The Godfather Returns (44 page)

A news broadcast came on. The lead story of course was the swearing in of the toothy new president. Kay looked up. In a shot of the crowd, she saw Tom and Theresa Hagen. She put her head back down, profoundly alone, and cried herself to sleep.

Chapter 24

D
RESSED IN
a pink ball gown that barely contained her swollen breasts and clutching a pair of Superman pajamas, Francesca Van Arsdale, six months pregnant with her second child, chased her first one (two-year-old William Brewster Van Arsdale IV, whom they were calling Sonny) through the maze of boxes in their apartment on Capitol Hill. Sonny was naked except for the gold Notre Dame football helmet he’d gotten for Christmas from her brother Frankie. She heard Billy’s Dual-Ghia and looked out the kitchen window. The sight of the woman getting out of Billy’s ridiculously expensive car stopped Francesca in her tracks.

She dropped the pajamas. It wasn’t the babysitter. It was
her.
That Woman.

Francesca braced herself against the kitchen sink. But no. It wasn’t. On second glance, the babysitter was about fifteen and looked no more like the woman Billy had cheated on her with—another member of the Floridians for Shea staff—than would have any other willowy blond beauty who was everything Francesca was not.

“Ready, Francie?” Billy called, opening the door.

Sonny, ecstatic, sprinted toward his father and gave him an inadvertent but savage header to the crotch. As Billy moaned and crumpled into a chair, Francesca scooped up the pajamas and then Sonny, too, and gave the girl—the little sister of someone Billy knew from Harvard Law School—an agonizingly thorough set of instructions.

“You look fantastic,” Billy said, holding the car door open. “Gorgeous.”

Francesca was quite clear on the fact that she looked like a big pink cow. She struggled to get into that low-slung car with some semblance of dignity. Billy didn’t seem to notice. When she was in, he leaned down and kissed her, chastely at first, and then passionately. When the kiss was over, he thanked her. Thanked her!

It had been like this for weeks.
Her own mother
had told her to forget about the affair. Men are going to have their
goumada
s. You know why surveys say that fifty percent of men cheat on their wives? she’d asked. Because the other fifty are liars. But once in a while, she’d said, you can pretend to be surprised to learn about some woman—which, if you don’t do it too often, can spark enough guilt to make your husband treat you like you were courting. In contrast, Francesca’s sister’s advice had been to kill him. But Kathy had never liked Billy. She was also (despite a string of boyfriends in London, where she was getting her Ph.D. in Continental literature) not a mother. Being a mother changed things more than anyone who was not a mother could possibly imagine. What was Francesca supposed to do, get a divorce? Raise two children alone? So far, her mother seemed to have been dead-on. But Francesca didn’t trust Billy’s newfound devotion. Despite all his penitential tenderness, he’d made love to her maybe twice since she started to show. When she’d been pregnant the first time, Billy had been turned on by it, had wanted to do it all the time.

“You should see my office, babe,” Billy said. Right after the inaugural address, Daniel Brendan Shea—the president’s brother and new attorney general—had assembled his staff and had a meeting. This didn’t bode well for Billy working fewer hours than he had during the campaign (though maybe in this case those hours would be more exclusively devoted to work). “It’s small, but it’s on the same floor as Danny’s.”

“You’re calling him
Dann
y
?”
You’re calling me
babe?

“That’s what he said to call him.” Billy actually stuck his chest out with pride. This was not a gesture she found endearing, though maybe she once had.

“On a first-name basis with the attorney general,” she marveled. Did he call That Woman
babe,
too? “I’m proud of you.”

Which, despite everything, was true.

“The third youngest attorney general in the history of the United States,” Billy said. “Before he’s done, don’t be surprised if he’s considered the best one, too. He has an incredible combination of intelligence and—this doesn’t sound like a compliment, but it is—ruthlessness.”

“Sounds to me,” she said, “like he’s the right man for the job.”

On the way to the ball, they made quick stops at parties at several different embassies and hotels. As if by magic, Billy knew where to go, where the valet parking would be, the names of the hosts, and how to find them. When Francesca got inside, she had to pee—she
always
had to pee; it was like having a truck parked on her bladder—and she always guessed wrong about which way the bathroom was. She couldn’t help but be dazzled to be in these ornate mansions—especially the
French embassy,
which gave her an evil thrill, thinking about how jealous Kathy would be when she heard about it. And everywhere she turned, she saw a famous face or met a powerful person. But at the same time, she was miserable. Strangers kept pawing her, presuming that they could touch her belly, and Billy never once told them to keep their filthy hands to themselves. Her back was killing her. And she felt inadequate and out of place, as she had for most of her marriage. The pregnancy aside—and it was
never
aside; this kid was going to be a giant—no one looked like her (the Italian embassy was not among their stops). The women were either tall, WASPy, and glamorous, with their hair piled high and sprayed perfectly in place (like That Woman, in other words), or they were
Washington wives:
elegant matrons in fat pearls who somehow managed to be both unobtrusive and lively.

At every party, though, except for during her trips to the restroom, Billy stayed by her side. It was painful to watch him thwart his instinct to abandon her and work the room, but not so painful that Francesca was ever tempted to tell him to go do what he needed to do.

They finally arrived at Constitution Hall and were walking up the steps when she heard a high, unfamiliar voice calling her name. She turned and couldn’t see where it was coming from.

“Bee-Boy! Bee-Boy!”

Francesca’s heart soared. It was Mary Corleone and Uncle Mike. She hadn’t seen them since her wedding day, more than three years before. Her uncle looked like he’d aged ten years.

She reached down to pick Mary up and then thought better of it. “I hardly recognized you,” Francesca said. “You’re huge.”

“You’re huge, too,” Mary said, rubbing Francesca’s belly. Mary was her cousin. She could rub until her heart’s content. “We both have on the same-colored dress. That’s a baby in there, right? I’m smart. I’m seven years old.”

Uncle Mike asked if he could touch it.

“Of course,” she said. “You
are
smart,” she told Mary. “It is a baby. A big one, I think.”

When the baby kicked and Michael recoiled in delight, Francesca noticed her cousin Tony, standing behind his father. She bent down to hug him, too. He smiled but didn’t say anything. There was a man in a long coat behind them, too, who must have been a bodyguard.

“My brother doesn’t talk much,” Mary said. “But he’s not retarded. When he sings he can say anything. People are going to sing at the fancy ball, did you know that?”

“
You’re
retarded,” Tony said, perfectly well.

“I was hoping I’d see you here,” Francesca said. “When did you get in?”

Michael looked at his watch. “Fifteen minutes ago.”

“Are you staying long?” Francesca asked. “We’re not really moved in, but I’d love to have you come see our apartment.”

A look passed between Billy and Michael, then Billy turned the other way. The only other time they’d seen each other had been at the wedding; Billy had acted funny then, too. She knew it had to do with how her family’s past might affect his political future. Every marriage has taboo conversations, she thought, and this, really, was their only one. They were lucky.

“Just for the night,” Michael said. “Next time I’m in town, maybe. The work with the transition team is over, obviously, but I should still be back here on business fairly often.”

Billy extended his hand to the bodyguard. “Billy Van Arsdale.”

“We met,” Al Neri said. But that was all he said.

“C’mon, Uncle Mike,” Francesca said. “You sure you don’t have time for a home-cooked breakfast?”

“Yeah, are you sure?” Mary said. “Mommy says breakfast is the most importantest meal of the day.”

“All you eat for breakfast is cheese,” Tony said.

“That’s from a
song,
” Mary scoffed. “I eat everything.
Please,
Daddy? Can we go?”

Marguerite Duvall took the stage with ten women in red lingerie and ten slim men in tight-fitting simulated chaps, to re-create the big production number from
Cattle Call,
complete with the burning bordello and her famous risqué-but-classy finish. Rita played the French madam, the best friend of the sheriff. It was a small role, but this number had helped get her a Tony award nomination (that and the rumor that she was sleeping with the man who was now president).

Johnny Fontane stood in the wings, dressed in a white cape with a purple satin lining and a striped swallowtail tuxedo designed especially for tonight’s event by the best designer in Milan. He was sipping what looked like bourbon but was really tea and honey in a rocks glass.

“The lovely and talented Miss Done-’Em-All Duvall,” said Buzz Fratello, shaking his head in admiration. He and Dotty were on next. “I hear she’s fucking Fuckface, too.”

Johnny had introduced her to both Jimmy Shea and Louie Russo. But Fontane had included Rita in the inaugural ball on his own, with no word from either of them. The talent roster had been his call. The Ambassador made some suggestions, but Johnny ignored him. Rita might not be the biggest star here, but she’d been nominated for a Tony award, for Christ’s sake. For Fontane, she was a good luck charm. He’d met her when Hal Mitchell rounded her up—back when she was just some struggling French showgirl—for a threesome the night before the first sessions on
Fontane Blue.
Ever since then, Johnny Fontane’s life had been mostly Saturday nights. Even when things had gone south with Annie McGowan, a week in Acapulco with Rita and a Golden Globe for that picture about the alkie detective, and everything was so jake it was jacob.

The fake bawdy house was in flames now. The audience seemed to be eating it up.

“Look at him,” Fratello said, meaning the president: front and center, holding hands with his wife and beaming at the taut-legged, high-kicking ersatz hookers. “I’ll sleep a lot better tonight knowing the leader of the free world is a man who appreciates fine pussy,” he said.

“Relaxes the hand that’s on the button,” Johnny agreed.

Buzz made his inimitable leering noises. “Which button we talkin’ about?” Buzz asked, which cracked Johnny up.

“Let me ask you something, Buzz,” Johnny said. “You’re a
paesano.
You sing in all the same joints I do. You know the same guys I know. Why don’t they ask
you
that Mafia shit?”

“You know the definition of
dirty Guine
a
? An Italian gentleman who just left the room.”

“I’m serious.”

“I’m funny,” Buzz said. “Who ever heard of a funny gangster?”

“I got news for you, pally. You’re not that funny.”

“I love you, too, you wop bastard.”

Not a lot of other people could talk to him this way, but from Buzz it was different.

“C’mon. You own a part of a casino, Johnny. Who else owns casinos but wiseguys?”

“A lot of people, and you know it.”

“I know it, but that’s not how people see it,” Buzz said. “Look, I hear it, too. What you said to that reporter yesterday, you were right.”

“I never read that about you.”

“You probably sold more records since we been talkin’ than I will all year. Crook your little finger, and any chick alive follows you home.
And
you’re a movie star. If that ain’t enough, you got your pussy-chasing partner there elected president, and he owes you. When you’re on top of the world, my dago friend, little people sit home at night, dreaming about knockin’ you down. Forget it. You’ll live longer.”

Jimmy Shea was a man of vision who’d inspired the country and gotten the most votes. Nobody
got him elected.
Johnny had worked hard to help him, but so had a lot of people. Still, he was proud Jimmy had won, and he had high hopes for what it would be like to be one of the best friends of the president. He’d already redone his estate in Las Vegas, expanding the main house and building bungalows for guests and Secret Service. There was a second pool now and even a helicopter pad. Jimmy had said it would be his western White House.

Now came the big finish. The stage was full of fake smoke, and Rita tore off her dress. She was wearing a body suit. The squares in the cheap seats might have sworn they saw her bird, but from where Johnny Fontane stood, it was pure cornball, not to mention a lousy substitute for Rita in the genuine altogether.

“You know the other reason they don’t ask me as often if I’m in the Mafia?”

“What’s that?” Johnny was backing away, ready to take the stage.

“Because I’m not.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

Buzz lowered his head. “I am sorry if I have displeased you.” He dropped to his knees, grabbed Johnny Fontane’s right hand, and kissed the signet ring Annie McGowan had given him during their brief marriage. “Forgive me, Godfather.”

Only once did Billy Van Arsdale ask Francesca Corleone if her family was in the Mafia. It was the day before his graduation from Florida State. His parents had taken them to dinner at the Governor’s Club, gotten into a noisy, drunken argument, and left separately. “I love your family,” she’d said, deadpan, hoping to lighten the mood. It had come out wrong.

“At least,” he said, “they’re not in the Mafia.”

“Is that supposed to be a joke?” she said.

“I don’t know.” He brightened, as if he’d been waiting to ask the question from the time they’d met and finally had his opening. “
Is
your family in the Mafia?”

“That’s what you think, isn’t it? That all Italians are in the Mafia? That we eat-a the pizza, we squeeze-a the tomatoes, and we—”