The rivals of Sherlock Holmes : early detective stories (3 page)

The white-haired man said, “I don’t hold with abroad.”

“I should be very pleased to meet him,” said Munday. “What is Mr. Awdry’s business?”

“This and that,” said Mr. Flack. “He’s retired, like yourself.”

And now Munday was going to say, to Mr. Flack and for the men to hear, that he was not retired at all, and that he had only come to rest his heart and write his book. He had no further interest in the village; indeed, he planned to leave the rented house when his book was finished. But he had taken a dislike to them all and objected to offering them any candor; he nodded, accepting the status Mr. Flack had assigned to him—knowing that thereafter it would be hard to dispute—and he said, “I see you’ve got a billiards table.”

“Snookerette,” said Mr. Flack. “Do you play?”

“A little,” said Munday. He believed he played well, and he was eager to beat the men on their own table. “Played on one like it in Africa.”

“Makes a change,” said the white-haired man.

“Bit of fun,” said Mr. Flack.

The old man in the Jong coat came over to Munday’s side, close enough for Munday to smell the coat’s damp decayed wool. Munday thought the man was going to propose a game on the table, but the man reached into his deep pocket and took out a bone-handled clasp knife. He showed it, weighing it in his hand, then opened it and said, “That there knife’s fifty-six years old.”

“Older than me,” said Munday, and sought a reaction on the men’s faces.

“Look how sharp he is,” said the man. “Workmanship.”

Munday tried the blade with his thumb. “Like a razor.”

“He cost me a shilling,” said the man. “The same knife today would cost thirty bob at least.” He returned the knife to his pocket, patted the pocket, and went back to his fireside stool, his two drinks.

“The missus resting?” Mr. Flack asked.

Munday, annoyed that Mr. Flack had guessed correctly, said she was not.

“You’ll be stopping up at the Black House, will you?” asked the white-haired man.

“Bowood House,” said Munday.

“We calls her the Black House,” said the man.

“I see,” said Munday.

“Queer place, the Black House,” said the man.

“Haunted, is it,” said Munday.

The man didn’t smile. “I’ve heard things.”

“Ghosts,” said Munday, biting on his smile. “I must tell my wife.”

“Not ghosts,” said the man in the felt hat, seeing, as Munday did, the white-haired man grow shy under Munday’s ironic smile. It was the smile more than the words that mocked.

“Strange creatures, then?” Munday’s voice was sharp.

“Queer noises,” said the man in the felt hat.

“Noises you can’t account for, that it?”

“Not in the normal way,” said Mr. Flack.

Munday saw that he challenged them all. “Funny,” he said, “Africans say the same about things they don’t understand.”

He had gone too far, he could see it in their reaction, which was withdrawal, more extreme than silence, a tightening and thinning of the dry air. He felt assaulted by their indifference. A lump of coal in the fireplace snapped, a stool creaked, the front door rattled in the jamb.

“I’ll tell you who died,” the white-haired man said

suddenly, and Munday turned to listen. But it was a local matter and he was not admitted to the conversation about the man’s age and the speculation about the sickness which Munday knew was not fatal. This led to stories of an ailing farmer, a missing cow, a broken fence, and an extensive aggrieved tale, offered by the man in the long coat, of a laborer’s humiliation by a farmer’s rude and wrong-headed wife.

“They never learn,” said the man in the felt hat who had been addressed as Hosmer; he said it with what Munday thought was unwarranted fierceness, and there was silence again. Silent, the room seemed empty, the men like old chairs, and Munday, alert, alive, attentive to his gin, excluded. He wondered: Who are these people and why did they tell me that about the house? He briefly despised them, saw them as a ridiculous senate of pensioners who, younger, might have been his enemies, and he understood that his irony had mystified and angered them. The men grew audible again, they coughed with force, one inhaled snuff deeply from the knuckles on the back of his hand, another smoked a rolled twisted cigarette, and the drawling was renewed: the price of apples, the cost of living, a lunatic in the next village, reckless drivers, a pair of vicious dogs Hosmer said should be put down (And I know how to do it”).

“You could write a book about this place,” said Mr. Flack, who took Munday’s silence for attention.

“Me?” said Munday.

“Anyone who knew how,” said Mr. Flack.

Munday’s laughter was harsh; the four men stared at him. He waited until they began another private conversation—this one about a dead badger—before he went up to his room.

The Bowood House described in the letter the landlord’s agent had sent when requesting a deposit for breakage and the first month’s rent was not the Bowood House the Mundays carried their suitcases into —baggage tags fluttering from the handles—that dark rainy day towards the middle of November. In Uganda, and in the cramped London hotel, Munday had read the letter aloud to Emma, and he had pored over it alone many times, relishing the phrases that were used so casually by the agent. The description interested and excited him, generated a feeling of expectancy, a foreknowledge of comfort, that was some consolation for the disappointment he had felt on being told he would have to leave the African village and move out of the bungalow at the Yellow Fever Camp. (“That heart of yours,” Father Dowle, the mission doctor, had said.) And having used the address of Bowood House on his letter to The Times he had committed himself, before moving in, to a fixed image in his mind. He had a settled feeling about the place and its dimensions, as if he had already lived in it and knew its separate warm rooms: there were four bedrooms and a box room, a “snug” kitchen with, “units,” a “sunny” breakfast room, a studio (where he saw himself at work), an inglenook. There were “j>ower points” in every room (“Imagine, Emma,” he had said, “power points!”—but the joke was wearing thin). Outside, there was a “courtyard,” and part of the house was “rendered.” There were “outbuildings” on

the “grounds” and trees at the bottom of the garden which, the agent promised, bore soft fruit.

Mr. Flack said, “You’re not seeing it at its best.” He had put on his peaked cap and, hunched over the steering wheel, driven the Mundays to the house in his old black Humber. That morning a letter had come from the freight forwarders saying that the nine cases were on their way to Four Ashes.

Mr. Flack said, “The rain.” He leaned back and squinted at the gray pouring sky as if to determine how long it would last.

“A Bwamba would call this rain a good omen,” said Munday. But he felt differently about it. He looked at the house. He did not want to go inside.

Mr. Flack said, “It’s got bags of character.”

Emma agreed. Munday heard her say, “Charming.” “Thanks for the lift, Flack,” said Munday, and, already feeling let down, quickly sent the old man away so that he would not be able to report on their disappointment. The wind blew the rain against the trees and knocked shriveled leaves into the shallow courtyard puddles where some stuck and some floated. Behind them on the far side of the road the limbs of a stripped tree howled; the wind came in gusts, rain in rushing air, emptying the trees and pulling at their branches and blackening their trunks.

Even when Mr. Flack had gone the Mundays remained on the roadside, trying to make sense of the agent’s letter by comprehending the house. The sight of it was like an incomplete memory, the sort an adult has, faced with his childhood house: unfamiliar details Were intrusive and disturbing, the size, the color, the position, some black front windows with drawn curtains, the chimneys—absurdly, Munday had imagined smoke coming from the chimneys, and these cold bricks with empty orange flues depressed him and spoiled the memory.

The house looked small. Munday had not expected that nor its unusual position, directly on the narrow road; one long wall was flush with the road (leaves collecting at the foundation where it formed a gutter), and a high bushy bank, the edge of a field, rose up behind, dwarfing the house. It gave the impression of having once had some definite purpose on the road: the stone shed might have been a smithy’s or wheelwright’s.

“I don’t imagine it made any difference when the only traffic was a wagon passing once a day—” Munday continued speaking but his words were lost in the engine roar and hissing tires of a truck which passed just then, its green canvas bellying on top and flapping at the back. Munday finished hopelessly, “—stand this.”

The house was of stone, and squat, with a slate roof, the black slates shining in the rain; a sharp scalloped ridge on the roof peak was its only elegance. It was set plumply against the bank and looked older than that bank, as if the back pasture had risen, the verge at either end lifted in a grassy swell, sinking the house into the earth. The walls absorbed the damp differently, the pale new stone moistened like sand, the dark and almost black old stone, the brown hamstone extension at the back which was the bathroom and toilet (“low-flush,” the letter said) replacing the roofless brick shed half-hidden in tangled briars and a mature holly tree in the back garden. There was also a recent and unattractive coal shed across the courtyard, its cement blocks stained unevenly with wetness. The rain and damp defined the portions of the house by shading their ages variously, and the side that faced the road was darkened by soot and exhaust fumes, the stone foundation covered by dry inland limpets and a deep green moss like patches of felt, the shade of the cushions on the billiard table at The Yew Tree.

“Courtyard,” said Munday, kicking open the iron gate. The gate made a grinding sound as Munday walked across the flagstones. A puddle at the entrance was being filled by a gurgling drain-spout. “Double doors,” he said, fumbing with the large latchkey. He entered the gritty hall with its ragged rope mat, then the chilly damp kitchen. He taught himself the meanings, bitterly, by sight. Now he knew “snug” meant tiny and “character” inconvenience and “charming” old; the ceiling was low, and though it was unnecessary for him to do so—he was not tall—he stooped, oppressed by the confining room and making his irritation into a posture. He glanced around; he said, “Sunny breakfast room.” The house was cold and held a musty stale odor that not even the draft from the open door freshened—an alien smell, not theirs.

Munday came to attention before a still clock on a kitchen shelf which showed the wrong time on a bloodied face. He was afraid and heard his heart and felt it enlarge. He recovered, saw the rust, and feeling foolish went to the sink which was coated in grime. He turned on the faucet; it choked and spat, brown water bubbled out and patterned rivulets into the grime, and then it became colorless and Munday shut it off. What a stubborn place, he thought. He tried the lights; they worked. He opened the oven door, the furnace door, a cupboard. He peeked into a comer room and mumbled, “larder.” He sniffed and looked for more.

Emma stood in the doorway, still holding her suitcases. A tractor went by and rattled the windows.

“Hello, what’s this,” said Munday in his sour voice, “power points.”

“Don’t,” said Emma. “Don’t say anything more. Please, Alfred. Or I’ll cry—”

Munday was silent; behind him his wife began to sob. She went to the kitchen table and sat down and took a lacy handkerchief from her bag. Munday wanted to touch her hair but he kept himself away and tried to give his feeling for the house a name. He told himself that this house was what he had surrendered Africa for, it was the object of his return home. It made him uneasy—not sad like Emma (if her tears meant that), but restless, exposed like a blunderer to staring cupboards and walls. It was as if someone in all that strangeness knew him and was hunting him.

It was not that the house was cold and unused, nor that it was so different from the agent’s description. It was not derelict, and if it had been truly empty he felt he could have possessed it; Munday—again sniffing and moving rapidly from room to room—was anxious for an opposite reason. He sensed, and he was searching for proof, that it held a presence that the apparent emptiness warned him of.

The dampness and that dusty odor lingered as a clammy insinuation in every comer of the house, and while Emma sat at the kitchen table and cried—the door open to the drizzling courtyard completing the picture of abandonment in which she occupied the foreground: the kind of portraiture she admired but could not achieve with her own paint-box—Munday busied himself with a coal hod he found in the shed, split some dry branches for kindling and tried to drive out the dampness with fires at each end of the house. After a smoky uncertain start in the living-room fireplace (the old newspaper smoldered, too damp to flare up), the pile of dry sticks Munday eventually shredded and splintered caught and burned noisily and filled the stone opening with slender flames. He heaped on it pieces of broken coal and short halved logs from a brass-studded keg near the hearth, and he watched the fire until he could smell its heat.

In the firebox of the kitchen stove, a low stout Ray-bum of chipped yellow enamel, he laboriously started a fire, following the instructions from a manual provided by the owner and using the fuel specified, anthracite knobs, like smooth black buns. He worked with a poker and tongs and several cubes of white crumbling firelighter. The firelighters flared and roared for minutes, then burned out, leaving red edges on the fuel which quickly cooled to blackness. It took him nearly an hour, but he had a good fire, and after he shut the door to the firebox he opened the vents so wide he could see the flickering light and hear the roar of the flames being sucked around the elbow of the stovepipe, their gasps in the chimney’s throat. With the stove alight he boiled a kettle and put hot water bottles in the double bed; he found the electric fires and plugged them in and turned them on high, making them ping like egg-timers. Later, remembering the cost, he adjusted them to warm.