The House of Hades (Heroes of Olympus Book 4) (26 page)

P
IPER DIDN’T PLAN TO SHOOT BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.
The cornucopia must have sensed her distress and thought she and her visitors could use some warm baked goods.

Half a dozen steamy muffins flew from the horn of plenty like buckshot. It wasn’t the most effective opening attack.

Khione
simply leaned to one side. Most of the muffins sailed past her over the rail. Her brothers, the Boreads, each caught one and began to eat.

‘Muffins,’ said the bigger one. Cal, Piper remembered: short for
Calais
. He was dressed exactly as he had been in Quebec – in cleats, sweatpants and a red hockey jersey – and had two black eyes and several broken teeth. ‘Muffins are good.’

‘Ah,
merci
,’ said the scrawny brother – Zethes, she recalled – who stood on the catapult platform, his purple wings spread. His white hair was still feathered in a horrible Disco Age mullet. The collar of his silk shirt stuck out over his
breastplate. His chartreuse polyester trousers were grotesquely tight, and his acne had only got worse. Despite that, he wriggled his eyebrows and smiled like he was the demigod of pickup artists.

‘I knew the pretty girl would miss me.’ He spoke Québécois French, which Piper translated effortlessly. Thanks to her mom, Aphrodite, the language of love was hardwired into her, though she didn’t want to speak it with Zethes.

‘What are you doing?’ Piper demanded. Then, in charmspeak: ‘Let my friends go.’

Zethes blinked. ‘We should let your friends go.’

‘Yes,’ Cal agreed.

‘No, you idiots!’ Khione snapped. ‘She is charmspeaking. Use your wits.’

‘Wits …’ Cal frowned as if he wasn’t sure what wits were. ‘Muffins are better.’

He stuffed the whole thing in his mouth and began to chew.

Zethes picked a blueberry off the top of his and nibbled it delicately. ‘Ah, my beautiful Piper … so long I have waited to see you again. Sadly, my sister is right. We cannot let your friends go. In fact we must take them to Quebec, where they shall be laughed at eternally. I am so sorry, but these are our orders.’

‘Orders …?’

Ever since last winter, Piper had expected Khione to show her frosty face sooner or later. When they’d defeated her at the
Wolf House
in Sonoma, the snow goddess had vowed revenge. But why were Zethes and Cal here? In Quebec, the
Boreads had seemed almost friendly – at least compared to their sub-zero sister.

‘Guys, listen,’ Piper said. ‘Your sister disobeyed Boreas. She’s working with the giants, trying to raise Gaia. She’s planning to take over your father’s throne.’

Khione laughed, soft and cold. ‘Dear Piper McLean. You would manipulate my weak-willed brothers with your charms, like a true daughter of the love goddess. Such a skilful liar.’

‘
Liar?
’
Piper cried. ‘You tried to kill us! Zethes, she’s working for Gaia!’

Zethes winced. ‘Alas, beautiful girl. We all are working for Gaia now. I fear these orders are from our father, Boreas himself.’

‘What?’ Piper didn’t want to believe it, but Khione’s smug smile told her it was true.

‘At last my father saw the wisdom of my counsel,’ Khione purred, ‘or at least he
did
before his Roman side began warring with his Greek side. I fear he is quite incapacitated now, but he left me in charge. He has ordered that the forces of the North Wind be used in the service of King Porphyrion and of course … the Earth Mother.’

Piper gulped. ‘How are you even here?’ She gestured at the ice all over the ship. ‘It’s summer!’

Khione shrugged. ‘Our powers grow. The rules of nature are turned upside down. Once the Earth Mother wakes, we shall remake the world as we choose!’

‘With hockey,’ Cal said, his mouth still full. ‘And pizza. And muffins.’

‘Yes, yes,’ Khione sneered. ‘I had to promise a few things to the big simpleton. And to Zethes –’

‘Oh, my needs are simple.’ Zethes slicked back his hair and winked at Piper. ‘I should have kept you at our palace when we first met, my dear Piper. But soon we will go there again, together, and I shall romance you most incredibly.’

‘Thanks, but no thanks,’ Piper said. ‘Now,
let Jason go.
’

She put all her power into the words, and Zethes obeyed. He snapped his fingers. Jason instantly defrosted. He crumpled to the floor, gasping and steaming, but at least he was alive.

‘You imbecile!’ Khione thrust out her hand, and Jason refroze, now flat on the deck like a bearskin rug. She wheeled on Zethes. ‘If you wish the girl as your prize, you must prove you can control her. Not the other way around!’

‘Yes, of course.’ Zethes looked chagrined.

‘As for Jason Grace …’ Khione’s brown eyes gleamed. ‘He and the rest of your friends will join our court of ice statues in Quebec. Jason will
grace
my throne room.’

‘Clever,’ Piper muttered. ‘Take you all day to think up that line?’

At least she knew Jason was still alive, which made Piper a little less panicky. The deep freeze could be reversed. That meant her other friends were probably still alive below deck. She just needed a plan to free them.

Unfortunately, she wasn’t Annabeth. She wasn’t so good at devising plans on the fly. She needed time to think.

‘What about Leo?’ she blurted. ‘Where did you send him?’

The snow goddess stepped lightly around Jason, examining him as if he were sidewalk art.

‘Leo Valdez deserved a special punishment,’ she said. ‘I have sent him to a place from which he can never return.’

Piper couldn’t breathe. Poor Leo. The idea of never seeing him again almost destroyed her. Khione must’ve seen it in her face.

‘Alas, my dear Piper!’ She smiled in triumph. ‘But it is for the best. Leo could not be tolerated, even as an ice statue … not after he insulted me. The fool refused to rule at my side! And his power over fire …’ She shook her head. ‘He could not be allowed to reach the House of Hades. I’m afraid Lord Clytius likes fire even less than I do.’

Piper gripped her dagger.

Fire
, she thought.
Thanks for reminding me, you witch.

She scanned the deck. How to make fire? A box of Greek fire vials was secured by the forward ballista, but that was too far away. Even if she made it without getting frozen, Greek fire would burn everything, including the ship and all her friends. There had to be another way. Her eyes strayed to the prow.

Oh.

Festus the figurehead could blow some serious flames. Unfortunately, Leo had switched him off. Piper had no idea how to reactivate him. She would never have time to figure out the right controls at the ship’s console. She had vague memories of Leo tinkering around inside the dragon’s bronze skull, mumbling about a control disk, but even if Piper could
make it to the prow she would have no idea what she was doing.

Still, some instinct told her Festus was her best chance, if only she could figure out how to convince her captors to let her get close enough …

‘Well!’ Khione interrupted her thoughts. ‘I fear our time together is at a close. Zethes, if you would –’

‘Wait!’ Piper said.

A simple command, and it worked. The Boreads and Khione frowned at her, waiting.

Piper was fairly sure she could control the brothers with charmspeak, but Khione was a problem. Charmspeak worked poorly if the person wasn’t attracted to you. It worked poorly on a powerful being like a god. And it worked poorly when your victim
knew
about charmspeak and was actively on guard against it. All of the above applied to Khione.

What would Annabeth do?

Delay, Piper thought. When in doubt, talk some more.

‘You’re afraid of my friends,’ she said. ‘So why not just kill them?’

Khione laughed. ‘You are not a god, or you would understand. Death is so short, so … unsatisfying. Your puny mortal souls flit off to the Underworld, and what happens then? The
best
I can hope for is that you go to the Fields of Punishment or Asphodel, but you demigods are insufferably noble. More likely you will go to
Elysium
– or get reborn in a new life. Why would I want to reward your friends that way? Why … when I can punish them eternally?’

‘And me?’ Piper hated to ask. ‘Why am I still alive and unfrozen?’

Khione glanced at her brothers with annoyance. ‘Zethes has claimed you, for one thing.’

‘I kiss magnificently,’ Zethes promised. ‘You will see, beautiful one.’

The idea made Piper’s stomach churn.

‘But that is not the only reason,’ Khione said. ‘It is because I
hate
you, Piper. Deeply and truly. Without you, Jason would have stayed with me in Quebec.’

‘Delusional, much?’

Khione’s eyes turned as hard as the diamonds in her circlet. ‘You are a meddler, the daughter of a useless goddess. What can you do alone? Nothing. Of all the seven demigods, you have no purpose, no power. I wish you to stay on this ship, adrift and helpless, while Gaia rises and the world ends. And just to be sure you are well out of the way …’

She gestured to Zethes, who plucked something from the air – a frozen sphere the size of a softball, covered in icy spikes.

‘A bomb,’ Zethes explained, ‘especially for you, my love.’

‘Bombs!’ Cal laughed. ‘A good day! Bombs and muffins!’

‘Uh …’ Piper lowered her dagger, which seemed even more useless than usual. ‘Flowers would’ve been fine.’

‘Oh, it will not kill the pretty girl.’ Zethes frowned. ‘Well … I am
fairly
sure of this. But when the fragile container cracks, in … ah, roughly not very long … it will unleash the full force of the northern winds. This ship will be blown very far off course. Very, very far.’

‘Indeed.’ Khione’s voice prickled with false sympathy. ‘We will take your friends for our statue collection, then unleash the winds and bid you goodbye! You can watch the end of the world from … well, the end of the world! Perhaps you can charmspeak the fish, and feed yourself with your silly cornucopia. You can pace the deck of this empty ship and watch our victory in the blade of your dagger. When Gaia has arisen and the world you knew is dead,
then
Zethes can come back and retrieve you for his bride. What will you do to stop us, Piper? A hero? Ha! You are a joke.’

Her words stung like sleet, mostly because Piper had had the same thoughts herself. What could she do? How could she save her friends with what she had?

She came close to snapping – flying at her enemies in a rage and getting herself killed.

She looked at Khione’s smug expression and she realized the goddess was
hoping
for that. She wanted Piper to break. She wanted entertainment.

Piper’s spine turned to steel. She remembered the girls who used to make fun of her at the Wilderness School. She remembered Drew, the cruel head counsellor she had replaced in Aphrodite’s cabin; and
Medea
, who had charmed Jason and Leo in Chicago; and Jessica, her dad’s old assistant, who had always treated her like a useless brat. All her life, Piper had been looked down upon, told she was useless.

It has never been true
,
another voice whispered – a voice that sounded like her mother’s.
Each of them berated you because they feared you and envied you. So does Khione. Use that!

Piper didn’t feel like it, but she managed a laugh. She tried
it again, and the laughter came more easily. Soon she was doubled over, giggling and snorting.

Calais joined in, until Zethes elbowed him.

Khione’s smile wavered. ‘What? What is so funny? I have doomed you!’

‘Doomed me!’ Piper laughed again. ‘Oh, gods … sorry.’ She took a shaky breath and tried to stop giggling. ‘Oh, boy … okay. You really think I’m powerless? You
really
think I’m useless? Gods of Olympus, your brain must have freezer burn. You don’t know my secret, do you?’

Khione’s eyes narrowed.

‘You have no secret,’ she said. ‘You are lying.’

‘Okay, whatever,’ Piper said. ‘Yeah, go ahead and take my friends. Leave me here … 
useless.
’ She snorted. ‘Yeah. Gaia will be
really
pleased with you.’

Snow swirled around the goddess. Zethes and Calais glanced at each other nervously.

‘Sister,’ Zethes said, ‘if she really has some secret –’

‘Pizza?’ Cal speculated. ‘Hockey?’

‘– then we must know,’ Zethes continued.

Khione obviously didn’t buy it. Piper tried to keep a straight face, but she made her eyes dance with mischief and humour.

Go ahead
, she dared.
Call my bluff.

‘What secret?’ Khione demanded. ‘Reveal it to us!’

Piper shrugged. ‘Suit yourself.’ She pointed casually towards the prow. ‘Follow me, ice people.’

S
HE PUSHED BETWEEN THE
B
OREADS,
which was like walking through a meat freezer. The air around them was so cold it burned her face. She felt like she was breathing pure snow.

Piper tried not to look down at Jason’s frozen body as she passed. She tried not to think about her friends below, or Leo shot into the sky to a place of no return. She
definitely
tried not to think about the Boreads and the snow goddess, who were following her.

She fixed her eyes on the figurehead.

The ship rocked under her feet. A single gust of summer air made it through the chill, and Piper breathed it in, taking it as a good omen. It was still summer out there. Khione and her brothers did
not
belong here.

Piper knew she couldn’t win a straight fight against Khione and two winged guys with swords. She wasn’t as clever as
Annabeth, or as good at problem solving as Leo. But she
did
have power. And she intended to use it.

Last night, during her talk with Hazel, Piper had realized that the secret of charmspeak was a lot like using the Mist. In the past, Piper had had a lot of trouble making her charms work, because she always ordered her enemies do what
she
wanted. She would yell
Don’t kill us
when the monster’s fondest wish was to kill them. She would put all her power into her voice and hope it was enough to overwhelm her enemy’s will.

Sometimes it worked, but it was exhausting and unreliable. Aphrodite wasn’t about head-on confrontation. Aphrodite was about subtlety and guile and charm. Piper decided she shouldn’t focus on making people do what she wanted. She needed to push them to do the things
they
wanted.

A great theory, if she could make it work …

She stopped at the foremast and faced Khione. ‘Wow, I just realized why you hate us so much,’ she said, filling her voice with pity. ‘We humiliated you pretty badly in Sonoma.’

Khione’s eyes glinted like iced espresso. She shot an uneasy look at her brothers.

Piper laughed. ‘Oh, you didn’t tell them!’ she guessed. ‘I don’t blame you. You had a giant king on your side, plus an army of wolves and Earthborn, and you still couldn’t beat us.’

‘Silence!’ the goddess hissed.

The air turned misty. Piper felt frost gathering on her eyebrows and freezing her ear canals, but she feigned a smile.

‘Whatever.’ She winked at Zethes. ‘But it
was
pretty funny.’

‘The beautiful girl must be lying,’ Zethes said. ‘Khione was
not
beaten
at the Wolf House. She said it was a … ah, what is the term? A tactical retreat.’

‘Treats?’ Cal asked. ‘Treats are good.’

Piper pushed the big guy’s chest playfully. ‘No, Cal. He means that your sister ran away.’

‘I did not!’ Khione shrieked.

‘What did Hera call you?’ Piper mused. ‘Right – a D-list goddess!’

She burst out laughing again, and her amusement was so genuine that Zethes and Cal started laughing, too.

‘That is
très bon!
’ Zethes said. ‘A D-list goddess. Ha!’

‘Ha!’ Cal said. ‘Sister ran away! Ha!’

Khione’s white dress began to steam. Ice formed over Zethes’s and Cal’s mouths, plugging them up.

‘Show us this secret of yours, Piper McLean,’ Khione growled. ‘Then
pray
I leave you on this ship intact. If you are toying with us, I will show you the horrors of frostbite. I doubt Zethes will still want you if you have no fingers or toes … perhaps no nose or ears.’

Zethes and Cal spat the ice plugs out of their mouths.

‘The pretty girl would look less pretty without a nose,’ Zethes admitted.

Piper had seen pictures of frostbite victims. The threat terrified her, but she didn’t let it show.

‘Come on, then.’ She led the way to the prow, humming one of her dad’s favourite songs – ‘Summertime’.

When she got to the figurehead, she put her hand on Festus’s neck. His bronze scales were cold. There was no hum of machinery. His ruby eyes were dull and dark.

‘You remember our dragon?’ Piper asked.

Khione scoffed. ‘This cannot be your secret. The dragon is broken. Its fire is gone.’

‘Well, yes …’ Piper stroked the dragon’s snout.

She didn’t have Leo’s power to make gears turn or circuits spark. She couldn’t sense anything about the workings of a machine. All she could do was speak her heart and tell the dragon what he
most
wanted to hear. ‘But Festus is more than a machine. He’s a living creature.’

‘Ridiculous,’ the goddess spat. ‘Zethes, Cal – gather the frozen demigods from below. Then we shall break open the sphere of winds.’

‘You could do that, boys,’ Piper agreed. ‘But then you wouldn’t see Khione humiliated. I know you’d like that.’

The Boreads hesitated.

‘Hockey?’ Cal asked.

‘Almost as good,’ Piper promised. ‘You fought at the side of Jason and the
Argonauts
, didn’t you? On a ship like this, the first
Argo.
’

‘Yes,’ Zethes agreed. ‘The
Argo
. Much like this, but we did not have a dragon.’

‘Don’t listen to her!’ Khione snapped.

Piper felt ice forming on her lips.

‘You could shut me up,’ she said quickly. ‘But you want to know my secret power – how I will destroy you, and Gaia, and the giants.’

Hatred seethed in Khione’s eyes, but she withheld her frost.

‘You – have – no – power,’ she insisted.

‘Spoken like a D-list goddess,’ Piper said. ‘One who never gets taken seriously, who
always
wants more power.’

She turned to Festus and ran her hand behind his metal ears. ‘You’re a good friend, Festus. No one can truly deactivate you. You’re more than a machine. Khione doesn’t understand that.’

She turned to the Boreads. ‘She doesn’t value you, either, you know. She thinks she can boss you around because you’re demigods, not full-fledged gods. She doesn’t understand that you’re a powerful team.’

‘A team,’ Cal grunted. ‘Like the Ca-na-di-ens.’

He had to struggle with the word since it was more than two syllables. He grinned and looked very pleased with himself.

‘Exactly,’ Piper said. ‘Just like a hockey team. The whole is greater than the parts.’

‘Like a pizza,’ Cal added.

Piper laughed. ‘You
are
smart, Cal! Even I underestimated you.’

‘Wait, now,’ Zethes protested. ‘I am smart also. And good-looking.’

‘Very smart,’ Piper agreed, ignoring the
good-looking
part. ‘So put down the wind bomb and watch Khione get humiliated.’

Zethes grinned. He crouched and rolled the ice sphere across the deck.

‘You fool!’ Khione yelled.

Before the goddess could go after the sphere, Piper cried, ‘Our secret weapon, Khione! We’re not just a bunch of
demigods. We’re a team. Just like Festus isn’t only a collection of parts. He’s
alive
. He’s
my friend
. And when his friends are in trouble, especially Leo, he can wake up
on his own
.’

She willed all her confidence into her voice – all her love for the metal dragon and everything he’d done for them.

The rational part of her knew this was hopeless. How could you start a machine with emotions?

But Aphrodite wasn’t rational. She ruled through emotions. She was the oldest and most primordial of the Olympians, born from the blood of
Ouranos
churning in the sea. Her power was more ancient than that of Hephaestus or Athena or even Zeus.

For a terrible moment, nothing happened. Khione glared at her. The Boreads began to come out of their daze, looking disappointed.

‘Never mind our plan,’ Khione snarled. ‘Kill her!’

As the Boreads raised their swords, the dragon’s metal skin grew warm under Piper’s hand. She dived out of the way, tackling the snow goddess, as Festus turned his head one hundred and eighty degrees and blasted the Boreads, vaporizing them on the spot. For some reason, Zethes’s sword was spared. It clunked to the deck, still steaming.

Piper scrambled to her feet. She spotted the sphere of winds at the base of the foremast. She ran for it, but before she could get close Khione materialized in front of her in a swirl of frost. Her skin glowed bright enough to cause snow blindness.

‘You
miserable
girl,’ she hissed. ‘You think you can defeat me – a
goddess
?’

At Piper’s back, Festus roared and blew steam, but Piper knew he couldn’t breathe fire again without hitting her, too.

About twenty feet behind the goddess, the ice sphere began to crack and hiss.

Piper was out of time for subtlety. She yelled and raised her dagger, charging the goddess.

Khione grabbed her wrist. Ice spread over Piper’s arm. The blade of Katoptris turned white.

The goddess’s face was only six inches from hers. Khione smiled, knowing she had won.

‘A child of Aphrodite,’ she chided. ‘You are
nothing
.’

Festus creaked again. Piper could swear he was trying to shout encouragement.

Suddenly her chest grew warm – not with anger or fear but with love for that dragon; and Jason, who was depending on her; and her friends trapped below; and Leo, who was lost and would need her help.

Maybe love was no match for ice … but Piper had used it to wake a metal dragon. Mortals did superhuman feats in the name of love all the time. Mothers lifted cars to save their children. And Piper was more than just mortal. She was a demigod. A hero.

The ice melted on her blade. Her arm steamed under Khione’s grip.

‘Still underestimating me,’ Piper told the goddess. ‘You really need to work on that.’

Khione’s smug expression faltered as Piper drove her dagger straight down.

The blade touched Khione’s chest, and the goddess
exploded in a miniature blizzard. Piper collapsed, dazed from the cold. She heard Festus clacking and whirring, the reactivated alarm bells ringing.

The bomb.

Piper struggled to rise. The sphere was ten feet away, hissing and spinning as the winds inside began to stir.

Piper dived for it.

Her fingers closed around the bomb just as the ice shattered and the winds exploded.