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Authors: Laurel Remington
The Secret Cooking Club
A MESSAGE FROM CHICKEN HOUSE
I
love cooking â actually, it's often more fun than eating what I make (or maybe that's just me)! All that chopping, mixing, seasoning and tasting â there's nothing better than getting together with friends and family to make a glorious concoction for us all to enjoy. And that's what Laurel Remington's delicious tale is all about: our downtrodden heroine gradually discovers the perfect ingredients for friendship and family â through cooking! Laurel certainly knows the recipe for a great story â and our own âwriters' bake-off judges at the
Times
/ Chicken House Children's Fiction Competition agreed, as they made this yummy novel the winner . . .
Bon appétit!
BARRY CUNNINGHAM
Publisher
Chicken House
THE WORST DAY OF THE WEEK
T
he ketchup bottle farts and the last dregs splutter on to my sister's toast. My stomach twists, but to be honest, I was already feeling sick. It's Friday morning, 7:50 a.m.
Ten minutes to go.
âIs there any more, Scarlett?' Kelsie wipes her chin with the sleeve of her school shirt, leaving a sticky red streak on the cuff.
âNo,' I say. âWe're all out and Mum forgot to order more. But you've got enough.' I point to the lake of goop that's already smeared all over the toast â on top of the butter. Disgusting. Kelsie's almost seven, but she still eats everything
with ketchup like it's some kind of fifth food group.
I push my soggy Weetabix around the bowl with the spoon, but I can't eat. My classmates are probably bouncing off walls now that it's almost the weekend; texting their friends; packing for sleepovers; making cool plans. But not me. Right now, I wish a hole would open up in the centre of our kitchen and swallow me up.
Because at 8:00 a.m. Mum's blog post goes live.
My eyes dart frantically around the kitchen. Maybe I could stop it by shutting off the power, or âaccidentally' dropping Mum's laptop in the bath, or becoming an amazing hacker and starting a virus that targets the computers of her thousands of followers â all in the next seven minutes. But I know it's too late. The new post is already on the server, hovering in cyberspace. Ready to pop into existence and broadcast the embarrassing details of my life to the world.
What will it be this week?
I think back to everything I've done. Not much, since I quit all my clubs and activities at the end of last term. That put a stop to the posts about
Top ten reasons to bin your kid's violin
, and
Tap-dancing . . . did I give birth to three left feet?
But even so, there's all the things I haven't done â like keeping my room tidy and making sure
Kelsie washes her hands after she uses the toilet. Two weeks ago, Mum did a âfunny' little quiz about it:
Which has more germs â my daughter's room or a public loo?
That one generated over two hundred comments from her followers, and got her five new advertisers for cleaning products on the site. That night, she ordered in a pizza so we could âcelebrate'. Kelsie ate my share (with ketchup) and I sat in my room wondering if it's ever going to end.
I give up on breakfast and take my bowl to the sink. The water runs upstairs and I can hear Mum humming. She stayed up late putting the finishing touches on her post, and the fact that she's up early must mean it packs a punch. âHurry up,' I say to Kelsie. âI don't want to be late.' Not that I ever want to show my face at school again, but better that than see Mum and pretend we're some kind of normal family.
âBut I
need
more ketchup.' Kelsie pouts down at her plate. She scrapes her soggy bread and licks the ketchup off the knife.
âLook, I'll get some at the shop after school, OK? Now go and put your shoes on.'
I grab her plate and take it to the bin. On top of the overflowing rubbish are a few pieces of balled-up paper. I fish one out and uncrumple it. It's a printout of Mum's new post that went live â I
check my watch â one minute ago. I look at the title:
Bye-bye, Oxford, my daughter has no interests
.
The words blur on the page as my eyes swim with tears.
THE NEW GIRL
I
walk Kelsie to the gate of her school. A few of the mums whisper to each other when they see me. They've all read the new post. When I walk up the hill to my school, a boy from the rugby team pulls a face at me. âBye-bye, Oxford.' He fakes a sob and a little wave. The two boys he's walking with start laughing. âHey, tell your mum we want another post about your knickers,' one of them shouts.
âHow about one on
your
knickers,' I say, rolling my eyes. Because what else can I do other than play along? The day the post went up about the fact I still wore Disney Princess knickers was
literally the most embarrassing of my life. Until the post
Did something die in that PE bag?
went up. And the one on our talk about the âbirds and the bees'. My face is burning as I hurry off to the classroom. I know that everyone at school has already read the latest post. There's nowhere to hide.
My first class is English. I take a seat at a table at the back, too flustered to realize that Gretchen is sitting right in front of me. She turns halfway round in her seat.
âHi, Scarlett, you OK?' She sounds friendly, but I know it's all an act. Gretchen was one of the first girls to try to become ânew best friends' with me when Mum's blog got popular. Back then, I'd thought it was cool that so many people wanted to be my NBF. But then I overheard Gretchen and Alison whispering together. Gretchen was saying how she wished her mum would write a blog about her. It would be
so
much more interesting than my mum's blog because she was running for student PTA rep, whereas I was the âmost boring girl in the world'. I'd cleared my throat so she'd known I was there. âOh hi, Scarlett!' â she'd recovered like the PTA princess she is. âHow was your weekend?'
âFine,' I'd said then, and now I just shrug and say nothing. I don't ask how she is, because (a) I don't care, and (b) I don't want to hear about the student council, her new lavender bedroom suite,
her horse-riding lessons, or any of the other things that Gretchen does, because there's no one broadcasting her bad bits to the world.
Alison doesn't even bother to be friendly. She ignores me, rummaging in her bag for her lip gloss. Alison's beautiful â tall and blonde with perfect skin and big green eyes â and what's more, she knows it. If she was Mum's daughter, there would be no bad bits to broadcast. If I was her, I wouldn't have the time of day for people like me either.
Our form teacher, Ms Carver, comes into the room and starts writing on the whiteboard. The bell rings, and just then someone runs past me up the aisle to an empty seat at the front of the room. It's Nick Farr, the cutest boy in the whole world. All the girls in my year think so.
âGood of you to join us, Mr Farr,' Ms Carver says, raising her eyebrows.
âMy pleasure,' Nick replies. He turns round in his seat and winks at Alison. My insides droop like a wilting flower. Not that I want a boyfriend yet or anything, but never in a million years will boys like Nick notice that I even exist. And under the circumstances, that's probably a good thing. I'd die if anyone found out I liked him and it ended up in Mum's blog.
Because that's another thing I have to thank Gretchen for. I ignored the âmost boring girl in the
world' thing, and for a while, set about trying to make her like me. I worked on her PTA rep campaign, joined a few of the clubs she was in, helped her with her grammar homework, and tried really hard to be her friend.
But around then, Mum started blogging about more personal stuff â like that I bought a deodorant with my pocket money, that I still sleep with my old teddy, and that I was âtrying to get in with the popular crowd'. Things I'd never told Mum, because I'd stopped talking to her by then. Someone was leaking stuff. I had my suspicions, so I told Gretchen some made-up things â just stupid stuff about wanting to dye my hair pink and get my nose pierced. Some of it showed up in Mum's blog. I was mortified â but not very surprised. I confronted Mum but she managed to twist things around. She said that âone of my friends was worried about me, and if I ever needed to talk she was there to listen . . .' blah, blah, blah (and that maybe when I turned thirteen next year I could get my ears pierced). Whatever. So that's when I quit all the clubs and activities, and stopped hanging out with Gretchen and Alison. I mean, why bother?
Ms Carver begins the lesson. My mind churns with thoughts about Mum, and how I wish that I could start a new life in a new town where no one knows me. Then maybe I could go back to being
like I was before â a fun girl with lots of friends, eager to try new things, and laugh at myself when I made mistakes. Was I really that girl only a little over two years ago? I can barely remember a time when I didn't have this gnawing shame in the pit of my stomach.
I stare straight ahead at the clock on the wall, when all of a sudden I'm jarred back to reality by something Ms Carver is saying: â. . . and really, it takes a lot more than good marks to get into a top university.' I swallow hard. Of course â my teacher's read it too.
Just then, the door to the classroom opens. Mrs Franklin, the head teacher, walks in, followed by a girl I haven't seen before. She's wearing the same boring old uniform as the rest of us, but there's something about her that makes me look twice. For one thing, she's really pretty â with black, shiny hair, a roundish face and bow-shaped lips that seem to naturally curve into a smile. But more than that, she looks like she might be nice. She glances at me for a second and our eyes meet.
âSorry to interrupt,' Mrs Franklin says. âThis is Violet Sanders. She's new today and she'll be joining you.'
The head teacher gestures to the one empty seat â two away from mine â and the girl sits down. She takes out a notebook and pencil from her bag,
biting her lip like she's a little nervous.
âFine. Welcome, Violet.' Ms Carver shuffles her papers and goes back to the lesson.
The new girl stares straight ahead. I glance over at her.
Violet.
I feel like we've got something in common because our names are both colours. But whereas my name seems all wrong â Scarlett is a name for a vibrant, sexy, confident girl; not one with dishwater blonde hair, a body that's all elbows and knees, and who'd rather hide in a bag than draw attention to herself â Violet's name seems to suit her. Even her eyes seem to be a bluish-purply colour. It crosses my mind that maybe we might be friends â if she doesn't know who I am, it would be like a clean slate. But just then, Gretchen looks at Violet over her shoulder and smiles. The breath fizzles out of my chest. That's it, then â Violet will be claimed by the popular crowd, my secret will be revealed, and that will be that.
And that's exactly what happens. After class, Gretchen and Alison walk Violet out of the room shoulder to shoulder like they've been best friends for ever. They eat lunch at the same table in the canteen. I watch them from across the room. Gretchen shows her something on her phone, and points at me. Violet glances over and I look away. Nick comes up to their table and sits down and
they all start chatting and laughing together.
At that point, I can't take it any more. I get up, throw the remains of my tasteless beans and mystery-meat sausages in the bin, and hang about in the loos until the next class begins.
