Authors: God,David Javerbaum
Tags: #General, #Humor, #Literary Criticism, #Religion, #American, #Topic
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Javerbaum, David.
The last testament / God (with David Javerbaum).
—1st Simon & Schuster hardcover ed.
1. Religion—Humor. 2. God—Humor. I. Title.
ISBN 978-1-4516-4018-2 (print)
ISBN 978-1-4516-4024-3 (eBook)
To anyone who’s ever been told
HOU SHALT NOT
” . . .
TABLET OF CONTENTS
n the beginning, I took a lunch with Daniel Greenberg of the Levine Greenberg Literary Agency.
For the future of print was without hope, and void; and darkness had fallen upon the face of the entire publishing industry.
So one day Daniel, my agent, whom I have been with forever; by which I do not mean literally “forever,” as I started out unrepresented, but a good 25 years or so;
Anyway, Daniel got us a table at Balthazar; for he knows someone there.
So we met, and exchanged pleasantries, and sat down, and caught up; and in time I coyly came around to asking him why he wanted to see me, although I knew, and he knew that I knew, and I knew that he knew that I knew; but lo, this is how the game is played.