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Authors: Edna O'Brien

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Her breakfasts were legendary, with all the troupe, minus John, at the long oak table, her best bone china, cotton napkins warm because she would have just ironed them, then folded them to look like a large envelope with the letter flap turned over, exactly fitting into the space between the arrangements of silver cutlery. They came down to the smell of warm potato bread and scones, honey from her own hives and marmalades and jams of different flavours. She dragooned them to eat those breakfasts whether they wanted it or not and then sent them out on their various pursuits.
Leaving her little ‘ashram’ as John called it was the great mistake of his life, because he died not long after and she always maintained that he had died of homesickness. It so happened that a nearby pub, shut down for many years, was auctioned, done up and reopened, so that the noise of cars and revellers late at night drove him insane. She could hear him in his own bedroom cursing, shouting at being hauled out of his paradisal dreams. He went south to where he thought he would find peace only to learn that a disused quarry was reopened and after that it
was the noise of men and machinery all day long.
‘So what have you to say to me John?’ she asked sitting up in bed and pulling on a cardigan as the room was freezing. With her big toe she pressed on the button of the floor lamp and then got into her snug pink slippers. Going down for the first cup of tea, she envisaged Bibi, her little dachshund, with her wiles, waiting for the first saucer of milk with half a spout of tea in it. Like a human Bibi sensed things, knew that her mistress was soon going away and kept bolting at the slightest opportunity. January was the month to close the shutters and go for a week over to Leenane, to Mickey the basket weaver, to learn again how to make cribs and baskets from willow.
The doorbell took her by surprise –
Closed for the season
was printed on a cardboard sign and left on the inner ledge of the conservatory window. She went out holding the brown egg, that she might or might not boil for breakfast and seeing the bearded figure in the doorway, like a picture of Moses, she remembered the craic in the pub the night before and rued the fact that she had mixed gin with Irish coffees.
‘Good morning … Dara sent me,’ he said, in a quiet courteous voice.
‘Good morning … Dara should not have sent you,’ she replied tartly. There was silence for a moment as he admired the view, the river as it sprawled out into a broad sweep, eel nets, creels for the crab and the lobsters, and two swans so sedate, as if they were made of china. The hazed horizon seemed to be resting itself on the mountain tops.
‘January is the month I do all the painting and redecorating,’ she said by way of apologising for refusing him.
‘Your house is most unusual,’ he said.
‘Ach it’s tumbling,’ she said but she was proud to hear it. Her house was two-storey in one part, single-storey elsewhere, with a crescent-shaped conservatory and ruins of cottages to one side. There was a front garden with ornamental shrubs and a back garden that rose in a steep incline to the woods. It was fifteen years since she acquired it, the cottage that her ancestors had left, the walls sprouting mushrooms and toadstools, cockroaches wherever she stepped and yet she knew that somewhere distantly, a man or woman born there, into hardship, was responsible for the peppery glints in her hazel eyes and her scalding temper.
It was a crisp bright morning, sun glinting on the bushes and on a few straggling dog roses that had survived the winter, the green snouts of the crocuses poking through the clay. She brought him around to show the lime walk, the apple orchard and the beautiful sun dial with its verdigreed peacock, that had come from a grand house in County Wicklow. Pointing to the ruins of three cottages, she said that one day she would make them into artists’ studio apartments. Suddenly she looked around and there was no sign of Bibi. Bibi had run away and little snob that she was, probably to the Castle grounds to mix with the noblesse. First she rang the Castle, only to be told there was no sign of Bibi, and she ran hither and thither, calling and coaxing, then blew a whistle that made a shrill, peremptory sound. Bibi, she feared, could be stolen or poisoned, because many people coveted her.
He helped in her search and soon it was up into the woods, where they moved stealthily, listening for any little stir. By the base of a birch tree, he noticed that leaves had been disturbed and a small seam of earth opened up. He stooped to listen and said he could hear some movement.
‘She’s in there,’ he said.
‘Why isn’t she coming out?’
‘Mother nature,’ and he explained how most likely, she had gone down the burrow on the scent of a rat or a stoat, with all her senses quickened, so that she could get through the eye of a needle, because she wanted to. But coming back up was a different matter altogether. The adrenalin was gone. It was lucky, as he said, that they had come so soon, because if she were there for days until she got thinner, so as to squeeze her way through, she would probably die of thirst.
He worked the spade gently, until the frozen clay began to shift and then with a trowel he kept digging, carefully, so as not to break any bones and when the seam had opened sufficiently, he put his hands in and eased her out. She looked like a rag, muddied, one ear torn, and quivering all over.
‘She’s been in the wars,’ he said.
‘My little rambler,’ Fifi said and cradled her in her arms and they walked back in silence. They stood her in a tub of warm water, Fifi washing and sponging, while he cut all the toenails broken from scraping. She was still quivering, as if she did not know where she was and she flinched at having the clay taken out of her nostrils with tweezers.
He was soon made welcome, admiring the things in the kitchen, the old-fashioned dresser painted green, the different cups and shaving mugs, plates wedged in at the back and jam dishes of a milky Vaseline glass, partaking of a hearty breakfast.
She sat across the table from him, cutting the willow rods into near-identical pieces, while sizing him up. He was a handsome man, and no doubt about it, a swell, the scarlet silk handkerchief in his top pocket complementing the more muted red of his silk tie. Somehow she got talking of John and what an inspiration he
had been and on impulse, she fetched the shoe box with pictures of him, smiling the minstrel smile, sayings that he had copied from the Upanishads and things he himself had written. The visitor read them, clearly impressed, and then read them aloud:
If I repair a little of myself, I repair a little of you, for we are all joined in the Cosmic law of the Divine.
Oh my mother Asia of the Heart Sutras, guide me.
Let us return to the Bird Reign of Conaire Mor in which all things live Ecumenically with each other, man and beast uniting with nature in the Divine scheme of things.
‘He lived here?’ he said.
‘He did …’ she said proudly but before things got too spiritual altogether she said John could be a demon with drink and described him in his cups on Friday nights, with Fergal, another Orpheus, both on the one bicycle, stopping at the hill by the eels’ bed and Fergal saying, ‘You’re nearly home John,’ and John answering, ‘I am, but am I on the otter’s way?’
In the Manaan Mac Lir room, he looked out, as John had so often looked, at the apple trees, the ruins of the cottages and the wood where the little birches had withstood the ravages of many winters.
‘We are now in the Silence,’ he said and the sight of him standing there, so solemn, so episcopal and yet masculine touched her in some forgotten way.
He said then, how enjoyable, how enriching the morning had been and that he would not forget it. It was all it took to sway her.
They settled on a price of one hundred euros per week and as fortune had it, he could now look after Bibi and her six hens, while she kept her promise to go over to Mickey in Leenane.
She watched him go down the path, lithe, straight-backed and thought that the ladies of Cloonoila, married and unmarried, would be doffing their bonnets at him.
‘It’s for you John,’ she said, in a rare admission of loneliness.
Men of Faith
‘Shocking … shocking morning altogether.’
Waves pounding in over the rocks in a vaulting vengeance onto the promenade, drenching all before them.
Yet two gallants are out there braving it, a youthful Father Damien in brown sandals and cassock and Dr Vladimir in long great-coat, red scarf, white gloves and dark glasses rimmed in bright steel. The wind lifts the young priest’s cassock, so that it billows up around his face, muffling his few awkward words.
He is new to the parish, having been recalled home suddenly, as one priest died of an aneurysm and the second, being too fond of the greyhounds, was more often at the race track than fulfilling his pastoral duties and eventually moved away. How he misses his work in the slums of Leeds and Manchester, that was his real calling, helping the poor, giving them hope and not this sparring match.
They pass the poop scoop with the big black sullen waves rolling in to lash the two benches that are already drenched and head for the dunes. Earlier they agreed it was wiser to be outdoors, because in TJ’s or the Castle there were bound to be eavesdroppers, or, as Father Damien nicely said, ‘Walls have ears.’
‘Malfeasance,’ the doctor pronounces it again, the voice mellifluous but his manner curt. He had smarted at the word when he first heard it, as the young priest paid him an unexpected and flurried visit, blurting it out, in the consulting room. There and
then he consulted his dictionary, read the meaning and knew that it did not bode pleasantries.
Malfeasance – Misconduct or wrongdoing, especially by a public official; the wilful and intentional action that injures a party
. He had copied it into his notebook, which he now reads and rain falls on the open page.
‘The Bishop has concerns,’ Father Damien says, that bit beholden.
‘I am sorry to hear that,’ the doctor says calmly.
‘The thing is – word has circulated that you intend to practise as a Sex Therapist and this is a Catholic country and chastity is our number one commandment.’
‘But of course …’ He assures his friend that in his country, his beloved Balkans, for thousands of years wars raged, to defend the faith against the infidel.
‘As the Bishop sees it,’ Father Damien continues, ‘we have to be ever vigilant and Sex Therapist sends the wrong signals … experimentation … thrills … deviances …’ and here his voice falters in shame. He is torn between deference and duty and what with his stammer and the doctor’s aloofness, hidden behind those dark glasses, their eyes never meet, so that he cannot tell if he is getting anywhere.
‘You must remember I have taken the Hippocratic Oath,’ he said and recounted the swearing to Apollo, to healing gods and goddesses, always mindful of upholding ethical standards. As for intimacy, he went on to say, it was unthinkable, always keeping far from seduction or the pleasures of love with one’s patients, be they men or women.
‘But you are alternative and that entails a lot of new-fangled ideas … and a whiff of Darwinism maybe,’ Father Damien says, woefully self-conscious.
Mainstream and alternative (he is told) go hand in hand, a prodigious
leap due to the discoveries in neuroscience and cognitive physics, an acoustic resonance, a dance within the body’s particles, by which illness can be stopped in its tracks, good cells, like good soldiers, fighting bad cells. He is Messianic in his enthusiasm, citing the secrets in plants, in fern, in the husk of a sunflower, in the innards of a nectarine stone, predicting that a time will come when medicine can enable patients to listen to the sound of the soul itself.
‘That’s awesome,’ the priest says. He is completely flummoxed now.
Defixi
. The Bishop’s word is ringing in his ears, the Latin for fix, pin down, taken from the nails used in Roman times, to pin curse-tablets on opponents.
Defixi
. He is half-blind from rain and the ground is full of holes, so that he is staggering when he should be upright.
‘I don’t like to press the point,’ he says, ‘but if we are to picture a man or a woman, lying on your couch, and the words Sex Therapist keep running through the mind, might they not be expecting something’ (and here he gasps at the word) ‘kinky?’
‘I thank you for having put it so succinctly, but let me say, I am not here to snatch away souls or bodies from your faith. I am here to do good.’
‘You see, many feel a vacuum in their lives … marriages losing their mojo … internet dating … nudity … hedonism … the things I have heard in confession …’
‘Well, that is for the confessional, between them and you and not between them and me.’
‘Does the Orthodox have confession?’ the priest asks, mustering some courage.
‘Yes and no … in our Antiochian jurisdiction every priest is invested with the faculty of hearing confessions, but not all priests choose to do so.’
‘My Bishop won’t buy that … repentance and sorrow for sin is woven into our DNA.’
‘I should remind you we also recognise the seven sacraments, including penitence, which you call confession and anointing with the Holy Chrisms.’

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