The Notes (47 page)

M
y daddy says since you became Gov. many things have changed. 2 ice cream men used to come down our street but not any more. One of the trucks was pulled by a horse. Did you take him to a racetrack or just change the streets they go down?

H
ywy. Dept.—signs be 7ft. above highway instead of 5. Raised signs at tremendous cost. Fed govt. would have lowered the pavement.

M
agician—boy on stage—“never hv. seen you before”—“no daddy”

I
f money could talk—ask “what happened?”

G
ood exec. never puts off till tomorrow what . . . can get someone else to do today.

H
old up man—note—teller “Got gun give money.” She wrote “Kindly go to next window I’m on my lunch hour.”

P
lay both ends against the taxpayer.

W
hen come to parting of the ways—try to go both.

P
ractice pols. so that all paths of glories lead but to the gravy.

H
e is usually mistaken at the top of his voice.

M
an of few words—never stops talking after he’s used them.

T
he main prob. with teenagers is they are just like their parents were at that age.

W
ant some free newspaper publicity? Do something stupid.