The Secret Life of Luke Livingstone (36 page)

Five minutes later, Nico was drinking hot milk and looking at me over his mug, talking and talking because he had a million things to say. I was sitting with one arm around his shoulder, ruffling his hair. Carmela had taken Rosa from her back and was feeding
her (
She gets milk from there
, Nico whispered knowledgeably.
It doesn’t hurt Mummy because Rosa hasn’t got any teeth yet
).

‘Carmela, does . . .’ I stopped, and reframed the question. Nico had big ears. ‘Have you notified all parties of this official visit?’

She raised one eyebrow. ‘Not yet. All parties have been called out to an emergency involving a canine and a large red passenger service vehicle.’ I think she saw my concern, because she smiled. ‘Don’t worry about the reaction of all parties. It’s my problem.’

Distracted by our talking, Rosa stopped sucking and tried to pull herself upright. She was a curious little thing, interested in all the goings-on in her world. I couldn’t take my eyes off her.

‘Would you like to hold her?’ Carmela asked me.

‘Could I?’

By way of a reply, she lowered my granddaughter into my arms.

She had tiny curling feet, and round cheeks. I held her carefully, mesmerised by such miniature perfection. At first she whimpered and looked back at Carmela, but when I said her name she turned her head to see who I was. Her fingers closed around my shirt front. Nico tickled her toes while I burbled nonsense and made idiotic grinning faces, tucking her closer into my arms so that she felt secure. Suddenly, she seemed to get the joke. Her mouth opened and her face split into a toothless smile.

‘She likes you, Grandpa,’ said Nico.

I tried to speak, but I couldn’t. For the second time in twelve hours, I was in tears.

Simon

He was on duty over New Year, so he had to keep off the booze. Probably a good thing. There were two calls in the night but neither concerned anything life-threatening. The first real emergency came at seven, just as he was stepping out of the shower.

‘Fred Bibby here,’ said a quiet voice. ‘My dog’s Floss. Wire-haired terrier.’

After a moment’s thought, Simon remembered. Fred Bibby was an ex-serviceman in his eighties, and Floss was a complete airhead.

He reached for his clothes, dressing as he talked. ‘Go ahead, Mr Bibby. What’s up?’

The old man sounded asthmatic, wheezing with each breath. ‘She took off after a bloody cat. Wouldn’t come back no matter how much I called, got across the road, and I thought she’d be all right, but then she turned around, tried to get back to me and jumped out right in front of the bus. Wasn’t the driver’s fault. He was white as a sheet, white as a sheet, you never saw a man so upset. She can’t get up. Can I bring her in?’

Simon was dressed and grabbing his car keys in three minutes flat. His family were eating breakfast in their nightclothes.

‘You have to go?’ asked Carmela.

‘’Fraid so.’

‘How long will you be?’

‘Hard to say. Maybe not long. Not many dogs get hit by buses and live to tell the tale.’ He kissed each of them. Rosa waved her arms and beamed at him. She was four months old now, and undeniably a person in her own right.

As it turned out, Floss had been lucky. Her pelvis was fractured but the prognosis was good. Simon stayed at the surgery for the rest of the morning, doing the rounds in the clinic and phoning owners. He arrived home at two o’clock, with the beginnings of a headache, to find his family pretty much where he’d left them. Rosa was lying under her baby gym, kicking the toys.

‘Jeepers!’ cried Simon. ‘Haven’t you lot left the room since I’ve been gone?’

‘Have some lunch,’ said Carmela. ‘We treated ourselves to quiche from the delicatessen. I’ve kept it warm for you.’ She crossed to the oven and took out a plate.

Simon picked Rosa up and sat with her on a stool. ‘“This is the way the ladies ride,”’ he sang, bouncing her gently. ‘“Trit-trot,
trit-trot. This is the way the gentlemen ride. Gall-op! Gall-op! Gall-op!”’

The baby screeched with delight. Nico joined in, shouting the words—not an elegant sight, as his mouth was full of quiche. Father and son yelled the last lines together: ‘“This is the way the drunkard rides! Slip . . . slide . . . And DOWN we go!”’

‘She likes that bit,’ said Nico. ‘Daddy, guess where we’ve been? We’ve been somewhere a
loooong
way!’

‘Shh, Nico. Not now,’ said Carmela, quite sharply.

‘A dastardly secret!’ cried Simon, thinking this was all a game. ‘Where have you been? Let me think . . . To the North Pole, to try and persuade Father Christmas you’ve been good?’

‘No!’

‘No? Um, to the moon?’

Nico laughed raucously. ‘No, silly! We saw someone. Guess who we saw?’

‘The Queen?’

‘We saw Grandpa!’ Nico was prancing around in a circle. ‘We went to his house under the ground.’

‘Nico,’ snapped Carmela. There were crimson spots on her cheeks. ‘I think Rosa has a dirty nappy. Could you be a very grown-up boy and fetch the changing bag? And if you choose a story from your bookcase, I will read it to you. Off you go, please.’

Nico stopped prancing. ‘I’ll get “The Magic Crayon”,’ he said happily. The next moment, his footsteps were clattering up the stairs.

There was a very nasty silence in the kitchen.

‘I looked at Rosa,’ Carmela said. ‘And I looked at Nico. I saw the joy they bring. I knew it was wrong to shut him out.’

‘Jesus Christ!’

‘Shush,’ warned Carmela, but it was too late. Rosa was startled by the shout, so close to her ear. She wailed tragically, holding out her arms to her mother.

‘I don’t believe this,’ snapped Simon, handing the baby over. ‘Go on, then. Go back to Mummy.’

‘Don’t be such a child. It isn’t her fault.’

‘No. It’s yours.’ Simon stood up, reaching for his jacket. ‘The one thing you knew I didn’t want to happen, and you waited until my back was turned and did it anyway. It was a bloody deceitful, downright shitty thing to do.’

‘He is the grandfather of my children! And you know what? I’m not sorry. If you’d seen the look on his face when he spotted us at the door! He held Rosa. He wept. If you had seen Nico’s happiness, I don’t think you would be so angry, Simon. I really don’t.’

Simon imagined his dad holding Rosa. His father, and his baby—it should have been such a precious moment. He was afraid he might be going to cry. He needed a drink.

‘I’m going back to work,’ he muttered.

‘You can’t keep running away, Simon.’

‘If I stay here any longer there’s going to be an almighty row. D’you want that?’

Her eyes shone with fury. ‘Maybe there are things that need to be said. I want an adult husband, not a little spoiled brat who thinks only of himself.’

Simon strode out, letting the door slam behind him.

He found a thousand things to do in the surgery, then went to the pub and sank several pints. He sat hunched over, hands hanging between his knees. His head was pounding. He didn’t trust many people in this world. For much of his life he’d felt alien, as though he were gatecrashing a party to which everybody else was invited; but he’d trusted his dad, and he’d trusted Carmela. Those two people had conspired against him today, and he felt as though he’d been run over by a steamroller. He’d never asked for this. He’d never asked for any of this.

The White Hart looked solid and respectable. A light rain was starting to fall, tiny drops forming an aura around the streetlights. He waited in darkness. The shards of his bottle were jagged. They
could do horrific damage to a human being. The back door of the pub opened and shut, followed by quick footsteps.

His fist tightened on the neck of the bottle. He’d smack it into his–her face. This was one lady boy who would never again lure an innocent man into its web.

‘Simon?’ she said softly.

Yes, he could hear it now: it wasn’t an ordinary woman’s voice. It was husky and low. He shivered in disgust, because he’d thought it sexy.

‘Here,’ he said.

‘Why are you skulking back there?’

The footsteps came closer until the slim figure appeared, just visible in the light from the hotel’s windows. He felt a tug of affection. There was a halo of mist around her hair, and her smile was as sweet as ever.

No, he corrected himself, not
her
smile.
His
smile
.
And it wasn’t sweet, it was false. This was a cunning trickster.

‘Simon? What’s up?’ Jessica seemed puzzled by his silence. She came closer. Then she saw what he was holding.

‘No,’ she said. ‘No, Simon. Oh my God.’

‘What’s your name?’

‘Jessica.’

He stepped right up to her, and put a hand on her throat. ‘Don’t fucking give me that. I want your real name.’

She was shaking. She looked down at the splintered glass in his hand.

‘Joshua,’ she whispered.

Simon swung the bottle. ‘You should have been drowned at birth,’ he said.

Light flashed on dagger shards. The he–she person didn’t try to run away, or even to defend herself. She simply stood with rain and tears on her cheeks, waiting for her boyfriend to maim her. Five hours and twenty minutes ago, he’d said he loved her.

Thirty-eight

Eilish

New Year’s Day. Kate was nursing a hangover and—to my shame—so was I. The pair of us drooped around the house, knocking back the Alka-Seltzer and tripping over Baffy, who seemed anxious that he might be abandoned again.

‘So,’ Kate said. ‘Did you play tonsil hockey with my old science teacher?’

I felt myself blush. ‘What a very unattractive expression that is.’

She nodded calmly. ‘I’ll take that as a yes. Eew. How come you’re home, then? How come you didn’t stay for a night of passion—or whatever passes for passion when you’re talking about two teachers in the sack?’

‘Because, when it came to it, he wasn’t your dad. Would you have minded?’

‘I probably would, but it’s none of my business who you shack up with. It’s only a matter of time, anyway. The sharks are circling. Mr Chadders will get you in the end—or if he doesn’t, somebody else will.’

In the afternoon we summoned enough energy to walk with Baffy across the fields. He seemed to think this was a trip to heaven, full of rabbits and streams and dead things to roll in. The
little dog was growing on me; there was something appealing about his zealous stupidity. Casino didn’t find him appealing at all, but the two animals had come to an understanding. It was pretty simple: the cat was boss. Poor Baffy had the scars to prove it.

I’d invited Meg for dinner, and then to stay the night. I thought she’d like to see Kate. At five o’clock the hybrid ladybird puttered up to the house. Neither Kate nor I was up to cooking, so the three of us went out to the Bracton Arms. It’s a marvellous pub in winter: open fires, stone flags, and oak beams around the bar. As a bonus, Ingrid and Harry had gone on a cruise, so we were able to order meals without being cross-examined.

‘Bloody lucky,’ whispered Kate as we settled ourselves into an alcove. ‘Ingrid’s getting harder to fob off, bless her mule slippers. When I said Dad’s working on some bloody enormous deal and the commute’s just too much for him, she actually stuck her tongue into her cheek.’

‘It’s her job to know about everyone,’ said Meg. ‘It’s better than living in a big city where nobody knows or cares.’

My mother-in-law was her usual dapper self—in appearance, at least. I wasn’t sure what was going on underneath. She raised her glass to us in salute . ‘Here’s cheers. Let’s hope this year turns out better than the one that’s just gone.’

‘Cheers,’ chimed in Kate. ‘Right. Now you’re both here: hit me with it, oh ancient ancestors! How was Christmas Day at Simon and Carmela’s?’

I looked at Meg, and she looked back at me.

‘Mmwell . . . it was a beautiful meal,’ she began, twisting her mouth. ‘Carmela did a special pudding that she said was a Spanish delicacy. She’s a clever girl.’

Kate giggled. ‘When people start yakking about how terrific the food was, I know the whole event was fucking dire. Come on, Granny.’ She rapped her knuckles on the table. ‘On a scale of one to ten, just how bad was it?’

‘Ten,’ said Meg promptly. ‘No, nine and a half, because I have to admit those children are a delight. But the elephant took up so much space, there wasn’t room for anything else. I mean, how do you celebrate peace in the world when there’s a son not speaking to his father? Or even
about
his father? And Eilish, I have to say this . . . he’s drinking too much. He was slurring his words by the time I left. Carmela looked so upset. It wasn’t good, was it?’

I agreed with her. Carmela had done her best, but the day was a disaster.

‘And then there was Wendy,’ I said.

Meg covered her eyes with a hand. ‘I sometimes wonder whether she’s really mine. She got all tearful, Kate. Said she’s lost her only brother. Which I suppose she has, in a way.’

I was sticking to sparkling water that evening; I just don’t have the stamina anymore. Kate was nursing a half of Guinness. She claimed to like it, though I wondered whether it was an image thing. ‘And what about you, Granny?’ she asked. ‘Have you lost a son?’