is feeding himself up, I think.”
“Or else it's opportunist. Three guys with their dicks out, minds on other things . . .”
“ âAmbient emotion.' ”
“So?”
“Church, you say. Church, adult store. ÂPeople concentrate. They have much feeling there, I think.”
“People focus their emotions . . .”
“Yes. And the city has many of bothâÂchurch and adult place. Both for worship, of a kind.”
She smiled. I excused myself and went outside.
I
pressed Call Back.
“Chris. Oh, good. You've got the numbers for me?”
“I need something,” I said.
“Right, right. Let's get those numbers down, shall we?”
“This is more important.”
“If you just tell me the numbers. Do you know where they are? On the reader, they'reâÂlet's seeâÂon the underside, there's a sort of ridge, and thenâ”
“Derek, I told you. I haven't got it with me now. Listen. There's a guy called Adam Shailer. He's on a European tour, or he was. Meet, greet, talk us up, that kind of thing. I want to know where he is right now. And when he gets back to the States. OK?”
“Shailer . . .”
I spelled it for him. There was a moment's pause, then he said, “He's U.S. You should really call the U.S. office, if you want to know.”
“Yes, yes. But I'm not going to. I'm calling you.”
“I'm not sure Iâ”
“Put Seddon on.”
“Seddon's in a meeting.”
“And he's left you to cover up his cock-Âups for him, hasn't he? So you'll just have to do it. All right?”
“You really ought to deal direct, U.S. is different, they get touchy over things like that . . .”
“Get it on screen. I know you can.”
“I really need those numbers.”
“Bargain, then? Give me what I want, I give you what you want. OK?”
“Well . . .”
I heard a distant clicking of keys. Then Derek, talking through his teeth, said, “Athens, Bucharest, Munich . . . No, you're too late. He's flying back today. You've missed the tour.”
“Flying back where?”
“To you, actually. Your neck of the woods. He's booked on a Lufthansa flight to JFK, departing 11:15, getting in 3:05. OK now?”
“Very. One more thing. When he gets here, where's he plan to stay?”
“I can't tell you that. If you want to talk to him, contact his home office! That's personal, I can'tâ”
“Get Seddon out of his meeting, or wherever he is. He's the one who fucked up the numbers, isn't he?”
“Mr. Seddon's not to be disturbed.”
“Then you'll have to do it for me, won't you?”
There was muttering and grumbling and a long, long silence, and for a moment I thought I'd lost him. Then he said, “He's got a flat. I don't know if he's going there, but . . .”
“Address.”
“It's a private address. There's policy, I can't justâ”
“Is it up on screen?”
“Yes.”
“Well then. You
can
just, can't you? Imagine that I'm in the office and just happen to catch sight of it over your shoulder. Right?”
He read it out. Hushed tones. I wrote it down.
“That thing with the serial numbers,” he said. “That's really urgent now.”
“I'm on it.”
I hit End Call.
S
ometimes Derek could be funny; a real wit, a joker. Other times . . . I don't know what it was. The big tease.
I've got the information, just me, only me. I've got it, you've not
. I knew some ÂpeopleâÂsecretaries, minor officials and what have youâÂif I'd asked them for that kind of stuff, they'd have just quoted policy and told me no. With Derek, it was more like blood from a stone: you could get it, but it took a Âcouple of miracles and an inversion of the laws of physics first.
I suppose, like any tease, he had to put out now and then. Or everyone would just lose interest.
Weirdest of all, I think he actually liked me. It was hard to tell. But there were moments when I thought he really did.