The Lady and Her Doctor

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The Lady and Her Doctor

Evelyn Piper

Chapter I

Maureen said, “You gotta hear me, Mom!”

“Everyone will hear you!” Jenny hurriedly closed the kitchen door. “Pipe down, Maureen, you'll wake Uncle Miltie.”

“But you gotta hear me my poem, Mom!”

Buddy said, “Hear ye, hear ye! Oyez, oyez!”

Jenny told Bud to shut up and stop teasing his sister. She told Maureen that she had plenty of time before school. “If you wake up poor Uncle Miltie, Maureen, I'll hear you in a way you won't like. I want Milt to get his sleep.”

Milton didn't thoroughly awaken until Jenny said, “I want Milt to get his sleep,” but that got him up, that woke him like a fire alarm woke a fire horse. What Jenny wanted, Milt didn't want.

Maureen said affectedly, “‘A Psalm of Life,' by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.”

Buddy said, “By Henry Wadsworth Shortfellow,” imitating her recitative flourish.

“You shut up, Buddy Krop!

“Art is long, and Time is fleeting,

And our hearts, though stout and brave,

Still, like muffled drums, are beating

Funeral marches to the grave.

“Now that's a cheerful little number, isn't it, Mom? ‘Still, like muffled drums, are beating funeral marches to the grave.'”

Milton sat up, threw off the covers and swung his feet off the Hide-a-Bed. His heart was pounding.

Jenny said, “I hear Milt. You woke him, Maureen, with your poem. I don't know what to do with you, Maureen, you'll be the death of me!”

“The death of me,” Milton thought. “‘Still, like muffled drums, are beating …' Muffled drums nothing,” he thought. “Tachycardia. I sat up too suddenly, that's all. Doesn't mean a thing. Awareness of the heartbeat, that's all. I get these palpipations all the time now, but they don't mean a thing.” He stretched and rubbed his hands down his back where the crease in the Hide-a-Bed always made a crick. He heard Jenny coming down the hall from the kitchen and called out that he was up, hoping to keep her out of the room that way, although he should have known better. The only room she wouldn't just barge into was the john. Just because she used to be a nurse, she thought that gave her the right to barge in everywhere. The minute she barged in, as usual, she started telling him.

“Sleep good, Milt? Milt, Mrs. Antony called already. When you examine her, Milt—”

“Look, Jenny, are you the doctor here or am I? If I'm the doctor then let me decide how to run my practice.”

“Now, Milt—”

“Now, Milt! Now, Milt!”

“I'm just trying to be helpful, Milt.”

“You're just trying to run me.”

“But Mrs. Antony will call another doctor if you pooh-pooh her again, Milt. I could tell from the way she talked on the phone.”

“You could tell,” he said. “You know everything, don't you?” He walked to the open window and reached under the pulled-down blinds to close it. This was an Apartment Suitable for Physician. On the ground floor, which, since he slept in the living room, meant he could never have the blinds up nights. It wasn't a case of people seeing in but of potential patients learning that “the doctor” didn't have a bedroom and slept on a bed which turned into a sofa. Where he was supposed to sleep was another matter but perhaps the patients figured that a doctor's five and a half rooms were different from other apartments in the building just as a doctor was different from other people.

Jenny took a step toward Milton. “Aw, Milt—Milt!”

“Aw, Milt—I'll be the death of you, won't I?”

The word “death” hung in the air between them until Jenny swooped over the Hide-a-Bed and yanked the cover off Milton's pillow and threw it onto a chair, then stripped the sheets and blankets, grunting, lifting, shoving, to fill the air with these noises, to fold the bed away, death away. She looked everywhere but at Milton. “I better wash the sills before office hours. Honestly, you'd think, way out in Jackson Heights like this—”

She would wash the sills with the blinds down because she must not be seen doing them. Jenny was supposed to be his “nurse.” The window sill washing was supposed to be done by a maid, the patients were supposed to believe this maid also cleaned and cooked for him. An invisible maid.

“Breakfast is ready, Milt.” Jenny straightened up, stretching. When she raised her arms, the coachman's robe pulled tight across her firm breasts. No patient would have recognized her in that fancy ruffled pink robe as the tailored “nurse.” (Actually she was his receptionist-secretary. She let the patients in and answered the telephone and collected his fees. If death came today, Jenny would know to a penny what was owing him. Owing her was more like it.) Jenny had fixed Milton's breakfast but she had not thought it necessary to clear the table of Buddy's breakfast. Buddy had, as usual, eaten only the whites of his fried eggs. The two glazed yolks were like two glazed yellow eyes. Milton covered Buddy's plate with another and drank his orange juice. Jenny noticed the maneuver and smiled as if nothing was supposed to turn Milton's stomach.

“Take your polyvitamins, Milt.”

He smiled at that.

“Go on, Milt, take your polyvitamins.” She pushed the bottle of them toward him.

“Didn't Phil take his vitamins, Jenny? Is that why he died?” He waved the bottle of pills away. “Don't waste them on me. Save them for the kids.”

“Aw, Milt, don't!” Jenny set the bottle back on the table. Her lips were trembling. Her brown eyes filled with tears.

The toast tasted like sawdust, cardboard—anyhow nothing like the bread his mother used to bake and which he and the boys used to eat in the old kitchen in Brookfield, Connecticut. For a minute, grinding the cardboard, sawdust, whatever it was, between his teeth, Milton could smell the bread and the kitchen and his three big brothers and he wanted—not to cry, but to pound his fist on the old scrubbed wooden table in the old kitchen and say, “Mom, hear me, Mom! Oyez, oyez, you got to hear me, Mom, it's like muffled drums beating!” He got the mouthful of sawdust down and put the rest of the slice on his plate, shoving his chair back. Jenny started to tell him he had to eat but he said he wasn't hungry. Jenny said, all right, he could eat after he made his calls. Halloran, Demitric, Cohen, Antony, and he said maybe he would. Business before eating—well, it was her business, too. She lived on it.

“Milt, drink your coffee, anyhow. You can't go out on an empty stomach that way.”

She pushed his cup closer, leaning across the table so that he saw the shadows between her breasts. He lifted the cup more to keep from seeing Jenny than because he wanted coffee. She was so damned healthy, so bursting with health. Jenny started taking dishes off the table, picking up Buddy's covered plate. In a minute she would scrape the dried yellow eyes off the plate into the garbage can. The thought of them made his stomach heave and he set his cup down. “I better get dressed.”

The bathroom was where he dressed, his private suite, his private castle. The suit he had worn yesterday hung from a hanger on the hook behind the door. His shoes with the socks he had worn stuffed into them were on the laundry hamper. His undershirt, drawers, and one of the white-on-white shirts Jenny believed were suitable for a doctor were on a lower hook, his underwear hidden from Maureen, who also used the bathroom and, from the look of the sink, had just used it. Milton turned on the cold water tap full force so that Jenny and Maureen wouldn't barge in and stripped off his pajamas before he recalled that he had forgotten to stop off at the linen closet on his way here. The linen closet was “his” closet and he should have stopped and picked out clean socks and B.V.D.s and, if the white-on-white shirt wouldn't do a second day, a white shirt. He shaved and washed naked, bending over the sink, and then, because when he dried his face he could see in the mirror over the medicine chest door his broad chest covered with strong curling black hair, so deceptively powerful, he could not wait to change his underwear, but to hide his heart, to forget it, to get out and see Cissie Parker for a few minutes and forget the whole damned business, he put the soiled undershirt on and over that yesterday's white shirt. By this action he had hidden his chest, but he could not help seeing his thick wrists, his big hands, the bulging farm-boy muscles of his calves.

“But the Doc looked strong as an ox,” people would say. And so had his father who had died at forty-two, and Phil, and so had Don and so had Hut, although Hut didn't count since he had gone down in the South Pacific a year after graduation from medical school. All the Krop boys had looked strong as oxen! The feel of the soiled socks drawn on his feet was like the taste in his mouth at facing another day.

The mailboxes for all the tenants were set into the wall on the right-hand side of the foyer and as Dr. Krop passed on his way out of the apartment house he looked into his and made sure the mail hadn't come yet. Somebody upstairs pushed the button for the self-service elevator and it could have been Cissie Parker and Milt didn't want her to know that he timed his leaving so that he would meet her, so he hurried out of the building.

Milton's Studebaker was barely two years old but because it was always parked outside, the finish had suffered. (It reminded him of his mother's skin because she, too, had stayed outside in all kinds of weather, and Milton hastily visualized Cissie Parker's skin in order to forget his mother's, but Cissie reminded him of his mother's canary that all the boys had chipped in for and bought her. It wasn't the only present they had bought his mother, but it had been the only useless one. So it reminded him of Cissie Parker—useless, useless, too.) The Studebaker was pastel green, but it was pastel dust-colored this fine morning. Buddy had volunteered to polish it when the old Studie had been turned in, but his enthusiasm had died down when he found that he could never hope to be repaid by having the use of it for any date he might have when he reached his sixteenth birthday. Even Jenny, who would give her right arm for Buddy, had been horrified at the suggestion. Her Buddy should have known a doctor's car, like a doctor, must be available at any time.

Milton unlocked the door of the car and, as he got in, heard light steps behind him on the sidewalk. Cissie. It wasn't surprising that he had noticed Cissie. There were God knows how many females in this one apartment house and in the four others on the block, but most of them were either pregnant, post
partum
or too old. There were more females around than you could shake a stick at, but damned if the kid wasn't about the only pretty one he'd seen. But it wasn't that, it wasn't the prettiness—she wasn't that pretty—it was the way he had caught her looking at him that first time, because she had noticed him first. A pretty little kid like that had noticed him first! He had been climbing into the Studie one morning, and when he turned she was looking at him that way and when he slid behind the wheel, like now, and drove away, he couldn't forget how she had looked at him. He'd made his calls and he couldn't forget it; then he knew why not. In Brookfield, the farm next to theirs had been owned by the Brownings. Unlike the Krops, Mr. Browning was a “gentleman farmer”; that meant he put money into the land instead of taking money out. The Browning girl wasn't there all year; a lot of the time she was away at boarding school. Then, after graduating, she went off a lot to Europe, to the Riviera, but when she was there, boy, was she there! You could see the Brownings' tennis court from their north field. Once when he and Hut were getting in the hay, Hut had pointed to a haystack. “This is a haystack, kid,” Hut said, “and that—” pointing to the Browning girl playing tennis—“that's stacked.” The way Cissie Parker had looked at him was the way he used to look at the Browning girl when, high on her brown mare, she had passed him high in the old Ford pickup truck.

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