The Jeweler
Authors: Beck Anderson
The Jeweler
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Beck Anderson
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Omnific Publishing
Los Angeles
The Jeweler, Copyright © 2014 by Beck Anderson
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First Omnific eBook edition, October 2014
First Omnific trade paperback edition, October 2014
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The characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.
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Library of Congress Cataloguing-in-Publication Data
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Anderson, Beck.
The Jeweler / Beck Anderson – 1st ed
ISBN: 978-1-623421-44-1
1. Contemporary Romance—Fiction. 2. Idaho—Fiction. 3. Jeweler—Fiction. 4. Grief—Fiction. I. Title
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Cover Design by Micha Stone and Amy Brokaw
Interior Book Design by Coreen Montagna
To my boys and to my Chix,
for always having my back when I swing for the fences.
“I J
UST
D
ON’T
K
NOW
, J
IMMY
. How come there aren’t any canaries?” The frosted tips of her bangs rested against the glass counter.
“Naomi, honey, I’ve told you: you aren’t getting a yellow diamond. It’s too flashy. And he’d have to ship it in from San Francisco. Isn’t that right?” Jimmy looked across the counter.
Fender Barnes stared out the window at the bustle of the Friday traffic. Downtown was busy as everyone tried to get out of town early for the long Labor Day weekend. People stood at the crosswalk, waiting for the light to change. He squinted as the sun bounced off the windshield of a passing car. “My usual supplier is in San Francisco, but I guess I could call around to the other stores in town.”
That didn’t seem to be the response Jimmy was looking for. He turned from the counter and took big strides around the shop. “I just think…” He let out an exasperated sigh.
Naomi picked her head up and looked at him. “When you said you’d do anything for me, I believed you. Now you’re hemming and hawing.” She paused before letting the last words fly. “This is about Veronica, isn’t it?”
Jimmy stiffened. “I divorced Veronica to be with you. How can it be about her?”
Awkwardly, Fender shifted from foot to foot behind the counter.
I should charge counseling fees. Jesus.
He’d agreed to go into the jewelry business because of the design, not the sales—and definitely not because of the people. Why,
why
people thought a piece of jewelry would fix a relationship, or prove that they loved someone, was beyond him. Rings were beautiful hunks of rock wrapped in metal. Fender never bought into the “symbolism.” Diamonds weren’t forever—they were little pieces of carbon that had the random luck to get squashed deep below ground for centuries. If that was supposed to symbolize marriage, then okay—trapped and squashed.
That’s glamour, all right.
Naomi stared at Jimmy, lips set in a hard line. Fender looked at the pair.
Jimmy’s not gettin’ any tonight.
“Fender, call around. Damn it, Naomi.” He handed Fender a business card. “Call me when you find a canary diamond.”
Naomi’s lips released into a wide, toothy grin. She looked like the cat that ate the canary diamond, for chrissakes. She strode out of the shop with a despondent-looking Jimmy in tow.
Yeah, marriage. What a fabulous institution.
Fender grabbed the phone and began his search for a yellow rock.
After several hours of silence, when the shop’s door jingled, he cringed. He’d been looking forward to closing time. Dealing with customers like Jimmy and Naomi hurt his brain, and he wanted out of the shop. But sure enough, at five minutes to five, in waltzed Prince Charming looking all pleased with himself.
Oh, God
, Fender thought.
He’s a bird
.
A lovebird. The kind of guy he could sell a crappy diamond to. The kind who wouldn’t have a clue the diamond was crappy but would keep insisting on “the best for his girl.” And then Fender would see the guy alone at the bar six months later, crying into his beer about being wronged. People were total idiots when left to their own devices. And, sadly, his business capitalized on that. He had too much pride to scam a lovebird, but if he’d wanted to, he surely could have. Love made people stupid.
“Can I help you find something?” Fender tried to sound patient. He probably sounded annoyed.
The blond man blinked a few times and flashed a set of impossibly white teeth. “It’s actually an important purchase.” He remained too pleased with himself.
Oh, gee, you’re in a jewelry shop. What could it be? Is it a—a—ring?
Fender bit his tongue to keep the words in his mouth.
“I’m buying a ring for my girlfriend. I’m proposing to her.”
“Wonderful. Let me show you a few choices, and you can get ideas. What’s your price range?” Fender looked for the keys to the display case.
I won’t be out of here before six thirty. This sucks
.
Ginger sat at the bottom of the stoop. The pavement was buckled. It was old concrete, grainy under her toes. Brad was late again. She watched the guys in the park across the street play Ultimate Frisbee. They were probably her age, mid-twenties, but still in the “restless waiter” mode. These guys were not career-driven; they were at the park playing too often to be working serious jobs. They came every sunny summer afternoon. She liked the easy athleticism of their game. It appealed to her, made them fun to watch.
Her eyes followed one of the Frisbee players, hat turned around backward, as he reached to make a catch. Brad wouldn’t wear a baseball cap. She’d bought him one when she’d visited Boston, gone back East to see friends from college. She liked the Red Sox, and she thought he might wear it if it was from her. But he’d placed it in his closet, and it never saw the light of day again.
Why this was a litmus test for her, she didn’t know. If anything, a ball cap was the uniform of frat boys—immature, selfish, spoiled little boys. When she was at UConn, some guys even wore them with a coat and tie to the football games.
The Ultimate boys had now stripped to the waist and were playing with renewed effort.
You’d think these guys were defusing bombs
. But she liked their lithe, tan arms. They looked so uncomplicated. And so beautiful.
She turned her attention away from the park and went inside to find the nail polish. She opened the wood screen door and pushed past the Husky standing in the doorway. “What does it mean when you don’t mind that he’s not home yet?” she asked out loud.
The dog looked up at her.
“Can’t be a good sign, can it?” The dog didn’t answer. She was talking to herself again.
Mental note: no more talking out loud
. She fished the nail polish out of the bathroom drawer.
Twenty-five minutes later, she looked at her shimmery toenails. Now Brad was really late, and she’d started to feel restless.
Brad used to make her feel calm. They’d met her first fall in Boise, two years ago, at a dinner party. He was friendly, and he was attentive. They chatted a bit. The big smile on his face was the first thing she’d noticed. They sat next to each other at dinner. Then they’d parted ways.
Months later, Ginger drove out to the pound and got herself a dog. She’d been lonely, worried she might not meet someone in her new hometown, so she got herself a Siberian Husky that shed way too much and chewed on or ate everything. When Zoë ate fishing line, Ginger put the big dog in the car and drove to the nearest vet.
Who happened to be Brad. Zoë sat in the corner of the examination room, a trail of plastic line dangling out of her drooly mouth. Brad strode into the room and smiled at the dog. Then he looked up at Ginger and smiled, with a hint of recognition. He looked pleased to see her again.
He’d asked her out two days after he’d opened Zoë up to get the tangle of fishing line out of her gut. Ginger had said yes. Then he’d come by her house after that first date and had asked her out again. Simple as that.
She stood up and whistled for the dog. “Let’s go on a walk,” she called as Zoë came trotting. Restlessness didn’t sit well with her.
I could train Zoë to catch a Frisbee.
Then all of her interest in the guys across the street would be for professional purposes.
Yeah. No one’s going to buy that for a second.
She slipped on her flip-flops and grabbed a leash.
Fender’s patience was running out. It was five thirty. The man, the lovebird, was still looking. Not even buying yet. Looking, looking some more, sighing, looking again. Fender hadn’t even pulled out a velvet tray with rings on it yet. The blond man would stare into the glass case, eyes fixed on a ring, and Fender would think,
Okay, let’s go. Let’s sell you that ring
. But then the man would shake his head and sigh again.
“Not to be rude, but maybe if you told me what you were looking for?” Fender let the sentence hang there.
The man straightened. “Well, I don’t know what I’m looking for. I was hoping it would just call out to me. It just has to be perfect; that’s all I know.”
“From experience, whatever you give her, she’ll love.” Fender lied through his teeth, but it was five forty-five and he wanted—no, needed—a beer. No woman was ever satisfied with what she got from his experiences. He’d seen women try to exchange engagement rings. They’d come into the shop to get their rings appraised. Fender remembered a woman in a snit because her husband-to-be wasn’t willing to shell out three months’ pay for a rock. This apparently spoke to his view of the bride-to-be’s worth as a human being.
“Maybe if I told you a little bit about her, you could help me pick something,” the man said.
“Well, sir—”
“Please, call me Brad.” The blond man shook Fender’s hand. Even his hand was good-looking. Strong and tan. Fender had a moment of hand envy.
“Well, Brad, I might be able to steer you in the direction of something. Did you have a price range in mind?”
Something ridiculously expensive for keeping me here after five o’clock?
Brad ignored the last question. “Great. So, this girl, my girl. What do I say about her? I think she’s a kind of winsome beauty.”
Fender didn’t know whether Mr. Lovebird was intentionally confusing him or just attention-challenged. “Now you’ve lost me, Brad.”
“Too vague?” The blond man arched a perfectly groomed eyebrow.
Jesus, now I’m admiring his eyebrows. This man is too pretty.
“I was thinking about how much jewelry she wears. Does she prefer gold or silver? Is she active? You know…”
Brad was still for a moment. “She loves animals. She has a great big Husky dog. You should see her with that animal; she babies her like—”
“Off track again, Brad,” Fender said, cutting him short.
“Sorry. I can’t help it, I guess. Everything about this girl makes me want to take care of her and kiss her wonderful freckled lips, and well, I could go on forever.”
“Does she wear a lot of
jewelry
, Brad?” Fender clenched his teeth into a smile, to keep from chewing his own leg off. This was a coyote trap of customer service.
Brad was startled. “No, no, she doesn’t.”
“Okay, this is a start. Does she wear earrings?”
“You know, she has one little pair of dolphins she always wears. They’ve got little chips of lapis lazuli. One time she lost one when we were on the beach in Yachats. She was so cute. She made me get down on my knees and look with her, and she actually found it.”
“Pretty cute. Are they gold or silver?”
“Silver.”
“Here’s the feeling I’m getting,” Fender crinkled his eyes as if he were receiving a transmission from the heavens.
Here comes the pitch, Brad. Hold on to your socks, Mr. Lovebird.
“What? What do you think?”
“Platinum setting. Silver is cheap, and white gold’s too soft. She’s active, right?”
“She likes to ski.”
“Platinum, definitely. Now, someone with classic, simple tastes needs a classic ring, so I’m thinking a solitaire. And the shape should evoke the little girl inside of her—something to show how that cute side of her can come popping out any ol’ minute! So, that makes me feel…pear-shaped.”
“Really? That doesn’t strike me as little-girlish.”
Fender snorted. “No. Your future wife isn’t going to want to look like a little girl. We’re evoking the little girl side of her with a nod to tradition. You see?”
“Sounds great.”
“Hang on. I think—you know, this could be a crazy coincidence.” Fender disappeared into a back office. He rattled drawers and grabbed the diamond ring Old Lady Harriman had ordered and never come back for.
Emerging, he smiled as widely as he could stomach. “I knew I remembered a diamond like this. What a wonderful coincidence! Fate’s kooky, isn’t it?” He plucked the ring out of its box and let it sparkle under the counter lights.
“It’s exactly what we were talking about! Where did it come from?” Brad’s impossibly white teeth gleamed again.
Brad was sold, Fender could tell. Fender Barnes, boy genius jeweler, would be unloading a pricey ring nobody wanted and having a beer by six thirty, tops.
