Read The Hitman's Last Job Online
Authors: Max Freedom
“
Well I guess it’s time we brought you up to date,”
“
Here you go guys! Vegan lasagne and gluten free bread rolls,”
and she sashayed away.
“
You OK baby?” Carl asked as he ran a finger through her
hair.
“
So,” he continued. “I think it’s time I officially introduce
you to Chuck. This guy here is one of my best buddies,” Carl
outstretched an arm to his friend. “Known him since my old Navy
training days,”
“
Yup! Except I was never cut out for a life in the military,”
Chuck chuckled as he mopped up sauce with a piece of
bread.
“
So what did you do instead?” Anna asked.
“
He illegally prints an anti-government conspiracy magazine.
Don’t you sweetheart?” she kissed him on the cheek and he
blushed.
“
What’s an anti-government conspiracy?” she eventually
asked.
“
Hey, it’s not as dirty as it sounds,” Chuck interjected. “I
mainly write about aliens, the moon landing hoax, hybrid
human-animal creations you know, stuff like that.
“
Oh God, don’t get him started,” Carl smacked his old friend on
the back.
“
So what are
we
doing here? I mean, no offence Chuck,” and she looked to her
plate nervously.
“
Well this good man has a side business and is somewhat of a
master of printing,”
“
Well if you say so,” Chuck winked. “But yeah I can print
anything you can think of. And I think I can guess what you’re
looking for……Hmmmm… Would it be ID by any chance?”
“
Bingo,” laughed Carl.
“
But why? What’s going on?”
“
I won’t bore you with the details,” Carl began. “But we need
my… friend over the border in the next twenty four hours and she
doesn’t have a passport,”
“
Ooohh bummer,” smiled Chuck. “But yeah, that’s no bother.
Anything for a friend,”
“
You tired sweetheart?” Carl placed a hand affectionately on
her back and rubbed her gently.
“
Urgh… yeah,” Anna yawned and rubbed her eyes.
“
Well I’ll show you where you can stay,” Chuck stood up to
clear the table. “Just give me two minutes,” and the eccentric
couple disappeared over to the sink.
“
I don’t like this,” Anna fumed once again. “What the hell is
going on? You knew we were coming here the whole time didn’t you?”
she pushed him in the chest.
“
Woah, calm down,” he held her by the shoulders. “Don’t get all
worked up. I had an idea that perhaps he could help us out if we
ever got to San Antonio. I promise. I wasn’t conspiring against you
or something like that. He’s here to help us. He’ll get you a
passport,”
“
He’s a freakin’ wackjob Carl…and a vegan. Plus he runs an
underground, illegal alien magazine. That’s completely insane,”
Anna felt as though she was about to tear out her hair.
“
Look I can understand that you’re on edge. You’re tired,
stressed, terrified I get it ok. But we’ll be outta here in the
morning and on our way. I’m here for you, you know that?” he held
her under her chin and lifted her face to look him in the
eye.
“
Yeah I know,” she sighed.
“
I dunno. There’s still something that’s really creeping me
out. How do you know this guy? And why does he owe you a
favour?”
“
I told you, we trained together. Well… there’s something else
but I’ll wait until we’re in bed until I tell you,”
“
And where exactly is this bed?”
“
Hey guys, hiding in dark corners I see. That’s the spirit!”
Chuck laughed heartily as he found them. “Now let me show you to
your room,” he gestured with his hand for them to follow
him.
“
I’m not going down there,” Anna was adamant.
“
I promise it’s not as bad as you think,” Chuck grinned as
though he were onto a great secret.
“
What is
this
place?” she grimaced.
“
Ah this is just for storage. But don’t worry it’s not where
you’re sleeping,”
“
We’re not sleeping in a sewer are we?” Anna asked
aghast.
“
Don’t worry, there’s no alligators down here,” Chuck smirked
at Carl.
“
Come on,” Carl whispered.
“
Ladies first,” Chuck ushered Anna down the ladder.
“
Hey this is great!” she beamed up at Carl.
“
This place is like a spa,” she giggled to Carl as he jumped
down.
“
Wow, I wonder what your own bedroom looks like if this is for
guests,” Carl looked to his friend.
“
Ah, we have the whole loft space converted. It’s a real
humdinger. But this place is just in case we get tipped off you
know,”
“
Sure thing,” Carl nodded albeit with a sceptical look on his
face.
“
Anyway I’ll leave you to it,” and Chuck disappeared up the
ladder. “If you need me just ring the bell in the
corner,”
“
It leads to the loft,” Chuck explained. “Anyway, see you in
the morning and we’ll get that passport sorted. That’s when the
printing presses are up and running. Anyway, you kids stay
safe,”
“
This is…. Crazy,” Anna jumped into Carl’s arms now they had
their privacy.
“
Sure is. I bet you’re glad my plan worked after all ain’t
ya?”
“
Well….. I guess,” she laughed and bit her lip.
“
Hey,” Carl pulled one back and jumped in after her. “This is
kinda sexy ain’t it? Enveloped in a four poster bed, just you and
me hidden away somewhere safe for once.
“
It’s the most romantic thing ever,” and she leaned back to run
her hand across the bed’s curtains.
“
So I believe you have a story to tell me,” she traced her
fingers along the side of Carl’s leg and he leaned over
closer.
“
I do,” he held her hand and moved it to his groin.
“
Urrhhhhh…. I could just devour you right now,” he leaned in
and kissed her biting at her lip playfully.
“
But aren’t you going to tell me how you know
Chuck?”
“
Can’t I kiss you some more?”
“
No Carl,”
“
Fine,” he pulled away. “For a very short while I worked in a
special forces unit. Chuck and I were close at the time but he
eventually got discharged long before I did. That’s it,”
“
But special forces? What’s that?”
“
I can’t tell you. Or rather I might tell you some other
time,”
“
Carl! I wanna know more. So you guys met in like… a
super-secret spy job?”
“
If I fuck you, will you stop asking questions?” he
smiled.
“
I’d do anything for you,” she whispered.
“
Is that good? You like that?” Carl asked as he unzipped his
jeans.
“
I know how much you love to be teased,” Anna winked as she bit
her lip harder.
“
Oh yeah…. I just love to watch you,” he moved his hand
faster.
“
I want us to cum at the same time,” she gasped.