The Third Wife (27 page)

Essentially, she saw now, she had gone into her marriage to Adrian with the same mindset as she’d had going into that hair salon to ask them to cut all her hair off. I
can always grow it back if it doesn’t suit me
.

Stupid girl.

She ran her hand over her too-short hair again and said, ‘Well, I can safely say that this haircut does not suit me.’

‘Well,’ said Luke, ‘I disagree.’

‘Thank you,’ she said.

‘I’ve really missed you.’

‘I know,’ she said. ‘It’s been too long.’

‘Three months and nine days.’

She looked at him strangely.

‘I’m not being a freak,’ he smiled. ‘It was the first of January. Easy maths.’

She smiled. ‘Are we cool now?’ she asked. ‘You and I? Can we be normal?’

He laughed. ‘I thought we
were
being normal.’

‘No, you know what I mean.’

‘I do know what you mean. And yes, we can be normal. If you want us to be normal, that is?’

No, she thought, I don’t want us to be normal. I want us to be fabulously abnormal and twisted. I want us to be all over each other with tongues and toes and lips and teeth. I want us to climb naked over each other’s bodies while my ageing, oblivious husband,
your father
, sleeps on in the next room. I want us to announce to the family that we are
in love
and watch their faces contort with incomprehension and hurt. And then I want us to suck each other dry until there is nothing left of us, until we are all done and desiccated and then I can move on and surrender to the next whim, commit the next heinous misdemeanour.

She couldn’t look at him. She didn’t recognise herself any more. She felt like a soap opera villain: breaking up families on a whim, falling in love with handsome young stepsons, pretending to be so nice when really she was a scheming bitch.
Dear Bitch
. Her poison pen pal was right about her. Her poison pen pal had recognised her for what she was before she’d even recognised it herself.

She dropped her gaze to the floor and she said, in as bright a voice as she could muster, ‘Yes. I want us to be normal.’

‘Normal?’ said a voice from the doorway.

They both turned as one, the fading shadows of guilt still there in Maya’s eyes. It was Charlotte.

She smiled uncertainly from Maya to Luke and back again. ‘What are you two talking about?’ Her tone was playful but sharp.

‘Oh, God, nothing,’ said Luke. ‘We were just …’ He looked to Maya for assistance.

‘Talking about work,’ she said hopelessly. ‘Just stuff at work. New head of department. You know. All the changes.’

Charlotte nodded. ‘Right,’ she said. Her eyes found Luke’s and Maya saw her study him closely.

‘Your bed!’ he said, with a flourish of his hands. ‘Will you be OK in here?’

Charlotte nodded again. ‘Sure,’ she said, ‘I’ll be fine. Thank you. Both of you.’ She looked again from Luke to Maya and then slowly she left the room.

Adrian was sitting at the table in the kitchen when Maya came downstairs. He had Beau on his lap and they were playing Snap together. Beau’s face was streaked red with dried tears and there was a crumpled tissue in his hand.

‘Everything OK?’ she asked, sitting down next to the pair of them.

‘Oh, just some sibling rough and tumbling got out a bit out of hand. Elbow in the eye. But we’re fine now, aren’t we?’

Beau nodded bravely and turned his next card over.

‘Brave boy.’ Maya ran her hand down the thick mane of Beau’s hair and felt it there as she’d felt it more and more often these days: the almost imperceptible shake of his head. He immediately tried to compensate for the headshake by smiling at her. But the smile was brittle and forced. In her raw emotional state she was almost tempted to stalk into the garden and have a little weep of self-pity. But no, she’d done this, she’d broken this family
on a whim
, she needed to deal with all the messy bits she’d left in her wake.

Beau was like her. Such an anxious little people-pleaser, so keen to do the right thing, to be accepted and adored. But deep down inside he was just as full of bad thoughts and dark feelings as every other child in the world.

‘Snap!’ said Beau.

‘You are a
legend
,’ said Adrian, giving Beau a high five.

Beau beamed at him. Not the funny, crooked little smile he’d just given her, but a big, loving punch of a smile.

‘One more?’ Beau asked, his face upturned to his father’s.

‘One more,’ said Adrian. ‘And then back out into the garden.’

‘OK.’ He was already dealing out the pack.

‘You all right?’ Adrian asked Maya over the top of Beau’s head.

She nodded.

‘Bed situation all sorted out?’

‘Umhm.’ She nodded again.

He smiled at her. It was that same smile he’d been giving her ever since her night out with Sara. That injured smile. That
please don’t hit me again
smile. It didn’t make her feel sorry for him though. It made her want to scream.

This
, she’d realised,
this
was how he reconciled himself to the terrible compromises of his life. He simply pretended that things didn’t happen. He edited them out. Blacked them out. Carried on regardless. It was quite disconcerting and she longed now to talk to Caroline, to talk to Susie, to find out how it really was when Adrian left. Because she’d only ever heard Adrian’s side and she could see now that Adrian’s side was a crime scene stripped bare of even a shred of real evidence.

‘Where is everyone?’ she asked.

‘Caroline, Susie and Cat have gone to the supermarket; everyone else is in the garden. I think.’ He smiled pitifully at her again. She resisted the urge to slap him and damped down the familiar sense of irritation that she had not been included in a ‘wives’ outing’, had not been consulted on a shopping list, had once again been relegated to the status of unpaid au pair girl.

‘OK,’ she said, her voice deadened with resentment. ‘I’ll go and see what the kids are up to.’

Otis was throwing balls for the dogs. Pearl and Charlotte were playing croquet and shouting at Otis for allowing the dogs to run through their croquet pitch. Charlotte looked up at Maya as she approached. ‘Hi!’ she said brightly. ‘We’re just starting a new round. Want to join in?’

‘Sure,’ said Maya.

Charlotte walked across the lawn to the croquet bag and pulled out a mallet for her. ‘There you go. We’ll play in age order, youngest to oldest. So Pearl, me and you. Oops, not to say that you’re old, obviously.’ She squeezed Maya’s arm and grimaced and Maya truly could not decide whether she was being genuine or disingenuous.

‘Well, that depends who you’re comparing me to, really,’ she said, lightly.

‘Ha, yes. It’s quite a spread in this family.’

‘Yes,’ said Pearl, counting on her fingers, ‘it goes 4, 9, 11, 18, 22, 33, 43, 47, 48. Like lottery numbers.

‘Which one is forty-eight?’ Charlotte asked Pearl.

‘Susie. She’s the oldest, then dad, then Caroline, then Maya, then Luke, then Cat, then Otis, then me, then Beau. And then whoever comes next.’ She smiled at Maya.

‘
If
someone comes next,’ Maya replied.

‘
When
someone comes next.’

‘Oh!’ said Charlotte. ‘Are you and Adrian trying for a baby then?’

Maya forced a smile. ‘Sort of,’ she said. ‘But not very successfully so far!’

Charlotte’s face fell and she squeezed Maya’s arm again. ‘Oh God, I’m sorry,’ she said. ‘That must be really tough.’

Maya arranged her face into an expression of terrible sadness. Her ongoing inability to conceive had gone from being a matter of worry and unhappiness to a matter of relief and marvellous good luck. And, now that she and Adrian had stopped having sex altogether, to a matter to which she no longer gave any thought at all.

‘I’m sure it will happen for you,’ said Charlotte, her hand still on Maya’s arm. ‘I’m sure you and Adrian will find a way. It must be hard, though,’ she said, her cornflower eyes boring into Maya’s, ‘to be surrounded by all these children, if you think you might not have one of your own.

‘Sorry,’ she went on. ‘Christ. Sorry. That was tactless. Sorry. I just meant, you’re so good with the kids. You’d make a lovely mummy. You
will
make a lovely mummy.’

‘Thank you,’ she said. ‘I’m being philosophical.’

‘Best thing to do,’ said Charlotte and gave Maya’s arm one last squeeze.

Pearl stood at the other side of the croquet pitch, having got her ball clear through the first eight hoops while they’d chatted. ‘I just got thirty points,’ she said. ‘Your turn, Charlotte.’

‘On my way,’ Charlotte called out with a smile. She turned back to Maya. ‘By the way,’ she said, ‘I really like your haircut! It suits you.’

‘You think?’ said Maya, her hand upon the bare nape of her neck.

‘Yes. Totally. But then, you’re so pretty, you could get away with anything.’

‘Oh.’

‘Yes. I was just saying to Luke in the car on the way here, I don’t think you really know how pretty you are.’

Maya smiled awkwardly. ‘Nowhere near as pretty as you though.’

‘I wasn’t fishing for compliments,’ said Charlotte, her voice suddenly edgy.

‘No, I know you weren’t. I was just …’

‘This isn’t a competition.’ She lingered over the break between her words. ‘Is it?’

‘What?’

Charlotte stared at her coldly. Then the frost thawed and she smiled. ‘My turn,’ she said brightly. ‘Better get back to the game.’

The ‘real wives’ had decided upon a dinner menu of pasta bake and garlic bread for the children and mushroom risotto and tomato salad for the adults. The kitchen, from four-thirty until dinnertime, was a hive of adults chopping, pouring, stirring, drinking, talking, shouting, arguing, laughing, nibbling. Children came and went, the windows misted up, Cat played music using her iPhone and a portable speaker, and this was it, the best bit of these family holidays.

Maya still remembered her first country weekend with Adrian’s family. She’d been so nervous but it had been like a beautiful dream. The banter and noise, the warmth and the laughter. She’d compared it to her own upbringing, the neat house just outside Maidstone where she’d lived with her much older brother – who was gone, anyway, by the time she was eleven, leaving her an only child for the next seven years – her very proper parents and a mute cockatiel called Penny. There had been no variation to her line-up of family members. No stirring up of the basic familial ingredients. And until Maya met Adrian she’d believed that hers was the only form a family could happily take.

But now she looked at this mess of people from a different point of view. She saw them not as a family, not as enchanted and magical, but as a group of survivors, a support group almost: Adrian Anon. Each one wore an invisible scar, some deeper than others, but a scar nonetheless.

Susie, for example: Maya had always suspected that if Adrian hadn’t left her, she’d have left him eventually. They’d been so young to get married and have children. They would have grown out of each other. Yet how had it been for Susie to know that she had been lied to for so long? By the father of her children? How had it been to put her children to bed at night by herself, to explain to them that no, Daddy wasn’t going to read them a story tonight, that Daddy was in London reading stories to some other children he’d had with some other woman? How had it been to live with fragile, angry Luke through the years of his blighted adolescence and beyond?

And Caroline, so cool and unemotional. She must have known, going into a relationship with someone else’s husband, that she too would get burned one day. Or maybe she hadn’t. Maybe she’d thought that she was the fabulous, glittering end of Adrian’s road, the answer to all his prayers, capable, independent, on a par with Adrian himself. She’d probably felt sorry for Susie. She still had that air about her when she talked about her predecessor:
poor Susie
. How had it really been for Caroline to be toppled from her position of superiority? To be shown to be no better than
poor Susie
? And Caroline’s children – her perfect children – shown to be no less disposable than the ones Adrian had left behind in Hove?

Though these scars should have been visible, should have been
glaringly obvious
from the very first touch of Adrian’s hand upon her arm in the pub that night, they had not been. Because Adrian had blinded her to them with his talk of fate and long-dead love.

And now, like one of those laser beams that picks out the sun damage on an apparently blemish-free complexion, the falling away of her love for Adrian had revealed the damaged truth of his perfect family. And buried deep inside this group of survivors, all clinging together for dear life, there resided a truth-teller. Someone shouting and waving. But only at her. Her poison-penned correspondent. Someone who knew what she was finally coming to understand: that Maya was a step too far. That a third wife and third family was too much for this family to take.

She looked around the table again, from happy face to happy face, trying to imagine which one it might be, which person was already planning their next written assault. And then it hit her, horribly, violently.

It could be any one of them.

Like guests at an Agatha Christie-style weekend house party, each one had a motive. And, apart from Beau, each one had the means.

She caught Pearl’s eye across the table. Pearl smiled at her in that inscrutable way of hers. Pearl wasn’t one for loud displays of affection, but Maya was fairly certain that Pearl was on her side.

She smiled back at Pearl. And then she sighed. Because, really, she was in no position to feel certain of anything.

Maya went to bed early that night. She wasn’t tired but she had run out of the particular type of energy required to go the distance with the Wolfes. She couldn’t be bothered with it all. Once upon a time she’d have done whatever it took to prove herself equal to this exclusive group of people, to show them her best side, but now she saw them for what they were and she wanted no part of it. So she said her goodnights and nobody said,
Oh, Maya, don’t go, stay up!
And she took her wash bag through to the tiny shower room around the corner from her room and brushed her teeth in water that tasted of being away from home and then she put on her pyjamas and laid herself under the over-filled duvet that a hundred other people had already lain under and she stared at the dusty beams in the ceiling and wondered what she was doing here.