Read The Hitman's Last Job Online
Authors: Max Freedom
“
Fuck man, I’m all out,”
“
So you have no luck with Carl’s old man?” Jerry
wondered.
“
That pussy just cried for three days. Didn’t tell me shit,”
Jorge was furious and spat out the words.
“
Bummer,” Jerry yawned and scrubbed at his face with his meaty
hands. “So are we nearly there yet?”
“
What are you? A kid?” Jorge smiled wryly.
“
You shut the hell up,”
“…
and cars are being burned out too James. I mean one was found
just recently,” a woman’s voice was borderline
delirious.
“
That’s right Suzanne. Looks like the work of upstate vandals
that have spurned their decadent vehicles on our land and set them
on fire,”
“
What the fuck is this shit?” Jorge pointed his cigarette at
the radio.
“
Upstate vandals,” and he shook his head.
“
Hey,” Jorge pointed to a sign that was hung back in the
bushes.
“
Finally!”
“
Yup. So four miles from here,” and they carried on.
“
Right, Jorge I want you to look around. I’m gonna go have a
little chat with the manager,”
“
How can I help sir? We have basic rooms starting from $49.99
or….”
“
No I’m not looking for a room,” Jerry interrupted.
“
Are you police?” was all he could think to say to the
intimidating man
“
Er…. Yeah…. I’m police. Chicago PD,” he placed his hand into
his jacket as if he was going to pull out his ID but he
didn’t.
“
Chicago? What are you doing down here?”
“
We’re looking for guy who was seen staying here a couple
nights back, a Carl Reiner. Does the name ring a bell?”
“
Hmmmm…. It does not,” the little manager shook his head
nervously.
“
Well can you check your book?”
“
Sure. Two seconds,” and he started to flick through pages of
names. “Nope, no Carl Reiner,” he finally concluded.
“
May I?” Jerry held the edge of the book to signify he was
taking it with or without permission.
“
Joe Adonis!” Jerry was outraged. “You didn’t think a name like
that was suspicious?” he angrily chucked the book back at the
manager.
“
Wha…. Who…. Who’s Joe Adonis?” he stuttered.
“
Are you serious? Please don’t tell me you’re being serious!
Joe Adonis was one of the most infamous Mafia hitmen of all time.
Freakin’ Joe Adonis,” and Jerry shook his head in
disbelief.
“
Why would I know who that is?” the manager was deeply
confused.
“
Anyway... He still here?”
“
No! Actually he and his girlfriend did a runner,”
“
Oh yeah? Where to?”
“
I have no idea!” the manager shrugged.
“
Hmmm. So that’s it?”
“
I assume so. The last I saw of them they were running out of
their room with their belongings,”
“
Did you notice anything else? Jerry prodded for more
information.
“
No… I mean they left the TV on in their room but that’s no big
deal,”
“
What was on?”
“
Eh?”
“
What was on the TV when they left?”
“
Well I went in to check the room was ok and I saw that they’d
left the news on,”
“
Hmmmm….” Jerry thought hard. “So you think it was something on
the news that made them run?”
“
Again I’m sorry. I have no idea,” the manager swallowed
nervously.
“
Ok thanks. But one last thing,”
“
Yes?”
“
Which direction did they run?”
“
That way,” the manager pointed south. “In the direction of the
Richardson neighbourhood,”
“
Is there anything special about the place?” Jerry asked as he
stifled a yawn.
“
Not really. Just a rundown area with loads of foreclosed
houses,”
“
Ok thank you for your time. Appreciated.” and Jerry turned to
leave.
“
You OK sweetheart?” he asked while knowing full well she was
not.
“
Yeah… As ok as I’ll ever be I guess,”
“
Is there anything I can do to make you ok?” he stroked her
arm.
“
Just hold onto me as tight as you can,”
“
That I CAN do,” and he wrapped her up in his arms and pulled
the covers up over their heads.
“
Fu…..uck!” she screamed as he hit a sensitive spot.
“
What about your turn?” she asked.
“
No. Tonight can be all about you.” he breathed into the side
of her neck.
“
Carl?” she asked with a yawn. “What do you see in
me?”
“
What do you mean?” he kissed her on the shoulder.
“
I mean… like what do you actually like about me?”
“
I like just about everything,” he spoke honestly.
“
What the actual fuck?” Jerry was flummoxed.
“
Hey!” the manager shouted. “The police are here!”
“
Yeah police!” Jerry shouted while looking Jorge dead in the
eye.
“
This fucker was looking in through the window as I was having
sex with my girlfriend!”
“
Well I’ll take it from here,” and he walked over to Jorge and
held his arms from behind. “You’re comin’ with me pal,” he said in
his best cop voice while bundling him into his own Buick and
driving away.
“
What the fuck man?” Jorge was livid. “You’re police
now?”
“
Yeah sure I’m police. What the fuck were YOU doin?”
“
I was lookin’ around like you said!”
“
Whatever. Did you see anything?”
“
Nah. He’s definitely long gone from here. But I did find
this?” he pulled something metallic out of his jacket
pocket.
“
What are those? Dog tags?” Jerry tried to focus on them while
driving.
“
Yup,” and Jorge dangled them even closer to Jerry’s face. “And
it has his name right on them?”
“
You’re kiddin’ me!”
“
Look!”
“
Where the fuck you find these?”
“
Outside that maniac’s room, in the gravel. He must have
dropped it as he ran away,”
“
He couldn’t have got very far without his car though could
he?”
“
I thought you were still asleep,” he yawned and sipped at his
coffee.
“
Hmmmmm….” She stretched out on the bed and hoped he’d come
back and join her.
“
How do you look so beautiful first thing in the morning?” he
walked over and sat on the edge of the bed.
“
Won’t you come back to join me?” she grinned
cheekily.
“
How could I not,” he smiled and jumped under the
covers.
“
You’re ready so soon,” he whispered into her ear.
“
I can’t help it. You’re so perfect,” and she rose her hips up
to meet his.