The Secular Wizard - Wis in Rhyme - 4 (31 page)

"'Wise fool, brave fool,"' Matt quoted softly.

"May be," Flaminia said in a flat tone.

"May." Pascal nodded. "I have only known you one evening, Fla-mima, and an hour this morning. But if I were to come to know such a woman as yourself, I might find myself in love, and-" "To wed a wanton would be foolishness indeed!"

" 'Motley's the only color,"' Matt quoted, "for fools wear motley, and I realized long ago that every man is a fool in some way. The only choice any of us poor males really has is to choose which kind of fool we'll be."

Flaminia looked up at him, as if startled to realize he was still there. "Do not bear word of my folly, I beg you!"

"I wouldn't dream of it," Matt assured her, "and word just might not spread, because there's so much of this sort of thing going on. You're not exactly going to stand out in this crowd." Flaminia lowered her eyes. "I am scarcely one to speak about foolishness, am I?"

"You are," Matt contradicted, "and so am I. Only those of us who have really been guilty of folly can know what we're talking about when we say the word."

Flaminia caught the trace of humor in his words and looked up with the ghost of a smile-sardonic, but a smile. "Then you, too, have been a fool?"

"Many times," Matt assured her, "and worse, I was foolish enough to keep taking one more chance on being a fool again." He studied her face, wondering what Pascal saw in her. The nose was a little too thin, the cheeks gaunt, the eyes a little too closely set-but they were huge, those eyes, and the lashes swept across them like curtains! She certainly was not a beautiful woman, not even pretty. Handsome, maybe. it must have been her mind, her wit, and the fact that Pascal's wizard grandfather still moved in his veins enough to make him appreciate words and honor the one who could craft them into sharpness.

"Have you ever been a fool for a woman?" she went on.

"Many times," Matt assured her. "That was the chance I kept taking. The last chance was the biggest folly ever, for I fell in love with a woman far too good for me."

Flaminia stiffened. "What did she do to you?"

"Married me," Matt said, "finally-and that was her greatest folly. But maybe it will turn out to be as wise for her as mine was for me."

She smiled, thawing a bit. "If you are wed, what are you doing so far from her?"

"Trying to find her something she asked for," Matt told her.

"Foolish of me, isn't it?"

"Perhaps," Flaminia said, with a smile that held back amusement.

"But there is a point at which foolishness becomes wisdom." She turned to Pascal. "Your friend has wit."

The look Pascal returned was so blank that she laughed and leaned forward to kiss him on the cheek-and Matt noticed once again that her figure was nothing short of spectacular. Certainly enough to cloud a young man's judgment-or attract the wrong sort.

"I think you'd better come along and take care of him, damsel. Pascal, you do need taking care of, don't you?"

"Oh, without doubt!" For once, Pascal picked up a cue. "If no one watches over me, I am apt to do very foolish things indeed!" "Why, so am I." Flaminia climbed to her feet, pulling him up with her. "So perhaps you should stay near me and guard me from my own foolishness, too. Do you think I should let you?"

"Without question!"

ii No, not without question," she said with a roguish smile.

"I am apt to ask you very many questions indeed, for I have an enormous curiosity about the world around me, most especially the things I have never seen-and woe to you if you answer me falsely!"

"I shall be careful to be honest," Pascal assured her, "and if my honesty is not always truthful, it shall be no fault of mine." Flaminia frowned at him, then glanced at Matt. "Can you tell me what he means? How can honesty not be truthful? "Why," Matt said,

"because he'll honestly tell you everything he knows and believes, but he might be wrong. After all, if you ask him about the queen's capital of Bordestang, I'm sure he'll tell you every rumor he has heard about it-but he hasn't seen it himself, so some of the rumors may be false." Flaminia laughed-a sound with the beauty of song-and pressed Pascal's arm close. "I think you may have some ghost of wit yourself, friend Pascal! Come, let us put this tiresome crowd behind us and find the road to the south by ourselves!"

"They shall catch up with us," Pascal warned, falling into step be-side her.

"Perhaps," Flaminia said, "but I think they will be better company

by that time. We can wait for them in the shade when the sun grows

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"Better listen to her," Matt advised. "She's no fool." But as they started to pick their way through the litter of unconscious bodies, a beefy young man came reeling up with a lopsided grin. "Ah, there you are, my betrothed! Come, kiss me good morning, then! " He was nicely calculated to inspire ardor in the most finicky of women-muscles like melons, guileless blue eyes in a handsome ruddy face, blond hair, and a devil-may-care jauntiness. Unfortunately, those blue eyes were bloodshot, and he was also unshaven, smelled like a brewery that had been converted into a cockroach-haven hotel, and was weaving and stumbling in what he no doubt thought was a straight line.

Flaminia froze, the color draining from her face. Pascal stared in alarm as the big young man reached out for her, chuckling. She slapped his hand aside, her color returning and flaming high.

"Nay, Volio! Do you think you can seduce me, then leave me to bed one doxie after another and come back to take me again?"

"Aye." The grin turned nasty. "For you are mine, are you not?

We are betrothed!"

"No longer! Oh, if only you had given me a ring, so that I might throw it back in your face!" Flaminia blazed. "I shall not be your doxie, neither wed nor unwed!"

"But you must." The nasty grin widened to gloating, and he reached out again. "For if you do not wed me, then you shall be a slut.

Come, chick."

"Go!" she cried. "Go, and never come near me again! For I had rather be a fallen woman than a betrayed wife!"

"Why, then, a fallen woman you are, he said, "and shall fall to me

again. " Flaminia caught the reaching hand, twisted it sharply, and bit. Volio howled, eyes staring in shock. Flaminia leaped back with a cry of triumph, letting go of the hand. "You shall not touch me

again! " "Oh, but I shall!" Volio shouted, and the bleeding hand slapped the side of her head, hard. Flaminia fell back with a cry of pain; Matt just barely caught her. But Pascal howled with outrage and leaped in,

slamming a fist into Volio's face.

Volio fell back, staring in utter stupefaction, pressing his hand to the fresh new pain. Then he brought his hand away, saw the blood on

it that streamed from his nose, and came for Pascal with a snarl, swinging a haymaker.

Pascal blocked with his left as if he were parrying a rapier cut and slammed a hard right into Volio's belly. The big young man staggered back with a grunt of surprise, and Pascal followed it up, whirling his right fist like a rapier, then slamming it into the side of Volio's head.

But Volio blocked, as if he was catching a sword blow on a buckler, then riposted with his right and caught Pascal a blow that sent him reeling back a few paces. Volio followed hard, but Pascal ducked just in time, his shoulder slamming into Volio's belly. Pascal straightened up, staggered, but held Volio on his shoulder just long enough to dump him in a heap from five feet up. Then he stepped back, shaking his head to clear it as Volio caught his breath then scrambled up, snarling, "None of your peasant's wrestling tricks!"

"Peasant!" Pascal cried, affronted, and feinted twice to draw Vo-lio's left, then stepped in to crack a blow across his cheek. "No!" Flaminia cried, surging up out of Matt's arms toward the fighters-but Matt held her back. "No, damsel! You'll just get them hurt more!

Don't worry, if it gets too bad, I'll break it up." "Then why not break it up now!" she demanded.

"They need it," Matt said simply, though he meant it differently for each man.

They had obviously both been trained-but as swordsman, not as boxers. Right fists whirled high in figure eights as if they were wrapped around hilts, lefts blocked and counterpunched, and most of the blows were aimed at the chest. Every now and then one of the boys slipped and caught the other on the cheek or chin, but it was definitely by accident. Matt began to think he was going to have to break it up, after all-they were causing each other a lot of pain, but no damage, nothing even remotely decisive. Flaminia wept, crying Pascal's name, and kept trying to struggle free to help him, but Matt held on tightly. "Don't worry-pretty soon they'll both drop from sheer exhaustion.

Neither of them is in the greatest shape this morning." just then Pascal leaped in past Volio's guard, threw his arms around his chest, lifted and whirled, throwing Volio to the ground. The young man surged back up to his feet with a bellow.

"Villain! Would you use a peasant's wrestling tricks with me again? Have at you!" And he charged with a roundhouse swing. Pascal ducked under it, seized Volio's knee and straightened up, heaving. Volio squalled and went flying backward, arms windmilling.

He landed with a heavy, meaty sound, and lay struggling, gasping for breath again.

Pascal stood over him, eyes alight with victory, fists clenched, waiting.

"Oh!" Flaminia gasped, hand coming to her mouth Matt kept his hold tight.

Volio floundered to his feet, growling, "Would you fight for her honor when she has lost it?"

"Foul blot! Pascal shouted, and swung an uppercut at Volio's jaw.

Unfortunately, Volio straightened up just then, and a little too fast; Pascal's fist caught him right in the solar plexus. His eyes bulged and he stiffened, gasping for air like a fish.

Pascal stared, frightened by what he had done.

"He can't breathe!" Matt shouted. "Put him out of his misery until his lungs start working again!"

Pascal came unfrozen, slamming the uppercut at Volio's jaw again. This time he connected, and the beefy young man's eyes glazed. He slumped and landed with a very solid thud.

Flaminia tore loose from Matt's hold with a cry of distress and ran to Pascal. "Oh! Are you hurt? Surely you must have suffered sorely!"

"Nay, not I." Pascal grinned, enjoying the touch of her hands on his bruises. "Look to your fiance, if you must aid one who suffers."

"Him?" Flaminia turned and kicked the inert fighter, hard.

"He is no fianc@ of mine, and I have told him that! How I hope he does suffer, for he has deserved every blow you gave him, and ten more for each!"

"Oh, I think he'll be aching aplenty when he comes to." Matt knelt beside Volio and checked his pulse, just to make sure. "No per-manent harm done." Of course not-neither of them knew the first thing about unarmed combat. There might have been accidents, sure, but barring that, there had been no danger.

"Count yourself revnged, damsel-as much as a woman can be." Matt looked up. "But he might have friends. I suggest that when he does come to, the two of you might be smart to be a mile or so away?"

"Yes!" Flaminia whirled to Pascal, eyes wide with fright.

"You did not know! He is the son of a knight, one who lives not ten miles from here! When that one discovers how his son has been hurt, he is sure to send his men after you!"

Pascal registered alarm, but said gallantly, "I shall not go unless I guard you as I do."

Matt was nodding. "The son of a knight and the son of a squire?

No wonder you were both fighting the same way-you were both trained in swordplay!"

"Of course," Pascal said, surprised.

"But this time, the squire's son won out, because he hadn't been worried about lowering himself to learn wrestling from the peasants. I guess you had a good education after all, Pascal."

"You must flee!" Flaminia cried. "If they catch you, they will flog you within an inch of your life-or beyond! " Pascal seemed shaken by that, but he still spoke gallantly.

"If die I must, then die I will, so long as it saves you from that lecher's paws!" Flaminia almost melted-right into Pascal's arms. For a moment their bodies were twined tightly together as she reached up to give him a long, steadily deepening kiss. Pascal's hands stuck out behind her back, taken by surprise, as if they didn't know what to do-but they learned quickly, cradling Flaminia's waist and shoulders, then tightening and beginning to caress.

Matt looked away, whistling cheerfully.

Finally, Flaminia broke the kiss, breathing, "Oh, you are the bravest and most noble of squires! But you must not risk yourself for me!" Pascal started to object, but she laid a finger across his lips.

"Fear not-I shall not turn back to that oaf Volio. I shall run away to the greenwood instead, and join a band of outlaws!"

"That doesn't exactly sound like all that safe an alternative," Matt warned.

"Not unless I run away with her," Pascal said stoutly.

"Come, Flaminia! Shall we turn outlaw together?" Flaminia hesitated, torn between a gush of gratitude and a draught of fear for him.

"Take him up on it," Matt advised. "You can change your minds about your destination once you're on the road-but for now, you would definitely both find it healthier someplace else."

"I shall not go if you do not," Pascal warned. "No woman is safe without an escort in this land."

Flaminia gave him a slow and sultry smile as she swayed back into his arms again. "Why, then, I shall go with you, or you with me-but I enjoin you to tell me if you tire of my company, and tell me straightaway, not by little hints and slights! Promise me that!"

"Why, then, I promise," Pascal said slowly, "but how if I do not tire of you?"

"Why, then, do not tell me," she said merrily, and gave him a quick but very sound kiss, then pirouetted out of his arms, though still holding onto one hand. She looked

back over her shoulder at Matt. ,Will you wander with us, minstrel?" t said slowly. "After all, I'm traveling Yes, I think I will," Mat your way." they were