Read The Outlaws of Sherwood Online
Authors: Robin McKinley
Robin looked up, frowning, when two sets of feet presented themselves at his elbow. Humphrey was not afraid of his leader's frowns, but the strange young man with him blanched. Robin stood up, as did Little John; and Robin said, “Forgive my lack of attention. Who is it you bring here, Humphrey?”
The stranger dragged his eyes away from Little John, whom he appeared to recognise as something out of a childhood nightmare, and looked at Robin. “My name is Alan-a-dale,” he said; his voice was a light tenor, but there was a curious, creamy undertone to it. He could make folk do what he wanted them to with that voice, Robin thought, but looking into the young man's eyes he saw that the boy did not know this. At least not yet. Alan bowed, and Robin registered that the bundle on his back was of a specific shape, and the specific shape was that of a lute; the long stem of it was visible over his shoulder when he straightened. “I have recently heard tales of a band of folk who live in the deeps of Sherwood and prey upon the wealthy Normans who have gained their wealth through injustice to the good Saxon folk.” He paused, but Robin had only half-listened to the familiar compliment, and waited to hear the purpose behind it.
“Indeed, perhaps I have heard of this band for enough of time that I have written a ballad or two about them; a ballad or two received well enough at market day among the yeoman farmers and goodwives, but not so well among those who live in great castles and feel the need to have an eye to their own wealth.” He paused again, but this time as if his thoughts had overtaken him, and as if those thoughts were burdensome.
He plays the part very well, thought Robin. Little John, who had moved a little to one side, as if to loom better with a magnificently branching yew tree at his back, caught Robin's eye; the same thought was reflected in his own. The young stranger cast his own look toward Little John, spoiling his characterization; then he pulled himself together again. “I have remembered the tales of this band of folk,” Alan-a-dale went on slowly, “in the back of my mind, perhaps, but still there, and as more than a tale to turn to song. I have thought of this company as a court I might apply to for justice in extremityâan extremity I feared I might find myself yet come to.”
“Which we guess has fallen upon you as fated and foreshadowed,” said Little John, who had little patience for poetry.
“You speak truly,” said the young man, with a glance at Little John that was, to Robin's amusement, humble, and with no awareness of irony. “I love a lady,” Alan-a-dale said, and his voice lifted and fell so that he almost sang it. “I love a lady ⦠fair and pure as dawn, as the first bud of a rose-tree in spring.⦔ Little John made a strangled noise, and Alan quailed and broke off, looking surprised and hurt.
“This lady has fallen to some ill fate?” suggested Robin, making a mental note to have a little chat with Humphrey about his eliminatory methods of dealing with strangers who wished to present cases of trial and trouble to the noble outlaws of Sherwood. Humphrey was perhaps better off making arrows.
Alan's face darkened, and his long-fingered musician's hands clenched into fists. “The blackest of fates! She is to marry a Norman she loathes, because her father is greedy of the favour the alliance would bring him; andâmy lady loves
me
, and would have me, but I am but the younger son of a small Saxon lord, and I have no Norman favours to offer.”
Robin offered a small prayer to fate that Will Scarlet would not walk up just now. “And what would you have us do?” Robin said, wondering whether the comparatively simpleâas he thoughtâeconomic basis for his company's defiance of Norman rule was soon to be set permanently awry by the demands of star-crossed ladies. Meanwhile he added Humphrey's name to the list of folk he thought would go with Will to the succouring of his sister. “Why came you to us?”
“They are to be married a fortnight hence,” Alan-a-dale said eagerly, “in a small chapel held by the Norman brigand who would steal my lady as he stole the lands he holds. It is a chapel in a corner of Sherwood far from Nottingham, and far enough from known haunts of Robin Hood that this Norman hound feels safe in bragging that he fears no outlaw.”
“What might the Norman hound's name be?” inquired Little John in a tone of voice that made Robin look at him sharply. Alan answered, “The Baron Roger of St Clair.”
Robin said, “Has this name some meaning for you?”
“Indeed it has,” Little John answered. “I had not thought to steal the bride of the man who drove me off my farm, but that trick would do as well as another.”
“Then you will do it?” Alan said, with hope so bright in his eyes that Robin wished that the yew tree might fall on his friend. “We cannot decide at once, nor so easily,” said Robin. At least the boy had enough sense to look merely disgracefully hopeful, rather than certain. “If revenge were to become our sole motive, the great vengeance of the Saxon against the Norman, we would have no time for sleep, and the trees of Sherwood could not shelter the vast numbers of us. Not to mention trying to keep all those people fed.” He looked again at Little John, who appeared unmoved, and then at Alan-a-dale, who stood looking at the ground like a scolded child. To the top of his head Robin said reluctantly, “I do not say we will not do it.”
“Will not do what?” Marian asked. Will Scarlet stood behind her.
Blast
, thought Robin. They both carried strung bows, and Marian had a brace of rabbits over one shoulder.
“Roger of St Clair has taken it into his head to marry this man's sweetheart,” Little John said. “He would have us take her away from him before he succeeds.”
“I sympathize with love's loss,” Marian said lightly. “I will not say against the plan.”
“Nor I,” said Will. Little John snorted.
“I know you have little use for love and love's dolours,” said Will; “surely you do not speak in favour?”
Little John replied, “I speak not in favour of the relief of love's trouble, but in favour of doing Roger of St Clair some hard mischief, for it was he who drove me off my farm.”
“Then we are in agreement,” Marian said, “and we have not yet quarrelled. Unless you wish to quarrel, my Robin.”
Robin looked at her where she stood, lithe and slender, wearing one of the dark-green woolen tunics that nearly all his forest folk now wore; probably one originally cut for him, for they were nearly of a size. Her hair was tied back, and her boots and breeches tied too as the outlaws did; she might have been a young man. “I never wish to quarrel, Mari,” he said. “But I do wish to tell of this at least to Much before I agree.”
“Much will not support you,” said Marian gaily; “he will like the flavour of this adventure very well, for he is the worst romantic of us all.”
“Allow me to direct your eyes away from the romance of love and outlawry,” said Robin patiently, “and to direct them toward the cold heart of the matter at hand. I do not wish to risk our folk at such an undertaking without some gain, for I have more in common with Little John than with Much. The gain I have in mind is of the sort that weighs in the hand; we have had an expensive fortnightâour fortnights seem to be growing steadily more expensiveâand our coffers, if I may call them so, are low. Again. Little John, do you know of aught lying easy for robbery in St Clair's holding?”
“The chapel will be full of valuable things for the wedding,” Alan said, but Robin shook his head.
“We will not steal from that final judge of our lives and hearts that some call God,” he said. “The Norman church is full of the corruption of man, but the idea of God is not yet corrupt, and I will not poison our small efforts by showing any lack of respect toâ”
“âeven to take back what a Norman hound has wrongly seized?” interrupted Alan.
“Aye, even to that extent,” said Robin.
“This could mean trouble, did it get out,” murmured Little John. “The sheriff would carry his treasure-house merely to within the nearest church doors, and sit back at his ease.”
“Let us not gallop to meet future difficulties,” said Robin. “A walking pace is enough.”
Little John said thoughtfully, “The other side of this is that on the day of the lord's wedding, everyone on the lord's estate may be expected to be thinking chiefly of the lord's wedding. I know the grounds and ways of the estate well, from days before St Clair came to it. Perhaps I still have a friend or two at the great house itselfâif they have not been turned off for knowing me, or their own worth. I could find this out if you wish it, Robin, and gladly would I lead a few of our company to the great house while you spent your attention on the chapel. Though I would be sorry to miss facing St Clair on my own legs.”
“Do you find out what you may,” said Robin. “We have only a fortnight's timeâif we do it,” he added, with an eye to Alan, who was obviously struggling to remain silent; his fingers twisted themselves together, untwisted, and clutched each other again. “
If
we do it, we should have been planning long since.”
Marian said, “There is one more question.”
Robin murmured, “Would you spoil your position for so little a thing as practicality?”
“I assume that you would wish to marry your lady in place of the doggish Roger?” she said to the boy, ignoring Robin.
Alan's eyes flashed, as if his honour had been impugned. “Of course.”
“The priest will be St Clair's own,” Marian said, “and he will not marry to your orders.”
Alan said angrily, “He will do what he is told to do with a dagger at his throat!”
“Not necessarily,” said Marian. “He will know that killing a churchman is counted as a peril to your soul, even deeper than the black sin of murdering an ordinary mortal; and he may know that Robin Hood's band is known not only for their outlawry but for the curious ways they seem to pursue it: and, pertinent to this case, they have spilt very little blood. Third and most important, if your Roger of St Clair is the kind of master I guess he is, your priest may feel his life is not worth saving, if he goes against his master's orders.”
Little John said, puzzled, “What need you with a clergyman at all? Alan and his lady need only make their vows to each other, and if this goes as it looks to be going, there will be folk in plenty for witness if they wish it. The Church cannot yet force us to marry to its rules, any more than the Normans have found a way to force us to theirs; although it is a near thing sometimes. It is the Normans, now, who have our church by the throat; and if it were my wedding, I would want none of their words read out over me.”
There was a little silence, and Marian said, “I was in truth guessing. And I am guessing that your lady would wish the clerical forms?”
Alan said, “Indeed,” rather hotly. “She is
very
gently bred.”
“I see,” said Little John, dryly. “We speak of gentlefolk and ladies, whose tendernesses I do not understand. Where, then, are we to find a tame clergyman to quiet our lady's nerves?”
“I like
not
â” began Alan.
“I recommend you learn to like it,” put in Will, “for yon small John is necessary for this adventure. Forget you not that we have not yet won our leader's vote for this thing, and Little John's support for your cause is to be nursed by whatever means come to your hands. At present the means are to permit his quaint sense of humour its rein. So: we must provide our own clergyman. And I have just the man.”
“You do?” said Alan, enmity forgotten immediately.
Will looked at him a little whimsically. “I do. He is a priest and a friar who has forsaken his order for the deep woods and solitude; but he is a priest still, and I think he would listen kindly to our story.”
“Story?” said Much, returning from patrol. “What story? Here, Robin, that old despot Stephen of Dunbury is riding for Sherwood, and the weight of his panniers will founder his poor horse if we don't relieve it. What story?”
“When did you hear of Stephen?” said Robin.
“Just now; I came to report. Sibyl brought the word. Stephen should be where we want him tomorrow afternoon. What story?” His eye fell at last on Alan. “And who might you be?”
“The story,” said Robin, “incarnate. Alan of the Dale is the story's name, and he has a lady love he wishes us to steal from under the nose of the Norman lord who means to have her himself. What say you to this?”
“I greet you, Alan-a-dale,” said Much; “I am Much of Whitestone Mill that was; plain Much now, I guess. And I say this story pleases me well.” Marian laughed and turned it into a cough. Much went on, “Pulling the nose of a Norman always puts a sparkle in my eye and a lightness in my step. Any excuse is sufficient. When do we do this thing? Have we time for Stephen?”
“Yes, we have time for Stephen,” said Robin, a trifle crossly. “And the morning after Stephen we will go to seek Will Scarlet's friar.”
CHAPTER EIGHT
It was Robin and Will and Much and Marian who went to find the friar Will had spoken of, and whose name was Friar Tuck.
It was a small and secluded place where the friar lived, and it was near noon, though they had set early upon their way, when they came to it. Will had been casting dubious looks into the surrounding greenery for some little time, when he thought his companions did not see him; and Robin had bitten his tongue at least twice against asking if the man with the gift for finding things did, perhaps, find himself lost. But then Will's face cleared, and he strode toward an opening in the trees. It was a curious opening, made of the arched and entwined branches of two tall oaks, which stood as if planted to be door-jambs. “There!” said Will, and Marian let her breath out with a long sigh. Robin grinned at her. Will was first between the guardian trees, and as he stepped into a little patch of sunlight beyond there was a great baying and barking, and three enormous dogs appeared as if from nowhere. His friends' bows were unslung quicker than thought, but quicker still Will's voice rang out: “Now, there, Beauty, my pet, and young Sweetheart, and bright-eyed Brown-eyes. Would you eat an old friend?” The dogs stopped, confused, but the bows behind Will's back stayed stretched. “I have the right-hand one in my eye,” murmured Marian; “and I the left,” replied Robin. “I am content with the center,” said Much.