The New Kid at School (9 page)

Dream:
Valiant Dragon Slayer

Reality:
Teacher’s Pet

Extracurricular Activities:
Sir Lancelot Fan Club; Armor Polishing Club; Future Dragon Slayer of the Month Club; DSA Pep Squad, Founder and Cheer Composer

Favorite Subject:
All of Them!!!!!

Plans for the Future:
To take over DSA

This is a banner year for Baldrick. He is celebrating his tenth year as a Class I lad at DSA. Way to go, Baldrick! If any of you new students want to know the ropes, Baldrick is the one to see. He can tell when you should definitely not eat the cafeteria’s eel, where the choice seats are in Professor Pluck’s class, and what to tell the headmaster if you are late to class. Just don’t ask him the answer to any test questions.

Dream:
To run the world

 

Reality:
A runny nose

Extracurricular Activities:
Practice Dragon Maintenance Squad; Least Improved Slayer-in-Training Award

Oft Heard Saying:
“A dragon ate my homework.
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Plans for the Future:
To transfer to Dragon Stabbers’ Prep